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Chesley Sullenberger is not “Cool”.

Don’t get me wrong, I would crawl uphill, on my hands and knees, on broken glass, in order to shake the man’s hand. Captain Sullenberger is, after all, the heroic pilot of flight 1549 whose amazing landing in the Hudson River, after a bird strike, managed to save the lives of all 150 passengers on board. But, he’s not cool–at least not according to the MTV/Facebook/Hollywood crowd. I mean, Captain Sullenberger is 58 years old, he has grey hair, he’s not exceptionally good looking or charismatic, he hasn’t written two autobiographies (one when he was 33), and he doesn’t give great speeches where he claims to possess the magical powers of being able to “heal the nation” and “slow the rise of the oceans”. Moreover, will.i.am probably wouldn’t want to make a video about him, Pepsi probably wouldn’t want to base a logo on him, Scarlett Johansson probably has no interest in emailing him, and Ludacris probably wouldn’t want to write a song about him (I use the word “song” generously–you can listen to it in the link).
And yet, Captain Sullenberger was able to make a split-second decision, under enormous pressure, and save 150 lives in the process, because he has over 40 years of experience flying airplanes. If you look at Chesley Sullenberger’s Wikipedia page, you will find that at age 12 his IQ was deemed high enough to join MENSA,  and that at age 14 he started flying planes.  Furthermore, he was an Air Force fighter pilot from 1973-1980 (where he attained the rank of captain), he became a commercial airline pilot for US Air in 1980, he has over 19,000 hours of flight experience, and he has co-authored a paper with NASA scientists on error-inducing contexts in aviation (imagine that–he has actually published something that‘s not about himself). In other words, it is no accident that Chesley Sullenberger was so prepared to handle the catastrophe of flight 1549–his entire life had been leading up to that moment. Yes, if anyone was the right person for that job, it was Captain Sullenberger.
Below is the video of flight 1549 landing in the Hudson river, that also has the blackbox audio of the pilots conversing with the air traffic controllers. What strikes me the most about the video is the calm in Captain Sullenberger’s voice when he matter of factly states, “We’re gonna be in the Hudson”–in the same tone that I would tell my husband, “I’m going to the grocery store”.

On a side note, you should all know that it’s hard for even a very experienced pilot to land a plane in water without it being a disaster. Below is a video of two experienced, heroic Ethiopian pilots trying to land a hijacked airliner in the Indian Ocean. They did everything right, but the plane hit a coral reef when it hit the water and it ripped apart–luckily, 50 people survived.

Now, this whole “Miracle on the Hudson” thing has got me thinking. We could have had a fighter pilot, with almost 30 years of experience, steering our country out of this financial crisis. Instead, we have an inexperienced neophyte who is crash landing us into an ocean of debt, where we are all going to drown in pork.

Seriously, does anyone in their right mind think that John McCain would have already screwed up so royally, in such a short period of time, by nominating four tax cheats to major cabinet posts (one to head the IRS), and by already having two Secretaries of Commerce have to step down? Furthermore, does anyone honestly think that John McCain would have screwed up the stimulus package this badly with so much pork, and would have dropped the charges against the man suspected of bombing The USS Cole–and then have had the audacity to invite the family members of the murdered sailors over to the White House after the fact (see video below)? Oh, and just so you all know, I would also crawl uphill, on my hands and knees, on broken glass, to shake John McCain‘s hand and thank him for all of the sacrifices that he has made for our great country, but I digress.

But hey, our pilot is “cool”, he is “youthful”, he has a nice smile, he gives great speeches (if you aren’t sick of all of the platitudes yet), and Hollywood loves him. That’s what’s important–right? Experience is for old fogies with grey hair who smell like mothballs.

[By the way, George Will has an excellent column in which he explains that, "There are no rules in presidential elections", and that “rhetoric carries the day”. Do any of you honestly think that anyone would ever fly again if we used those same standards to judge airline pilots by--i.e., that one’s speeches and rhetoric were more important than one’s experience and accomplishments? Just a thought.]

