…..[And Thomas Friedman Shows Liberals How to Whine.]
I’m sure that most of you are aware that Glenn Beck broke several major stories during the past week that had significant outcomes. For starters, there is the Van Jones story (Van Jones was Obama’s Green Jobs Czar) that he had been following for weeks (see embeds below).
After Beck’s many exposes on Van Jones, Gateway Pundit wrote a blog about how Jones was a 9/11 truther, and Glenn Beck further publicized the story (see Beck discuss Van Jones being a truther at about four minutes into the embed below).
Then, after Glenn Beck ran the 9/11 truther story, Van Jones resigned (or to quote The Huffington Post, “Glenn Beck Gets First Scalp”).
[By the way, Byron York also has an excellent column regarding the MSM’s lack of coverage of the Van Jones scandal. (see exert and embed below—H/T theblogprof).
From a Nexis search a few moments ago:
Total words about the Van Jones controversy in the New York Times: 0. Total words about the Van Jones controversy in the Washington Post: 0. Total words about the Van Jones controversy on NBC Nightly News: 0. Total words about the Van Jones controversy on ABC World News: 0. Total words about the Van Jones controversy on CBS Evening News: 0.
Also, last week, Glenn Beck ran several stories about the National Endowment for the Arts acting as a propaganda arm for the White House. I wrote a diary that includes all of the specific details about the scandal. However, you can also view the embed of Beck discussing the matter below with blogger Patrick Courrielche who first broke the story on the blog Big Hollywood.com.
Now, sure enough, as soon as Glenn Beck ran with the NEA story, Yosi Sargent resigned as communications director for the NEA, or was reassigned to another post (H/T Moe Lane).
And finally, this past Thursday and Friday, Glenn Beck reported on the latest ACORN scandal that involved two college age bloggers (James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles), from Big Government.com, going into a Baltimore ACORN office dressed as a pimp and a prostitute. At the Baltimore ACORN office, they recorded two ACORN employees attempting to help them commit tax fraud and buy a house so that they can smuggle in underage, El Salvadorian girls to work as prostitutes in their brothel. Oh, and they also did the same thing at a Washington DC ACORN office as well. (See embed below of Beck reporting on this story).
Oh, and here is one more thing on the latest ACORN scandal. Below is a video of Glenn Beck tallying the coverage—or lack of coverage—by the MSM (H/T Steve Foley).
Now, this latest ACORN scandal is a big story because Barack Obama got his start in politics as a lawyer and a community organizer for ACORN, and because ACORN has received over fifty-three million dollars via the tax payers since 1994, and now stands to get as much as eight billion dollars in federal funds from the stimulus package. So, do you know what this means boys and girls? It means, literally, that ACORN, which appears to be a criminal enterprise, can receive billions with a B from the stimulus package, but the children in Washington DC who want a voucher to go to school are SOL (see video below—H/T Allahpundit of Hot Air). Chew on that for a while.
Furthermore, this is not ACORN’s first scandal. For instance, they are under investigation by the FBI for registering over 400,000 fraudulent voters. And finally, another reason that this story is a big deal is because ACORN was also scheduled to take part in the 2010 census, but the Census Bureau backed out of the deal after Glenn Beck reported on ACORN’s latest scandal.
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. The ACORN employees in both the Baltimore and DC videos were all fired after Glenn Beck publicized the original stories from BigGovernment.com.
Now, as previously alluded to, the MSM, particularly The New York Times, didn’t cover the Van Jones scandal, The NEA scandal, or this week’s most recent ACORN scandal. However, the NYT has covered ACORN in the past. I kid you not. Well, one of their reporters tried to cover the Obama campaign’s connections to ACORN, but was shut down. (H/T Ed Morrissey of Hot Air—see embed of Bill O’Reilly below).
To be fair, the NYT’s public editor, Clark Hoyt, did write an op-ed offering a bunch of mealy-mouthed excuses as to why the Times killed the story—none of them very convincing. Here is my favorite one—
“Despite denials all around, maybe there will turn out to be a story about the Obama campaign and Acorn, but it would involve fairly technical violations of campaign finance law that experts told me are difficult to prove.”
