Caption Contest Anyone?


I was trying to figure out a way to make a 100 word diary out of a single photo, but this pic is an instant classic in its own right:

Sarkozy:

“This Obama guy might be alright after all. Gotta keep him away from Carla though.”


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leather clutch bag $5000, whoops $1600...

DONTREADONME Thursday, July 9th at 5:33PM EDT (link)

rear end plastic surgery and silicon injections…. $18000
Catching the infallible demigod of the world being a slimeball… priceless.

“We’re about to lose our lifeline,
He’s looking for the headline,
He’s sniffing up the white lines,
While we’ll be dancing on the breadline”-Megadeth

And we have a winner! 555! nt

Vegas_Rick Thursday, July 9th at 5:39PM EDT (link)

“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.” Calvin Coolidge.

 
 

Look at Sarkozy

Vegas_Rick Thursday, July 9th at 5:40PM EDT (link)

The grin tells me he’s thinking (in French of course) “Dude, Michelle is soooo goin’ to kick your ass!”

“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.” Calvin Coolidge.

Silly American

Neil Stevens Thursday, July 9th at 5:44PM EDT (link)

I can get away with this. You can’t.

Want to run for conservatives? Give.
There Is No Crisis

Yup, much better! nt

Vegas_Rick Thursday, July 9th at 5:52PM EDT (link)

“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.” Calvin Coolidge.

 
 

who's the black woman behind Zero?

DONTREADONME Thursday, July 9th at 5:45PM EDT (link)

I can not tell if that is Michelle, but if it is hahaha, looks like someone is sleeping on William Mckinley’s sofa tonight.

“We’re about to lose our lifeline,
He’s looking for the headline,
He’s sniffing up the white lines,
While we’ll be dancing on the breadline”-Megadeth

I don't think it's Michelle...

azaeroprof Thursday, July 9th at 6:14PM EDT (link)

it actually looks like Sasha and Malia walking behind him. Noticing a nice ‘bootie’ is one thing, staring at it in front of your young daughters is another! What a scumbag!

to be fair

kyle8 Thursday, July 9th at 6:20PM EDT (link)

It might not have been a stare, it might have been a quick glance, but captured on the photo.

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

 

Nope, I'm mistaken.

azaeroprof Thursday, July 9th at 6:22PM EDT (link)

They (including the girl Obama is ogling) are members of the J8 organization, which is the youth organization affiliated with G8. So he’s ogling a minor in front of other minors. Classy guy, eh?

BTW, courtesy of Hot Air, here’s a front view of the GIRL that Obama is ogling:

OK, I'll try the HTML again!

azaeroprof Thursday, July 9th at 6:24PM EDT (link)

GEEZ, I QUIT!!!

azaeroprof Thursday, July 9th at 6:26PM EDT (link)

I don’t know why the photo doesn’t show. I know the HTML is correct. Anyway, you can find the photo by following the link at the Hot Air story.

they probably have hotlink protection

Steph C Thursday, July 9th at 6:31PM EDT (link)

Especially with high bandwidth sites like HA. The only way to embed it is to save it to your computer and upload it to somewhere else where you can link to it.

“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
Hillbilly Politics

Thanks, Steph!

azaeroprof Thursday, July 9th at 6:58PM EDT (link)

You're welcome.

Steph C Thursday, July 9th at 9:11PM EDT (link)

Most high traffic sites use protection like that because when people link their pics it uses their site’s bandwidth and it could amount to a goodly bit if the pics are popular. Hotlink protection is like saying I don’t mind you using the pic but use your own bandwidth, too.

“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
Hillbilly Politics

 
 
 

I can't see it even on HA but

mom2oneson Thursday, July 9th at 6:36PM EDT (link)

I wondered about that too, she is thin like young ladys usually are and her hair is long. It wouldn’t surprise me if she was a teenager. I didn’t post it because I didn’t want the I’m 45 and I still look like I’m in high school responses her weight doesn’t mean anything..