So, in conclusion, the next time that I fly on an airplane, if there is an older, experienced, heroic pilot flying the plane, then I am going to get off and demand that I be put on another plane with a younger, more handsome, more charismatic, less experienced pilot who is friends with Ludacris, Jay-Z, and Scarlett Johansson. I mean, so what if we crash into the ocean and I lose a leg due to the trauma–I have a spare. Besides, it would be worth the risk of crashing just to hear the dashing, young pilot say “Yes we can” in his sonorous baritone as we take off. Hey, what can I say? I’ve really got my priorities in order, don’t I? Yeah, you see, I’m cool like that.

This diary is cross-posted on The Minority Report.

COMMENTS

  • George Neitz

    Look at all the highly competent leaders we have in various fields of endeavour in our country and see how many if any of them are cool, we now have cool but pathetically incompetent leading our country I am afraid being cool is a cruel joke on all of us

  • penguin2

    Maybe we could have them exchange jobs for a day, week, month-or four years? Your posting reminded me of another thought about Geithner-we have 300 million people in this country-and he was the only one who could do the treasury job?

    I believe the backbone of this country is made up of the “uncool” folks. I hope there are enough of us.

    Nice diary Susannah. Thank you.

    • Susannah

      I appreciate it. :-)

      I agree with George Neitz when he said in his previous comment that, “being cool is a cruel joke on all of us”. However, I also agree with you that there is, hopefully, enough of us “uncool” folks left to eventually stand up and make our voices heard and stop all of this nonsense.

  • Amy Miller

    …that the Hollywood/MTV/Facebook crowd thinks HEIDI AND SPENCER are “cool”…

    …I don’t put much stock in cool.

    • Susannah

      ….by asking, who are Heidi and Spencer?

      • http://impudent.blognation.us/blog kyle8

        Heidi Salami and Spencer Dough.

        • Susannah

          Thanks for the info. :-)

          • http://impudent.blognation.us/blog kyle8

            pronounce those names again and you will see what I was trying to do.

          • Susannah

            Now I really feel “uncool”. :-)

          • itrytobenice

            I didn’t get it either. I was just thinking that the names didn’t ring any bells, but that wasn’t really much of a surprise. Now I know that not only am I uncool, I’m not really quick on the uptake as far as jokes go either.

            Oh, well. At least it’s Valentine’s Day. Maybe I’ll get a little chocolate. :)

          • Susannah

            ….Happy Valentine’s Day everyone. :-)

      • Amy Miller

        …because it means I revealed my complete addiction to “The Hills”

        Behold, Heidi and Spencer:

        An image:

        Because eating Taco Bell is SEXY, people.

        I’m ashamed of myself…

        • Susannah

          Yeah, I see what you mean–I wish that I could be “cool” like them (snark). :-)

          • Amy Miller

            …maybe I will be DISCOVERED! And be FAMOUS!!!!”

        • Kowalski

          But I have to eat there infrequently, because my contract stipluates that I only eat Taco Bell whenever their new products are ready to be tested on humans.

          ;)

          • Kowalski

            You have to say it in Bill Murray’s voice from Caddyshack. ;)

  • Mike gamecock DeVine

    rather than freaks

    • Susannah

      I agree with you Gamecock–it was nice to see Americans celebrating a man like captain Sullenberger.

  • izoneguy

    will start flying Air Force One.

    We can only HOPE!!!!

    • itrytobenice

      I full of hopium now.

  • http://whereswalden.com/ Jeff Walden

    (Also, please don’t take this as mocking or disrespectful — I just have a rather mathematical mind, that’s all, and when I hear a suspicious-sounding number I have to do my best to verify it.)

    In watching the video documenting the second crash, the US ambassador mentioned that, for a plane of 125 people of which 50 survive, the odds of a husband and wife surviving are 1 in 16. I’m not so sure of that probability, but I’d like someone to check my math.

