Earlier this week, I addressed a very important piece of information that most who read it just blink their eye, shake their head and go on about business as usual. In 2012 business isn’t as usual – our Government not only reeks of corruption it now resembles Communism USA.
Here’s what Communists believe and why we keep hearing about a “New World Order.” We Communists believe that socialism is the very best replacement for a capitalist system that has served its purpose, but no longer meets the needs and requirements of the great majority of our people.” http://cpusa.org/
Obama’s immediate cabinet members and Czars are all connected to the long tentacles of Rothschild Zionists via Communism. None of us wish to discuss this subject because it’s terrifying to realize that we have allowed them to infiltrate our Government and Nation. Their goal is in layman’s terms is “A World Globalization.”
This isn’t political propaganda – this is the writing on the wall and to verify these statements let’s return to 2007. A man called Barack Obama appeared out of nowhere and was one of the Democratic Candidates for President of the USA – his Democratic opposition at this time was Hillary Clinton. The majority of us believed Hillary would be the Democratic Candidate.
Hillary received a good thrashing and was kicked under the bus, because “they” had preselected Obama a man without a history, a man without a past, an unknown who had been groomed for this position since the early 1990”s by none other than David Axelrod. They bought his Presidency – they filled his cabinet and gave him Czars, lots of Czars.
Some say Saltzman and others say Klutznick commissioned Axelrod to start grooming Obama for the Presidency back in 1991/1992. What we do know is this – someone was paying Axelrod during this time and it darn sure wasn’t Obama on a dinky community organizer pay.
Consider this – the ultimate goal of Communism is to replace the capitalist system and to create a dependency on the Government and render Americans helpless in the process. Recently they’ve accelerated their attacks on our Nation.
Here are a few major things to revisit since 2009 that will show deliberate, calculated moves to weaken our economy. In good faith we reluctantly gave the Government 787 billion dollars to ease the pressures of a horrific recession. We watched as AIG, Freddie, Fannie, GM and the big lending institutions gobbled up our money and blatantly paid out big bonuses and perks to the crooks with our money. We were irate, but we’d lost our voice.
Next was the Obamacare scandal, which took over a year for the Democrats to create behind closed doors. The Liberal News Media and Special Interest Groups helped the Obama Administration ram it down our throats. We’d been side swiped again, because Republicans were a minority and we the people had lost our voice.
Another distraction was the BP Oil Spill which resulted in thousands of jobs lost because the Obama Administration stopped all off shore drilling. We said no one has the right to deliberately deprive us of jobs, but he did and they did. They did it again with the Keystone Pipeline – suppressing us once again.
The Fast and Furious gunrunner operation has been nothing more than a political farce. The bad guys will get away and remain squeaky clean, while America bows their head in shame as we have observed one of the biggest criminal cover ups in our Nation’s history.
We’ve had front row seats to the Scott Walker rape by the Unions, Democrats and Obama. Unions have turned into political vultures and savages using Union dues to satisfy their voracious appetite for money. They use mob tactics, destroy public property, threaten business owners and yet they get away “scot free.”
Obama’s Administration has been in the attack mode since 2009. They’ve attacked our 2nd Amendment, our Religious freedom, our immigration laws, our Military and our Country. Three years later he remains unscathed.
We’ve lost more than our voice we’ve lost our way. For me, I’m going to pray to “God” and ask him to send us the right man who can defeat Goliath and I’m prepared to march around the White House as many times as it takes to remove the Obama Administration.
Tonight’s PCW show was to have started off with the big match between
Yamamoto Tanaka (R) representing ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) vs. Jim Schmidt (R) accompanied by Ron
Paul (R-TX). Except for one single, teeny-tiny problem…
BACKSTAGE The Republican Establishment in the form of Corporate
Might: Big Oil and
Kirk Walstreit (R) took turns stomping away at Schmidt. Big Oil lifted Schmidt
up and put him in the piledriver position and delivered an Oklahoma Driller on the floor.
Tanaka walked out grinning, thinking that he was about to have an easy
night. Then…this….
PCW Competition Committee Chief John Boehner (R-OH) in the
ring.
Boehner: As the leader of the PCW Competition
Committee, and since we have no opponent tonight for Yamamoto Tanaka…
Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!
Boehner: I have no other choice but to declare
Tanaka…and Mitt Romney…the-
Texas Jackruns down the ramp, passes Paul, and goes right to
the ring. He throws Boehner out and starts trading shots with Tanaka.
A referee slides into the ring and we’re off.
Suffice to say, Boehner goes off like that elf in the movie ‘Bad
Santa!’
No, not THAT elf! Well kinda…but no!
Okay. Yeah. That guy.
Meanwhile…
Texas Jack decks Tanaka with a left hand. He climbs the top
turnbuckle…SPLASH! Texas Jack hooks the leg…one…two…WHAT?
That’s right, Big Oil came to ringside and pulled the referee out.
Then it got even better…
Suave: “The crowd is pissed and rightly so.
Texas Jack is shouting at Big Oil. He doesn’t see Tanaka. HOLY CRAP!
From behind, Tanaka grabbed Texas Jack and dropped him like a bad
habit with the Scorpion Death Drop. But Tanaka wasn’t done yet…
Suave: Tanaka’s has Texas Jack on the top
rope…no…no…JAPANESE SUPERDESTROYER! Tanaka covers…Boehner’s in the ring…he
makes the count…1…2..3.
WINNER: Yamamoto Tanaka (R) @ 14:02
Suave would call for the police to come down after Big Oil, Kirk Walstreit,
and PCW Champion Daniel-San hit the ring and beat on Texas Jack.
Er, no. I don’t think he’s coming to Texas Jack’s rescue. I don’t think
he’s coming to anyone else’s rescue either to be honest.
But someone else did…
Suave: IT’S A-BOMB! IT’S A-BOMB!
A. Tom Bomb (R) w/Daisy
Cutter-Bomb
The crowd pops when A-Bomb, bandaged up from his beatdown Thursday night, and
Daisy Cutter-Bomb runs to the ring. And he’s on…
…yeah, something like that.
A-Bomb pulls Daniel-San off Texas Jack. Daniel-San swings;
A-Bomb ducks and then whips him through the ropes to the floor. Walstreit comes
over- Daisy intercepts and kicks him in the balls. Then she takes his breath
away with a devastating Daisy Cutter Powerbomb. Tanaka and Big Oil retreat from
the ringwhen the Tea Party: Average Joe, ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay, and NRA
show up as well.
