COMMENTS

  • proudmarinemom

    Transparency is
    A long hair caught on the tongue
    Can not pull it off.

    • proudmarinemom

      “Can noth pull ith oth”

    • Beasley Beesmeal

      oh the tangled web
      too bad he can’t act, the twit
      cancel the Oscar!

  • DONTREADONME
  • CincoSolas_del_Bronx

    Limpid breezes leap
    the western sea–span the plains–
    vanish on the hill.

    • Beasley Beesmeal

      The empty nose grows
      the simple people get hosed
      this president blows

  • bk

    In a dark back room
    Filled with hot air but not smoke
    Health care bill is born.

    • Beasley Beesmeal

      Chattering classes
      unite for a fight, tonight
      hold on to asses

  • http://beaglescout.wordpress.com LJ “Beaglescout” Miller

    “Hello” the One lied
    “It will all be on C-Span.”
    That pledge expired, rubes!

    • http://beaglescout.wordpress.com LJ “Beaglescout” Miller

      There is yet another marriage penalty in the healthcare highjack. In its honor…

      Dick just knocked Jane up.
      If wed, health care costs will soar.
      Best to raise bastards.

      • http://beaglescout.wordpress.com LJ “Beaglescout” Miller
  • penguin2

    The One thought he won
    Right moment in the sunlight
    Now dark forest all is still

  • Aaron Gardner

    Eight lies he told us
    Thinking we would not notice
    Hello? Twenty Ten?

    • Beasley Beesmeal

      A lone extremis
      tried to explode his penis
      all on Barry’s watch

      • Aaron Gardner

        I am too sexy
        Geithner cries into the night
        BAM!! Dodd’s got your job

  • Brian Hibbert

    In debate he said
    “health care will be transparent”
    It’s not see through now.

    • blooch

      On transparency,
      Let me be perfectly clear:
      Ain’t gonna happen.

  • http://erickbrockway.wordpress.com/ Erick Brockway

    Haiku is like bris
    Does it miss?
    Ouch!

    • http://beaglescout.wordpress.com LJ “Beaglescout” Miller

      Health care’s a hypo,
      With the shot for “what ails us.”
      Now my butt hurts. Thanks!

  • proudmarinemom

    Down upon our roof
    From lofty cloud throne He Can
    Shower deficit

  • gekster

    I looked at the depths of our fight.
    It seemed like the starless night
    And when I awoke the the dawn I’d seen my freedom was all gone

    • Beasley Beesmeal

      you’re well on your way to earning your title back…

      Google’s your buddy
      search Haiku or look nutty
      reclaim craft title?