    Given that we know 50 people survive (unstated in the ambassador’s description, but a reasonable assumption given that if all passengers survive this probability would be 100%, not the cited number), the probability of the husband-wife team surviving is the number of possible sets of survivors which include both husband and wife, divided by the number of possible sets of survivors. Thus we have:

    # sets of survivors including husband/wife = 123 choose 48
    # sets of survivors = 125 choose 50

    In the latter case, we simply choose 48 survivors from the remaining pool of 123 passengers. After expanding the combinations into factorials, this then gives us a figure of:

    P(couple survive) = (123! / (48! * (123 – 48)!)) / (125! / (50! * (125 – 50)!))
    = (50 * 49) / (125*124)
    = 49 / 310
    = 0.158064516

    This number, if it’s correct, isn’t the 1 in 16 the ambassador mentioned; it’s actually a bit better.

    There’s one other possibility for the probability of 1 in 16: it’s the probability of a couple surviving given that any number of passengers survive, from 0 to 125. In that case we must generalize the above probability to allow 48 to vary from 2 to 125 (can’t include 0 or 1 because a couple can’t survive in either case, and the formula is degenerate), sum all those values, and divide by the number of possible survivor counts. Let P(n) be the probability of a couple on a 125-passenger plane surviving a plane crash where 2<=n<=125 people survive. The general formula in this situation is:

    P(n) = (125 – 2) choose (n – 2) / 125 choose n

    …and the total probability, assuming equal probability of all numbers of survivors, is then:

    P(couple survive) = (sum of P(n) for n from 2 to 125 inclusive) / 126

    Simplifying P(n) we have:

    P(n) = 123! / (n-2)! / (125! / n!)
    P(n) = 123! * n! / ((n-2)! * 125!)
    P(n) = 123! * n * (n-1) / 125!
    P(n) = n * (n-1) / (125*124)

    We can then remove the denominator and divide the total of all probabilities by that value. The final result, then, seems to be 1 in 3, as seemingly demonstrated by the following JavaScript calculation (presumably modulo floating-point error in the last digit; it wouldn’t be hard to sum n**2 and -2n across all values, to be sure, but I’m feeling lazy after crunching on this for awhile):

    javascript: var ps = 0; for (var n = 2; n <= 125; n++) ps += (Math.pow(n,2) - n); alert(ps/126/(125*124))

    Here’s a <a href=”javascript: var ps = 0; for (var n = 2; n link to calculate that, if comments allow HTML and JavaScript URLs through.

    I’m almost depressingly rusty in performing this calculation despite having studied probability within the last year, so any help others could give by pointing out error or verifying my analysis would be greatly appreciated. Thanks! (And, one last time, my apologies if this comment offends anyone with its apparent lack of sympathy or with its relative tangency to the topic under discussion.)

    • http://whereswalden.com/ Jeff Walden

      Oh well, at least some of the HTML worked correctly. :-\ Copying and pasting the monospaced URL should still work fine.

      • DONTREADONME

        my guess is that the numbers were generated based on the likely probability that there was a low number of couples on the plane, therefore less than assuming 62 couples on the plane could have turned into maybe 10 couples on the plane and so many of them died. This math has to be based on the data rather than a probability; but you do know your Probability.

    • Kowalski

      Janeane Garofalo thinks something is wrong with your brain, dontcha know? Of course the probability of her doing that is 100%, regardless of the argument.

  • wennejunk

    he has grey hair, he?s not exceptionally good looking or charismatic,

    Watch your tongue, there.

    Allguys with grey hair are automatically exceptionally good looking and charismatic. Its about all we have left.

    Excellent post.

  • http://crippy.me Crippy

    n/t

    • Susannah

      I appreciate the compliments.

      Oh, and wennejunk, of course guys with grey hair are handsome–just look at Richard Gere and Sean Connery. :-)

  • Kowalski

    Great post, Susannah

    He just tried — and succeeded — at being very, very good when all of that skill was needed and the chips were down.

    There are many, many more Chesley Sullenbergers out there in America, and they’re underappreciated, and they don’t make the headlines — but they keep America working, every single day. Of course, they’re also not normally the kind of people who seek to aggressively self-promote their competence, or deliberately make mockeries of themselves — they just happen to be there when the work they’ve done throughout their lives to develop and maintain that competence are really needed.

    You want to know someone else who I think is cut from the same cloth? Ed Brown, who manufactures some of the best, most accurate, and most reliable pistols and rifles in America out of Missouri. They’re expensive, but that’s because they’re good.

