Are they two faced, or could they be worrying about job security? Republicans and Democrats have joined hands to expose the GSA pretending to worry about taxpayer’s money.

Now, the GSA team will be tarred and feathered for their abuse of taxpayer’s money and that a good thing, but this opens up a whole new can of worms for the Republicans and Democrats. The GSA will be the sacrificial lambs that Republicans and Democrats are offering to the people – it’s probably their one and only good deed for 2012 in fact for the past 3 ½ years.

Where were they when our stimulus money was handed out to Fannie, Freddie, AIG and GM? Why did they allow Obama and George Soros to collaborate on the distribution of our stimulus money? Soros and Obama thru a few under the table smooth moves managed to pad Soros Empire via Government contracts.

Now that they’ve come out of hiding, what will they do with Leon Panetta’s brazen misuse of American’s tax dollars? Leon added 860,000 to taxpayer’s charge card almost matching GSA in total amount of government waste and theft. Leon’s excuse was feeble and almost laughable if we could afford his extravagant tastes – it was spent to give him some downtime and recharge his battery. Will Panetta be sent to his room
indefinitely or will he just have to stand in the corner until it’s time to hop one of our jets and head home? I don’t care how he travels from now on – bus is fine with me, just stay out of our money Panetta.

It’s quite evident that Republicans and Democrats will pick and choose who they wish to put on public display as the culprits in Government Waste – Obama and his Administration are off limits. The fact that Obama stole from taxpayers and committed treasonous acts against our Nation will be relegated to the ancient history shelves never to surface again.

Americans should demand transparency and not another dollar of our money spent unless we are the decision makers. There should be an online website since Obama likes the Social media so well called Obama’s Accountability. Americans have the right to know how much of our money Obama is using for his Presidential Campaign – I don’t care how much Reagan, Clinton or Bush used in previous years; this is 2012 and we’re broke.

Does it really make any sense that we’re footing the bills for an extreme radical who has harmed our Country financially, economically, socially and emotionally? We need transparency and we need it now – this is our Country, not Obama’s and it’s time for us to take our Government back. Enough is enough!

Eric Holder is Obama’s boy and neither Democrats nor Republicans removed him from office when he orchestrated one of the worst crimes and scandals in the history of our Country. The question never was if he’s guilty or not – the Government knows beyond a doubt that he was the engineer behind the Fast and Furious gunrunner operation.

He started this operation in April 2009 and three years later he’s still the chief law enforcement officer of our United States. Check the DOJ website for hard facts!

He’s not even on a short leash anymore – Obama uses him as his pet watch dog to attack the States on voter ID laws, sue States who are being devoured by the drug cartels and illegal aliens and his biggest assignment from Obama is keeping a lid on Obama’s eligibility issues. The House of Representatives should have impeached Holder and Harry Reid’s Senate should have been forced to try Holder for treason, and other high crimes.

It’s time to put the House of Representatives and the Senate on notice that they have exactly 6 ½ months to get our house in order or they’re going to be removed one stinking politician at a time. We want accountability, transparency and Government Waste stopped.

Here’s but one example of waste – easy come, easy go what about that single bush in San Fransisco that cost 205, 075 for removal and we call these politicians responsible? They aren’t safe to send to the store for a loaf of bread!

May God Bless America
As Always,
Little Tboca

PCW Extreme Political TV
Rushmore Plaza Civic Center
Rapid City, SD
Monday April 16, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

Nancy Pelosi’s Office
PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins barges into Pelosi’s office and demands that she get the PCW Competition Committee overturn the stipulation from last week that gave Miss USA a title chance.

Replay: The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Sventlana Kovalevski vs.
Code Pink and Emily S. List- if the Mercenaries win Miss USA gets a title shot
against KRC
…KRC then interjects herself into the match by dragging Kovalevski out of the ring and List locks McGill up in the Abdominal Stretch. List, seeing McGill’s daughter ringside, starts taunting her. Then she lifts McGill up to body slam her and feels a sharp pain in her derriere. She drops McGill and turns around to see McGill’s 2 year old daughter smiling. List,
distracted, then gets walloped by a kendo stick shot by McGill and that’s all.

