The Sequester: Sturm Und Drang and Fecal Fertilizer

    I hate to admit that I work for our pathetic, whiny, pussified excuse for a Federal Government. I am a Civil Servant, but I promise not to whine about how much I’ve had to pay for tampons over the looming Sequestration !CRISIS! You see, Sequestration stands poised to invade our galaxy. Run for the Hills! Flee, you fool. DOOM is at hand. The bloodied Sword of Damocles hangs tenuously above the callow heads of our fair and innocent citizens. As Bill Paxton’s PTSD’d Space Marine put it in Aliens: “GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!”(NSFW – language)*

    Just how bad and how vile is the carnage? What could lay low the American Nation and strew the flotsam and jetsam of a lifetime’s worth memories across the fruited plains? We quiver like pillars of gelatin before a reduction of outlays totaling $44Bn out of $3,553Bn. Yep. We’re reducing the current year budget by less than 2%. $44Bn out of $3,553Bn roughly approaches a budgetary number equal to the left-hand limit of chicken-(expletive)! That’s how pathetically little this sequestration really cuts.

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    An Invitation to Lee Siegel….

    As many of you are already aware, Lee Siegel of The Daily Beast recently wrote an interesting column about Redstate titled, “The New Republican War Room”—and that our own Josh Trevino wrote a diary in response to Mr. Siegel’s column. Josh felt the need to correct Mr. Siegel on the error in his column where he stated that Erick Erickson was the original founder or | Read More »

    Warmers Believe in Aliens

    Okay, perhaps that’s a bit of an overstatement, but it has its basis in fact. See, most Global Warming/Climate Change enthusiasts base their opinion that Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW or “man-made global warming”) on computer models.  These are computer models that use complex equations developed from the limited amount of data in an attempt to model the behavior of the Earth’s atmosphere.  These complex models | Read More »

    The Universe Shares Our Pain

    a href=”http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/alien-weeps-for-mccain-loss/”>We are not alone in our sadness.

    Election Day 08 summed up perfectly by 80s sci-fi

    Cross-posted on Right Michigan at www.RightMichigan.com. Right Michigan readers are all pretty smart.  And you’re savvy.  You know how more about this particular campaign cycle than the average bear and the last thing you need to hear this morning is how important these last two days are. That said, particularly here in Michigan, these last two days couldn’t possibly be more important.   With the | Read More »