PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Benton Harbor High School
Benton Harbor, MI
Thursday April 5th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

REPLAY: End of Tuesday Night’s PCW Wild in Wisconsin
Olbermann again starts going off about various things.  Finally…

*Def Leppard’s Tear It Down plays*

Suave: YES!

‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Suave: IT’S THE EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!

Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – I can’t wait another day
Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – If only you could stay
All night long

Crowd: What the @#$#!…What the @!##!

WTF: Keith.  You’re fired.

WTF grabs Olbermann by the throat…lift…CHOKESLAM!

Crowd: PCW…PCW…PCW!

*Fleetwood Mac‘s “Don’t Stop” begins to play*

‘The Extreme Environmental Hardcore Icon’ Al Gore (D)

Suave: “IT’S HIM! HE’S HERE! THE TREE HUGGIN’, MOCHA CHUGGIN’, TOBACCO COMPANY BUGGIN’ ALPHA MALE AND ENVIROMENTAL EXTREME HARDCORE ICON…

The crowd sings the chorus “Don’t stop, thinking about tomorrow.” Gore holds up his mocha, inside an environmentally friendly biodegradable container of course, and chugs it down. Then he spews it out of his mouth into the crowd and then crushes the paper container on his forehead in a manly fashion.

The Environmental Extreme Hardcore Icon walks down the steps to the main floor. At the bottom of the steps, Gore pulls out another container of mocha, guzzles it down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead. Gore then wades through the main floor crowd to the ring.  He climbs up on the apron, pulls out yet another cup of mocha, guzzles that one down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead.

Gore in the ring.

Gore: I suppose you all want to know what went down between Keith Olbermann and Current TV.   All I can say is that Mr. Olbermann, who was paid a lot of money for showing up periodically to do his show and didn’t keep up his end of the bargain, apparently wants tens of millions more for not working.  As the old adage says, when the law’s on your side you argue the law.  When the law and the facts aren’t on your side, you pound the table.  Let’s just say that Mr. Olbermann is well versed in pounding the table.

Voice: Hold on a second, Al!

Keith Olbermann and the minions of his Olbermann Broadcast Empire, formerly known as  FOK, David Schuster and Shannyn Moore, walk out.

Olbermann: The Mets put Andres Torres on the DL today. That seems to have as much relevance to my lawsuit as anything you just said, Al.

Gore smiles and hands Olbermann a piece of paper.

Gore: This has plenty of relevance, Keith.  Consider yourself served.

Suave: OLBERMANN JUST GOT SERVED…OH, SUIT PAPERS!

Olbermann’s face turns red and he tackles Gore.

Suave: CAT-FIIIIIIIIIGHT!  CAT-FIIIIIIIGHT!

The OBE try to separate the two.

BACKSTAGE
‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.

Romney: It’s time to get going.  It’s time to start focusing on November’s PCW Extreme Election Night 2012 and PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL).  It’s enough to make you think that years of flying around on Air Force One, surrounded by an adoring staff of true believers telling you what a great job you are doing, well, that might be enough to make you a little out of touch.

Bernstein: And?

Romney: And…that’s all.

Bernstein: Oh.  You’re not going to screw up the aftermath of a victory again?

Romney: Not this time.

(1) Daniel-San vs. Steve Torino- Used Car Salesman- no contest

Daniel-San was about to slap on the Labell Lock when former allies John Creese and the Cobra Conservatives came out and attacked the former PCW Champion.

The Cobra Cons stomp away at a helpless Daniel-San until the crowd roars and Mrs. Miyagi sprints out with Halitosis- The Insane Luchador with the even more Insane Breath,  to the ring.  Halitosis uses his lethal breath to knock out the Cobra Cons and Creese escapes through the ropes.

Daniel-San sees Mrs. Miyagi and tries to shake her hand.  Mrs. Miyagi turns around and leaves before he can do so.

Bobby Petrino Motorcycle Accident
Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino shuffles to the ring.  He admits that he didn’t fully disclose the fact that there was a 25 year old female passenger riding with him after his recent motorcycle accident.

Petrino: I have been in constant pain, medicated and the circumstances involving the wreck have come out in bits and pieces. That said I certainly had a concern about Jessica Dorrell’s name being revealed.  In hindsight, I showed a serious mistake in judgment when I chose not to be more specific about those details. Today, I’ve acknowledged this previous inappropriate relationship with my family and those within the athletic department administration.

Suave: Apparently, Jessica Dorrell turned down riding First Class to her upcoming wedding and rode Coach… *rimshot*

Petrino then added…

Petrino: Do you know who I am?  This is the freakin’ SEC.  I’ve won 21 games at Arkansas over the past two seasons…

Arkansas Razorbacks fan: Y’all, there’s two college football coaches better than anyone else in the country- Nick Saban and Bobby Petrino.   Sooooo-eeee.

Suave: Bama is ‘Roll Tide.’  Petrino is ‘Stop, Drop, and Roll.’

(2) Scott Walker’s (R-WI) Rangers: Ronnie and John Walker (R) def. Flavin and Tony Dreamboat

The Walkers win when Flavin tried to clock Ronnie Walker with the oversized clock around his neck and missed.  Ronnie then got the roll up pin for the victory.

Post match, the PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) attacked the Walkers.  Once again, Rebecca Kleefisch (R-WI) is cornered- this time by Union Maid, and bombarded with invectives from both Big Labor and James.

*’Can You Hear the People Sing’ from Les Miserables plays*

Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic aka The American Heartland Coalition run out and make the save for Kleefisch.  Big Union leaves the ring but Blackwell tells them to wait.

Blackwell: The number one problem with PCW is that both the Republican and Democrats have sold their souls to their special interest groups at our expense.  The number two problem is that both Republicans and Democrats have a virtual monopoly on the political processes and have effectively excluded the American people a choice. As of right now, the PCW is going to be stuck with making the following choice for PCW CEO: a Democrat  who promised change but delivered the same hardline political partisanism that he was supposedly against and a challenger foisted up by a Republican establishment totally out of touch with Main Street America.

