The Crazy Eyes Memorial Open Thread
He's Watching You.
By Moe Lane Posted in Miscellanea — Comments (18) / Email this page » / Leave a comment »
Image via the exceptional Fug Girls, naturally. I decree a resolutions thread. Tell Crazy Eyes what you plan to resolve for the New Year...
Moe
PS: Me? I had a snarky political one ready to go, but 'be a good dad' takes ultimate precedence...
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I will not let Leon, AE, and Jeff put me to shame any longer. And, it's the only way I can justify a new iPod Nano to my wife ;)
except I'm a Shuffle guy....how I've ever gone 2 steps without it, I'll never know
It's too bad this outfit is out of stock:
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Run like Reagan!
I might have posted this before, but I really get a kick out of it, so oh well, heh.
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Run like Reagan!
The Academy a new machine gun. I think an MP5 would be fun. Of course the paperwork won't be complete until 2008...
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If "pro" is the opposite of "con", what is the opposite of "progress"?
As I recall, he tried to buy an F-16, minus weapons and the top-secret avionics of course. At the last minute the manufacturer figured they'd better make sure they were allowed to sell it to him. DoD didn't think the world would be a better place with Larry Ellison flying around in an F-16, so he ended up buying a Marchetti or a MiG or something.
The Google guys just bought themselves a 767. No imagination.
I inhabit to afford the fuel for one of those puppies. An MP5 is a really cheap toy in comparison.
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If "pro" is the opposite of "con", what is the opposite of "progress"...
But Larry Ellison is a jerk. You wouldn't want to be him.
I have no idea who LE is.
I also find jerks more tolerable when I have a machine gun close. :>O
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If "pro" is the opposite of "con", what is the opposite of "progress"...
He's one of the Silicon Valley CEO's that lobbied congress to open the floodgates for foreign software engineers, because there "weren't enough" American engineers. What he really meant was that there weren't enough cheap engineers.
I consider myself a good capitalist; one of my cherished dreams is to someday be an opressor of the masses myself. It always ticks me off when a high-level capitalist decides that socialism is a Good Thing when it means that the government will protect his profit margin. It particularly infuriated me in this case because, for the first time in my life, I was on the winning side of the supply and demand equation, and this clown got my own government to decide that I was about to make too much money.
Of course, I probably should be more upset with the morons in congress who've never been able to understand supply and demand, couldn't see why bring Inda's best and brightest over here for a few years of on-the-job training before making them go back home to set up competing companies was a bad idea in the long run.
PostgreSQL all the way.
Run like Reagan!
give me the classic UZI. Then again, I should give up drinking, dipping, and target shooting. The ATF special :)
Normally, at this time of year I resolve to spend the year without seeing any more of my own bones (had a small argument with my table-saw back in '00). That one's done me pretty well, but this year I'm going a little farther.
This year, I resolve to not have three more heart attacks in the coming year.
I resolve to shut down that little voice in the back of my head that insists that every little twinge, ache, or pain above the waist is the first sign of the next (last?) MI. I'm getting pretty darn tired of living with my inner hypocondriac even if he
I resolve to stop beleiving that the next (last?) MI will happen before the day is over.
I resolve to live every day as though the next (last?) MI will happen before the day is over, particularly towards my family.
I resolve to forget the sound of that lost soul's family greiving in the cardiac ICU.
I resolve to remember the things that I thought about when I thought I wasn't going to make it; seeing the kids graduating from school, seeing them getting married, seeing my wife hold our grandbabies, and seeing the look in her eyes when we finally get to Paris.
I resolve to continue making jokes about things that scare me spitless.
I resolve to spend every day thankful for every day.
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"Straight Talk Express"? My bum feet! -- Me, on Senator McCain and other "moderates"
Is anyone else getting tired of the overdone pomp and ceremony of celebrities (ie. politicians)? Not only am I tired of watching, just when will they treat them like the rest of us ordinary folk (like the ones that were suppose to be elected in the first place)?
because I cannot keep them, I will just try my best to be a good member of society and I will pray for a winning formula for Iraq as soon as possible so that the great men and women of the United States Military can come home with a win.
Peace through superior fire power:)