The Reformation, Reconciliation, and Revenge of Al Gore
If you ever had a doubt as to whether or not there was a just and loving God, consider, of all places, this BuzzFeed article. Supporters of Al Gore have begun a round of conversations among themselves and with the former vice president about his running for president in 2016, the latest sign that top Democrats have serious doubts that Hillary Clinton is a sure | Read More »
Democrats want more elderly white guys to run for president
In an election in which the electorate seems to be shouting change, the Democrats have hooked their electoral hopes to Hillary Clinton, a bitter, spiteful woman who has never accomplished anything without a man giving her the position, and who would be as old as Ronald Reagan at inauguration. Her primary challengers is Bernie Sanders. Bernie is 73, which is to say he and Clinton | Read More »
The Lessons of Planned Parenthood’s Theology of Sartre
. Let me explain to you the best way to really get people riled up and frothing at the fang. Do you wish to whip up the mob and blast through the ennui of Post-modern apathy? Just let people see the way it is. You don’t have to yell. You don’t have to scream. Just put a video camera on someone | Read More »
Tags: Abortion As Crime Control
, Agent Smith
, Al Gore
, Chistiana Figueres
, Margaret Sanger
, NO LIVES MATTER
, planned parenthood
, Planned Parenthood Organ-traficantes
, Population Control
, Theology of Sartre
, Tissue McNuggets
Bill Nye “The Hot Air Guy”
18 Yrs, 5 Mos, Lots of CO2, No AGW. There may have been a time, in an era long, long ago, in which it was fair and accurate to describe Bill Nye as “The Science Guy.” He now has become a religious figure – in the Church of Climate Scientology. He preaches the deracinated word of the theology of Sartre from | Read More »
Israel’s Election and America’s Utterly Classless President
You Mad, Mr. President? The Jerusalem Post is the bearer of glad tidings. Benjamin Netanyahu has been solidly reelected to his position as Israeli Prime Minister. The Israeli elections took a dramatic turn in the early morning hours on Wednesday as official tallies from nearly all precincts indicate that Likud has opened up a significant lead over Zionist Union, a far | Read More »
Save Us Obi-Gore Kenobi
Warmed, Rested and Ready! A funny thing happened on the way to Her Majesty’s Coronation. As Hillary Rodham Clinton grows less inevitable as The Democratic Party’s nominee each day, the jackals and ankle-biters* come out of the woodwork. While the whole Servergate Crisis isn’t quite the gaffe that Queen Elsa suffered over losing her glove, there is a certain fear and | Read More »
Al Gore Lies; Ted Lewis Already Explained Why Mother Nature Could One Day Die
Get Carter. By Ted Lewis. We all know that modern, industrial society has carelessly wounded the Earth’s environment. Sometimes we ask ourselves some fairly deep questions. What role did we have in creating this mess? What type of people cause it? What can be done? All of these questions have apocryphal answers. Ted Lewis, in one of the best noir fiction | Read More »
Obama appoints Ebola czar… and we are so screwed
Via the Washington Post President Obama has asked Ron Klain, who served as chief of staff to both Vice President Biden and former vice president Gore, as his Ebola response coordinator, according to a White House official. Biden. Gore. And Klain was the guy who gave the green light to pissing away billions of federal dollars on Solyndra. We are all dead.
Nostalgia for Bill Clinton: if dog, rabbit
Bill Clinton stays pretty busy these days, raking in a half-million or more for an hour spent speaking to rapt audiences. He’s got to charge that much because the Clintons are always on the verge of being broke. Yesterday, I got to hear him speak, along with about 3,500 others who paid $50* for a small chicken breast on lettuce, coffee and cheesecake, followed by Slick Willie’s tossed-fact-salad.
Bill looked good, for a 67-going-on-68 year old. He’s lost some weight, apparently by giving it to Al Gore. “The best part of being an ex-president is I can say anything I want. Well, except when my wife might be running for that job.” I’m paraphrasing. Clinton then went on to tell us how it’s a good thing to “airbrush history” about his time in office, and proceeded to airbrush current events and facts.
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Neither capitalism nor corporations are bad. Many use aspirational rhetoric and theories to find a way to justify that some people simple don’t work harder, are as smart or as willing to do things for jobs and opportunities as others. It is important to note that both liberals and unions have their money invested in the same said villainous companies. (Do you think Al Gore and Hillary | Read More »
Shutter the EPA
It’s time to start plucking some low hanging fruit, and the biggest, most overripe, fungus-infested, rotting fruit on the vine is the EPA. It’s time it was picked and composted.
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When Your ‘Goal’ is not really Your Goal
It’s a massive “tell”: The Kyoto goal of reducing greenhouse gas emissions was never the global warming crowd’s ultimate goal.
Our immunity to hypocrisy and addiction to outrage
As a nation, we’re quickly losing any sensitivity to hypocrisy. That’s dangerous. You might say it’s cynicism, but it’s not. It’s a moral numbness that’s overcoming our ability to express outrage where it is proper, and replacing it instead with an ever growing craving for more and more outrageous examples of personal wickedness.
All the while, we whistle past the graveyard that is prepared to bury our own bones, and wink at the gravediggers we ourselves are paying to dig our own graves.
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Send Me Money
http://www.mlgoodell.webs.com Half my inbox these days consists of Gorean alarums about global warming having caused “unprecedented drought in California,” which generally start out by referencing “the driest winter since 1976.” Besides giving a new meaning to the term “unprecedented,” these appeals serve as the ideal springboard from which to launch appeals for money. Stripped down to their barest essentials, the environmental message is that George | Read More »
Tags: Al Gore
, George Bush
, Jim Dement
, koch brothers
, Mark Twain
, organizing for action
, Rush Limbaugh
, Sarah Palin
, Sierra Club
, Ted Cruz
Antarctica Freezes Over Despite the Global Warming Jabberwocky
The Akademic Shokalskiy ventured forth to show the world that there just wasn’t enough ice around Antarctica during the Austral Summer. This would demonstrate beyond any reasonable doubt that Earth had a fever. We then, yea verily would have to put up with self-congratulatory lectures from the mighty Nobel prize winners like Al Gore or Michael Mann.*
Then reality intruded when the Akademic Shokalskiy got stuck in the imaginary ice.** China’s Xue Long attempted to be neighborly and pull the benighted Climate Scientologists out of the ice which the IPCC proved could not possibly exist in an atmosphere with rising CO2 levels. Xue Long got bogged-down amidst the torpor of steaming climate change and won’t be going any further south this summer without a friendly assist.
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