Difficult to prove? DIFFICULT TO PROVE?! Two college aged kids dressed up like a hooker and a pimp and got ACORN employees to try to help them out with an underage prostitution ring, yet a story about ACORN is DIFFICULT TO PROVE?! I seriously can’t believe what I am reading. You mean to tell me that two young bloggers could pull this kind of sting off, but the NYT or 60 Minutes can’t? Really?!!!
Oh, and here are two other ACORN stories that the NYT has covered in the past. In October 2008, right before the presidential election, the NYT ran a story about how the Obama campaign was seeking a special prosecutor investigation into whether or not the FBI investigations of voter fraud committed by members of ACORN were politically motivated. (POLITICALLY MOTIVATED?! REGISTERING MICKEY MOUSE TO VOTE?!) And, the NYT also wrote an op-ed about ACORN which said the following—-
“In recent weeks, the McCain campaign has accused the group of perpetrating voter fraud by intentionally submitting invalid registration forms, including some with fictional names like Mickey Mouse and others for voters who are already registered.
Based on the information that has come to light so far, the charges appear to be wildly overblown — and intended to hobble Acorn’s efforts.”
HOBBLE ACORN’S EFFORTS?! My head is about to explode right now. I sure hope that the McCain campaign (or anyone else for that matter) was trying to hobble ACORN’s efforts to commit voter fraud, tax fraud and assist in aiding child prostitution rings.
Now, if someone read only The New York Times (and maybe one or two other MSM newspapers), there is a plethora of other items that they would be misinformed about. For instance, a typical NYT’s reader would know how much money the RNC spent on Sarah Palin’s clothes, and that Joe the Plumber’s first name isn’t really Joe and that he owes some money in back taxes (see original NYT column here). However, he or she wouldn’t know about any past or present ACORN scandals—except that the mean old FBI is “politically targeting” poor little ACORN.
Also, the typical NYT’s reader would know all about John McCain’s supposed affair with a lobbyist—except that the story was total bs, and the Times had to print a retraction (and they got sued by Vicki Iseman, the lobbyist in question).
Oh, and the typical NYT’s reader would know about Bristol Palin’s pregnancy (in fact, he or she would know about it three times over, because The New York Times ran three front page stories in one day about her pregnancy), but they would have absolutely no idea that former presidential candidate and Democratic VP nominee, John Edwards, had an illegitimate child. Of course, Clark Hoyt, the NYT’s public excuse maker, uh—I mean public editor, did write another op-ed full of mealy-mouthed excuses about why John Edwards illegitimate child was less important that Bristol Palin’s pregnancy (three times over), but it just sounded pathetic. (You would think that the man would get tired of making retractions and ridiculous excuses, and would thus get his paper to actually cover real news instead of being a propaganda arm for the Obama campaign/administration, but I digress.)
Not to mention, the typical NTY’s reader would think that people who objected to Barack Obama speaking to school children are “RAAACISTS!” who had a problem with Obama telling their kids to “study hard and stay in school”—when, in fact, they were concerned about the Obama Administration’s ridiculously partisan lesson plan. Furthermore, he or she would not know that Congressional Democrats investigated and held hearings when George H.W. Bush spoke to school children (and George H.W. Bush didn’t have the ridiculous “lesson Plan” that the Obama Administration had either).
And finally, the average NYT’s reader would not have heard about the Van Jones scandal until after his resignation, and would not have heard about Reverend Wright until six months after the original story broke (H/T Byron York—read his excellent column). Today, The New York Post has a column that stated the following regarding the NYT’s failure to cover the Van Jones story—
“This is not an excuse,” the managing editor of The New York Times said after offering the following excuse for completely missing the Van Jones story, except in a blog post: “Our Washington bureau was somewhat short-staffed during the height of the pre-Labor Day vacation period.”
Pathetic, huh?
However, the typical NYT’s reader would know about Congressman Joe Wilson’s (R-SC) 2007 NoDoze habit. (I’m not kidding.) In fact, the following is the first line from the Joe Wilson NoDoze column—-
“Here’s a headline and, no, it doesn’t come from The Onion:”
“Wilson took caffeine pills in 2007.”
Well, I’ll tell you what sounds like a headline from The Onion—the fact that after a week of hellacious scandals directly and indirectly involving the Obama Administration, The New York Times’ blog decides that reporting on some little-known congressman’s past NoDoze habit takes precedent over all other events, just because he inappropriately heckled President Obama during his recent healthcare speech (for which Wilson has since apologized).
