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Great Moments in Massachusetts Senatorial Sports Flubs

Perhaps Martha Coakley is the right person to represent Massachusetts in the United States Senate. She just fits the traditional mold of a Senator from Massachusetts perfectly. Amongst other things, she knows how to make a first rate fool of herself, when talking sports. Here are four of the greatest sports flubs in Massachusetts senatorial history:

4. In the midst of the 2004 presidential election, John Kerry made a visit to the critical battlefield state of Wisconsin, where he proceeded to call Lambeau Field, the historic home of the Green Bay Packers, “Lambert Field”.

Both candidates are targeting them with the ferocity of a Brett Favre bullet, but only John F. Kerry has fumbled the name of the hallowed grounds on which the Packers play, the frozen tundra of Curly Lambeau Field.

At a campaign event last month, the Democratic presidential nominee called it Lambert Field — a slip of the tongue carried on television, in papers throughout the state and on ESPN’s Web site.

3. At Fenway Park, John Kerry professed his love for the Boston Red Sox to a televised audience and then stated that his favorite Red Sox player was “”Manny Ortez”, infamously confusing famous Red Sox sluggers David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez, while butchering the pronunciation of Ortiz at the same time.

Kerry has long claimed allegiance to the Boston Red Sox and the New England Patriots. Yet last week, ESPN’s Peter Gammons reported that, Kerry claimed to be a big fan of “Manny Ortez.” Having fused the names of Boston’s two biggest sluggers, Kerry then compounded the error by correcting himself and saying he meant “David Ortez.” No word on what either Manny Ramirez or David Ortiz thought of the slip up.

2. As bad as John Kerry’s flubs may have been, the junior Senator from Massachusetts was once again overshadowed by his senior colleague, Ted Kennedy. Kennedy also pulled a two-fer, butchering the names of former home run heroes Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa. At a ceremony in their honor, he called them “Mike McGwire” and “Sammy Sooser” respectively:

1. It only makes sense that Ted Kennedy’s aspiring replacement would trump both John Kerry and Ted Kennedy for the number one spot. Completely embarassing herself and stunning her audience, Martha Coakley told a Boston radio audience that two time world champion and Boston Red Sox legend, Curt Schilling, was a New York Yankees fan. Sacrilege:

COMMENTS

  • ceili_dancer

    Than open your mouth and confirming it. If you don’t follow a team admit it, there is no shame. I really hate the fake regular guy image that politicians put on. If you want to talk sports, either know what you’re talking about or admit it and have a brief education on whatever it is. You are never too old to learn something.

  • discerningconservative

    You’ve done an excellent job covering this race. As an avid Red Sox fan, I cannot fathom someone saying something so ridiculously absurd. But, since she did, I felt compelled to send a little more cash to soon to be Senator Brown.

  • donnylatenight

    Kennedy and Kerry look like buffoons trying to talk sports but it never cause them any political damage. They simply never had any close races where the ‘serious sports fan vote’ would make a difference.

    Coakley is a different story. Not only will this race be close, she went out of her way twice to offend Red Sox fans.

    First she tried to marginalize Brown shaking hands outside Fenway Park, making it clear she has no concept of what Fenway Park means to Bay Staters.

    Then she insists that Curt Schilling is a Yankees fan, which is about as dumb as running for mayor of Rome and insisting that the Pope is a Jew.

    Think about this; How many people will make it a point to come out and vote against her just because of these comments?

    Enough to swing this thing? You Bet..

    • proudgop

      It’s not like she would ever attend Fenway and eat a hotdog?

      Everyone in Mass attending Brown rallies tomorrow need to bring along some white socks ( I think blood stain might be tad too much)