There are days when I wouldn't mind living in Scott Ott's World.

Although I would have had him shouting "DO NOT WANT!", myself.

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This article would be, frankly, a good deal more welcome than the actual ones:

Report: Ahmadinejad Tasered at Columbia University
by Scott Ott

(2007-09-24) — Columbia University promised a full investigation into charges of police brutality after today’s reported Tasering of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who had come to the Ivy League school to give the annual Adolph Hitler Memorial Peace and Tolerance Lecture.

...because in this reality we instead get to watch this homophobic, anti-Semitic little freak lecture the United States of America on proper national security policy. Which is roughly equivalent to watching a pedophile give a lecture on proper parenting*. Worse, actually: the pedophile usually has some sort of chemical imbalance in his brain. There's no polysyllabic molecule chain that's making this guy wake up every morning and say "Gee. You know what would make this day perfect? Why, more dead gays and Jews!"

You know, I'm glad that Columbia doesn't let ROTC on campus. I have no way of knowing whether this condition of theirs is contagious.

Moe

*What's that? You agreed with some of his points?

Sh*t, man, they've got drugs to handle that, these days. Get your doctor to write you a prescription.

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Scott Ott is hilarious..... by St. Louis Conservative

...I think he should be the head writer for the 1/2 hour news hour, or have some other show of his own. His satire is classic!

“.....women and minorities hardest hit”

5 (nt) by Neil Stevens

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Moe, please... by tsquare

Don't hold back, don't hold it all in... let it out, tell us how you feel*

*within good taste of course

"I Will Always Place The Mission First.
"I will never accept defeat.
"I will never quit.
"I will never leave a fallen comrade."
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That's why I just gave him a 5 instead, heh.

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What you saw and heard at Columbia today - is reality. He might look and sound crazy but he ain't by himself in Iran. Folks you got a good look at what were up against. And these are the top leaders of a country.

Sweetheart...put the dinner back in the oven because I'm going to be late for supper, again!!!!

to go to a place like Columbia, serve on ROTC faculty, and be treated as Untouchables by the likes of Nicholas "Million Mogadishus" DeGenova?

Our military and their families deserve better than Columbia.

"Who will stand/On either hand/And guard this bridge with me?" (Macaulay)

 
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