—————————————————-
The year is 2017. In a world where harsh divisions and economic strife
have pulled the United States
apart, Stacey Martin, Kate Wilson, and the Washington Freedom Force find
themselves on the front line protecting the, now, free city of Washington D.C. and the American Reconciliation Summit- an
attempt to reunite the fifty states into one country once again.
But when a multi-national mega-corporation with another agenda in mind
attempts to disrupt the reconciliation talks, Stacey and Kate face their biggest
challenge to date. With the future of a possible reconstituted United States in
the balance, can Stacey and Kate stop the forces against reconciliation from
undermining the summit? Or will the corporation make sure the talks suffer a
cataclysmic, catastrophic failure of nuclear proportions.
Written by the irrepressible, onerous, and uber-mysterious Mr. A.
Nominous, Jesusland vs. Progressiveville is a roller coaster ride of a political
satire lampooning the sorry state of today’s American politics.
———————————————
And of course, next came the obligatory Jesusland vs. Progressiveville match
to promote the book.
MATCH #2
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
(I) w/Rah vs.
Happy Mango (I)
But! Before the match could get started, David Brock of
Media Matters For America comes out and interrupts the proceedings. Brock, who
is parodied in the book as well as most of the main political ‘stars’, is not
happy about his portrayal.
David Brock: That is not fair. You equate us as being
no better than the lying conservative scum who-
Excerpt from Jesusland vs. Progressiveville:
A man
wearing a white shirt with black pinstripes stood up. “Ma’am, given the fact
that there appears to be some significant movement forward from the initial
meetings, how long will it be before there will be some sort of official
announcement?”
“It’ll be soon.”
“A follow up,” the reporter said. “Just how soon?”
“Really, really soon.”
“We object!”
Amy sighed and pointed to two men who shot up out of their chairs.
“What?”
“Eric Boehlert,” the man on the left said.
“David Brock,” the man on the right said.
“We’re from Media Matters for America,” Boehlert said.
“What’s your question?” queried Amy.
Brock answered, “We protest the fact that you allowed the last reporter, who
works for the Wall Street Journal- known for its bias towards conservatives, to
ask a follow up question. That validates his first question which we see as
slanted towards a conservative viewpoint.”
Amy scratched her head. “He asked a perfectly reasonable question.”
“We object to the fact that you are allowing the right wing to spew their
hate filled propaganda,” Boehlert said.
Brock added, “You’re helping to push the conservative’s extreme agenda by
giving their questions such credence.”
Amy considered her options. “Hey, guys? Look. I am not biased in any way.
Hell, I’m a big fan of the Dixie Chicks and I feel that what’s happened to them
is a crime. So-”
“I OBJECT!”
Amy’s eyes fluttered and she shook her head. “All right, who are you?”
“Noel Sheppard. NewsBusters. We take on and fight liberal media bias.”
“And what do you want? Are you implying that I’m somehow biased?”
“Yes,” Sheppard said matter of factly. It’s a well known fact that liberals
use their sympathizers in the media to further their left wing agendas.”
“All I said was that I was a big fan of the Dixie Chicks. And what happened
to them was a crime.”
“So you agree with the Dixie Chicks,” accused Sheppard. “I knew you were
biased.”
“What?”
“SHE’S BIASED!”
Amy glared at Sheppard.
———————-
Of course, Brock again takes great exception at the comparison and threatens
to put Political Championship Wrestling and the author of Jesusland vs.
Progressiveville, Mr. A. Nominous, on his enemies list. And then the most
peculiar thing happened…
Okay, okay. More peculiar than the Beach Boys getting back together for
their 50th anniversary.
Suave: “Some guy with a bow-tie is running to the ring!
Wait a minute? Is that Paul Simon?
The Late Senator Paul Simon (D-IL)
Suave: No, wait. He’s dead. I don’t
believe it. Is that Tucker freakin’ Carlson?
Tucker freakin’ Carlson (R)
Carlson has a chair and hits the ring. He blasts Brock with the steel
folding chair. Then something even more inexplicable than the Beach Boys
reuniting and Tucker Carlson doing a run-in takes place…
Alan Dershowitz
Suave: “ALAN DERSHOWITZ?
Dershowitz hands the referee some sort of warrant.
Suave: What the hell is that? A steel folding
chair warrant? Is that anything like the ‘torture warrant’ that Dershowitz once
advocated?
Apparently so. After delivering the warrant, Dershowitz takes the chair from
Carlson and whaps Brock with it. Then he took the microphone.
Dershowitz: “…let me tell you, Max Blumenthal and Media
Matters will be singlehandedly responsible for [Obama] losing the PCW CEO race.
They [the Democrats] cannot win and keep this affiliation with them [Media
Matters].
So after all that, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin hit a Pizza
Cutter on Happy Mango three seconds into the match. She made the cover and got
the pin.
WINNER: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin @ :06
Next, backstage PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein talks with Mrs.
Miyagi about the break up between her and Daniel-San. Except for the fact that
Mrs. Miyagi really isn’t in a talking mood. At least until Daniel-San shows
up.
Daniel-San: Look, I didn’t care for the way
this whole thing went down. That’s my fault. I’m sor-
Yep. cue John Creese and his Cobra Conservatives walking in to
interrupt the PCW Champion.
John Creese:Mercy is for the weak, Daniel-San. Haven’t
you gotten that through your head? Boys…
Cue the obligatory Cobra Con attack on Mrs. Miyagi. Except Mrs. Miyagi wipes
the floor with Johnny, Dutch, Tommy, and Jimmy. So Creese sweeps her leg and
tells Daniel-San to take her out. Daniel-San slaps on the Labell Lock and by
the time Halitosis- the Insane Luchador with Horribly Bad Breath, can reach her
she’s unconscious.
MATCH #3- PCW Television Title Match ‘The One Man
Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
(c) vs. Mitch Thomas- The American
Taxpayer
Of course, Chism wins easily as the American Taxpayer is screwed from the
start when the announcement is made that the national debt will be a trillion
dollars more in a decade than originally forecast.
WINNER AND STILL PCW Television Champion: ‘The One Man Hollywood
A-List’ Stone Chism (D) @ :57
It’s important to know what we’re facing in the 2012 Presidential Election and crucial that we get a grasp on who our enemies really are – most of us will concentrate on selecting the right candidate to represent us in 2012. But there is a much bigger picture that probably should be addressed before we’re blindsided again by the Liberal News Media.