On a side note, The New York Times’ Thomas Friedman, as well as Tom Brokaw, seemed quite angry about Glenn Beck’s expose of Van Jones, because they both threw hissy fits on Meet the Press last Sunday and Mr. Friedman said that the internet is an “open sewer that needs filtering”. And, Mr. Brokaw said that “People believe everything that they read on the internet”. The delicious irony here is that both of these men are defending a man (Van Jones) who apparently believes everything that he reads on the internet! (H/T theblogprof.)
Notice how neither Mr. Friedman, nor Mr. Brokaw, can point to any falsehood reported by Glenn Beck, or found on the internet, with regard to Van Jones. They both just sit there and throw temper tantrums, and Mr. Friedman rants on about how “everybody is a photographer, filmmaker or a journalist/blogger”.
Well, after reading Mr. Friedman’s recent column about China, I find the views he espoused on Meet the Press to be most enlightening. In his column, Mr. Friedman wrote the following—
“One-party autocracy certainly has its drawbacks. But when it is led by a reasonably enlightened group of people, as China is today, it can also have great advantages. That one party can just impose the politically difficult but critically important policies needed to move a society forward in the 21st century.”
Hmmm—that’s interesting. I wonder if Mr. Friedman is aware that they arrest bloggers in China? Probably so, but that’s pretty much par for the course for liberals. They are all for freedom of speech if it’s their freedom of speech—otherwise, talk radio and the conservative blogosphere are “open sewers that need to be filtered”.
And finally, I can tell that both the conservative and the liberal elite are scratching their heads and wondering aloud, “What exactly is Glenn Beck’s appeal?” Yesterday, on This Week, I heard David Brooks (the NYT’s token “conservative columnist”) say that Glenn Beck’s viewers are “the fringe”. Well, there is no way that Beck would be able to get the high ratings that he gets if his viewers were nothing but “the fringe”. No, his viewers now consist of conservatives, moderates and, dare I say, some liberals who want to know exactly what in hell is going on with their country. Simply put, Glenn Beck’s appeal is that he actually breaks news and tells people things that other news organizations won’t. Yes, Beck is prone to crying jags, he is known to wear lederhosen and he can be over the top with some of his rants (even his friend Jonah Goldberg admits this). However, he tells people what is really going on—so even if they find him obnoxious (I don’t, but I realize that some do), they will sit through it, because they are sick to death of all of the Obama cheerleading and they want some real, honest to goodness news. Funny tidbit here—I saw a diary the other night on Daily Kos titled, “Wake up Obama: Beckism is Winning!”. Well if by “Beckism”, he or she means “telling the truth and not cheerleading for Obama”, then yes, “Beckism” is winning, because MSNBC’s numbers are in the toilet and The New York Times is now a junk bond.
So, in conclusion, after Barack Obama won the election, I admit to initially having felt overwhelmed by the Obama-loving media and to thinking that we were fighting an impossible, uphill battle. I don’t feel that way any now. I’m not beaten down anymore—I actually have hope. After the recent successes of Glenn Beck and the conservative blogoshpere, as well as the incredibly high turnout for the DC tea party, I actually feel optimistic. I mean, in all three of the scandals that Beck targeted this week (Van Jones, NEA, and ACORN) , someone either had to resign or was fired. I think that this is because people are tired of all of the Obama cheerleading and they are now paying attention (even Camille Paglia calls the MSM a bunch of “liberal lemmings”). To quote our own EPU, “The Ents are waking up”. Right now, I can’t help but be reminded of Aragorn’s awesome speech in “Lord of the Rings” where he says, “A day may come where we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. This day we fight!” I say, this day, we fight like hell—and let’s win!!
Update: My, what a difference a day makes. Since I wrote this diary yesterday, several major events have unfolded in the ACORN saga. Yesterday afternoon, the two young bloggers from BigGovernment.com who produced the two videos that exposed corruption in both the Baltimore and DC ACORN offices, released another video that revealed the exact same sort in corruption in the NY ACORN office.
Then, last night, the Senate voted 83-7 to cut off housing funds to ACORN, and today the House GOP has introduced a bill to cut off all federal funding to ACORN.