Big Labor takes a step towards the ring but he’s blocked by Blackwell’s Les Miserables.

Mike the Mechanic:  Charlie’s right.  That’s not democracy. And both parties are so far out of touch with what’s really going on with average Americans that voting for either candidate in the fall when gas prices are ridiculously high, housing values have decreased, jobs aren’t coming back, is basically a coin flip. You can vote for one party who does the bidding of their special interest groups or you can vote for the other. Partisans win- the American people lose.

Suave: Earlier in the night, PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism quietly signed off on the contract to face PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas in June at PCW Loose Cannons unleashed 8.

REPLAY: Tuesday Night’s PCW Wild in Wisconsin
Chism: What did I tell you?  Valora’s a chick.  She’s not a real chick though because everyone knows real chicks support Democrats.  She knows there’s no way in hell that she can beat me.  She’s probably back home washing the dishes or cleaning the house-

Out of nowhere, Valora jumps Chism and blasts him in the head with a lead pipe.

Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Valora busts him open with a second lead pipe shot and then puts the Katahajime on him.

Immediately, Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) race to the ring and start shouting for help.   Code Pink and Emily S. List run down.  Valora lets go of Chism and then decks both with a double clothesline.  She rams Code Pink’s head into the corner turnbuckle.  Then she flings List through the ropes to the floor.

Chism tries to get up.  Valora hits a running dropkick and Chism goes right back down.  Valora drags the PCW Television Champion to the table and puts her finger in the bloody cut on Chism’s face.  Then she signs the contract with Chism’s blood and as PCW security hits the ring, slides out and heads to the back.

Suave then reports on the Brad Company-Health Care- PCW Super Court situation.  Following arguments made before the Super Court, the matter was now in the hands of the Super Court justices to make their decision.

PCW Hall of Fame Class Announced
Suave announced the inductees to the PCW HOF:
Wrestlers: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I) and Starz N. Stripes (also known as ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott) (R)
Politicians: ‘The American Screamer’ Howard Dean (D-VT) and ‘The Mastermind’ Karl Rove

The class will be inducted at PCW’s Loose Cannons Unleashed 8 PPV in June.

House Show Highlights
Suave reveals that there was an incident last night at a PCW House show between PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins and Miss USA.

KRC came out to cut a promo and then described Miss USA having a child as a ‘career killer.’

KRC: Her career will never be what it should have been because of the choice she made.

Miss USA than ran out and another pull apart brawl ensued.

Suave: It’s going to happen…sooner than later.  KRC vs. Miss USA.

Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost, black sheep brother

Tebow is in the ring and rips Peyton Manning once again.  This time, Manning walks out and challenges Tebow to a match.  Tebow accepts but Manning then sends down the Japanese SuperDestroyer Yamamoto Tanaka (R).

Tanaka wins in short order with Manning cheering him on with the Japanese SuperDestroyer.

On the ramp clapping- New York Jet QB Mark Sanchez??????

Points Standings (from Real Clear Politics):
Romney- 655
Santorum- 272
Gingrich- 140
Paul- 67

What you missed Tuesday night on PCW Wild in Wisconsin:

The Black Swamp Pirates came out and denounced the whole ‘pop-fication of the
recent ACM awards and in country music in general.  Then they played this
song…

“Polished to a sheen, produced really tight
With nary a fiddle or steel guitar in sight.
And if it is, you’ll never know it’s there
Cause it’s buried far down below
It’s the warmed over pop crap on my country radio.

The suits in Music City, work on their ‘next big thing’
The Nashville machine cranks out the songs that they sing
But you don’t need a gimmick
Just some music in your soul
To write country songs you don’t hear on country radio

(chorus)
Now down in Texas, they still do it right
Play some ol’ time country music every Saturday night
I don’t see Rascal Flatts
Playing Gruene Hall Texas
Or John T. Floores Country Store
Cause it’s better than listening, to that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio.
Why am I hearing, that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio?

Now, all the music sounds the same, and the artists do too
Thanks to corporate conglomerates, all the radio stations sound the same too.
I hear the same voices in each town
Play the same song every day
From New York City all the way to LA.

(chorus)
Now down in Texas, they still do it right
Play some ol’ time country music every Saturday night
I don’t see Lady Antebellum
Playing the Broken Spoke in Austin
Or Cowboy’s Dance Hall, you know
Cause it’s better than listening, to that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio.
Why am I hearing, that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio?

When does CMT play videos, except in the middle of the night?
Since when did the country video channel become MTV lite?
I remember when Alan Jackson and George Strait
Said it best about Music Row
And the warmed over pop crap on country radio

(chorus)
Now down in Texas, they still do it right
Play some ol’ time country music every Saturday night
I don’t see Kenny Chesney
Playing Schroeder Dance Hall
Or Billy Bob’s Texas, you know
Cause it’s better than listening, to that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio.
Why am I hearing, that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio?
But why am I hearing, that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio?
Why am I hearing, that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio?

Keith Olbermann then called the Black Swamp Pirates the ‘worst people in the
world’ eliciting this response from the band…

“Keith, you hit it big at ESPN
But your tenure there came to an abrupt end
I know it seems so silly
They won’t let you in the building
Even when you went back, and worked for them again

Keith, you didn’t let them keep you down
So you traveled on from town to different town
Fox Sports didn’t work out well
MSNBC the first time was hell
Because of Bill Clinton, and Monica was going down

But on Countdown, you found the thing that finally worked
So you became more of an overbearing elitist jerk
They let you go again, you see
And Al Gore just fired you from Current TV
What will you do, where will you go, and who’ll let you come to work?

All right, let’s go now…

(Big Chorus)
Keith
You’re the hero of the left.
And the cultural elitists
Who think they’re better than the rest
With your furrowed brow
Your mocking smile
Special Comments so serious and terse
I might be the worst person in the world
But you’re the biggest @######, in the whole wide universe

All right, everyone follow the bouncing ball and sing along!