This article addresses a few of Obama’s Czars today and the Federal Reserve – it will require due diligence on all our parts to find out who controls our Government. All of the people referenced here are Jews and most are connected to the Rothschild group or Zionists as they’re called.
Global Warming Czar – Carol Browner attempted to hide her involvement with a Socialist group, but her DNA remains; she advocates global governance believing wealthy Countries must lower their economic status to address climate change.
Car Czar - Steven Rattner is director of Obama’s Presidential Task Force on the Auto Industry. Another bad apple connected to Rothschild and executive of Lehman Brothers, Morgan Stanley and Lazard Freres (All Jewish owned banks.)
Guantanamo/Military Jails Czar – Daniel Fried is a Clinton redo and appointed by Obama to give relief to the terrorist detainees in Guantanamo Bay. A Rothschild enthusiast and not the kind of person we want running any portion of our Government.
Here is more of Obama’s dirty Czar list and they all have ties to Rothschild. Kenneth Feinberg, Larry Summer, Cass Sunstein, Alan Bersin and Todd Stern and Obama’s dirty Czar list seems to be unending.
These Czars have a carta blanche pass to do whatever they want while hiding behind closed doors. Congress appears to be powerless or maybe they just don’t care what the Czars are doing at any given time.
We all wonder who is the puppeteers behind the Federal Reserve – they’re very illusive and difficult to track, but here again we find that common denominator (Rothschild) They have misused the Jews for many moons and hid behind their religion; it’s only a mirage, a cover up in their attempt to implement “A New World Order.” Here’s a who’s who in the Federal Reserves.
Benjamin S. Bernanke, Chairman – JEWISH
Donald L. Kohn – JEWISH
Kevin M. Warsh – JEWISH
Randall S. Kroszner – JEWISH
Frederic S. Mishkin – JEWISH
For a complete run down on the Federal Reserve go to:
75% of the twelve “District Banks” are controlled by Jews attached to Rothschild Zionists. Who Owns the Federal Reserve Banks, well look no further they are owned by Jews Rothschild Bank of London. Not surprising Chase Manhattan of NY (David Rockefeller) is included. In fact the New York Branch is all powerful.
Check out our board members running the Federal Reserve:
We must face this corruption head on and probably one of the best things we can do is vet and hand pick the men and women who will control our House of Representatives and our Senate.
2012 is going to be much more difficult then 2010, because it is a Presidential year and there is no limit to their money – their power rests in the positions they hold.
I don’t know the answers, but I know God is alive and well and if we but ask he will give us the wisdom and guidance to see us through the relentless onslaught of those who want to destroy our Nation.
It’s time to find out who is behind Obama; we all
know that one man could not single handedly steal 787 billion dollars from us
and redistribute it without the assistance and direction of others. Nor could one man increase our National
Deficit 5 trillion dollars in 3 years without the help of many, many others.
We know that one man couldn’t stop businesses in
their tracks without assistance from the inside. We know that one man couldn’t choreograph
the Fast and Furious gun operation, a covert operation that has caused the
murder of many innocent human beings.
We know that a man running for his second Presidency
term would not turn on the Churches, the military, the tea parties, the States –
no one in their right mind would behave in this manner unless there were ulterior
motives and he was being controlled, not in control.
Looking back over the past three plus years, it is strange
that neither Republicans nor the Democrats monitored our money, nor were any
one of them good stewards of the money that we loaned the Government.
From 2008 thru 2011 we watched the Liberal News, the
Republicans and the Democrats carefully prepare for the next saga of American
under siege. Daily, they dressed in their costumes wearing many hats and
presented to us a play by play blow as America was being devoured from the
inside out.
They distracted us and divided us pitting the poor
against the wealthy, races against races throwing in the race card, the Church
card, the blame card just for sound and effect.
Obama is the puppet, a creation, a product of many
evil puppeteers; he can’t move or breathe without explicit direction and
marching orders.
Some call him a Muslim, others an African American,
some say he’s a Heinz mixture and none of that really matters now as we head
into the 2012 Presidential Election, because he’s never been vetted and no one
knows who he really is, where he came from or what he has been doing for the
past 50 years.
But,
the most important question is this – who is behind the puppet and who pulls
the puppet’s strings?
Americans will not find out these answers in the
yellow pages, or at Occidental or Columbia colleges. In order to win the fight
in “Taking Our Country Back,” we must first know who the enemy is…
The first thing to check out is the people who are
in charge of our Federal reserve (Ben Bernanke,) the person in charge of our
Treasury (Timothy Geithner,) the Chief Financial Adviser (Larry Summers,) the
Chief Political Adviser (David Axelrod,) the Office of Management and Budget (Peter Orszag,) the White House Chief
of Staff (Jacob Lew,) Hillary Clinton and the majority of Obama’s Czars all
have one thing in common.
There is
one common denominator that will explain why we hear of a New World Order and a
new global regulatory system that would rule the World and why the FEDS remain
behind closed doors.
First clue
is George Soros and second would be Warren Buffet, the Old Republican
Establishment, the Liberal News Media and Democrats can fill in the missing
pieces if you but ask them or maybe they’ll turn tail and run. AMERICA WE ARE CONTROLLED – NOT IN CONTROL
Obama is sliding under the radar once again without being vetted; it’s most important to know the organizations that Obama was and is associated with because these organizations are some of the most corrupt and dangerous ones of our times. A lay person would not suspect a problem with these foundations because they operate under various guises. .
Gamaliel, Joyce, Wood and Annenberg Foundations show the power of false philanthropy. They pretend to care and support those in need by hiding under the pretext of working for the public good of our society.
Here’s what Webster Tarpley wrote in 2008 and if you read it, you’ll see the Obama shoe fits.
Obama has worked for the Gamaliel Foundation, the Joyce Foundation, the Woods Fund, and the Annenberg Foundation as a community organizer – a poverty pimp, a cynical opportunist who uses suffering people as a political commodity. The foundation strategy is divide and conquer, pitting blacks against whites against Hispanics against Asians, to prevent any challenge to Wall Street. Racist provocateurs like Wright and Pfleger, along with Weatherman terrorist bombers Ayers and Dohrn, Obama’s best friends, are cast in this mold. Rezko, Auchi, and Al-Sammarae represent the cesspool of Chicago graft and corruption in which Obama cavorts. 2008, by Webster Tarpley
The Joyce Foundation – pretends to be an environmental fund, but actually an activist foundation whose ultimate goal is to ban guns. What you see is not what you get!
