Thank You, Liberals, for Handing Us Your Very Own Weapons

    That’s right, Rome. You have just handed us, Conservatives and concerned citizens, your very own sword to wield. I realized this last night, as I lay in bed in my rented home, exhausted from a day of manufacturing anger and of avoiding the insidious clutches of the predatory mortgage lenders, from whom I’ve managed to escape for years. You erred gravely when you told me | Read More »

    The Great Texting Summit ‘09

    Promoted from the diaries by Caleb While the Texting Whilst Driving Summit is pretty low on the totem pole of issues and problems, apparently Obama doesn’t think so. And I think it also serves to finally put a nail in the “Obama is SOOOO smart” coffin. Please, can we finally put that to rest? I’ll say it first; as an evil Radical RightWing Extremist, I’m | Read More »

    Ssh, Listen…The Four Horsemen Arriving Via Budweiser Clydesdales

    The President of the United States: Drinking Bud Light, an alleged Beer, as a solution to a Racial problem that HE created, or at least egged on, with his ridiculous, uninformed statement regarding the Gates arrest. All that keeps running through my head is the REM song “It’s The End of The World As We Know It”, which is yet another reason I’m so annoyed | Read More »

    No Tonsils, No Peace: Obama’s Delusional and Dangerous Health Care Plan

    As I sat down on the couch to take a quick breather after an exhaustive morning of protecting my only child from rampaging, evil profiteering Tonsil Reapers (TM Thingie), I thought to myself that perhaps I should organize a march on Washington, DC. “No Tonsils, No Peace!”. Then, I realized that was stupid and decided instead to put my powers to work and come up | Read More »

    Mob Rule, Alive and Well…but coughing on second-hand smoke

    As I was roaming about the house, muttering under my breath with outrage at yet more “Our Health Care system is broken! Broken, I tell you! We must socialize immediately, no debating; it’s far too urgent!, I couldn’t help but think, and thus become further dismayed, that I wasn’t really surprised. Nor am I surprised that some are still attempting to use Rush Limbaugh as | Read More »

    Fatty Limbics of the World, Unite!

    Just when I found myself spiraling into full-fledged anger and dismay over the state of the World in general, Janeane Garofalo plucked me from the abyss and back into the realm of amused snickering. When I first read about her having to leave the stage due to, you know, totally sucking as a comedian, I instantly thought this (and of course twittery tweeted it, as | Read More »

    Dreams From MY Father

    (I wrote this about a year ago, but am reposting it in honor of the most important man in my life, even though he’s been gone 12 years, for Father’s Day. So, apologies to the legions of people (and by legions, I mean maybe 10) who have read this already) My father was a genius. He was also an alcoholic. He was many things…..he was | Read More »

    Memorial Day; Thank God That Such Men Lived

    It is easy to take for granted those who dedicate their lives to protect us all. Protecting and fighting, even dying, for our freedoms, our liberties, our security. It is easy to forget because they never ask for anything from us. They just sacrifice, asking for nothing in return. So, we simply go on about our own lives, often forgetting those who serve to make | Read More »

    Don’t Fear the Reaper; Fear the Right Wing!

    According to the Department of Homeland Security report, that is, of which “report’ I am certain you are all very much aware. Still, I’m quoting some of the report below, as it bears repeating…and the reasoning behind said report is something we should keep in mind; the Left strives to silence us.  They wish to marginalize us and demonize us so that people will dismiss | Read More »

    The Ivory Tower Hasn’t Learned the Lessons of the Twin Towers

    So, our esteemed (term used loosely) Speaker of the House is a big old liar-y liar-pants. And even though my new favorite three words are Pelosi Impeachment Hearings, the fact that she lied itself isn’t as upsetting to me as the reason for her lying.  That she lied; Not surprising, she is a politician and all. What IS surprising, to me, is the subject of | Read More »