Tale of the Tape: Uh-bama vs. Gibbs

    Tale of the Tape Obama Gibbs   Race Black White   Hair Graying Brown   Eyes   Unknown: Always looking up with nose in air, putting on aires. (Our Dear Leader won’t deign to look at you, especially if you’re one of those bitter Pennsylvanians who cling to their guns or religion.   Blue: Makes eye contact. (Seems to be a decent fellow, ala Tito-the-Builder | Read More »