The Gamaliel Foundation models itself after the activism of the 1960s radical Saul Alinsky, who authored the books Reveille for Radicals (1946), The Professional Radical (1970), and Rules for Radicals (1971).
Woods Foundation – responsible for defining Obama’s political identity and they support ACORN and the Gamaliel Foundation.
Most importantly all of these foundations are connected to the Communists, Marxists and extreme radicals. These foundations were conveniently wiped off of Obama’s resume and this explains his reluctance to go through a normal vetting process.
Here’s an article by Larry C. Johnson. He makes the connection between Ayers and Obama’s close associates disclosing Obama’s whereabouts for many years as he was climbing the Political ladder.
George Soros, Valarie Jarrett, Van Jones, Obama are very familiar with these extremist organizations. Open Society Institute — of George Soros — Arka Foundation, the Bauman Family Foundation, Marguerite Casey Foundation, the Ford Foundation for Freedoms Fund, W.K. Kellogg Foundation, the Surdna Foundation, the Tides Foundation, Peter B. Lewis, and others are hiding behind false cover of philanthropy.
Vetting in 2012 remains the most important and the most difficult job of our lives. We must diligently choose candidates who aren’t connected with any radical organizations -that will require a massive amount of homework.
PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Imperial Bowl Pittsfield, MA
Thursday February 9th, 2012
Announcer:
Johnny Suave
Suave welcomed everyone to another edition of PCW Politics is War. He
reviewed what went down Tuesday night at PCW Minnesota Mayhem:
-the preemptive attack on the Right Rev. Randy Richardson
(R), representing Rick Santorum (R-PA) and the God Squad by ‘The
Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt
Romney’s (R-MA) wrestler Yamamoto Tanaka (R) and the Republican Establishment.
-the surprise return of A. Tom Bomb (R). Accompanied by
long time valet, Daisy Cutter-Bomb,
A-Bomb laid waste to Tanaka, K-Roy (R)- representing Newt Gingrich, and Magnum PO’d (R)- for Ron Paul (R-TX) to sweep through the Minnesota Mayhem match
on behalf of Santorum.
Suave announced that Jesusland
vs. Progressiveville, the novel featuring two wrestlers from Political
Championship Wrestling (‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Rah!),
was released on Kindle earlier today.
The year is 2017. In a world where harsh divisions and economic strife
have pulled the United States
apart, Stacey Martin, Kate Wilson, and the Washington Freedom Force find
themselves on the front line protecting the, now, free city of Washington D.C. and the American Reconciliation Summit- an
attempt to reunite the fifty states into one country once again.
But when a multi-national mega-corporation with another agenda in mind
attempts to disrupt the reconciliation talks, Stacey and Kate face their biggest
challenge to date. With the future of a possible reconstituted United States in
the balance, can Stacey and Kate stop the forces against reconciliation from
undermining the summit? Or will the corporation make sure the talks suffer a
cataclysmic, catastrophic failure of nuclear proportions.
Written by the irrepressible, onerous, and uber-mysterious Mr. A.
Nominous, Jesusland vs. Progressiveville is a roller coaster ride of a political
satire lampooning the sorry state of today’s American politics.
Excerpt from ‘Jesusland vs. Progressiveville’:
Suddenly,
the lights turned off and a small spotlight illuminated the door. A man dressed
in a suit and bow-tie walked in. “Ladies and gentlemen,” he said in an
announcer-type voice.
Lingerie Girl facepalmed herself. “Oh no. Not him.”
“I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of
all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the
day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to
honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into
the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such
shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the 1950s. And just for your
reference, he is, for 28 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego’s most
enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival
celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not
important…”
“Does he really have to do this?” asked Ninja Kitty.
“Apparently, yes,” Lingerie Girl replied.
“…Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for
gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the Sunshine
God…RAAAAAAAAH!”
Lingerie Girl rolled her eyes.
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
(I) w/Rah
MATCH #1
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (I)
w/Rah vs.
‘American Girl‘ Sarah Mae
Smith (R) w/Harley Davisson
Smith challenged the whole concept of the book and blamed
the country’s problems on liberal Democrats. She called herself a ‘true
American’ and went after Martin before the bell rang.
[...Martin and Smith brawl on the floor. Smith gets a swinging bulldog on
Martin and drives the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl's face into the floor. From
behind, Davisson grabs Martin tiger driver! Rah protests to the referee.
Smith goes corkscrew legdrop but Tessa instinctively moves at the last second.
Rah helps Martin back into the ring and Smith follows suit.
Martin with an arm wrench, then a forearm smash. Legsweep faceslam brings
the American Girl down. Smith back up...PIZZA CUTTER! Smith pinned. The ref
starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
WINNER: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin @
6:45
BACKSTAGE
Mitt Romney held a ‘press availability’ (isn’t
that a press conference?) get together in the back and had this to say…
Romney: “I’d like to congratulate Rick Santorum on his win
Tuesday night. But in the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t mean a hill of
gourmet beans imported from the finest coffee fields in Colombia because I will
be the Republican taking on Barack Obama in the fall.”
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein then asked Mitt how it couldn’t
mean something after he went to great trouble to take out Rev. Richardson
earlier in the night. Romney disputed that ‘he’d’ gone after anyone. He blamed
the attack on Rev. Richardson on Santorum’s record when he was part of the PCW
Executive Committee. Bernstein again asked how. Romney replied, “… Santorum
never et an earmark he didn’t like, now when his wrestler (Richardson) gets
instead of doing the responsible thing and toeing the line on spending he goes
out and buys another wrestler (A-Bomb).”
Bernstein then asked if the win was a significant setback for Romney. Mitt
said it wasn’t because he really didn’t try to win that hard.
“I could have tried to win a lot harder, perhaps, but I didn’t so it really
doesn’t hurt me too bad in the grand scheme of things.”
Bernstein: “If you weren’t really trying that much, why did
you have Richardson taken out before the match?”
Romney sputtered around the subject and then declared he’d ‘try harder’
tonight. He then laid out a challenge to A-Bomb to face Yamamoto Tanaka
tonight and claimed that PCW Competition Committee Chief John Boehner (R-OH) had
already signed off on the match.
