McCain in Roswell, and yeah: he brought up The Alien’s endorsement.

    Heck, yes, I’m claiming this one. Via Hot Air Headlines McCain touts “alien” endorsement [snip] “By the way I have been here to Roswell before and I know about the alien landing,” McCain told about 1,000 supporters gathered at an airport hangar here during his fifth rally of the day. “And I am pleased to announce that I have received the alien endorsement….and I am | Read More »

    McCain’s victory is now assured.

    Although I regret to say that I do not really approve of the manner in which this was done. From The World’s Only Reliable News: OCTOBER SURPRISE: UFO ALIEN NOW ENDORSES McCAIN! WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking reversal with major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain amid furor. Both political | Read More »

    Palin shoots Bigfoot!

    From my point of view, it just disappeared one day, apparently to get sucked into some other tabloid – which was just not the same. The heavens might fall, the seas could rise, the sun be eaten by the moon, the Red Sox might even win the World Series… but the WWN never, ever betrayed me. It was always full of the most entertaining nonsense, | Read More »