Michael Sam trolls Christians
After being cut from any number of professional football teams, Michael Sam, who as far was we can tell is famous for buggery and not making an NFL squad, decided to take up a new career path trolling Christians. He and his [whatever you what to call it] went to the Vatican where Michael Sam proposed that the two of them pretend like they are | Read More »
ESPN Ruins Homosexual Man’s Job Prospects
Will The Dallas Cowboys Defense need Michael Sam? He’s a perfect fit for America’s Team! He sure makes football sense for The Cowboys!* But they’d need to open a spot for him. Because of what changed with Sam since draft day. After the Cowboys finally gave in to the Politboro dictats of The Ministry of Love over in Bristol, Connecticut, and added !THE_FIRST_OPENLY_GAY_MAN_EVER_DRAFTED_IN_THE_NFL! to their | Read More »
An open letter to Michael Sam….
Dear Michael, where to begin? It’s been a whirlwind week…. Heck, make that YEAR—drafted into the National Football League, letting the world know that being gay is your “private business” in a press event seen by millions, praise from the leader… cough…. of the Free World, who compassionately called between $30,000-a-plate fundraisers to affirm your “bravery.” Heady times. Your private business is now as private | Read More »
Michael Sam Is Not A Hero; Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi Is
Michael Sam Apparently to many out there being drafted near the end of the NFL’s 7th, and last, round from a big college football school that is in one of the four major conferences is enough to make someone a hero. Since Michael Sam was drafted by the St. Louis Ram’s Saturday the media, social networking sites, heck even smoke signals were all abuzz along | Read More »