Out of nowhere, Code Pink runs out. She
tries to fire a Glitter Bomb at Romney but out comes Arizona’s Rough
Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former city police officers
fired for their extreme brand of justice, with Sheriff Joe Arpaio. They collar Code Pink and drag her away
before she can reach Romney.
‘The Massachusett’s Redblood then walked away with his entourage in search of
gourmet beans imported from the finest coffee fields in Colombia.
Then Mrs. Miyagi, former manager of the PCW Champion Daniel-San, walked out
with her new wrestler- HALITOSIS (I)!
Halitosis (I) with Mrs. Miyagi
‘The Luchador with the Insanely Bad Breath’ Halitosis
HT:
5’8, WT: 170, HOME: Cabo Wabo, Mexico
FIN: Breath of Death
MGR: Mrs.
Miyagi
Suave: It’s Halitosis versus…Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy? Who
the hell is Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy?
Another excerpt from Jesusland vs.
Progressiveville:
“EXCUSE ME!” Lingerie Girl sprang to her feet and
wagged her finger at Rah. “I’ll have you know that…hey…”
She looked down. Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy was affectionately licking her
feet.
“No! No, no, no!” Lingerie Girl said, pulling her feet back and then hopping
up and down. She bent down and rubbed the top of her foot with her hand to get
the slobber and drool off.
Suave: “Ew, lovely.”
MATCH #2
Halitosis (I)
vs.
Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy
(I)
[The bell rings...Halitosis kicks Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy in the groin.
Snap mare takeover. Headlock takedown. Halitosis...BREATHES IN NYE'S FACE!.
Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy drops to the mat. Halitosis hooks the leg. Referee
makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
WINNER: Halitosis @ :41
Suave: “Okay. First Newt Tron Bomb comes back Tuesday night
with his lethal flatulence otherwise known as ‘Silent, But Deadly.’ Now,
Halitosis? The WWE wouldn’t do this type of crap-”
Suave: “Okay. I take that back.”
Suave then talks about the major controversy from last week’s Super
Bowl.
The God Squad…
Rev. Oral Hinnrich
HT: 6-0 WT: 190, HOME: Biloxi,
Mississippi
FIN: P.O.C. (Power of Christ)
MGR: Sister Mary Marlboro
…then come out to complain about Madonna’s ‘inappropriate’ Super Bowl
halftime show.
Rev. Flambe: “Why can’t they bring in good, wholesome
entertainment?”
Rev. Hinnrich agreed. He suggested bringing back ‘Up With People.’
Suave: “Oh, dear. No. No, no, no…no.”
Backstage Vince Giordano, Vice President of the New Jersey Education
Association, spoke with Bernstein about his opposition to school vouchers.
Bernstein asked Giordano if it was fair for poor students to be stuck in failing
schools.
Giordano: “Well, life’s not always fair and I’m sorry about
that.”
Out of nowhere, the Jersey Boyz Vinnie and Frankie (R) tackle Giordano and
there’s a brawl when ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty of the
California Teacher’s Union comes to his aid. Chris Christie (R-NJ) came out and
delivered this diatribe:
Christie: “I cannot express how disgusted I am by that
statement. But I also have to tell you I’m not the least bit surprised because
I think it so succinctly captures what their position- their real position-
is.”
Suave: “For not being able to express his disgust, he’s
doing a pretty good job of expressing his disgust.”
Christie went on to call Giordano’s comments ‘puffed up rich man’s baloney’
and again the Jersey Boyz attacked- this time against the CTU. A referee came
out and we had ourselves an impromptu match…
MATCH #3
The California Teacher’s Union: Andy ‘The Foul Pole’
Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D)
vs.
The Jersey Boyz: Vinnie and Frankie (R)
w/Chris Christie (R-NJ)
[...Big Union: Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker hits the ring and takes
out the referee. James the Jeep Worker a jawbreaker on Vinnie. Big Labor
splashes Frankie in the corner. Giordano cheers as Frankie gets suplexed by Big
Labor. Inverted atomic drop on Vinnie by Golatta. Now, guillotine choke on
Vinnie. Christie in the ring! Big splash to James the Jeep Worker. Christie
decks Giordano from the ring apron and follows him to the floor. Wait! That's
Scott Walker (R-WI) and Mitch Daniels (R-IN) coming to the ring! And they're
bringing the Roy Boys! T-Roy and K-Roy hit the ring to even the odds. K-Roy
pokes Golatta in the eyes...Evenflow DDT by T-Roy! K-Roy drags Vinnie over and
puts him on Golatta for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
WINNER: The Jersey Boyz @ 9:30
Both tag teams barely have enough time to get out of the ring before both
A-Bomb and Tanaka come brawling down the ramp.
A. Tom Bomb (R) w/Daisy
Cutter-Bomb
[A-Bomb punches Tanaka over and over. Tanaka finally tackles A-Bomb and roll
around the floor. Then Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) run down
and start beating on A-Bomb. Walstreit hits with the back of his elbow while
Big Oil delivers a kick to the head. Daisy Cutter-Bomb jumps on Big Oil’s
back. He lifts her up and Samoan Drops her to the floor. Tanaka and Big Oil
whip A-Bomb into the steel barricade. Then Tanaka lifts him
up…PILEDRIVER.
Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”
Big Oil then delivers an Oklahoma Driller and finally security gets down to
the ring. Both A-Bomb and Daisy Cutter-Bomb are laid out on the floor as the
show ends.
Obama could never pass a security clearance Standard Form 86 by Secret Service, yet he remains our Commander in Chief. The one question that would be asked by the Secret Service throws him out of the mix before they’d get started with a thorough background check. Here’s the question: “Have you ever been an officer or a member of, or made a contribution to, an organization dedicated to the use of violence or force to overthrow the U.S. Government…?”
Another question that Secret Service would ask: “Are you now or have you ever been a member of any foreign or domestic organization, association, movement, group, or combination of persons which is totalitarian, fascist, communist, or subversive; or which has adopted or shows a policy advocating or approving the commission of force or violence to deny other persons their rights under the Constitution of the United States, or which seems [sic] to alter the form of government of the United States by unconstitutional means?”
These questions are up for grabs, because as you’ll see Obama’s past remains a mystery to most of us – most of us are the operative word s here, because there are persons who know where he’s been hiding, who his mentors have been and who his puppeteers are… Obama is the creation of a group of undesirables; he’s been molded and prepped for the job that he now holds since his early youth.
