The world's only 'married' lesbian threesome are expecting their first child.
Doll, Kitten (Kitten? srsly? that's the source of the problem right there) and Brynn, from Massachusetts, were joined together in a marriage-style ceremony last August and are expecting a daughter in July.
Kitten, 27, is pregnant after undergoing IVF treatment using an anonymous sperm donor, and the trio eventually plan to have three children - one for each of them.
This was bound to happen. It is the logical and foreseeable consequence of society viewing marriage as a means for satisfying the libido and decoupling it from both its societal purpose (raising children) and its sacramental nature (a promise made before God joining one man and one woman forever). Once the homosexual privileges movement succeeded in convincing Anthony Kennedy that the state had no interest, either mild or compelling, in regulating marriage, the door was opened to any permutation of creatures joining for the purposes of transitory sexual gratification.
The crowning achievement of this will be the creating of a number of unused embryos so that three women, fully capable of having children by normal means, can celebrate their descent into bizarro world can have a vanity child to display.
Having forsworn the Divine definition of marriage and the natural means of conceiving children we come full circle:
God knows well that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened and you will be like gods, who know good and evil.