Keith
You’re the hero of the left.
And the cultural elitists
Who think they’re better than the rest
With your furrowed brow
Your mocking smile
And Special Comments so serious and terse
I might be the worst person in the world
But you’re the biggest @######, in the whole wide universe
You said, I might be the worst person in the world
But you’re the biggest @######, in the whole wide universe

Olbermann then stormed out again after that.

Tonight, PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN.  We’ll hear from the new PCW Champion
The Sanderman (D)

PCW Wild in Wisconsin
Willett Ice Arena
Stevens Point, WI
Tuesday April 3rd, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
Special Guest Host: Keith Olbermann

Former Current TV host Keith Olbermann is brought to the broadcast table in a specially constructed rickshaw.  After he exits the rickshaw, he berates the two men pulling the vehicle for giving him a rough trip down to the ring and for having the nerve to talk to him.

Olbermann starts right out giving his usual opening monologue but Suave interrupts him with the big news that we have a new PCW Champion- The Sanderman (D).

Replay from PCW House Show Last Night in Rockford, IL
…Daniel-San’s in trouble in the corner.  He looks to his corner where John Creese and the Cobra Cons are…but they turn away and walk to the back.  The Sanderman whacks Daniel-San over the head with a broom handle and then cinches in the Cobra Clutch…

Daniel-San is backstage with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.  He breaks the bad news and says that he lost last night.  Daniel-San says he is a man, he was beaten, and as a man he will admit defeat.  Before he can say another word, he’s attacked by the Japanese SuperDestroyer Yamamoto Tanaka.  Tanaka decks him and then flings him into a wall.

The Republican Establishment, with John Creese and the Cobra Cons in tow, walk by.  Creese calls Daniel-San “not a true conservative” and kicks him before the group walks away.

Olbermann calls Suave the worst person in the world for interrupting him.  Suave reminds everyone that The Sanderman’s win means Democrats hold all four title belts…

PCW WORLD CHAMPION:  The Sanderman (D)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Labor/James the Jeep Worker (D)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)

#1 SINGLES CONTENDER:
- Valora Salinas

#1 TAG TEAM CONTENDER:
- Corporate Might:  Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)

#1 WOMEN’S CONTENDER:
- Miss USA (R)

Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost, black sheep brother

(1) Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost, black sheep brother def. Jordan Metzger of Planned Parenthood

Double underhook powerbomb by Tebow wins the match.  After the pin, Tebow does his version of ‘Tebowing’ except with a can of beer in his hand.

Brad Company- Health Care
Suave recounts how Company was told that he was going to have to purchase health care.  Company objected and then took PCW CEO Barack Obama to the PCW Super Court.

Olbermann calls Company the worst person in the world for going against Obama and taking it to the PCW Super Court.  Then he demands a double latte from the back, pronto.

Backstage
Mitt Romney (R-MA) talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.  Romney says that it’s time to close ranks behind him and turn our attention to November and PCW Extreme Election Night 2012.

PCW Television Title Match Signing
PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) walks out first to sign off on the contract to meet PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 8 PPV in June.

Chism climbs into the ring and waits for Valora to come out.  Suave starts to comment but Olbermann won’t shut up about his latte.   Olbermann yanks off his headset and screams to the back.  Suave goes right to a commercial.

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Back to ringside, Suave explains that Olbermann has stomped off to the back to bitch someone out about the whole latte thing.  Meanwhile, Chism is still in the ring waiting for Valora to come out.

Finally, Chism grabs the microphone.

Chism: What did I tell you?  Valora’s a chick.  She’s not a real chick though because everyone knows real chicks support Democrats.  She knows there’s no way in hell that she can beat me.  She’s probably back home washing the dishes or cleaning the house-

Out of nowhere, Valora jumps Chism and blasts him in the head with a lead pipe.

Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Valora busts him open with a second lead pipe shot and then puts the Katahajime on him.

Immediately, Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) race to the ring and start shouting for help.   Code Pink and Emily S. List run down.  Valora lets go of Chism and then decks both with a double clothesline.  She rams Code Pink’s head into the corner turnbuckle.  Then she flings List through the ropes to the floor.

Chism tries to get up.  Valora hits a running dropkick and Chism goes right back down.  Valora drags the PCW Television Champion to the table and puts her finger in the bloody cut on Chism’s face.  Then she signs the contract with Chism’s blood and as PCW security hits the ring, slides out and heads to the back.

Backstage
Rick Santorum (R-PA) talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.  He says no matter what he’s not going to give up until Romney has an insurmountable lead.   Even if his wrestler, A-Bomb, loses tonight, he’s headed to Pennsylvania in three weeks to continue the fight.

MATCHES SIGNED ALREADY FOR NOVEMBER’S PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2012:
Ohio- Sherrod Brown (D) vs. Josh Mandel (R)
Virginia- George Allen (R) vs. Tim Kaine (D)


PBR w/Chief

(2) PBR w/Chief def. Nate of Occupy Wall Street

PBR gets the quick pin with The Beer Mug.

Olbermann’s back and he’s still pissed off.  Suave cuts to another replay from Monday’s House Show- a confrontation between PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D) and Miss USA.

Replay: Monday’s House Show
…KRC just finishes defeating Lani Harlot (R) when Miss USA walks down the ramp, and around the ring.  She stares down KRC and circles the ring.  Then Miss USA hits the stairs, walks up and gets in the ring.  KRC looks to the back for help.  Miss USA extends her hand. KRC reluctantly goes for a shake and then BAM!  Kick to the stomach.  Standing drop kick…

(3) Wild in Wisconsin Match: Yamamoto Tanaka (R) w/Mitt Romney (R-MA) vs. A. Tom Bomb (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA) and Daisy Cutter-Bomb

Tanaka again wipes out A-Bomb, winning with the Japanese SuperDestroyer.

Romney hits the ring afterwards to celebrate.

Olbermann again starts going off about various things.  Finally…

*Def Leppard’s Tear It Down plays*

Suave: YES!

‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Suave: IT’S THE EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!

Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – I can’t wait another day
Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – If only you could stay
All night long

Crowd: What the @#$#!…What the @!##!