In 1966 Obama’s mother married for the second time; his name was Lolo Soetoro and he was an Indonesian. In 1967 Obama attended a Muslim School under the name Barry Soetoro for about a year and then 1968 was enrolled in a Roman Catholic school and in both schools the story goes that he was listed as a Muslim of Indonesian citizenship listing L. Soetoro as his real father.
At the age of ten, Obama’s grandfather handed him over to Frank Marshall Davis. Frank was identified as a member of the Communist Party USA. Obama referred to Frank as a mentor and father figure obviously showing affection and admiration for Frank.
His whereabouts from the age of 14 until he entered Occidental College is hazy. He attended Occidental in 1979 to 1981 and then transferred to Columbia. While he was at Occidental one of his close mentors and friends was Professor Roger Boesche who taught Marxism and other Radical ideologies. Obama’s other favorite professor was Lawrence Goldyn an openly gay liberal who was a mentor to Obama.
While attending Occidental the Students for Economic Democracy sponsored or chaired by Tom Hayden invited Obama to speak at one of their events. Tom Hayden authored the SDS political manifesto, known as the Port Huron Statement, which the group’s founding members adopted in 1962. Some interesting info on Hayden:
Here’s portion of the filth that Hayden wrote: “Disobey your parents: burn your money: you know life is a dream and all of our institutions are man-made illusions effective because YOU take the dream for reality. … Break down the family, church, nation, city, economy; turn life into an art form, a theatre of the soul and a theatre of the future; the revolutionary is the only artist. …
What’s needed is a generation of people who are freaky, crazy, irrational, sexy, angry, irreligious, childish and mad: people who burn draft cards, burn high school and college degrees; people who say: “To hell with your goals!”; people who lure the youth with music, pot and acid; people who re-define the normal; people who break with the status-role-title-consumer game; people who have nothing material to lose but their flesh.
Ayers, Rezko, Valarie Jarrett, Van Jones, Mark Lloyd, Cass Susstein, Bernardine Dohrn, Alice Palmer, George Soros, Reverend Wright and so many more are Obama’s mentors. He was immersed in Marxism, Communism and Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals” and it’s pretty clear that all of these people are the ones pulling the strings on the Obama puppet.
The next nine months are crucial and Americans must stand up and fight for their America because we’re headed down the same path as many of the Middle East Countries.
Obama is desperate and will continue distracting and dividing our troops; his class warfare can and will destroy us if we don’t unite and “take back our Country.”
Could Nevada be the new Florida in determining the winner of the 2012 presidential election? If Mitt Romney is the Republican nominee (and, yes, he is still is on track despite Rick Santorum’s surge) my hunch is Nevada will be the mother of all battleground states and here’s why.
Click on this map and you will see how Romney red wins with 272 electoral votes while Obama blue loses with 262.
However, the latest Real Clear Politics (RCP) average shows Obama leading Romney by 4.2%. This RCP poll average is growing in Obama’s favor. It was bumped up by two full points recently with the latest unemployment rate dipping to 8.3% which the Obama-loving press played up to sound like the rate had just dropped below 5%. Additionally, Obama’s growing lead could also be a signal how the GOP primary battle is hurting Romney’s chances. Unfortunately, this battle does not look like it will end anytime soon.
With all that in mind, click on this map to see how RCP views the national electoral landscape. It gives Obama a decisive 217 to 181 advantage right at the starting gate.
My Republican electoral victory theory with Nevada as the last grand prize is based on five important battleground states all turning to Romney. If any one of these five are won again by President Obama it’s game over, four more years.
The five, Florida, North Carolina, Virginia, Ohio, and Indiana are what I fondly call the red rogue states. Together they account for 86 electoral votes.
In 2008 Obama swept them all, while in 2000 and 2004 they all went for Bush.
For the sake of my fantasy theory, assume Romney is successful in these five red rogue states. Then, add their 86 electoral totals to the 180 electoral votes from the 2008 McCain states. Fortunately for the Republicans, the 2008 McCain states gained a net of six electoral votes in 2012.
(Texas gained four, while Utah, Arizona, Georgia and South Carolina each gained one. Missouri and Louisiana each lost one.)
Add 86 to 180 and Romney is at 266. So close yet so far.
Enter Nevada with six electoral votes up from five in 2008.
In 2008 Obama won it, 55% to McCain’s 43%. Bush in 2004 barely won Nevada 51% to Kerry’s 48%. Then in 2000 Bush was stronger against Gore, 50% to 46%.
Those six electoral votes from Nevada bring Romney to 272 and a seat in the Oval office. (270 are needed to win)
Why do I think Nevada is winnable for Romney given Obama’s 12 point victory there in 2008? Here are a few reasons.
First, Nevada’s Mormon population is 6.5%. If they vote in a block, which is most likely, that gives Romney a huge boost up front.
Second, Nevada has the nation’s highest unemployment rate at 12.6% according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Will Obama’s 2008 hope and change leave Nevada voters hoping for another change in the Oval Office?
Third, are voter registration statistics.
According to the office of the Nevada Secretary of State in January 2012 there were 447,881 registered Democrats and 400,310 Republicans — roughly 10% more Democrats. Then factor in 172,463 non-partisan voters and 48,972 independents for a combined total of 221,435 “up for grabs” voters.
With Nevada’s high unemployment rate is it plausible that 65% of the 221,435 non-aligned voters could break for Romney, leaving 35% for Obama?
If so, that means Romney wins 544,242 to Obama’s 525,383. This assumes all the registered Republican and Democrat voters stay with their party, which of course will not happen, but just how much crossover to expect is difficult to predict at this time. However, you get the idea what it will take for Romney to win.
(Note: there are a total of 1,082,705 registered voters in Nevada. Green, Libertarian, and other comprise 13,079 which are not included in these totals mentioned above. However, if all 13,079 voted for Obama that would bring him to 538,462 compared to Romney’s 544,242.)
Any way you slice it, the general election in Nevada will be a nail biter, maybe even on the scale of Florida in 2000 without the hanging chads. But, considering these three factors Romney could be positioned to pull off a victory.
Here is my favorite Republican victory equation for 2012:
McCain’s 2008 states with net six, plus five red rogue states, plus Nevada’s six with 65% independent vote = 272
Now I know what some of you are thinking, “There is another way for this equation to work,” so here it is.