    • Susannah

      ….For the excellent comment. You have some great insights. :–)

      • Kowalski

        Go to the “Our Story” page on that website and scroll down and take a look at the Virtual Tour link. Ed Brown is one of those supremely competent people who doesn’t make a big deal out of himself or his website (because he doesn’t need to) but his products are unquestionably among the best in the world, and that’s because he’s the Real Deal — a person who truly understands what he’s doing at every level. Sullenberger is a kindred spirit in my mind. It’s an undervalued trait right now.

        You want one of the finest bolt-action target rifles manufactured anywhere in the world, to the highest quality standards, by someone who really understands what makes a rifle accurate? They’re manufactured right there in Missouri. Save your pennies, I know I’m saving mine.

      • Kowalski
  • Whitehorse

    I can only hope to be as “uncool” as this man. Pop culture has warped definitons of “cool,” it’s up to us to show our kids & those around us what cool really is.

    • Susannah

      I can only hope to one day be as “uncool” as Captain Sullenberger myself.

  • Rod_Patrick

    He’s HOT! HOT! HOT! He saved real lives, just like the Old Mac.

    My assessment:

    This diary is flawful! Why would a very intelligent conservative woman mix up the beautiful REAL HEROES with fraud and corrupt politicians like the Kool O? It’s entirely obvious that there’s NO comparison whatsoever. No such parallel lives can be made no matter what.

    Geez, Sis Susannah’s critical thinking must be slipping.

    My verdict:

    And for that…… I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS DIARY.

    Oops, sorry. I’m the one really slipping here, no? My mind is really floating in the air, apparently from my overdose of MSM-forced prescription of a very potent anti-euphoria drug called UhbummahhCoolE tablet (it’s specially imported from Kenya, courtesy of the illegal immigrants in Hawaii.)

    • Susannah

      I appreciate it. :-)

  • Scope

    I am not a big fan of McCain’s however, there would never have been anything like this spending monstrosity that just passed, I wouldn’t be in fear of when the terriorists are going to call on the weak kneed lilly livered excuse we have for a president and the mother of a Cole bombing victim would not have had to make the comment “I voted for him.”

    I wonder if Sully is interested in running for a seat in Congress?

  • Scope

    I am not a big fan of McCain’s however, there would never have been anything like this spending monstrosity that just passed, I wouldn’t be in fear of when the terriorists are going to call on the weak kneed lilly livered excuse we have for a president and the mother of a Cole bombing victim would not have had to make the comment “I voted for him.”

    I wonder if Sully is interested in running for a seat in Congress?

    • Susannah

      I also agree with you that there definitely would have been some sort of stimulus bill, but that McCain would not have screwed it up so badly with all of the pork and wasteful spending. When I was watching Hannity the other night, Tagg Romney was a guest on his panel. He said that what we are arguing over is semantics–that basically, everyone agrees that there needs to be some sort of stimulus, the question is “How”? Well, the other day, John McCain and Lindsey Graham tried to introduced a bill that would create more jobs and give more middle class tax cuts than the current bill, and their bill cost half as much and didn’t have all of the pork. Yes, I am 100% sure that McCain wouldn’t have screwed up the stimulus bill like this, nor as you said, would he be sending the wrong messages to the terrorists by just dropping the charges against the Cole bomber instead of trying him.

  • manifestdestiny

    I heard the cockpit recorder tapes. Capt. Sullenberger sure sounded cool to me. He’s flying a commercial passenger jet and looses both engines shortly after taking off. He has a little inease in his voice as he is asking about Teterboro. The Air Traffic Controller sounds like he’s losing his cool. Then Sully says as coolly as I ever heard anyone say anything, “We’re landing in the Hudson…We’re landing in the Hudson.” He sized up the ever changing situation and chose the best course of action. Coolness is a way of acting especially under pressure. Do not confuse “coolness” with popularity or even worse fadishness.

    • Susannah

      I said in my diary that what struck me the most about Captain Sullenberg was the calm in his voice when he said, “We’re gonna be in the Hudson”. My diary is meant to be tongue and cheek. I am mocking Obama supporters and Hollywood’s idea of “cool”.

