and feel free to add your own!
10) Troll Obama speeches for actual hard content
9) Visit the national debt clock and watch the deficit grow
Track the downward tropes of the NY Times stock price
7) Read Night Twister’s Colorado diary for the 5,345,235th time
6) Update your vocabulary of dirty words at Kos
5) Watch Obama on YouTube and get that tingly feeling in your leg
4) Access Google Maps satellite photo function and watch the oceans rise
3) Medidate thankfully on Obama’s assurances that the phenomenon referenced in #4 shall cease
2) Catch up on that hard-hitting MSM coverage of the Obama campaign
1) And do your DAY JOB, dammit!
And, please, don’t forget to visit the Obama Cyberchapel and give thanks to the Good Lord for Windows!


I Laughed
BigGator5 Tuesday, July 29th at 9:50AM EDT (link)Dispite myself, I laughed.
“There are worse things out there than reptiles.” -BigGator5
Create a little Haiku...
$peciallist Tuesday, July 29th at 10:04AM EDT (link)expectation lit
languishing gamecock softens
depressions explode
Very multi-culti, speciallist! nt
streetwise Tuesday, July 29th at 10:40AM EDT (link)You can do a Blazing dinnerjacket mash..
$peciallist Tuesday, July 29th at 10:44AM EDT (link)You could promote a Rap concert..
$peciallist Tuesday, July 29th at 11:22AM EDT (link)Number seven is my favorite. -nt-
NightTwister Tuesday, July 29th at 1:22PM EDT (link)-nt-
Get Connected in Colorado.
Recommended
Neil Stevens Tuesday, July 29th at 1:52PM EDT (link)You missed one though:
Hand-roll portions of base.html in order to bypass Django and reduce the number of queries the site does.
Or is that just me?
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There Is No Crisis
Definitely just you.
itrytobenice Tuesday, July 29th at 4:58PM EDT (link)I balance my checkbook, pay bills, grade papers, file my nails, do the dishes, iron, sweep, mop, can pickles, make jam, etc. Then I look at the next page.
The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Well what I did has just been put into the system
Neil Stevens Tuesday, July 29th at 5:39PM EDT (link)Reading the site should be much faster now.
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There Is No Crisis
And there goes my fame... -nt-
NightTwister Tuesday, July 29th at 5:41PM EDT (link)-nt-
Get Connected in Colorado.
And how!
Brian Simpson Tuesday, July 29th at 5:41PM EDT (link)Thanks Neil. The improvements have drastically improved site loading.
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Important principles may and must be inflexible. ~ Abraham Lincoln
Definitely just you.
itrytobenice Tuesday, July 29th at 5:42PM EDT (link)I balance my checkbook, pay bills, grade papers, file my nails, do the dishes, iron, sweep, mop, can pickles, make jam, etc. Then I look at the next page.
The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Yup
Neil Stevens Tuesday, July 29th at 5:42PM EDT (link)Part of my work meant rewriting from scratch that box
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There Is No Crisis
Not to worry NT, you're like the pyramids now,
streetwise Tuesday, July 29th at 6:23PM EDT (link)forever etched into our minds as the epitome of durability. :>)
The site is now much better, Neil.
streetwise Tuesday, July 29th at 6:36PM EDT (link)Thanks!
wise but unambitious. GC's top 10
Mike gamecock DeVine Tuesday, July 29th at 11:06PM EDT (link)10-Age one year in dawg years
9-complete nyt sunday crossword
8-write great american novel
7-find one’s self
6-marry, divorce
5-grow a beard
4-turn a blue state, red
3-watch a rerun of the Brickyard 400
2-locate a repub spine
1-visit all 57 states
Mike DeVine’s Examiner.com, Charlotte Observer and The Minority Report columns
“One man with courage makes a majority.” - Andrew Jackson
If Redstate's faster..When will I have time to count my money?
$peciallist Wednesday, July 30th at 9:50AM EDT (link)*10 billion dollars into one *
This is really getting scary..
“President Robert Mugabe threatened a state of emergency if businesses profiteer from the country’s economic and political unraveling.”
Hey Mugabe can you pronounce Gazillion..
“That comes a week after he introduced a 100 billion-dollar note that was not enough to buy a loaf of bread.”
“Computers, electronic calculators and automated teller machines at Zimbabwe’s banks cannot handle basic transactions in billions and trillions of dollars.”
Why dont the people Revolt..I can’t see the military guys being any better off.
Who needs Comment counts...I'm lovin the Speed
$peciallist Wednesday, July 30th at 9:51AM EDT (link)n/t