McGill gets the pin and Miss USA gets her title shot coming up Thursday night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN.

Pelosi doesn’t make any promises but tells KRC she’ll see what she can do.

Suave starts the show in the ring with the PCW Champion The Sanderman (D).  Democrats Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) accompany him ringside.

Replay: The Sanderman’s win over former PCW Champion Daniel-San at a
PCW House Show to win the title.

The PCW Champion says there is not one second  that he ever thought he was going to lose once he got in the ring with Daniel-San.  The Sanderman says he had the Democrats behind 100% his win proves that a true champ retains the will to win even through their most disappointing setbacks.  He says he hasn’t been in PCW all that long but he wondered how everyone would react after he won the belt.  The crowd cheers.

The Sanderman blasted Daniel-San for lashing out and making excuses. The crowd chants “What A Loser.”  Suddenly, the crowd roars as Yamamoto Tanaka (R) and Mitt Romney (R-MA) appear at the top of the ramp.  Tanaka strides down the ramp and climbs into the ring.

Suave announces that the main event for June’s PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 8 PPV will be Tanaka vs. The Sanderman for the PCW title!  The crowd roars again.

Tanaka nods and then offers The Sanderman a handshake.  The Sanderman accepts and then Tanaka boots him in the stomach.  Powerbomb.  Then he drags the champion to the top turnbuckle…JAPANESE SUPERDESTROYER!  Romney claps and then gets on the microphone to tell PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) to ‘start packing.’

MATCHES SIGNED FOR JUNE’S PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 8
PPV:
-PCW Television Title Match: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) (c) vs. Valora Salinas
-PCW Title Match: The Sanderman (D) vs. Yamamoto Tanaka (R)

MATCHES SIGNED ALREADY FOR
NOVEMBER’S PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2012:
Ohio- Sherrod Brown (D) vs. Josh Mandel (R)
Virginia- George Allen (R) vs. Tim Kaine (D)
Massachusetts- Scott Brown (R) vs. Elizabeth Warren (D)

(1) Daniel-San defeats Brad Company

Company, still waiting for the PCW Super Court to render its decision concerning health care, falls victim to the Labell Lock.  Post match, John Creese and the Cobra Conservatives attack Daniel-San again.

Mrs. Miyagi and Halitosis race down to make the save again.  But then…

Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost, black sheep brother

Tebow and suspended St. Louis Rams Defensive Co-ordinator Gregg Williams hit the ring and attack Halitosis.  Williams throws Mrs. Miyagi from the ring and Tebow then uses a lead
pipe on Halitosis’s knee.  Then he blasts him in the head with the lead pipe and then leaves with Williams after collecting a bounty from Creese and the Cobra Conservatives.

PCW Competition Committee Meeting
Pelosi makes the case that the stipulation giving Miss USA her title shot this Thursday night should be vacated.  Predictably, John Boehner (R-OH) is against it.  They vote and defeat
Pelosi’s measure largely along party lines.

Undaunted, KRC vows to take it to the PCW Executive Committee.

Suave talks about the recent controversy involving Pippa Middleton and the driver of a car she was riding pointing a gun at paparazzi.

M de Soultrait: “Pippa is a very good friend of mine and this gun affair is very silly. It was a children’s toy that the driver had in his car. Pippa thought it was funny. It is fine in France to do that and the police are not investigating,”

Suave: Ahhhh.  That explains France’s performance against the Germans in World War 2- toy guns.

Then famed rocker, ‘The Motor City Madman’ Ted Nugent strolled out with the other members of Politically Incorrect.

Politically Incorrect (from left): NRA, Andrea Doria (up), Al Cahall (down), and Nic Koteen

Nugent says the whole French thing is overblown and another reason that if Barack Obama is still the PCW CEO after November, he will be dead or in jail.