 

What the heck, I'll try

6eorge Jetson Thursday, July 9th at 7:38PM EDT (link)

Looking at President Lula I do believe

pilgrim Thursday, July 9th at 7:47PM EDT (link)

she said don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

It is a great advantage to a president, and a major source of safety to the country, for him to know that he is not a great man.Calvin Coolidge

 
 
 
 

It appears she is 16...

discerningconservative Thursday, July 9th at 7:53PM EDT (link)

Here is a link to J8 member bios… Link

It is a PDF file, and if you look on page 2, I believe she might be Mayara. At least it looks like it to me. Reall classy Mr. President, ogling a 16 year old girl.

The link didn't embed...

discerningconservative Thursday, July 9th at 7:56PM EDT (link)

Now He Looks Like A Legitimate Perv, No Joke n/t

Swamp_Yankee Thursday, July 9th at 7:56PM EDT (link)

I think ya hafta know when to stop

6eorge Jetson Friday, July 10th at 12:47AM EDT (link)

Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s effen hilarious! But more akin Barack getting caught picking his nose and eating it on camera.

Busted!!!!

the gloves are off...

$peciallist Friday, July 10th at 1:01AM EDT (link)

you could say we’re reaching out to the young people…it’s a big tent dontcha know

Methinks independents will see "perv" as a stretch

6eorge Jetson Friday, July 10th at 1:15AM EDT (link)

It’s not about taking the gloves off, it’s about maximally effective mocking.

Attn Independents...Barry's not the only one with a big tent...

$peciallist Friday, July 10th at 1:25AM EDT (link)

i promise…no more perv jokes until after 2010….

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Jack_Savage Thursday, July 9th at 5:47PM EDT (link)

You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

(H/T to Sir Mix A Lot)

 

Now THAT is a stimulus package!

E Pluribus Unum Thursday, July 9th at 5:54PM EDT (link)

I have to share credit for that with Domenech.

Carthago delenda est

Michelle stays home next trip - nt

Mike gamecock DeVine Thursday, July 9th at 10:24PM EDT (link)

Mike DeVine’s Examiner.com, Charlotte Observer and The Minority Report columns
“One man with courage makes a majority.” - Andrew Jackson

 
 

I notice Sarkozy was also checkin it out but...

kyle8 Thursday, July 9th at 5:57PM EDT (link)

He is French so it’s expected.

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

I think that's the default for Texan too kyle

E Pluribus Unum Thursday, July 9th at 5:59PM EDT (link)

I know *I* woulda been checking that out. That’s a fairly nice caboose.

Carthago delenda est

EPU She really has beautiful hair. It's very hard

mom2oneson Thursday, July 9th at 6:03PM EDT (link)

to get long curly hair to appear so even. It’s not only beautiful but it’s really done nicely.

If anybody just reads your title

bk Thursday, July 9th at 6:51PM EDT (link)

well, I’m not sure what to say. :-)

bk It's very difficult to.. :-) nt

mom2oneson Thursday, July 9th at 7:30PM EDT (link)
 
 

heh, My wife never gets mad at me just for looking

kyle8 Thursday, July 9th at 6:07PM EDT (link)

the only time I ever saw her jealous was at an office party when this drunk woman sat in my lap. I saw a look of pure murder come over her.

But she has never made a scene about me checking out the scenery.

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

 

I have a Grey Oval Blur policy.

Moe Lane Thursday, July 9th at 6:14PM EDT (link)

My brain effectively self-censors above a certain attractiveness level. Keeps me out of trouble.

Moe Lane

PS: I can maybe believe that the camera just caught the POTUS looking down at where he was stepping. Believe it enough, at least. But Sarko was there for the show.