WTF: Keith.  You’re fired.

WTF grabs Olbermann by the throat…lift…CHOKESLAM!

Crowd: PCW…PCW…PCW!

PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Asheville Civic Center
Asheville, NC
Thursday March 29th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave and his life size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain

BACKSTAGE
Milling around in the back is Paul Ryan (R-WI) and Mario Rubio (R-FL) with the ‘Massachusett’s Red Blood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA).

Suave says despite the set back in Louisiana, the Etch a Sketch controversy, and the bad joke on Monday night, the stars seem to be aligning for Romney.

PCW Champion Daniel-San (R) w/John Creese and the Cobra Cons
Daniel-San is in the ring and takes a much humbler tone than the one he had the last time he was on PCW television.  With Creese and the Cobra Conservatives cringing behind him, Daniel-San apologizes to Mrs. Miyagi for the way he dumped her and says that the recent set back in CWC opened his eyes to how he was conducting himself.

Daniel-San knows how important it is to do the right thing and tonight he’s putting politics aside and making it right with Mrs. Miyagi.    He leaves the ring as Creese and the Cobra Cons glare at him.

(1) PCW Women’s Title Match: Kathryn Randall Collins (D) (c) def. ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R)
KRC gets the win with help from Code Pink and Emily S. List.

Post match, KRC declares that the PCW Women’s title will always stay in the Democratic corner because that’s the way it’s supposed to be.  Women and Democrats walk hand in hand…then…

Miss USA

Miss USA, who recently returned to action after giving birth to her first child last year, tells KRC that Democrats like NOW, Code Pink, and Emily S. List don’t speak for all women.  She states that she got where she was in her career by working hard and not expecting other people to make it easier for her.

Miss USA adds that she didn’t need anyone else’s help to accomplish what’s she’s done in her wrestling career.

Martha Johnson-GSA
Suave notes that Martha Johnson of the General Services Administration is in the audience tonight with 300 guests and notes that they all seem to be…”spending a lot of money.”

Suave: Interesting.

BACKSTAGE
Brad Company opens up his locker and pulls out a piece of paper.  Next to Company sits Ken Worth- The American Trucker.

Company: What the hell is this?

Worth tells him that PCW has passed a rule that states they all have to buy health insurance.  Company looks at the note again.

Company: And if I don’t?

Worth explaines that he’ll be penalized.  Company stares at the note and then leaves the locker room.

(2) Politically Incorrect (from left): NRA, Andrea Doria (up), Al Cahall (down), and Nic Koteen def. Green World Order: Radishing Rick Rube- Agronomist and ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee w/GreenPete, PeaceNick, and Peta from PETA.
Again, Peta from PETA and Andrea Doria brawled in the ring causing Suave to screech…

Suave: CAT-FIIIIIIIGHT!   CAT-FIIIIIIIGHT!

Koteen blew smoke into Rube’s face and then hit his finisher ‘The Marlboro Light’ for the win.

PCW CEO Barack Obama’s Office
Brad Company barges in and demands to know why he’s being forced to buy health insurance from PCW.

Obama: People’s lives are affected by the lack of availability of health care, the inaffordability of health care, their inability to get health care because of pre-existing conditions.  PCW workers have greater rights and protections with respect to their insurance companies and are getting preventive care because of this law.

Company protests that he shouldn’t forced to purchase something he doesn’t want to buy.

Obama: Well?  What are you going to do?  Take it to the PCW Super Court?

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Why should you buy this book?

Jesusland v Progressiveville isn’t predictable partisan trashing of other side like other political books nor does it pander to the fringes of both sides like most books do.

Jesusland vs Progressiveville parodies the very ones responsible for over the top devisive political discussion: Markos Moutilsas, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Ann Coulter, Ed Schultz, Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, among others.

The cover with Sarah Palin and Keith Olbermann sums up just what our political discourse has become.

Brought to you by the same demented bunch behind Political Championship Wrestling, Jesusland vs. Progressiveville is a political satire about the sorry state of American politics.

Available at Amazon.com and other online bookstores.

PCW Super Court
Brad Company takes his case against PCW’s health care initiative to the PCW Super Court.

Obama: Dammit.

Obama the said he was confident the PCW Super Court will not take what would be an unprecedented extraordinary step of overturning a law passed by both the PCW Executive and Competition Committee.

Suave: Um…without both parties support?

Obama: I just remind conservative commentators that for years, what we’ve heard is, the biggest problem on the bench was judicial activism or a lack of judicial restraint, that an unelected group of people would somehow overturn a duly constituted and passed law.

Orrin Hatch of the PCW Executive Committee (R-UT) then stood up.

Hatch: It must be nice living in a fantasy world where every law you like is constitutional and every Supreme Court decision you don’t is ‘activist.’  Judicial activism or restraint is not measured by which side wins but by whether the court correctly applied the law.

Obama: I just remind conservative commentators that for years, what we’ve heard is, the biggest problem on the bench was judicial activism or a lack of judicial restraint, that an unelected group of people would somehow overturn a duly constituted and passed law.

Harry Reid’s (D-NV) Office
PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) demands that Reid and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) make sure that he retains the TV belt when he meets Valora Salinas again.

Martha Johnson-GSA Party
One of the ushers hands Johnson a bill for their night- $822,000 for the 300 attendees, including $75,000 on team building exercises, $6,000 on commemorative coins and $6,000 on PCW souvenirs, keychains and T-shirts.

Johnson: Oops…

REPLAY: Scott Walker‘s Rangers: Ronnie and John Walker (R) w/Rebecca Kleefisch def. The Green World Order: GreenPete and ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee (D) from Monday March 26th show…
…the PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) attack Walker and his Rangers.

Wisconsin radio host John “Sly” Sylvester runs out and gets in Kleefisch’s face.  He accuses Kleefisch of performing “fellatio on all the talk-show hosts in Milwaukee” and sneered that she had “pulled a train” (a crude phrase for gang sex).

Suave: Seriously?  This from the party who claims the Republicans have a war on women?