Suave: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Nugent: Our CEO, and legal counsel, our second in command, Hillary Clinton — they’re all criminals.  We’re Americans because we defied the king. … We are patriots, we are bravehearts. We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November like those Frenchy types did during the French Revolution.

Suave calls Nugent’s comments ‘strong’ (a vertiable understatement) and wonders if that will get the attention of PCW Secret Security force.

Box Suite Above the Arena
PCW Secret Security parties hard with members of the GSA.  Even Hillary Clinton (D-NY) is there swigging beers and dancing around.

Suave: Or maybe not…

(2) PCW Tag Team Non-Title Match: Scott Walker’s Rangers: The Walker Brothers- Ronnie and John (R) def. Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker

Post match, both teams continue to brawl with Ronnie Walker and James the Jeep Worker fighting into the crowd while John Walker and Big Labor fought in the ring.

PCW Executive Committee Meeting
Harry Reid makes the case to vacate the stipulation giving Miss USA her title shot Thursday night.  But the Republicans filibuster the measure and the Democrats can’t get the 60 votes
needed to stop it.

KRC angrily walks out of the room.

Backstage
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein talks with Miss USA about the upcoming match.  Miss USA tells Bernstein that she’s going to prove that a woman can be a mother and hold a career and the two don’t have to be mutually exclusive.

Ann Romney walks out to join the conversation.  Mrs. Romney offers to be in Miss USA’s corner Thursday night.  Bernstein notes that Hilary Rosen (D) is going to be in KRC’s corner for the match.

Miss USA turns Ann Romney down and says she doesn’t want to make this a political battle.  Besides, she’s got all the back up she needs in…

The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana
Kovalevski

The Three Stooges Appear
Larry (Sean Hayes), Curly (Will Sasso) and Moe (Chris Diamantopoulos) come out and entertain the crowd with their eye gouges, the nyuk nyuks, the open handed slaps and the other forms of physical comedy.  Suave wonders if the Three Stooges movie can unseat ‘The
Hunger Games at the box office.

Jennifer Lawrence (Katniss in the movie ‘The Hunger Games’) walks out and whips out her bow and shoots three arrows striking each Stooge.  The trio fall to the ground.

Suave: Guess that’s a no.

Why should you buy this book?

Jesusland v Progressiveville isn’t the usual predictable partisan trashing of the other side like other political books. J v P doesn’t pander to the fringes of both sides like most books do.

Jesusland vs Progressiveville parodies the very ones responsible for over the top devisive political discussion: Markos Moutilsas, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Ann Coulter, Ed Schultz, Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, Alec Baldwin among others.

The cover with Sarah Palin and Keith Olbermann sums up just what our political discourse has become.

Brought to you by the same demented bunch behind Political Championship Wrestling and not bought and paid for by big corporations or either political party, Jesusland vs. Progressiveville is a political satire that would be f#$@ing hilarious if parts of the book wasn’t painfully true about the abject dysfunction in American politics.

Available at Amazon.com and other online bookstores.

Back in the ring, Suave talks with Mitt Romney and Yamamoto Tanaka.  Romney says he is going to introduce the new face of PCW—a man who will carry the PCW banner for years to come.  The crowd boos as Tanaka raises his hands.

Tanaka, through an interpretor, thanks Romney and gets more boos from the audience.  Romney says Tanaka brings legitimacy back to PCW and he’s immediately interrupted by the PCW Champion The Sanderman (D).

The Sanderman doesn’t even bother with pleasantries as he charges Tanaka and a brawl ensues.  Romney bails as both men unload on each other.  PCW Security hits the ring to separate the two as the show ends.

Republicans gone missin’ again – in 2010 they received an injection of new blood energetic men and women ready to “take back our Country. But, the Old Republican Establishment gave them a grand welcome and shot them in the foot every time they stepped forward with a substantial idea that would strengthen our Nation’s foundation.

What the freshmen didn’t know is the Old Republican Establishment has been around for a long time and they’re happy basking in the sun, playing golf and living high on the hog off of taxpayer’s money. They actually black balled the freshman stars like Paul Ryan, Rand Paul, Allen West, Marco Rubio, Michelle Bachmann and played their usual game of politics just enough to throw the freshmen off their game plan.