    • Susannah

      I said in my diary that what struck me the most about Captain Sullenberg was the calm in his voice when he said, “We’re gonna be in the Hudson”. My diary is meant to be tongue and cheek. I am mocking Obama supporters and Hollywood’s idea of “cool”.

  • http://jeffemanuel.net Jeff Emanuel

    …is getting a way-too-late wake-up call.

    • Susannah

      ….It’s really too bad. I feel for her.

  • Warrior

    You are so right. We take competence for granted in this country at our peril. I see it slipping away all the time, especially when dealing with the gubmint. But it has become endemic wherever people are hired for reasons other than expeience, education and ability. Which is, unfortunately, wherever the gubmint can dictate hiring policy.

    Some might say this is a small thing, but I don’t think so. As you so eloquently point out, competency may not be real important when it’s the deputy assistant undersecretary of the state Department of Redundancy department, but it sure as heck is when trying to crash land a jet airplane in the Hudson River. Many jobs in this country rely on competent, dedicated, well-trained people to make things run smoothly, but they are considered squares by the fornicating-is-fun crowd in Hollywood.

    BTW, if you want an advance look at where our country is heading with this PC crap invading every nook & cranny of society & becoming public policy, read Theodore Darymple’s “Not with a Bang, but a Whimper.” What has happened in Britain with nationalized (read rationed) healthcare; an overly lenient, root-causes justice system; a state-run, self-esteem based education disaster; and so much more, is waiting for us in spades if we continue down the oh-so-cool Obama road to socialized incompetence.

    • Susannah

      You make some very interesting points in your comment. :-)

  • Flagstaff

    He has extremely poor advisers and he knows nobody personally.

    He has been elected President of the United States, yet he doesn’t seem to have any friends. William Ayers, yes, Rev. Wright, yes, although he renounces them; but who else? Whom does he know that he can trust to give him good and realistic advice? We have a President who has no experienced group of advisers who are also his trusted friends, or friends of friends. He has no kitchen cabinet, so it’s not surprising that he can’t fill his official Cabinet.

    Someone, I suspect it’s Rahm Emanuel, is giving him decent POLITICAL advice, which is why he picked Judd Gregg and Tom Daschle for their proposed positions. Maybe that’s why Hillary is now Secretary of State, too. (heh heh) He is also getting far-left tactical advice from somebody not so adept. That included advice to not only move the census from Commerce to the White House, but to announce that plan before Gregg was tucked into the fold. A good adviser would have told him to drop Daschle days before Daschle himself quit.

    We need to always keep in mind that Obama is very little better prepared to be President than you or I would be. He doesn’t have a significant background in national government or politics. He doesn’t have a history of being closely, or even distantly, acquainted with national leaders. He doesn’t have a friendly retinue of experienced political operatives, or diplomatic operatives, or even thoughtful supporters. What he has is a phalanx of handlers who have their own agendas and are perfectly happy to see him and the country fail if THEIR programs get enacted. And a So-Called Unbiased Media who have no intention of pointing out the many little and big things he has wrong.

    Obama is the least experienced President we’ve elected in modern times, perhaps ever. Even young Jack Kennedy had been a Senator with a record of some accomplishment, and he had been associating with high-level movers and shakers for years. George W. Bush had been the governor of a major state, and he was the son of a former President and knew many experienced people from which to choose potential advisers. The closest to Obama was, of course, Bill Clinton, but even he had been part of national Democrat politics before he was elected. And he, too, had problems naming Cabinet members.

    We are being held hostage to left-wing policies as our President receives on-the-job training.

    • Susannah

      As do a lot of people commenting on my diary. Seriously, I’m impressed with how many smart people we have posting on Redstate.

      • Flagstaff

        (Scuffs up dirt with toe of shoe.)

  • Wing_Zero

    He’s a former F-4 pilot. He’s built up enough cool points in that jet to last the rest of our lifetimes…

    • Susannah

      But then again, I probably don’t think like MTV/Facebook/Hollywood crowd.