DNC Night Two: I am so happy right now

    Basically, the following are my thoughts on tonight’s festivities in Charlotte. I encourage all of you to post your jokes about this great evening either in the comments or tweet them to me. I’ll gladly share them with the Internet. Let’s start with Elizabeth Warren, who introduce herself as Bill Clinton’s warm-up act. Already, I’m in tears. Who does that? Who opens themselves up f-… | Read More »

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    Lighter Side of Politics/ Obama Funnies

    Obama talks to girl on Airplane Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would | Read More »

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    True origin of a lame Obama joke (“To go forward, put it in D”), and its logical answer

    I’m in today’s New York Times on the origin of Obama’s lame “To go forward, put it in D” joke: August 10, 2010, 10:20 am Obama Delivers a Clunker By RICHARD S. CHANG For months, President Obama has said he doesn’t want to hand the keys to the economy back to the Republicans. At a fund-raiser in Austin, Tex., on Monday, he repeated a punch | Read More »

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    Spokesperson: Kerry didn’t mean what he said

    Senator John Kerry has thrown the joke he told Tuesday about Governor Sarah Palin under the bus. Or in Kerryspeak, he obviously voted for the joke before he voted against it. Just one day after Gov. Palin stood up to the liberal Senator and returned fire, he has apparently calculated that his joke went too far, not to mention that he has lousy timing.

    Ten of the Dumbess Politicians Ever

    A couple weeks ago we elected a president who graduated the top of his law class at Harvard, Barack Obama. When President Clinton was running he was cheered as a brilliant Rhodes Scholar and Ivy League graduate. But what of those more dim-witted politicians that have made the national scene? I list ten of the more memorable politicos eligible for a ride on the proverbial | Read More »

    Why do you people say Barack Obama lies?

    **Why do you people on the RedState forum say Barack Obama lied about Pastor Wright? Twenty years is not very long to get to know someone. Especially when all they did was deliver sermons, marry you, and Christen your children. C’mon now. Those DVDs and CDs the Pastor sold in the church lobby. Just because the congregation bought them, doesn’t mean they LISTENED to them. | Read More »

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