And finally, today, the two bloggers from BigGovernment.com have released a fourth video–this one exposes corruption in a CA ACORN office. However, this one is particularly shocking, because the ACORN employee named Theresa basically admits to a premeditated murder of her husband whom she claims was abusive. Once again, Glenn Beck immediately covered this story (see embed below).
Now, looking back, I think that David Brooks looks pretty silly for calling Glenn Beck’s viewers “the fringe”. In the past week or so, Glenn Beck, BigGovernment.com, the conservative blogosphere and concerned citizens who called their congresspersons have been able to get Van Jones to resign, Yosi Sargent to resign or be reassigned, multiple ACORN employees fired, ACORN removed from participating in the 2010 Census and the Senate to vote 83-7 to cut off housing funds to ACORN. I find it hard to believe that “the fringe” alone could accomplish all of that.
Update 2: I was watching Fox News this evening, when I heard Bret Baier report that Charles Gibson of ABC News issued the following reply when asked about the recent ACORN scandals–
“I don’t even know about it so you’ve got me at a loss.”
Michelle Malkin has the audio and the transcript. And people wonder what Glenn Beck’s appeal is?
This diary was originally posted on The Minority Report.

Glenn Beck is the NEW media.......
JadedByPolitics Monday, September 14th at 6:32AM EDT (link)He has proven that the old media is NOT NECESSARY. He got the message out and what happened despite the old media? Van Jones GONE, ACORN GONE from the Census, a Senator KBH (she really could care less but has an election) calling for the Czars to be held accountable. The bottom line is Glenn MADE all of this happen DESPITE the DESPICABLE oldstream media!
Whoever has his enemy at his mercy &
does not destroy him is his own enemy
you know, here is the thing...
kyle8 Monday, September 14th at 7:02AM EDT (link)In previous decades the left would have gotten away with all of this cover up. In the old days a trusted liberal hack like Walter Cronkite could just nod sagaciously and get people to buy anything he was selling.
Whole stories like President Kennedy’s affair with a mob girl could be swept under the rug.
They really wish they still had that power, but they do not, and technology has made it so that the genie is never back in the bottle.
They just can’t get away with their crap anymore. Not that the majority of the public will ever know or care, but the politically active all know what is going on.
“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle
Right now Beck is one of the only people with guts
Scope Monday, September 14th at 7:37AM EDT (link)and the determination to wake people up to what is really going on in the Obama administration, and in the Federal Government as a whole. He has attracted people from both parties, and those with no party affiliation. He is not just another political hack, and that’s what has made him so successful. He has had death threats against both he nd his family. I pray for his safety.
Interestingly, when he started reporting on Van Jones, who he was, and what his affiliations were/are, it was Van Jones minions who tried to target Beck with the whole advertiser ban commotion, however, it only made Beck that much more powerful. It seems that the more Beck is being attacked by the left, the louder and more vaid his voice is becoming, and the more people are listening. He isn’t just offering his personal opinions, he is reporting well researched facts. Give em hell Glenn!
I agree completely Scope....
Susannah Tuesday, September 15th at 1:27PM EDT (link)I think that part of Beck’s appeal is that he doesn’t come across as a partisan hack, so he appeals to people across the board who just want to know the scoop.
Beck has truly been embarrassing the so-called mainstream media - nice documentation Lady
Mike gamecock DeVine Thursday, September 17th at 5:54PM EDT (link)Gamecock!
Mike DeVine’s Examiner.com, Charlotte Observer and The Minority Report columns
“One man with courage makes a majority.” - Andrew Jackson
Thanks Gamecock....
Susannah Thursday, September 17th at 10:29PM EDT (link)I really appreciate it.
Recommended
The_Gadfly Monday, September 14th at 10:50AM EDT (link)When you wrote:
So, in conclusion, after Barack Obama won the election, I admit to initially having felt overwhelmed by the Obama-loving media and to thinking that we were fighting an impossible, uphill battle. I don’t feel that way any now. I’m not beaten down anymore—I actually have hope. After the recent successes of Glenn Beck and the conservative blogoshpere, as well as the incredibly high turnout for the DC tea party, I actually feel optimistic.
for some reason I immediately thought of the scene in Pale Rider where the bad guy’s thugs report to him that it was only a preacher that came to town. And he replies something to the effect of:
A preacher?! [expletive]! That’s the worst thing that could have happened! We had almost won. They were broken and ready to quit. Now that [expletive] preacher will give them hope and faith and get the riled up!