Suave: Scott Walker and his Rangers are on a collision course with the PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) on June 5th as PCW presents:

PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 8 from Milwaukee, Wisconsin!

Martha Johnson-GSA
Johnson is in Obama’s office getting the riot act read to him by Joe Lieberman (I-CT).

Lieberman: This was a stupid and infuriating waste of PCW dollars.

(3) PCW Title Match: Daniel-San (R) (c) w/John Creese and his Cobra Cons def. RINO- The Wonk Machine (R)
Daniel-San struggles with the Wonk Machine and at one point looks over at  Creese for help.  Creese appears to take his time climbing into the ring before the Cobra Cons attack RINO.   Daniel-San then locks him up in the Cattle Mutilation for the submission victory.

Suave: Next Tuesday, we are in Wisconsin for PCW “Wild in Wisconsin!”   Can Mitt Romney put Rick Santorum away once and for all?  Tanaka vs. A-Bomb will meet in the Main Event once again for Republican supremacy.

PCW Extreme Political TV
Monday March 26th
Scott County High School Gym
Georgetown, KY
Host: Johnny Suave

Former member of the PCW Executive Committee, Arlen Specter (D-PA), read from his new book inside the ring…

Specter: Sarah Palin (R-AK) was a total charmer, very friendly. The few things she said were intelligent.  We were sitting virtually knee-to-knee in the cramped bus, and she radiated sensuality.   Her skirt rode above her knees—not exactly short, but close.

Suave: HELLO!  More! More!

Spector: I was in the whirlpool at the Senate gym in 2008, recovering from Hodgkin’s, when Ted Kennedy came over and climbed into the bath. Kennedy was one of the Senate’s giants, in many ways. It was as though a gigantic walrus had plunged into the sea, causing the level to swell. I’d never seen two men in the whirlpool before, but the tub was big enough for two or more. There was a sign that you had to shower before entering. I hadn’t checked that out with Kennedy, but I had neither an objection nor compunction about his coming into the bath. We chatted.

Suave: Okay.  I didn’t need to hear that.

Specter: John Thune, who looked like a movie star in or out of clothes, was constantly stretching. His lanky body seemed to have some kinks to iron out.

Suave: OKAY!  CAN WE GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT SARAH PALIN, ALREADY?

(1) Ron Claude Von Dammit def. Magnum PO’d (R) w/Robyn Masters
Magnum nearly got the Porsche Plunge early on  but then RCVD took over.  Rolling Thunder, followed by the 5 Star Frog Splash for the win.

Suave notes that lots of people are watching PCW tonight in Georgetown, KY- even at the local Dialysis Clinic…

An elderly gentlemen is hooked up to a dialysis machine wearing a Kentucky shirt.  Another older man walks up to him wearing a Louisville shirt.  The Kentucky guy flips off the Louisville guy and they start to go…

Suave: Okay, wait a minute.  He’s hooked up to a dialysis machine and he’s fighting over the Kentucky-Louisville game?

It’s gets better.  A woman races into the room…

Ashley Judd

Judd clocks the Louisville guy from behind and March Madness breaks out!

Suave: Wait!  Can we say March Madness?

(2) Scott Walker‘s Rangers: Ronnie and John Walker (R) w/Rebecca Kleefisch def. The Green World Order: GreenPete and ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee (D)
Post match, the PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) attack Walker and his Rangers.

Wisconsin radio host John “Sly” Sylvester runs out and gets in Kleefisch’s face.  He accuses Kleefisch of performing “fellatio on all the talk-show hosts in Milwaukee” and sneered that she had “pulled a train” (a crude phrase for gang sex).

Suave: Seriously?  This from the party who claims the Republicans have a war on women?

*Def Leppard’s Tear It Down plays*

Suave: YES!

‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Suave: IT’S THE EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!

Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – I can’t wait another day
Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – If only you could stay
All night long

Crowd: What the @#$#!…What the @!##!

WTF grabs Sylvester by the throat…lift…CHOKESLAM!

Crowd: PCW…PCW…PCW!

Suave: We’re headed for an all out war between Scott Walker (R-WI) and Big Union!

Mitt Romney (R-MA) Promo
Romney is in the ring…

Romney: One of most humorous I think relates to my father. You may remember my father, George Romney, was president of an automobile company called American Motors… They had a factory in Michigan, and they had a factory in Kenosha, Wisconsin, and another one in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. And as the president of the company he decided to close the factory in Michigan and move all the production to Wisconsin. Now later he decided to run for governor of Michigan and so you can imagine that having closed the factory and moved all the production to Wisconsin was a very sensitive issue to him, for his campaign.

Suave: Huh?

Romney: Okay…then there was this parade where the school marching band walking with my dad knew only ‘On Wisconsin.’

Romney bust out laughing.

Romney: So every time they would start playing ‘On, Wisconsin, On, Wisconsin,’ my dad’s political people would jump up and down and try to get them to stop, because they didn’t want people in Michigan to be reminded that my dad had moved production to Wisconsin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
The Price is Right ‘Loser’ Sounder

(3) PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/the Skanky Rich Bimbos Kim and Chloe vs. Texas Jack (R)

This one doesn’t make it to the end as PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas once again runs out and destroys Chism.  This time, Chism scraped himself off the mat and got on the microphone as the crowd chanted “Valora” at him.

Chism: Valora, I know you can hear the crowd.  I don’t need a crystal ball to know that our paths are going to have to cross again.  It’s not new to me.    For nearly a half of year now, you’ve attacked me at every opportunity.  The woman who defined PCW’s Queen of Extreme.  You came here again tonight and the same thing happened like every single night before.  You jumped me while I wasn’t looking and then walk away, happy to be here, with a smile on your face.  No more.  I destroyed you once before and I’ll do it again.  Why?  Because I have people to protect my back.  The Democrats.  Who do you have, Valora?  Nothing.  No one.  So, let’s stop all the pretenses and lets sign the damn match so I can destroy you again.

Why should you buy this book?

Jesusland v Progressiveville isn’t predictable partisan trashing of other side like other political books nor does it pander to the fringes of both sides like most books do.