If I used that policy here in Texas

E Pluribus Unum Thursday, July 9th at 6:27PM EDT (link)

I might as well be blindfolded. The world would be one big oval grey blur….. ;o)

Carthago delenda est

 

Cheap Sunglasses

Erick Brockway Friday, July 10th at 1:12AM EDT (link)

It’s the only answer

“No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong.”
~Winston Churchill


Chip in to get rid of “Babs” (Yes ma’am) Boxer.

 
 
 
 

swamp - you can adjust the photo size

E Pluribus Unum Thursday, July 9th at 5:58PM EDT (link)

if you set width=”450″ height=”383″ in the IMG tag, it’ll fit pretty good.

Carthago delenda est

scratch that

E Pluribus Unum Thursday, July 9th at 6:00PM EDT (link)

The image has been cropped. I’m not sure the ratio, but set the width to 450, it’ll be OK.

Carthago delenda est

 

are you nuts?

David Hinz Thursday, July 9th at 6:20PM EDT (link)

If

E Pluribus Unum Thursday, July 9th at 6:23PM EDT (link)

Just make sure that the current left-center becomes the newcenter, that’d work for me.

Carthago delenda est

 
 
 

Let me be clear...

ModerateIN Thursday, July 9th at 6:00PM EDT (link)

It is my duty, to serve that booty.

 

Who is the young lady?

mom2oneson Thursday, July 9th at 6:01PM EDT (link)

Could you imagine if you were her mom or dad!!!! This is so humiliating even Clinton did what he did in private.

mom, she will proabably have a photo spread and a bookdeal by the afternoon

kyle8 Thursday, July 9th at 6:08PM EDT (link)

don’t feel sorry for her

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

 
 

Some of these threads not meant for the ladies?

penguin2 Thursday, July 9th at 6:04PM EDT (link)

ROTFL…

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.
Benjamin Franklin

why not?

Steph C Thursday, July 9th at 6:26PM EDT (link)

With that butt on the woman up one step that could be MO. If so, look at her look… she’s watching BO over her sunglasses.

“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
Hillbilly Politics

That's not MO-her arms are covered! (nt)

Karina Thursday, July 9th at 7:51PM EDT (link)

Stop confusing me with the facts, I’m making up my own imagination. ~My grandmother who voted for Obama

I know...

Steph C Thursday, July 9th at 9:07PM EDT (link)

She’s the U.S. representative to the G8, but you could still make a caption of the fact that the woman is watching BO over her sunglasses.

She’s enthralled with the guy. Saw a pic of her standing next to him with an adoring look on her face.

“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
Hillbilly Politics

 
 
 
 

Spreading Like Wildfire

Swamp_Yankee Thursday, July 9th at 6:06PM EDT (link)

I thought it was a funny little picture, but its really spreading like wildfire.

Front page of Drudge. Hotair has its own caption contest and I saw a sports sites with a caption contests too.

BUSTED!

from comments at Hotair I found another pic

pilgrim Thursday, July 9th at 6:33PM EDT (link)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/downingstreet/3703818717/in/set-72157621084784362/

The same young lady is standing next to Brazil President Lula.

It is a great advantage to a president, and a major source of safety to the country, for him to know that he is not a great man.Calvin Coolidge

She is a beautiful young Brazilian

pilgrim Thursday, July 9th at 6:44PM EDT (link)

It is a great advantage to a president, and a major source of safety to the country, for him to know that he is not a great man.Calvin Coolidge

Lulu Also Gives Me The Creeps

Swamp_Yankee Thursday, July 9th at 6:52PM EDT (link)

I wouldnt if he was pulling some Bill Clinton style stuff on that girl.

 
 
 
 

I've been married a lot longer; much longer if cumulative

Achance Thursday, July 9th at 6:21PM EDT (link)

marriages count. I can check out a nice butt, I can mentally undress a woman, much less conspicuously than that! Another Obamateurism.

In Vino Veritas

 

Will this be the end of the Reuters photog's career?

stang Thursday, July 9th at 6:21PM EDT (link)

Or will he just be reassigned to cover the Emperor Penguin migration?