And as was the case in Pale Rider Beck may be able to take out the corrupt sheriff and his deputies, but it will fall to us to make the long hard slog to be there and get the thug who started it all.
We’ve been called racists enough now that it shouldn’t bother us any more.
-AChance, http://www.redstate.com/moe_lane/2009/11/03/what-men-may-do-we-have-done/#comment-24463
If NY23 was a beat down for Conservatives, what do you call what happened to Progressives in NJ and VA?
inspired by ColdWarrior, http://www.redstate.com/hooah_mac/2009/11/04/ny-23-the-agony-of-defeat-not-so-much/#comment-156
Great quote, Gadfly. Beck is getting the information out,
penguin2 Monday, September 14th at 10:57AM EDT (link)but as you noted, it remains up to us to continue the fight. Knowledge is only good to the extent it is used.
How are you? (job?). Take care.
Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.
Benjamin Franklin
Thanks for the Recco Gadfly....
Susannah Monday, September 14th at 4:44PM EDT (link)…..And by the way, great analogy!
I had other Eastwood imagery in mind.
ColdWarrior Thursday, September 17th at 6:44PM EDT (link)High Plains Drifter.
The Drifter has organized the town and painted it red. He’s organized them to fight. The bad guys are nearing the town and about to enter. And then you see the town sign come into view with HELL scrawled in red over the actual town name.
The town’s the Republican Party. It’s now “more red” because enough conservatives have joined it to turn it into a real fighting force based on rock-solid conservative principles. And the bad guys are the Debtocrat and RINO officeholders who are now going to have to face a revitalized Republican Party going into the 2010 election cycle.
(I know, I know, in actuality it was really just the Drifter who defeated the bad guys without much help from the townspeople, but at least he got some help. If you haven’t seen it, rent it!)
Thank you.
ColdWarrior
http://www.theprecinctproject.wordpress.com
American first, conservative second and Republican precinct committeeman by necessity.
http://www.theprecinctproject.wordpress.com, so you can say, “I became a precinct committeeman before it was cool.”
“Elections have consequences, my friends.” — John McCain
Ineresting analogy CW....
Susannah Thursday, September 17th at 10:33PM EDT (link)I will have to rent that movie.
My favorite scene from Pale Rider, and the segment from High Plains Drifter I mentioned, etc.
ColdWarrior Sunday, September 20th at 3:56AM EDT (link)And here’s a link to the scene I mentioned; the sign shot appears at the 5:28 mark in this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG7g_K_IQ14
It appears the entire “High Plains Drifter” movie has been uploaded to YouTube in 11 segments. One of my favorites.
Thank you.
ColdWarrior
http://www.theprecinctproject.wordpress.com
American first, conservative second and Republican precinct committeeman by necessity.
http://www.theprecinctproject.wordpress.com, so you can say, “I became a precinct committeeman before it was cool.”
“Elections have consequences, my friends.” — John McCain
Great scene CW!
Susannah Sunday, September 20th at 3:34PM EDT (link)Thanks for posting it here.
The New Media is the Old Media
RoguePolitics Monday, September 14th at 11:38PM EDT (link)It IS a little wild west. So what.
Back in the Day when Franklin was a printer so was everybody else who could get their hands on a press.
It was wild and the accusations flew back and forth, some very much in the dirt like Dolly Madison being accused of trading sexual favors for influence.
And then we got civilized. Not the left, they never stopped with their wild eyed accusations about conservatives or Republicans.
No, the conservatives and Republicans somewhere gave up the fight without even losing a significant battle. The left, I suspect, has spent the last 100 years both incredulous and giddy over our civilized demeanor.
But this capitulation has not been solely in the presses. We can’t even hold a Republican accountable for betraying us with a floor vote for fear of being labeled intolerant.
Joe Wilson is a sad sign of the times. When people say it was bad form for him to have an outburst during a Presidential address we should respond, “Hey apparently times are a changing. It also used to be bad form for the President to LIE during said addresses.”