Jesusland vs Progressiveville parodies the very ones responsible for over the top devisive political discussion: Markos Moutilsas, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Ann Coulter, Ed Schultz, Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, among others.

The cover with Sarah Palin and Keith Olbermann sums up just what our political discourse has become.

Brought to you by the same demented bunch behind Political Championship Wrestling, Jesusland vs. Progressiveville is a political satire about the sorry state of American politics.

Available at Amazon.com and other online bookstores.

PCW Alabama Getaway
Demopolis City Civic Center
Demopolis, AL
Tuesday March 13th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave and his lifesize cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain

In the ring, Suave explains it’s long overdue to bring back the nicest piece of cardboard he’s ever known – Suave’s lifesize cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain.

Crowd: Welcome back…welcome back…

Suave then informs everyone that Texas Jack (R)- representing Ron Paul (R-TX) hurt himself while wrestling in the Virgin Islands and won’t be on tonight’s show.  Texas Jack won that match for Paul but suffered a concussion when Yamamoto Tanaka (R)- for Mitt Romney (R-MA) smacked him over the head with a steel folding chair and then for good measure gave him the Japanese SuperDestroyer from the top rope.

Politically Incorrect (from left): NRA, Andrea Doria (up), Al Cahall (down), and Nic Koteen

Doria gets on the mic and says it’s nice to be back in PCW.  She’s heard a lot of stuff has transpired over the past couple of weeks about Rush Limbaugh (R) calling someone a slut.  Doria says she’s not a Rush Limbaugh fan but finds it incredibly hypocritical that the same bunch of people who are mad at Limbaugh and want him taken off the air are the same bunch of people who have made similiar, if not more insulting, references towards women they oppose- Sarah Palin, Christine O’Donnell to name a few.

This brings out Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Keith Olbermann (D).  Pelosi states that Limbaugh’s values are the Republican‘s values when it comes to women.

Olbermann says he’s tired of the ‘false equivalency’ being trotted out between Limbaugh and things that he may have said.

Replay: Last Thursday’s PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
…Olbermann apologizes to female conservative commentator S.E. Cupp for referring to her as ‘a perfect demonstration of the necessity of the work Planned Parenthood does.’ …

Olbermann tells everyone to stay on point because the true villain in this is Rush-

Replay: Last Thursday’s PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
…Olbermann then apologizes to female conservative blogger Michelle Malkin for calling her a ‘big mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick on it.’ …

Doria then remarks that perhaps people should boycott Countdown with Keith Olbermann on Current TV if it weren’t for the fact that no one was watching the show in the first place. Olbermann pitches a fit in the ring and calls Doria the WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

*DING…DING…DING…*

Suave: I KNEW IT!

Replay: Last Thursday’s PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
Olbermann also vowed to retire his ‘Worst Person’s in the World’ segment, again, and to attempt to avoid any ‘“gratuitously abusive remarks about women, and men.’

Suave: What’s the over/under on that happening?

Suave: FIVE DAYS!  FIVE FREAKIN’ DAYS!

Pelosi screeches to the back and out comes The Green World Order: ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, ‘Radishing’ Rick Rube- Agronomist,  PeaceNick, and Peta from PETA.

A referee slides into the ring and we’re off.

MATCH #1
Green World Order: ‘Radishing’ Rick Rube-Agronomist and GreenPete (D)
vs.
Politically Incorrect: NRA and Nic Koteen

This was a wild match with both teams interfering in the match.

The match turns when the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Markos Moutilsas, Arianna Huffington, Eric Boehlert of Media Matters, and Full-Professor Paul Krugman of the NY Times) pulls NRA out of the ring and Rube and GreenPete doubleteam Koteen.

…Rube has an abdominal stretch locked in and grapevines the ankle.

Suave: HERE COMES THE TEA PARTY!

Average Joe and ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay hit the ring.  Average Joe armdrags GreenPete over.  Neck breaker.  McAvay hits a Bulldog out of the corner on Rube and calls for his seven iron from his caddie Tromeo.   The GWO has it well scouted and blocks Tromeo.  Brock Cole Lee tosses Rube a flower pot and he smashes it over Koteen’s head.  Rube locks in the Grapevine submission and Koteen has no choice but to tap.

WINNER: Green World Order @ 9:23

Mitt Romney Speaks
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein corrals Mitt Romney about the match and asks him about Rick Santorum’s chances tonight.  Romney says Santorum is at the at the desperate end of his campaign and is trying in some way to boost his prospects.  And frankly, misrepresenting the truth is not a good way of doing that.

Romney: He’s far behind in the point count. If you look at the math of how many points he’d have to win to become the nominee, it’s a very difficult road for him. And so, at this stage, he’s looking for some way to try and gain ground. I understand that. But I would hope you’d use truth as one of the pillars of your strategy as opposed to trying to come up with one attack after the other that, frankly, has been determined by those who take a careful look from the outside to be inaccurate.

Rush Limbaugh Promo
Rush Limbaugh comes out and he’s got a few things on his mind.

Limbaugh: One week after launching this all-out attack on your expertly trained broadcast host, me, El Rushbo, with talent on loan from God — a sure winner!  Going to launch Obama and the Democrats back to electorate success! What happened? It wasn’t a big winner for them. Didn’t work out the way they had all envisioned, didn’t and hasn’t worked out the way they had all hoped.  The excitement, the thrill, the anticipation. They said ‘Limbaugh’s finished, we’ve got the women back, we’re marching on the victory. It’s a done deal.

Limbaugh lights up an Arturo Fuente Don Carlos cigar, probably breaking some law regarding smoking indoors, and continues.

Limbaugh: Obama lost ground with women. I can’t begin to tell you the dismay and the shock and probably panic that exists in the White House and in the salons of the elites of the Democratic Party over this.  They didn’t even consider this a possibility. This never entered their mind. This was going to be the end — not just of me, folks … the end of talk radio.