Boehner kept stirring the pot, putting on a lot of nonsensical theatrics in an attempt to appease Americans using Obama’s favorite mode of operation, distraction and division of the troops. Boehner shed a few tears and jumped around like a hyena with hemorrhoids, but the X-rated theatrics was just a replay of their tomfoolery and monkey shines since Newt Gingrich left the White House.

Listening to Boehner’s update again this week was pretty much like listening to a teenager trying to explain away his over charged credit card. Boehner starts out by tattling on the Obama Administration and finishes by telling us that gas prices are high, inflation has kicked us in the butts and the economy stinks. It’s all show and go, nothing more or nothing less just a carefully planned canned speech so the Old Republican Establishment can just keep kicking the can down the road.

In 2009 Americans reluctantly handed over 787 billion dollars to the one some call Obama never to see the money again. Where were those bright eyed bushy tailed Republicans who promised to watch our backside and keep us safe? Gone Missin’!

Not one Republican watched out for us, because they were too busy sitting on their a- – - s enjoying the good life and spending our money. Americans were stonewalled and the Republicans in the White House have to take full responsibility for their negligent attitude – the Republicans didn’t have a clue, nor did they care where our stimulus money was going, who the beneficiaries were or whose pockets Obama was lining with our money during his redistribution spree.

They seem to think that they have some sort of political immunity when it comes to the oath Article VI of the Constitution specifies that members of Congress shall be bound by an oath to support the Constitution.

The Republicans go under the false assumption that telling Americans after the fact is just hunky dory and removes all responsibility from them as public servants working for the people. We heard about the GM scam after the fact. They told us about the “green company” scandals like Solyndra, Sun State, Fisker after millions of dollars have been confiscated never to be seen again.

They ooh and ah over the GSA scandal and the latest the secret service scandal in Columbia, but they’re always a day late and a dollar short – they feign shock every time Americans get hit below the belt. They tell us about the obscene bonuses being handed out to the Freddie, Fannie, AIG and Solyndra executives but once we’re told they consider their mission completed.

Congress knew about the Fast and Furious gunrunner operation before the murders of Brian Terry, Jaime Zapata and hundreds of innocent Mexican men, women and children because AIG sent Congress a memo discussing the changes that must be implemented, the lack of organization and dangers that the operation imposes, but not one Republican stood up and did anything about it.

They waited until Issa and Grassley blew the lid off the operation and then they half -heartedly demanded that Eric Holder resign.

When they succumbed to the pressures of the Obama Administration and talked us into raising the debt ceiling; they sealed that deal by promising frivolous Government spending would be ruthlessly cut to pay for the increase, but that didn’t happen. They allowed Elena Kagan to slip thru the cracks and become a Supreme Court Justice because frankly they were just too damn lazy to do their homework.

They’ve been missin’ since Newt Gingrich left our White House because once Newt was gone they revived their “Elite Club” fattened up their bank accounts and have been living happily ever after.

So America it’s time to “Take Back Our Country” for as Ronald Reagan said, To sit back hoping that someday, some way, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last – but eat you he will.
Ronald Reagan

Let’s quit feeding the crocodiles for they are eating us for breakfast, lunch and dinner one bite at a time. Stand up and fight for your children, grandchildren and generations to come and let’s restore our Nation to “One Nation under God with Liberty and Justice for All.”

May God Bless America
As Always,
Little Tboca

PCW Never a Dull Moment in Denver Recap
Ogden Theater
Denver, CO
Saturday April 14th, 2012

The show began with ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) coming out and taking an ad-hoc victory lap around the theater to celebrate his presumed coronation as the Republican opponent for PCW CEO ‘The Political Natural’ Barack Obama (D-IL) in the fall.

Newt Gingrich then stormed out and demanded a one on one match against Romney.  Gingrich then was grabbed by security and then forcibly dragged out of the building while shouting “THIS IS ALL FOX NEWS’S FAULT!”