Let’s say Obama wins Nevada, or rather the unions and Senator Harry Reid “win Nevada” for Obama. Fortunately for Romney, there is another influential little state, where he has a vacation home that just happens to have the last four electoral vote pieces he needs to complete the White House puzzle.
So let’s try this equation once again… McCain’s 2008 states with net six, plus five red rogue states, plus New Hampshire’s four electoral votes = 270.
Then you might imagine how “Live Free or Die” — New Hampshire’s famous Revolutionary War slogan, will be infused with new meaning on election night.
Maybe we should finally get around to doing a little vetting of the Democratic President who in fact just happens to be running for a second term. He’s a hard scamp to keep track of, we know from 2008 that most of his immediate friends looked like America’s Most Wanted.
Let’s first revisit Maxine Water’s comments back in September 2011 when Obama spoke to the Black Caucus; that was the speech when he told them to stop grumbling, crying and complaining. Maxine said, “And he never would say that to the gay and lesbian community who really pushed him on Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. In response to Maxine’s concern, Obama never plays a friendly poker game as you’ll see – this isn’t vetting about sexual orientation, but it may in fact be an influencer.
She’s right about special treatment to the Gay Community – Obama now is supporting civil unions, he slid the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” in the backdoor. He introduced the Uniting American Families Act and he actively encouraged the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services to get involved and serve the lesbians, gay, bisexual, transgender citizens.
Obama has concentrated on the Gay Community while pretty much ignoring the African American Community. Remember the controversy when Obama Barack Obama’s nominated Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court.
In 1993, Obama joined Davis Miner Barnhill & Galland a law firm that represented subsidized housing developers eager to tap into government funds available to reconstruct public housing and Rezko was a client. Obama was obviously more than a casual acquaintance of Rezko. In fact after Obama became Senator in Illinois, he crafted a letter for Rezko supporting the Davis/Rezko housing development. What a tangled web – both Rezko and Davis soothed Obama’s itchy palm with campaign contributions.
Obama knew Bill Ayers, they weren’t just tea and crumpet buddies, Barack appeared on panels with Ayers (arranged by Barack’s wife Michelle), served on a foundation board with him and held a 1995 campaign event at the home of Ayers and his wife, fellow terrorist Bernardine Dohrn. Ayers gave money to Obama’s campaigns too!
There’s way too many persons of interest on Obama’s “most wanted list” so let’s fast forward or should I say revisit the 20 year Obama and Rev. Wright relationship. For a number of years Obama enjoyed Reverend Wright’s Church and “God damn America” sermons, and formed relationships with three men who were members of a club (DLC) that the old Rev established in his Church for the “Gays.”
How shrewd of the Reverend to name it the DLC club Down Low Club) – that was merely a guise for most people thought it was the Democratic Leadership Council. Shortly after Obama announced his Presidential run in 2007, two gay men both friends of Obama from the DLC club were brutally murdered in 2007. The police never solved either murder and that’s the end of that story.
Obama’s body man at that time was, Nick Colvin who was rapidly removed from the Obama camp due to insinuations of sexual relations between the Senator and Presidential Candidate (Obama.)
Immediately after Nick Colvin was dismissed, Obama latched on to Reggie Love. Reggie was his new personal trainer and accompanied Obama to the White House as his new “Body Man.” When De Facto White House chief of staff, Pete Rouse heard that Reggie had potential sexual problems at Duke and UNC, good old Pete packed Reggie’s suitcase and threw him out of the White House.
So the gory story goes on – according to hundreds of sites on the Net, Rohm Emanuel and Obama frequented a “gay club” called Man’s Country. I don’t believe there’s a white man in this USA who would stand up and verify that information, but it appears that Rohm and Barack were frequent flyers at Man’s Country.
So you say how is this connected to Obama? Well Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-Conn)’s pollster husband from Greenberg’s consulting firm was a prime architect of BP’s recent rebranding drive as a green petroleum company. The story goes that Rosa out of the goodness of her heart let Rohm Emanuel and Obama use the basement part of the condo. I’m sure the two enjoyed having a hideaway until they found the condo was under heavy surveillance and both knew at that point and time they’d been literally caught with their “pants down.”
It’s important to note that BP graciously contributed $750-million dollar to Barack Obama’s war chest for the 2007-08 campaign. Possibly black mail and the $750 million dollar contribution may explain why Obama hedged and delayed an immediate investigation into the BP oil spill. James Carville and Chris Matthews were irate that Obama had let a month go by without lifting a hand – they both spoke about his lackadaisical attitude and negligence.
Something of interest, Jan.10, 2011 in a Washington, DC former top aide for Rep. Rosa, Ashley Turton was found dead insider her car after it burst into flames. Ashley was Rosa’s top aide for seven years and Dan Turton, husband of the deceased was hired by Obama as House of Representative Liaison in 2009.
There’s so much more vetting that should be done, but maybe, just maybe this will relieve Maxine Water’s mind and she’ll understand why Obama has been extremely attentive to the Gay community.
The second ever PCW ‘Roadshow Across America’ tour made a stop tonight in Minneapolis for tonight’s Minnesota Mayhem show.
‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) entered the arena in high spirits along with his wrestler, Yamamoto Tanaka (R). Tanaka has torn through the Republican competition since he switched sides and looked to continue that trend tonight.
Who looked to stem the Romney tidal wave? Rick Santorum (R-PA) and his charge, The Right Rev. Randy Richardson- the former Triple R, that’s who.
The Right Rev. Randy Richardson HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 235, HOME: Scarsdale, NY
FIN: Chairshot or Caneshot
…and said that he knows that his reputation precedes him. Richardson admits that he’s always been his worst enemy and that too many times in the past he’s cost himself the PCW title. Tonight that changes. Richardson claims he’s more at peace with himself right now then he’s been at any point in his career.
The crowd buzzed when the Japanese Superdestroyer Yamamoto Tanaka (R) ran out and delivered a preemptive strike on Richardson.
…Tanaka hits a frog splash on Richardson. Tanaka goes to the top and hits a flying sitdown splash.
Suave: “HOLY CRAP! HE’S GOING TO KILL HIM!”