“Whenever the legislators endeavor to take away and destroy the property of the people, or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people, who are thereupon absolved from any farther obedience, and are left to the common refuge which God hath provided for all men against force and violence.”

John Locke

Did you say penguins?

penguin2 Thursday, July 9th at 6:59PM EDT (link)

The photographer just captured a moment in time. Probably one of the more honest moments of life.

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.
Benjamin Franklin

 
 

"I think my leg just went to sleep"

David Hinz Thursday, July 9th at 6:37PM EDT (link)

or "Now I know what Chris Matthews felt"

bk Thursday, July 9th at 6:52PM EDT (link)

lol..that leg...

$peciallist Thursday, July 9th at 10:28PM EDT (link)

looks like he’s gonna bust into an Elvis number…

 
 

"I wonder if anyone would get mad if I bowed to THAT!"

bk Thursday, July 9th at 6:53PM EDT (link)

 nbsp;

 

"Mr. President, is that a Blackberry in your pocket?"

Jack_Savage Thursday, July 9th at 7:02PM EDT (link)

“Or are you just glad to be here?”

5 nt

6eorge Jetson Thursday, July 9th at 7:43PM EDT (link)
 

Oh no, he did it again!?!?

bk Thursday, July 9th at 7:05PM EDT (link)

oops I guess that one's an oldie

bk Thursday, July 9th at 7:05PM EDT (link)
 
 

Obama understands why Sanford had the hots for a South America woman

izoneguy Thursday, July 9th at 7:19PM EDT (link)

“When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.”
Thomas Jefferson

the lady in gray wishes she had worn a hot dress

pilgrim Thursday, July 9th at 7:34PM EDT (link)

J8 from Brazil

It is a great advantage to a president, and a major source of safety to the country, for him to know that he is not a great man.Calvin Coolidge

 

LOL

$peciallist Thursday, July 9th at 10:51PM EDT (link)

5555555555! -nt

E Pluribus Unum Friday, July 10th at 12:30AM EDT (link)

Carthago delenda est

 
 

Swamp, what happened to the picture?

penguin2 Thursday, July 9th at 7:27PM EDT (link)

It’s gone from the top of your diary. Or is it my computer?

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.
Benjamin Franklin

I see it penguin2 :-) nt

mom2oneson Thursday, July 9th at 7:31PM EDT (link)

Drudge Is Killing Me

Swamp_Yankee Thursday, July 9th at 7:36PM EDT (link)

First Headline: Mr. President!

Second Headline: Second Stimulus Package! EPU, he stole your line.

P2, I think the pic is there.

Thanks, it's back. Didn't want to lose it. LOL (nt)

penguin2 Thursday, July 9th at 7:52PM EDT (link)

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.
Benjamin Franklin

 

I CAN'T believe Drudge did that

E Pluribus Unum Friday, July 10th at 12:32AM EDT (link)

I don’t mean ‘borrowed my title’. I mean, I can’t believe they wrote that caption under that picture. WOW.

Carthago delenda est

 
 
 

"Yes, we can!"

6eorge Jetson Thursday, July 9th at 7:34PM EDT (link)

Other applicable Barack quotes

“The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our gross domestic product, but on the reach of our prosperity, on the ability to extend opportunity”
BARACK OBAMA, Inaugural Address, Jan. 20. 2009

“The best judge of whether or not a country is going to develop is how it treats its women.”
BARACK OBAMA, Ladies’ Home Journal, Sep. 2008

“Everybody knows politics is a contact sport.”
BARACK OBAMA, The New Yorker, May 31, 2004

“What Washington needs is adult supervision.”
BARACK OBAMA, fundraising letter, Oct. 2006

“America is a land of big dreamers and big hopes.”
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jun. 4, 2005

“Suppressing ideas never succeeds in making them go away.”
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jun. 4, 2009

“I’m happy to get good ____ from across the political spectrum”
BARACK OBAMA, press conference, Feb. 9, 2009

“Hope is what led a band of colonists to rise up”
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jan. 3, 2008

“America is not the crude stereotype of a self-interested empire.”
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jun. 4, 2009

“The interests we share as human beings are far more powerful than the forces that drive us apart.”
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jun. 4, 2009

 

It's Good to be French..

