Talk Like a Pirate Day Open Thread
Avast, Ye Landlubbers.
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That's right, it's the day we've been waiting all year for. Open thread, but ye must talk like a pirate herein.... Arrrgh!!
UPDATE by Smugglin Enrico Straw: Ahoy ye landlubbers. I have this day taken over from Erick as Master & Commander of this vessel for this day. All hands swab the deck er be sent down to Davy Jones himself!
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Any other day I be posting as Jeff. Yarrgh!
Because I think I like being a "Captain" more than I like being an "Academic..."
"I'm kind of old-fashioned. I like to engage my brain before my mouth." Donald Rumsfeld
...the only pirate with two eye patches. Shiver me timbers and pass the grog!!
Th' Rum were bad...yet me drank'd it all! 'T least it warn't the Demoncrat kool-aid.
Yarrgh!
I had me a idear for fine blog, I did, showin' yer terrorists are just land lubbin' pirates. Ta stop 'em we hafta make the killin' of wenches and tots a thing fer plank-walkin' -- even the tryin' of it.
And I be more of a Jimmy Buffet pirate.
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There be only one Cap'n 'ere, and it ain't you.
Aaaargh, that landlubber Senator who leads our crew of scalliwags in Washington is wearin' a fancy new hat he picked up down at the Horn of Africa! But at least he's reckoned that if he didn't sing a new tune on enforcement first, we'd make him walk the plank!
And every other laughing acronym....Wow.
Yarrgh!
AAARGH! I say we make him throw certain senators who are trying to save all them ter'rists from our dastardly torturers off the ship...!
"Always be honest with yourself even if you are honest with no one else...
...It helps you keep track of your lies..."
--Myself
or does First Mate Frist (promoted from cabinboy) look like he be wearing a halo? He be looking dignified, but we might still make him walk the plank.
Don't ye be afraid to see what ye see.-Cap'n Ronald "Black Mane" Reagan
Our mates, the muslims, want the Pope to walk the plank a second time. On the high seas one apology ain't enough, well pickle me bones! Like stripping a rich merchantman on the Spanish Main it's better the second time around.
Ain't we buckeroos reasonable, this time a little groveling if ye don't be minding.
"a man's admiration for absolute government is proportinate to the contempt he feels for those around him". Tocqueville
or it be the swabbin the deck for ye!
Talk like a pirate day be awesome, matey! Even me signature got in on the act!
Don't ye be afraid to see what ye see.-Captain Ronald "BlackMane" Reagan
And a fine postscript it be.
Arrgh.
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There be one Cap'n here, it it ain't you.
"I'm just beginning...The pen's in my hand...Ending unplanned"
A rough ride it be. I'm stumbling like a landlubber on thar first ride. Not from the seas (they be sailing in a kiddie pool), but from they logic and reasoning (and from nausea). Aye, it be good to be back at home, on the good ship aRRRRRRRRRedState!
Don't ye be afraid to see what ye see.-Cap'n Ronald "Black Mane" Reagan
AAARRRGGHHHH!
aka Sniffin' Blaine Kidd
it is the beastess Hillary that shivers my timbers.
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Thou art the Great Cat, the avenger of the Gods, and the judge of words...-Inscription on the Royal Tombs at Thebes
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC.
Pirate Grammar Police. I thought about a Pirate Name for the day, but Tbone seems to work.
Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.
You can get your pirate name here.