Tanaka back to his feet and calls to the back. Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit, PCW Champion Daniel-San with John Creese and the Cobra Cons run to ringside. Big Oil spikes Richardson’s head into the mat with an Oklahoma Driller. Walstreit sets Richardson up and hits him with the Stock Market Plunge. Rev. Flambe and Rev. Hinnrich try to help out but Walstreit bats them away. Then he piledrives Rev. Flambe. Daniel-San clotheslines Rev. Hinnrich. Daniel-San hits a gut-wrench suplex on Richardson. Creese sets Richardson up and Daniel-San decks the Rev. with a Crane Kick. Tanaka drags Richardson onto the top turnbuckle.
Suave: “NO! SOMEONE STOP HIM!”
Yeah, too late. One Japanese SuperDestroyer later Richardson is out cold! For good measure, Daniel-San hits the shooting star press on Richardson and then splits with Creese and company.
So, Richardson gets taken out by Tanaka. Santorum goes to the back and berates Romney who feigns any knowledge of the attack.
MATCH #1
‘New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor (D) of Politically Correct w/ Soccer Mom (D)
vs.
T-Roy (R) w/former head of the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure Karen Handel
[Elbow Drop on Thomas-Taylor by T-Roy. Soccer Mom climbs to the ring apron. She distracts T-Roy and ... BOOM- New Age Sensitive Guy blasts T-Roy in an old school sensitive area. Then the new group Planned Parenthood (Democrats Jordan Metzger and Kendra W. Wallace) hit the ring and tackle Handel to the mat. Metzger punches T-Roy repeatedly while Wallace wrestles with Handel on the mat. Shoulder tackle by Thomas-Taylor on T-Roy and the New Age Sensitive Guy apologzies afterwards. Metzger with a Neck Breaker. Wallace spins turns Handel around and boots her in the ass. Thomas-Taylor goes for the pin...1 ...2 ...3 ]
WINNER: ‘New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor @ 8:20
Post match, the beatdown continued and Planned Parenthood taunted Handel who was sprawled out on the mat.
Suave noted that Handel may not have handled her issues with Planned Parenthood very well.
Big Oil Promo Big Oil (R) claims that the end of the world is here because… GAS PRICES WILL GO BACK OVER $4 A GALLON BY MEMORIAL DAY! Big Oil laughs and calls everyone who complains about the rising cost of gasoline nothing more than a Big Oil wannabe. Big Oil pulls out a wad of cash and starts counting the bills. He points to all sections of the arena and says the whole arena was filled with Big Oil wannabe’s. Then as he leaves, Big Oil points some more people out in the crowd and calls them wannabes!
Suave: “Well, that sucks.”
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein in the back with Rick Santorum. Bernstein asks him with Rev. Richardson being taken out, who was he considering to take his place. Santorum, looking very concerned, responded that ‘he didn’t know.’ Then he turned and walked away.
Suave: “Well? That sucks for him.”
Suave then talks about PCW Champion Daniel-San’s recent appearance in Phoenix Wrestling as part of the CWC Ascension Tournament…
REPLAY: Daniel-San vs. Graham Clausen vs. James Stall
(courtesy of Phoenix Wrestling) [[Stall grabs onto Daniel-san and throws him out of the ring, before going back to Clauson, who is up to his feet. A boot to the gut backs Clauson into a corner, where Stall starts to unload with some punches to the face, followed by boots to the gut, stomping a mud-hole into Clauson's chest. Clauson gets whipped across the ring, and Stall charges right after, but runs into a pair of raised boots. Stall stumbles away as Clauson gets onto the second turnbuckle, then dives onto Stall to hit a beautiful DDT!]]
Clauson gets up, all fired up after the big move. But here comes Kris Keebler to a series of boos, who’s holding a chair. He gets up onto the apron, but Clauson hits a superkick, knocking him down! But here’s Daniel-san with a roll-up!
1 . . Daniel-san hooks the tights! . 2 . . 3!!!
Winner, via pinfall on Graham Clauson, Daniel-san.
Suave notes that, of course, Daniel-San snuck in and took the pin from James Stall after Stall had done all the work.
MATCH #2
Arizona Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (R) w/Sheriff Joe Arpaio
vs.
Occupy Wall Street: Nate and Shane (D) w/Adam
[Ruff knocks Shane into the referee. Then Justice in the ring and sends Shane to the turnbuckle while Ruff follows with a splash. Sheriff Arpaio opens up a chair and puts it in the ring...Nate thrown into the ropes...Drop Toe Hold onto the open chair! Adam protests but can't stop Ruff's frog splash on Nate. Justice has the taser...*ZZZZZZAP* Nate drops and the referee makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
WINNER: Arizona Rough Justice @ 6:10
And then it was time for the Minnesota Mayhem match…
MAIN EVENT: Minnesota Mayhem Match
K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
Magnum PO’d (R) w/Robbyn Masters and Ron Paul (R-TX)
Yamamoto Tanaka (R) w/’The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA)
Rick Santorum came out next. Romney got on the mic and wanted to know where his wrestler was. Then…
*Avenida Revolucion by Chickenfoot plays*
Suave: “What the…are they back?”
A. Tom Bomb (R) w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb
The crowd roared at the return of A. Tom Bomb to PCW.
Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”
[...A-Bomb and Magnum PO'd still maintain control over Tanaka, hammering on his ribs at every opportunity. A-Bomb grinds his knee into Tanaka's back at the ten minute mark. Daisy teases a run-in as the crowd goes wild. Double vertical Suplex on Tanaka. But when they try to get him out of the ring, Tanaka stops them. Finally...]
Suave: “Wait a minute…not him, too.”
That’s right, it’s NEWT TRON BOMB (R). Suave frantically tries to find his gas mask as N-Bomb slides into the ring and sticks his ass in Tanaka’s face. Then…
Suave: “SILENT BUT DEADLY! SILENT BUT DEADLY! OH MY…THAT STINKS!”
Tanaka out. Both A-Bomb and Magnum cover…1…2…3.
Suave: “TANAKA’S OUT!”
Mitt Romney slams his fists on the ring and watches A-Bomb rolls Tanaka out of the ring. Then A-Bomb turns to Magnum and rocks him with right hand. He lifts Magnum up-…ATOMIC POWERBOMB! A-Bomb covers…1…2…3.]
Santorum bounces into the ring and holds up A-Bomb’s arm.
WINNER: A. Tom Bomb @ 8:25
Suave: “Santorum gets the big win here tonight! That’s all for PCW Minnesota Mayhem. We’ll see you on Thursday night for PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN!”