(1) The Green World Order: Radishing Rick Rube- Agronomist and ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee w/GreenPete, PeaceNick, and Peta from PETA def. Politically Incorrect: NRA and Nic Koteen w/ Al Cahall and Andrea Doria with Guest Referee MSNBC‘s Rachel Maddow.

NRA nearly had the Extreme Vegan pinned but Maddow pulled up before finishing the three count.  Rube then broke a flower pot over NRA’s head and Brock Cole Lee hooked the legs for the pin.

After the match, the GWO forced the crowd to watch those hideous anti-smoking ads that’ve been playing on TV…

Anti-Smoking Commercial 2012

Charlie Blackwell of the American Heartland Coalition came out with his Les Miserables and offered his own graphic, hard hitting commercial.

1) A family leaves their house after it’s been foreclosed on by the bank
2) A husband and wife fight because money is tight and the bills aren’t getting paid
3) An employee is informed that he will not be getting a pay increase this year and should be just thankful he has a job.
4) The printing press keeps on printing money because Republicans and Democrats continue to spend it at record levels and run up huge federal deficits and debt.
5) Finally, the most disgusting part of the commercial, Republican and Democrat special
interest groups feeding from a large Federal trough paid for by the American Taxpayer.

Democrats The Sanderman- also PCW Champion and  ’The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism- PCW Television Champion run down to the ring at the same time the Republican Establishment (Corporate Might’s Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit) do.  They bump into each other and an awkward moment ensues.

Why should you buy this book?

Jesusland v Progressiveville isn’t the usual predictable partisan trashing of the other side like other political books.  J v P doesn’t pander to the fringes of both sides like most books do.

Jesusland vs Progressiveville parodies the very ones responsible for over the top devisive political discussion: Markos Moutilsas, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Ann Coulter, Ed Schultz, Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, Alec Baldwin among others.

The cover with Sarah Palin and Keith Olbermann sums up just what our political discourse has become.

Brought to you by the same demented bunch behind Political Championship Wrestling and not bought and paid for by big corporations or either political party, Jesusland vs. Progressiveville is a political satire that would be f#$@ing hilarious if parts of the book wasn’t painfully true about the abject dysfunction in American politics.

Available at Amazon.com and other online bookstores.

Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost, black sheep brother

(2) Tommy Tebow def. SNAFU in a hard hitting, hardcore showdown.

Post match, Tebow went up to former New Orleans Saints Defensive Co-ordinator Gregg Williams and collected a bounty for knocking SNAFU out.

PCW REWIND: May, 2011

Pippa Middleton dances in her bra for the PCW crowd.

Hilary Rosen (D) accompanied the PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D) to the ring.  Rosen points up to the box where Mitt Romney is celebrating with his wife Ann and mocks Romney saying his wife helped him understand the economic challenges women face.

Rosen: “Guess what?  His wife has actually never worked a day in her life.  She’s never really dealt with the kinds of economic issues that a majority of the women in this country are facing, in terms of how do we feed our kids, how do we send them to school, and why do we worry about their future.”

KRC then compares her to Miss USA giving up her career for over a year to have a baby with her husband.  KRC says Miss USA’s decision to put her family over her career is an affront to the women’s movement.

Miss USA

Out walks Miss USA flanked by the Mercenaries…

The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski

McGill, holding a kendo stick in one hand and her daughter’s hand in the other, and Kovalevski, carrying her son, challenge Code Pink and Emily S. List (D) to a match with a stipulation- if the Mercenaries win, KRC must put her PCW Women’s title on the line against Miss USA.  If they lose, Miss USA, McGill, and Kovalevski will leave PCW.

KRC accepts and the match is on.

(3) The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski w/Miss USA vs. Code Pink and Emily S. List w/PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D)

Code Pink goes for the glitter bomb early but it backfires – literally.  Pink blinds herself and she’s on the shelf for the rest of the match leaving List to fend for herself against McGill and Kovalevski.

