EYES ONLY VPOTUS Operation Able memo: 25th Amend., Section 4 — is life imitating art?
Did one of the television series “24” plot lines inspire the following? And, could some at the (almost) highest levels of the Democrat Party and the U.S. government actually be capable of the following kinds of thoughts? Memorandum VPOTUS, CABINET AND CONGRESSIONAL LEADERSHIP EYES ONLY (see following distribution list) From: VPOTUS To: CABINET OFFICERS AND CONGRESSIONAL LEADERS Subject: Operation Able Date: [Redacted] Gentlepersons, Following up | Read More »
VIDEO: A Brief Interview With Obama
It’s an exclusive. Cross posted at Mike LaChance.
3 Pieces of Advice for Sean Hannity
Humor alert! I say this with love… Cross posted at Mike LaChance.
Napolitano: “Not terror – Spontaneous Human Combustion.”
We still don’t know, for instance, why 99% of Ppontaneous Human Combustion cases involved young Muslim men
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Worker’s Motherland, a progressive song for the Midwinter Festival
To the tune of Winter Wonderland Shift bells ring, are you listening, In the streets, blood is glistening. Revolution in sight, We’re toiling tonight. Progressing to the workers’ motherland. Gone away is our history, Here to stay is equal misery. We sing labor’s song, As we go along, Progressing to the workers’ motherland. In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he | Read More »
This was King Dedede’s announcement that he was suspending his campaign for Congressman to the 23rd District of New York. (via memeorandum) Dear Friends and Supporters: Throughout the course of my campaign for Congress, I have made the people of the 23rd District and the issues that affect them the focal point of my campaign. As a life long resident of this District, I care | Read More »
“Surgeon of the Year” Awarded to High School Teacher
…this year we are inspired by the approach of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee…
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The Nobel Peace Prize Committee Recognized Future Greatness
Originally published at The Minority Report by Ima Tuele New York Times News Service One must give the Nobel pace Prize Committee kudos for prescience. Nominated for the prize mere days after his election in November, and voted days after his inauguration — long before he had achieved anything more significant than finding his way to the executive washroom in the White House — that | Read More »
The Onion sues Nobel Prize Committee
According to Vernon Coldwater, a spokesman from The Onion legal department, his employer can prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that the idea of awarding Obama the Peace Prize is the intellectual property of staff writers from the Onion political satire department, and that it was stolen by spies from Oslo.
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Thou Shalt Have no God before the Holy Godking Obama
What do you call a Satire that only uses found materials that the phenomenon you are satirizing takes seriously? I call it comic gold! Much like the Emperors Caligula and Nero before him, and the Amon-Ra-begot Pharoahs before them, Emperor Obama has ascended to the rank of the deified Godkings.
Barack Obama – Illegitimate Son of an Indonesian Dictator?
Last year a former Indonesian dictator named Mohammed Suharto passed away at the age of 86. Suharto of Indonesia, whose 32-year dictatorship was one of the most brutal and corrupt of the 20th century…was driven from office in 1998 by widespread rioting, economic paralysis and political chaos. His rule was not without accomplishment; he led Indonesia to stability and nurtured economic growth. But these successes | Read More »
Those Racist Jackboot Wearing Republican Peons Need To Be More Respectful
Dear New York Times, I’ve never been so outraged as when that ignorant South Carolina cracker Wilson insulted our President. I could’ve bashed his head in. How dare he interrupt Obama’s speech! How dare he accuse him of lying. Obama, of course, was lying but that isn’t the point. It’s a matter of respect . It’s a matter of decorum. Republicans are all bringing up Democrats booing George W. Bush during his State of the | Read More »
“Cash For Codgers” — The President Lays Out New Universal Healthcare Program
Originally Published at The Minority Report By Ima Tuele of the New York Times News Service Due to the extreme popularity of the “Cash for Clunkers” auto rebate program, whereby new car buyers may obtain up to $4500 in federal government rebates by turning in older, less efficient vehicles, the president has decided to announce a new wrinkle in his Universal Healthcare proposals. During a | Read More »
A Modest Health Reform Proposal
Note* This piece is based on an essay written by Jonathan Swift about eating the poor as a way to make them contribute fairly to society. It was a satire that pointed out the absurdity of the argument that the poor were a drain on scant resources and could be made more useful as meat than as workers. This satirical work attempts to demonstrate the | Read More »
Iranian Election Controversy Connected To Diebold
Originally Published at The Minority Report from Lord Vegas by Ima Tuele Misinformation Service New York Times The controversy surrounding the Iranian election results that have declared Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a landslide victor can be traced back to the purchase in 2008 of 10,000 touch screen voting machines by the Iranian government from Premier Election Solutions, previously known as Diebold. The touch screen Accu-Vote TS machines, | Read More »