and feel free to add your own!
10) Troll Obama speeches for actual hard content
9) Visit the national debt clock and watch the deficit grow
Track the downward tropes of the NY Times stock price
7) Read Night Twister’s Colorado diary for the 5,345,235th time
6) Update your vocabulary of dirty words at Kos
5) Watch Obama on YouTube and get that tingly feeling in your leg
4) Access Google Maps satellite photo function and watch the oceans rise
3) Medidate thankfully on Obama’s assurances that the phenomenon referenced in #4 shall cease
2) Catch up on that hard-hitting MSM coverage of the Obama campaign
1) And do your DAY JOB, dammit!
And, please, don’t forget to visit the Obama Cyberchapel and give thanks to the Good Lord for Windows!
Moe Lane
Steve Maley
Dan McLaughlin
Neil Stevens
Daniel Horowitz
I Laughed
BigGator5 (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 9:50AM EST (link)Dispite myself, I laughed.
Educated (About The Issues Facing Us Today), Dedicated (To Making A Difference), And Highly Motivated (To Getting Things Done)
Create a little Haiku...
speciallist (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 10:04AM EST (link)expectation lit
languishing gamecock softens
depressions explode
Very multi-culti, speciallist! nt
streetwise (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 10:40AM EST (link)You can do a Blazing dinnerjacket mash..
speciallist (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 10:44AM EST (link)You could promote a Rap concert..
speciallist (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 11:22AM EST (link)Number seven is my favorite. -nt-
NightTwister (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 1:22PM EST (link)-nt-
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. – Winston Churchill
Recommended
Neil Stevens (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 1:52PM EST (link)You missed one though:
Hand-roll portions of base.html in order to bypass Django and reduce the number of queries the site does.
Or is that just me?
RS contributing editor, technical administrator, and “a hardy variety of crabgrass.”
Read the RedState Posting Rules
Unlikely Voter: Poll Analysis, Election Projection.
“I rejoice that America has resisted.” – William Pitt, the Elder
Definitely just you.
itrytobenice (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 4:58PM EST (link)I balance my checkbook, pay bills, grade papers, file my nails, do the dishes, iron, sweep, mop, can pickles, make jam, etc. Then I look at the next page.
Proper grammar saves lives.
Let’s eat Grandma.
Let’s eat, Grandma.
Well what I did has just been put into the system
Neil Stevens (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 5:39PM EST (link)Reading the site should be much faster now.
RS contributing editor, technical administrator, and “a hardy variety of crabgrass.”
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Unlikely Voter: Poll Analysis, Election Projection.
“I rejoice that America has resisted.” – William Pitt, the Elder
And there goes my fame... -nt-
NightTwister (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 5:41PM EST (link)-nt-
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. – Winston Churchill
And how!
Brian Simpson (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 5:41PM EST (link)Thanks Neil. The improvements have drastically improved site loading.
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Important principles may and must be inflexible. ~ Abraham Lincoln
Definitely just you.
itrytobenice (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 5:42PM EST (link)I balance my checkbook, pay bills, grade papers, file my nails, do the dishes, iron, sweep, mop, can pickles, make jam, etc. Then I look at the next page.
Proper grammar saves lives.
Let’s eat Grandma.
Let’s eat, Grandma.
Yup
Neil Stevens (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 5:42PM EST (link)Part of my work meant rewriting from scratch that box
RS contributing editor, technical administrator, and “a hardy variety of crabgrass.”
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Unlikely Voter: Poll Analysis, Election Projection.
“I rejoice that America has resisted.” – William Pitt, the Elder
Not to worry NT, you're like the pyramids now,
streetwise (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 6:23PM EST (link)forever etched into our minds as the epitome of durability. :>)
The site is now much better, Neil.
streetwise (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 6:36PM EST (link)Thanks!
wise but unambitious. GC's top 10
Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) Tuesday, July 29th at 11:06PM EST (link)10-Age one year in dawg years
9-complete nyt sunday crossword
8-write great american novel
7-find one’s self
6-marry, divorce
5-grow a beard
4-turn a blue state, red
3-watch a rerun of the Brickyard 400
2-locate a repub spine
1-visit all 57 states
Mike DeVine’s Examiner.com, Charlotte Observer and The Minority Report columns
“One man with courage makes a majority.” – Andrew Jackson
If Redstate's faster..When will I have time to count my money?
speciallist (Diary) Wednesday, July 30th at 9:50AM EST (link)*10 billion dollars into one *
This is really getting scary..
“President Robert Mugabe threatened a state of emergency if businesses profiteer from the country’s economic and political unraveling.”
Hey Mugabe can you pronounce Gazillion..
“That comes a week after he introduced a 100 billion-dollar note that was not enough to buy a loaf of bread.”
“Computers, electronic calculators and automated teller machines at Zimbabwe’s banks cannot handle basic transactions in billions and trillions of dollars.”
Why dont the people Revolt..I can’t see the military guys being any better off.
Who needs Comment counts...I'm lovin the Speed
speciallist (Diary) Wednesday, July 30th at 9:51AM EST (link)n/t