Now This IS Funny — I Don’t Care Who You Are!
I was searching for an article that I did at Redstate a couple of years back — you know what has happened to the RS archives what with RS 2.0, 3.0, 4.0 and Russian Judge — so I was using Google “site: redstate.com/dahmich” which was the name I first used at Redstate, when I came across a reference to one of my articles at something | Read More »
D’Antuono Piece Replaced By Banner In Union Square
In celebration of Obama’s first 100 days, artist Michael D’Antuono, had planned to unveil his masterpiece, The Truth, at Union Square today. Thankfully, D’Antuono, going against leftist dogma, displayed some decency and decided to not unveil his work. Read his open letter HERE. For the record, I am a firm believer that every milestone deserves a good painting or slogan, and the first hundred days | Read More »
Gore: ManBirdPig Flu Will Lead to SkyNet, Rule by Robot Overlords
Ladies and Gentlemen, It is my distinct pleasure to introduce Mr. Al Gore! Hello, hello, it’s a pleasure to speak to you. There are times in the history of our nation when our very way of life depends upon dispelling illusions and awakening to the challenge of a present danger. In such moments, we are called upon to move quickly and boldly to shake off | Read More »
Mandates from the Department of Truth
This interruption to your regular programming is a Change Announcement from the Department of Truth. Please repeat the slogans of the reality based community after me. We Will Always Have Hope and Change. Happiness is Mandatory. Yes We Can. The Department of Truth would like to take this opportunity to kindly inform all members of the reality based community that down is a prohibited word. | Read More »
Eliot Spitzer Seeks Redemption; Buys a Brothel
In an attempt move to restore some semblance of his public life, Eliot Spitzer has decided to pursue a future in real estate. However, the initial target of his new endeavor contains irony only previously equaled by Lieutenant Noonan eating the murder weapon in Alfred Hitchcock’s “Lamb to the Slaughter”. Mr. Spitzer’s first acquisition will be- a functioning brothel. Asked directly about the curious nature of | Read More »
(UPDATED 2-25-09) The RINO Congressional Chorus from “The Pirates of DC”
Special thanks to ‘civil_truth’ for his input, and WS Gilbert for his lyrical genius. An apology to those senators and representatives of the GOP who actually do stand up and vote based on what is right. RINO When the liberals give their spiel, (Tarantara! tarantara!) We uncomfortable feel (slump slump slump) And when the ‘cons’ raise up a fuss, (US Constitution’s law) We toss them | Read More »
An Inauguration Anthem (From ‘The Pirates of DC’)
I think that William Schrenk Gilbert would approve, but that’s just me. Obama: I am the very model of a modern US president, A sacred incarnation, my selection was no accident, ‘A Deo rex, a rege lex’: now I am the liberal’s voice, To silence and/or seduce opponents, to deny their cause and choice. I’m glad to have my worshipers located in the media, Edit | Read More »
Guantanamo Bay to become Resort & Health Spa
January 19 – Guantanamo Bay Cuba by Peter Crouch & David Nugent (JKN) Top officials in the office of the President Elect have revealed that as soon as Barack Obama is sworn in as President of the US, Guantanamo Bay Detention Center will be closed and renovations will begin to transform the detention facility for notorious terrorist war criminals into a top echelon, exclusive resort | Read More »
No, he shoe-dint have
You have all, no doubt, heard (and probably seen the video footage) about the Iraqi “reporter” that hurled his shoes at President Bush during a Press conference in Iraq. However, you probably have yet to see/hear about the Che Guevara connection. The MSM cannot pass any opportunity to display any human they can find that displays displeasure about the Bush administration. President Bush was not | Read More »
, Che Guevara
, George W Bush
, media bias
, president bush
Breaking News: The Minority Report Incorporates As Bank — Seeks $20 Billion Federal Bailout
In what comes as stunning news, internet giant The Minority Report Network has incorporated itself as a banking institution, and immediately filed with the United States Treasury for $20 billion in federal bailout funds. TMR Corporate Attorney Mike “Gamecock” DeVine was quick to point out that the federal funds sought by the new The Minority Report Bank (TMRB) was not a bailout, but actually a | Read More »
Dangerous Satire: The Bidens at the Naval Observatory
Joe and Jill Biden dropped in on Dick and Lynn Cheney today at the U.S. Naval Observatory on Thursday. I could argue that the following transcript accurately reflects what was said, and it just might in a parallel universe, but, alas, this is satire. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ DOORMAN: Mr. Vice President, Mrs. Cheney, the Bidens are here for | Read More »
Liberal Comedians: BO Not Funny!
NEW YORK (November 11, 2008) — Liberal comedians are talking about where the funny went, experts say. Liberal comedians like Jay Leno and David Letterman are worried about their jokes now that George W. Bush (GWB) will be leaving the White House and Barack Obama (BO) will be taking his place. You see, BO just isn’t funny. Many Hollywood and entertainment figures, who strived, slaved, | Read More »
The “Crocodile Hunter” Endorses a Candidate
You might wonder, what in Adam’s name a crocodile hunter would be doing opining in this election. Well, I just figured there is so much argy bargy going on it might be best I avago at it. After all, it doesn’t seem like your status among the living or where you drop your boots at night has all that much to do with it. So | Read More »
Let Us Prey!
Barack Hussein is my shepherd, I shall not wantHe leadeth me beside the still factories.
McCain’s victory is now assured.
Although I regret to say that I do not really approve of the manner in which this was done. From The World’s Only Reliable News: OCTOBER SURPRISE: UFO ALIEN NOW ENDORSES McCAIN! WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking reversal with major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain amid furor. Both political | Read More »