Instead this fear of being labeled intolerant has left us unable to defend what we believe. Or to even articulate to each other what we believe. As a result there are few things advocated by the left 30 years ago that have not been adopted by the conservatives of today.
The smaller government we supposedly want has not happened since the years immediately following the end of WWII.
I say let’s mix it up and cross lines now and then.
Unilateral disarmament was a stupid idea.
Is there anybody out there that still doesn’t realize that this is not a game for the left?
They intend to win and when they do liberty is dead.
“So much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don’t even know that fire is hot.” George Orwell
“With reasonable men, I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter, nor waste arguments where they will certainly be lost.” William Lloyd Garrison
http://DreamsFromMyForefathers.com
http://theprecinctproject.wordpress.com/
Excellent Point Rogue Politics....
Susannah Tuesday, September 15th at 1:35PM EDT (link)I never thought of that before, but you’re right. Back in the day, everyone who could get their hands on a printing press was a journalist. So now, who cares if everyone with a laptop is a journalist? I say, more power to them.
Reco'd heartily!
TNJim Tuesday, September 15th at 1:18AM EDT (link)Beck just doesn’t stop with the hits. He was so constrained at CNNHLN. Maybe that was why he interviewed mostly celebs. I’ve noticed since he moved to Fox HLN has pretty much ramped up the entertainment segments.
But as penguin2 noted, it’s up to us to stand with Beck. His fight is our fight.
BTW, I’m glad I discovered that you can add RSS feeds of individual authors here, as well as the main site’s feed. I’ll never miss another! But, of course, yours always end up in the reco list
“No. You can’t” -Moe Lane
Thanks Jim....
Susannah Tuesday, September 15th at 12:59PM EDT (link)I appreciate it–and it’s always nice to hear from you.
Why should we be thrilled to know that Congress
Flagstaff Tuesday, September 15th at 2:29AM EDT (link)is investigating Acorn? (O’Reilly/Morris interview)
I don’t remember any Democrat-run investigation that has ever damaged a Democrat-favoring operation.
I don’t even have much hope that Congress will keep money from flowing to Acorn.
Unrelated, but I had to comment on this sentence
It sounds just like it flowed from the keyboard of Gregg Easterbrook. In this instance, that’s a compliment.
Pluto, the Ninth Planet - Forever!
Flagstaff, I'm not sure who Gregg Easterbrook is....
Susannah Tuesday, September 15th at 1:03PM EDT (link)But, I’ll take it as a compliment. Well, technically, my husband should take it as a compliment, because he is the one who first pointed out to me that Van Jones sounds like someone who believes everything that he reads on the internet.
I was a bit cryptic.
Flagstaff Tuesday, September 15th at 1:18PM EDT (link)Gregg is a left-leaning sportswriter and columnist for ESPN on-line.
As it says on ESPN,
He often uses the same structure you used to illustrate ironic or paradoxical behavior.
Pluto, the Ninth Planet - Forever!
Oh, I see.....
Susannah Tuesday, September 15th at 1:32PM EDT (link)Well, thanks so much for the compliment.
I’ll be sure to ask my husband who Easterbrook is when he gets home–I’m sure he’ll know.
Thomas Friedman, Tom Brokaw and Charles Gibson really are jokers
The_Rebel Tuesday, September 15th at 10:03PM EDT (link)For Friedman to claim the the internet is an “open sewer that needs filtering”, and for Brokaw to claim that “people believe everything they read on the internet”, just defies credulity. Where have they been since they started their careers? They just need to look in the mirror and at tapes of their own networks and at old newspaper files.
Jeffrey Lord just penned a terrific piece today on just this subject over at The American Spectator:
http://spectator.org/archives/2009/09/15/media-malpractice-tom-brokaws/
It is a bit long, but well worth the read.
Great column Rebel!!
Susannah Wednesday, September 16th at 2:21AM EDT (link)Thanks for putting in your comment. It was a nice read.
Beck Is A Flag..a Rally Point
OccamsRazor Thursday, September 17th at 2:15AM EDT (link)In a Country that’s not only pissed, but has the higher ground, the left attacked a mouthpiece of that inherent angry morally correct higher ground.
The more/and quicker Beck suceeds
OccamsRazor Thursday, September 17th at 2:18AM EDT (link)The quicker the left heads will explode.