Hilary Rosen tries to intervene but out of nowhere Ann Romney runs to the ring and tackles her. Rosen and Romney roll all over the ring causing ‘The Voice of PCW’ to shout:

Johnny Suave: “CAT-FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!  CAT-FIIIIIIIGHT!

KRC then interjects herself into the match by dragging Kovalevski out of the ring and List locks McGill up in the Abdominal Stretch.  List, seeing McGill’s daughter ringside, starts taunting her.  Then she lifts McGill up to body slam her and feels a sharp pain in her derriere.  She drops McGill and turns around to see McGill’s 2 year old daughter smiling.  List, distracted, then gets
walloped by a kendo stick shot by McGill and that’s all.

McGill gets the pin and Miss USA gets her title shot coming up Thursday night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN.

What do money markets, antiques, gold, corn, wheat, and stocks in companies like Google or Apple have in common? They?re bought by speculators.

And yet speculators, especially in oil, have become the bogeyman of economics. On tomorrow?s I Spy Radio Show (11-noon, kykn.com), we talk with Dr. Daniel Fine about America?s energy resources and energy policy. What role do speculators have in the price of oil?

And find out why those who think high gas prices might hurt Obama?s re-election may be in for a big surprise.

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Dr. Daniel I. Fine works with the New Mexico Center for Energy Policy. He is a longtime research associate at the Mining and Minerals Resources Institute, MIT. Fine is also a policy adviser on nonconventional oil and gas. He is co-editor of Resource War in 3-D: Dependence, Diplomacy and Defense, and has contributed to Business Week, the Engineering and Mining Journal and the Washington Times. Fine has testified on strategic natural resources before the U.S. Senate committees on Foreign Affairs and Energy and Natural Resources. In this speech, he discusses ?Shale Gas Wars: From Pennsylvania to North Carolina.?

PCW Extreme Political TV
Campbell-Chapman Sports Complex
Sullivan,
MO
Tuesday April 10th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave and his life
size cardboard cut-out of Shania
Twain

Suave introduces Arkansas Head
Football coach Bobby Petrino who walks out slowly with his neck in a brace
and his face all scraped up.  Suave asks him about the accident and why he
conveniently forgot to mention to AD Jeff Long that he had his 25 year old
mistress on the back of his motorcycle with him.  But before Petrino can answer,
some guy wearing an Arkansas Razorback shirt complete with Hog hat jumps Suave and
then challenges anyone to a match.

*Def Leppard’s
Tear It Down plays*

Suave: YES!

‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango
Foxtrot

Suave: IT’S THE EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY TANGO
FOXTROT!

Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – I can’t wait
another day
Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down –
If only you could stay
All night long

Crowd: What the @#$#!…What the @!##!

Petrino: Oh, snap.

(1) ‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot def. The Arkansas
Kid w/Coach Bobby Petrino
WTF grabs The Arkansas Kid by the
throat…lift…CHOKESLAM!  He puts his foot on his chest…1…2…3.

Crowd: PCW…PCW…PCW!

Post match, AD Jeff Long comes out.

Long: Coach Petrino.  You’re FIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!

BACKSTAGE
Rick Santorum (R-PA) enters the building with A.
Tom Bomb (R) and his entourage.

Suave: The hot
rumor is that Rick Santorum is suspending his campaign tonight.  Is this the end
of the Republican
contest?

(2) ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (R) def.
Daniel-San
Tanaka, Mitt Romney’s (R-MA) wrestler, came out when
Daniel-San called out John Creese and the Cobra Cons for attacking him last week
during his match against Steve Torino- Car Salesman.

…Each man grabs a chair and they trade dueling chair shots.  Creese helps
Tanaka get the advantage by kicking Daniel-San low from behind.

Mrs. Miyagi runs into the ring out of nowhere with Halitosis- The Insane
Luchador with the Insanely Bad Breath and protects Daniel-San.
Halitosis suplexes Creese on a chair.  Halitosis then grabs a chair but then the
Cobra Cons attack.  Creese pulls a metal spike out of his pocket and
jabs Halitosis in the head with it!  He blasts Mrs. Miyagi with a chair shot and
then nails Daniel-San with the chair as well.

