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Posted at 4:04pm on May 13, 2008 Can I get this in Black Velvet*?

No, really: I have the perfect place in the living room for it.

By Moe Lane

In fact, I don't know how I ever got through life without a painting of Obama ejaculating roses:

Image (both the actual physical one, and the unfortunate mental one) via Slog (note the post title; see also the attached endorsement, which is... weird, somehow). See also Hot Air, who has simultaneously a: rather good video lampooning the lameness that is the latte Obama fanboi (see also Ben Smith); and a link to Andrew Sullivan telling people to calm down. Given that the artist probably spent a good five minutes trying to decide whether to paint a horn on the happy white horsey's head, this is probably too little, too late.

And no, we do not believe it when we're told that this was meant to be ironic. This is pretty consistent with the existing idolatry.

Moe Lane

PS: No, sorry, hate to say this, but you Obama supporters really are this lame. How lame? Well, let me put to you this way: have you ever made a crack about fundies?

Yeah, well, you should probably stop making those.

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Posted at 11:23am on Feb. 21, 2008 If Only Barack Obama Had Been Here, Lazarus Would Not Have Died

Obasm Threat Level Reaches "Orange"

By Dan McLaughlin

In Sunday's paper, Mary Mitchell of the Chicago Sun-Times entered "if John Kerry is elected, Christopher Reeve will walk again" territory:

If you're wondering why Sen. Barack Obama's message of hope has resonated with so many voters across the country, consider the shooting rampage at Northern Illinois University.

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Why are people walking around armed to the teeth?

The only reason I can think of is that too many people have lost hope.

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Posted at 7:27pm on Feb. 20, 2008 I Am A Knuckle Dragging Neo-Confederate Racist Pig

By haystack

And a bigot to boot...apparently...but I am against Barack Obama for President (and Hillary Clinton too), and it's not because of their "Black-ness" or "Female-ness"...it's because they are WRONG - wrong for America, and wrong for the people they claim to fight for.

In my intentionally inflammatory rant about Frank Rich, I decided to throw a few race cards on parallel with those of Mr. Rich's level of ridiculousness when he suggested that the GOP had been reduced to nothing more than the "Grand Old White Party." I had a problem with the idea that a white man who came of age in Washington DC BEFORE desegregation and busing, and had moved to Harvard right BEFORE the MLK assassination and the ensuing riots and carnage wrought by ALL colors on our fair Nation's Capitol back in April 1968, would presume to suggest that being a Republican was somehow (by nuance, implication, and innuendo) the same as being a white supremacist male or some such nonsense. Worse, he presumes some expertise in the area of Black-White relations from the vantage point of a political party instead of one who lived with or grew up with black people (or any OTHER minority for that matter). Yeah, I ticked quite a few people off when I spoke even a little bit about any "positives" that might be gleaned from the pre-Civil war South...and whoo-boy did I fire up some folks.

GOOD.

Let's consider the Democrats regarding several pertinent areas of their elitist supremacy and minority exploitation, m'kay? I'm feeling the need for a little more hate to be thrown my way.

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