Limbaugh smiles and finishes by saying the Democrats can’t get rid of him…no one can get rid of-

*Def Leppard’s ‘Tear It Down’ plays*

‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Suave: WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!

Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – I can’t wait another day
Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – If only you could stay
All night long

Limbaugh drops the cigar as the Extreme Equalizer bolts for the ring.  Limbaugh slides out and flees up the ramp with WTF close behind.

Why should you buy this book?

#showplug Jesusland v Progressiveville isn’t predictable partisan trashing of other side like other political books nor does it pander to the fringes of both sides like most books do. #tlot #tcot

#showplug Jesusland vs Progressiveville parodies the very ones responsible for over the top devisive political discussion: Markos Moutilsas, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Ann Coulter, Ed Schultz, Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, among others.

#showplug Our cover w/ @SarahPalinUSA and @KeithOlbermann sums up what our political discourse has become. #election2012 #politics #tlot #tcot

Brought to you by the same demented bunch behind Political Championship Wrestling, Jesusland vs. Progressiveville is a political satire about the sorry state of American politics.

Available at Amazon.com and other online bookstores.

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MAIN EVENT:
Yamamoto Tanaka (R) w/’The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA)
vs.
Magnum PO’d (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
vs.
A. Tom Bomb (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA) and Daisy Cutter-Bomb

Wild three way action as all three wrestlers fight as if their lives depended on it.

Eventually, Magnum gets eliminated at the 6:03 mark via pin by A-Bomb.

…Tanaka eats a boot to the face.  Knee clip by A-Bomb and cover…1…2…Tanaka powers out.  A-Bomb goes for the Atomic Power Bomb but Tanaka blocks it.  Tanaka charges. MISSES! Tanaka staggers out of the corner…ATOMIC POWER BOMB!  Romney calls for help but Santorum comes over and battles him on the ring apron.   A-Bomb lifts Tanaka a second time…ATOMIC POWER BOMB #2!   Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit runs to the apron (why), and eats the rope assisted DDT from Daisy Cutter-Bomb.

A-Bomb covers! 1…2…3!

WINNER: A. Tom Bomb @ 11:30

Santorum hits the ring and celebrates with A-Bomb and Daisy Cutter-Bomb.

Points Update:
Romney 474, Santorum 228, Gingrich 137, Paul 64

Wild in Wichita Results
Charles Koch Arena
Wichita, KS
Saturday March 10th, 2012

Radishing Rick Rube- Agronomist (D) w/the Green World Order vs. K-Roy (R) – Rube made his PCW debut with the GWO and won when he smashed a flower pot over K-Roy’s head.

Miss USA (R) def. Emily S. List (D) – The crowd was really hot for Miss USA.  List came out and cut a promo about Republicans being anti-women douchebags and called Miss USA a douchebag for siding with with them.  Miss USA won with the Patriot Missile after Code Pink came out and accidently Glitter Bombed List.

‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (I) def. Steve Torino- King of Old School Sales.   Torino did a power point presentation before the match started and insisting that Scott didn’t know how to use the software so he kept showing him.  Scott got annoyed and then took Torino’s laptop computer and broke it over his head.

PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D) def. Lani Harlot (R) in a title match.  KRC got help from Union Maid (D) early on when Harlot locked in the White Trash Compactor and nearly forced her to submit.

‘PCW’s Queen of Extreme’ Valora Salinas (I) def. Brad Company (I)
-Post match, Valora cut a scathing promo on PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism following up on her beatdown on Chism Thursday night.

PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self-Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) def. Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic (AmHeart) -Post match, Big Union continued to attack Blackwell and Mike until Scott Walker (R-WI) came out with his Walker’s Rangers and made the save.

From Cheyenne, Wyoming: Yamamoto Tanaka (R) w/’The Massachusetts Redblood def. RINO-The Wonk Machine
-Tanaka made his stand in Wyoming and hit RINO with the Japanese SuperDestroyer for the win.  Romney was very pleased.

Wild in Wichita Match:
A. Tom Bomb (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA) and Daisy Cutter-Bomb def. Magnum PO’d (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA) and Texas Jack (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX)

PCW Super Tuesday Spectacular- Hour 2
Battelle Hall
Columbus, OH
Tuesday March 6th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave recaps hour one:

-Rush Limbaugh‘s ‘apology’ to Sandra Fluke

-Mitch Thomas- American Taxpayer vs. Big Oil (R) of Corporate Might w/Kirk Walstreit and Gordon Guyko

-Miss USA‘s return to PCW

-PBR (I) w/Chief vs. Kirk Walstreit (R) of Corporate Might w/Big Oil and Gordon Guyko

-Valora Salinas goads PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ into defending his title tonight

Magnum PO’d (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA) Promo
Magnum is staring at Gingrich.   He says, Tanaka, Texas Jack, A. Tom Bomb.  The worst thing that anybody could say to you is that I am better than you. “I’m tired of it.  I’m tired of listening to it.  I’m tired of listening to people saying Newt and myself can’t get the job done.”  Magnum is PO’d and tired of people calling Gingrich a failure.

Gingrich says he’s tired of people saying that he’s on the way out.  That he shouldn’t have been in the race in the first place. That bothers Magnum.  He says Gingrich is his friend and believes that Gingrich is the best candidate for PCW CEO.  “I’ll bet my Ferrari on it.”

Robyn Masters walks in.

Masters: “That’s my Ferrari.”

Magnum apologizes.

MATCH #3- PCW Television Title Match
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) (c)
vs,
‘PCW’s Queen of Extreme’ Valora Salinas (I)

Valora gets on the mic before the match and tells Chism she doesn’t need him or anyone else to help her get ahead.  She doesn’t need to go before the PCW Competition or Executive Committee like Sandra Fluke did and act like she’s entitled to #@#@.

Valora: I don’t need anyone when I’ve got myself.

…Chism is a bloody mess and Valora continues to beat him with a chair.  Both Skanky Rich Bimbettes are in tears as Valora nails him again with a chair shot.  Chism tries once again to head up the ramp to the back with the help of the SRB.  But Valora throws Kim and Chloe off the steps and grabs Chism by the trunks.  She flings him up and over the ring barricade.  Valora jumps on the barricade with the chair and jumps down.