$peciallist Thursday, July 9th at 10:06PM EDT (link)

ROTFLOL...haha...-nt

DONTREADONME Thursday, July 9th at 10:08PM EDT (link)

“We’re about to lose our lifeline,
He’s looking for the headline,
He’s sniffing up the white lines,
While we’ll be dancing on the breadline”-Megadeth

 

time to make up the excuse photo...

DONTREADONME Thursday, July 9th at 10:11PM EDT (link)

something like, whoops miss I did not see you there or some other lame excuse that we will here tomorrow.

“We’re about to lose our lifeline,
He’s looking for the headline,
He’s sniffing up the white lines,
While we’ll be dancing on the breadline”-Megadeth

Could that be the "Blame it on Rio" excuse? n/t

pilgrim Thursday, July 9th at 10:16PM EDT (link)

.

It is a great advantage to a president, and a major source of safety to the country, for him to know that he is not a great man.Calvin Coolidge

 
 

attn EPU, I'm changing this to your entry

$peciallist Thursday, July 9th at 10:30PM EDT (link)

stand by

 
 

Here's A Couple Of Possibilities

Repair_Man_Jack Thursday, July 9th at 10:13PM EDT (link)

“Have I told you folks I’m the PIECE Candidate, Baby!”

“I’m a not an imperialist, but I’d explore that @$$ like Henry Hudson!”

Hope is not a plan. Change is not always good.

 

I'm sure this was all totally innocent, you know she is only 16, right?

$peciallist Friday, July 10th at 12:37AM EDT (link)

Now that is the funniest thing rotflol... OMG, thats funny-nt

DONTREADONME Friday, July 10th at 12:43AM EDT (link)

“We’re about to lose our lifeline,
He’s looking for the headline,
He’s sniffing up the white lines,
While we’ll be dancing on the breadline”-Megadeth

 

for good measure, 10x10x10+5555555-nt

DONTREADONME Friday, July 10th at 12:43AM EDT (link)

“We’re about to lose our lifeline,
He’s looking for the headline,
He’s sniffing up the white lines,
While we’ll be dancing on the breadline”-Megadeth

 

555555!

Erick Brockway Friday, July 10th at 1:19AM EDT (link)

LMAO!
We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!

“No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong.”
~Winston Churchill


Chip in to get rid of “Babs” (Yes ma’am) Boxer.

More Fives!

6eorge Jetson Friday, July 10th at 1:23AM EDT (link)

awesome

 
 

55555555...

TNJim Friday, July 10th at 1:21AM EDT (link)

Oh, heck! My “5″ key just broke!

“No. You can’t” -Moe Lane

 

Schwing

6eorge Jetson Friday, July 10th at 11:37AM EDT (link)

55

$peciallist Friday, July 10th at 12:04PM EDT (link)
 

5?

Pomme Friday, July 10th at 12:27PM EDT (link)

Best ever!

“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views” William F Buckley Jr.

 
 

How about "Do I Bow Now"?

rcov092 Friday, July 10th at 12:52AM EDT (link)

n/t

“Not One Red Dime for the NRSC or NRCC till they stop trying to elect liberals”

 

"Uh uhhhh!"

Erick Brockway Friday, July 10th at 1:06AM EDT (link)

“I was lookin’ at the white thingy on the step, thought somebody might step on it!”
Yeah, safety first.

“No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong.”
~Winston Churchill


Chip in to get rid of “Babs” (Yes ma’am) Boxer.

 

I don't care who ya are

TNJim Friday, July 10th at 1:09AM EDT (link)

That’s some nice booty right there, eh, Sarkozy?

“No. You can’t” -Moe Lane

 

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