*WHACK*

Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Code Pink and Emily S. List race down the ramp.  List spins Valora around.  *GLITTER BOMB*  Valora’s blinded and can’t see.  Code Pink jumps on her back and puts Valora in the sleeper.  Valora bends over and flips Code Pink off of her.

Peta from PETA (D) of the Green World Order runs down next.  She has a bottle of chloroform and sticks a hankerchief over Valora’s face.  That knocks her out.  Code Pink and List help Chism back to the ring and the referee proceeds to count Valora out much to the disgust of the crowd.

Chism then goes off on a profanity-laced rant against Valora dropping all kinds of unflattering and sexist barbs at her.

Suave: Whoa, whoa, whoa.  Isn’t this the same group who complained about Limbaugh?  Where’s the righteous indignation?

Chism and the SRB leave the ring.  He slaps Valora and then runs off when she begins to move.

WINNER AND STILL PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism via countout at 14:33

Suave is disgusted by what took place and blasts Chism.

Kirk Cameron Promo
Former Growing Pains teen star Kirk Cameron is in the ring with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.  The subject turns to homosexuality and Cameron says he thinks homosexuality is “unnatural and … detrimental and … ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization.”

This of course elicits differing reactions.  Then Left Wing talk show host Mike Malloy comes out and he’s ready for a fight.  Malloy mocks Christian tornado victims and taunts “their God keeps smashing them into little grease spots.”

*Def Leppard’s- “Tear It Down plays*

‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Suave: WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!

Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – I can’t wait another day
Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – If only you could stay
All night long

WTF runs down and grabs Malloy by the throat.  Lift.  Chokeslam.

Crowd: WHAT THE #$##!  WHAT THE @#$#!

The Extreme Equalizer then goes and gets a table and sets it up in the ring.  He lifts Malloy a second time and powerbombs him through the table.

Suave: HOLY CRAP!

WTF looks at Cameron who doesn’t look like he know’s what to do.  The Extreme Equalizer smiles at Cameron and then grabs him by the throat…lift…chokeslam.

Suave: If you believe in God, perhaps you should let him make judgments about gays instead of you.

MATCH #4- PCW Women’s Title Match
Kathryn Randall Collins (D) (c) vs. Miss USA

…Miss USA off the ropes…and right into a clothesline.  KRC covers and hooks the leg. Davey Keels counts. …1 …2 Miss USA escapes again.  Miss USA elbows KRC in the stomach.  Again, Miss USA off the ropes…flying shoulder block and that sends KRC to the mat.  Cover…1 …2 KRC escapes.   The Women’s Champion gets back to her feet.  KRC underhooks the arms…double underhook faceslam.  She covers  1…2…NO!  Shoulder up.  Miss USA pokes her in the eyes.  She’s up and trying to lift KRC for a suplex…but KRC reverses…she’s got Miss USA…EXPLODER SUPLEX!  And that one hurt Miss USA.  KRC drags Miss USA to the floor…AND HERE COMES CODE PINK AND EMILY S. LIST!

Suave: NOT AGAIN?

Code Pink Glitter Bombs Miss USA and she’s blinded.  The crowd again unloads its displeasure.  KRC drags Miss USA into the ring…lift…PERSONAL POLITICAL DESTRUCTION!  KRC cover…1…2..3.

WINNER AND STILL PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (D) @ 17:21

Code Pink and List continue to attack Miss USA after the bell.  Once again, ’Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R) make the save and even the odds.  KRC, Code Pink, and List exit and head to the back.

The year is 2017. In a world where harsh divisions and economic strife have pulled the United States apart, Stacey Martin, Kate Wilson, and the Washington Freedom Force find themselves on the front line protecting the, now, free city of Washington D.C. and the American Reconciliation Summit- an attempt to reunite the fifty states into one country once again.

But when a multi-national mega-corporation with another agenda in mind attempts to disrupt the reconciliation talks, Stacey and Kate face their biggest challenge to date. With the future of a possible reconstituted United States in the balance, can Stacey and Kate stop the forces against reconciliation from undermining the summit? Or will the corporation make sure the talks suffer a cataclysmic, catastrophic failure of nuclear proportions.

Written by the irrepressible, onerous, and uber-mysterious Mr. A. Nominous, Jesusland vs. Progressiveville is a roller coaster ride of a political satire lampooning the sorry state of today’s American politics.

What other book features a parody of Les Miserables and Smokey and the Bandit in the same story?  And it features a scene with PCW too!

MAIN EVENT:
A.Tom Bomb (R) representing Rick Santorum (R-PA)
‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (R)- Mitt Romney (R-MA)
Magnum PO’d (R)- Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
Texas Jack (R)- Ron Paul (R-TX)

…again, Magnum PO’d is an early elimination.

A-Bomb and Tanaka brawl on the outside.  Tanaka clubs A-Bomb with a belt.  Tanaka slams A-Bomb to the floor.  Texas Jack stays in the ring.  Tanaka throws A-Bomb back into the ring and covers A-Bomb.  He miraculously kicks out at 2.  Tanaka goes for a choke slam. Texas Jack decides to get in on the action by hitting Tanaka with a steel-folding chair.  Tanaka gets dropped. Texas Jack goes after A-Bomb next.  But A-Bomb moves and grabs the chair away.  Chairshot to the back. Chairshot to the knee. Texas Jack tries to run- he gets a chairshot instead.  A-Bomb channels his anger into an absolute dismantling of Texas Jack.  A-Bomb bloodies Jack with a chairshot to the face. He lifts Texas Jack…ATOMIC POWERBOMB!  Cover…1…2…3.

Eliminated: Texas Jack (R)

Tanaka sneaks up from behind and locks on the figure four leglock and leans back into it. A-Bomb, face registering intense pain, tries to hang on. A-Bomb finally taps out and is eliminated.

Winner: ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka @ 18:09

Mitt Romney hops in the ring and raises his arms in victory.