Tanaka drags him to the top rope and ends the match with a Japanese
SuperDestroyer for the academic three count.

MATCHES SIGNED FOR JUNE’S PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 8
PPV:
-PCW Television Title Match: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’
Stone Chism (D) (c) vs. Valora Salinas

MATCHES SIGNED ALREADY
FOR NOVEMBER’S PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2012:
Ohio- Sherrod Brown (D) vs. Josh Mandel
(R)
Virginia- George Allen (R) vs. Tim Kaine
(D)
Massachusetts- Scott Brown (R) vs. Elizabeth Warren (D)

Suave notes Brown v Warren was an oversight from last week.

(3) ‘The Self
Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) def. Mitch Thomas- American
Taxpayer
Again, the American Taxpayer no match for his opponent.
Post match, Big Labor continued to beat Thomas down until Chris Christie (R-NJ)
and Scott
Walker (R-WI) ran out to make the save.

That brought out Big Labor’s tag team partner and co-holder of the PCW Tag
Team title James the Jeep Worker (D) which brought out Scott Walker’s Rangers:
John and Ronnie Walker and another brawl broke out.

Suave then reports on the Brad Company-Health Care- PCW Super Court
situation. Following arguments made before the Super Court, the
matter was now in the hands of the Super Court justices to make their
decision.

PCW Hall of Fame Class Announced
Suave announced the
inductees to the PCW HOF:
Wrestlers: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I) and
Starz N. Stripes (also known as ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott)
(R)
Politicians: ‘The American Screamer’ Howard Dean (D-VT) and ‘The
Mastermind’ Karl Rove

The class will be inducted at PCW’s Loose Cannons Unleashed 8 PPV in
June.

Rick Santorum (R-PA)
Santorum walks out and climbs into
the ring.  He takes the microphone and confirms that he is suspending his
campaign.

Santorum: We made a decision over the weekend that while
this PCW CEO race for us is over, for me, we are not done fighting.  We had a
difficult week with our daughter but Bella is a fighter and is doing
exceptionally well.

Santorum then vowed to continue the effort to defeat PCW CEO Barack Obama
(D-IL) in November.

(4) Miss USA vs. Emily S. List (D)- no contest
PCW
Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D) and Code Pink both ran in and
helped List destroy Miss USA.

*Sabotage by the Beastie Boys begins to play*

The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana
Kovalevski

McGill and Kovalevski run down and make the save.  McGill
hits the Blunt Force Trauma on Code Pink while Kovalevski levels KRC with the
Russian Crucifix.

Suave: It appears that Miss USA no longer stands alone
against the PCW Women’s champion and the Democrats.

PCW is in Denver this Friday night.  See you then.

PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Benton Harbor High School
Benton Harbor, MI
Thursday April 5th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

REPLAY: End of Tuesday Night’s PCW Wild in Wisconsin
Olbermann again starts going off about various things.  Finally…

*Def Leppard’s Tear It Down plays*

Suave: YES!

‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Suave: IT’S THE EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!

Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – I can’t wait another day
Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – If only you could stay
All night long

Crowd: What the @#$#!…What the @!##!

WTF: Keith.  You’re fired.

WTF grabs Olbermann by the throat…lift…CHOKESLAM!

Crowd: PCW…PCW…PCW!

*Fleetwood Mac‘s “Don’t Stop” begins to play*

‘The Extreme Environmental Hardcore Icon’ Al Gore (D)

Suave: “IT’S HIM! HE’S HERE! THE TREE HUGGIN’, MOCHA CHUGGIN’, TOBACCO COMPANY BUGGIN’ ALPHA MALE AND ENVIROMENTAL EXTREME HARDCORE ICON…

The crowd sings the chorus “Don’t stop, thinking about tomorrow.” Gore holds up his mocha, inside an environmentally friendly biodegradable container of course, and chugs it down. Then he spews it out of his mouth into the crowd and then crushes the paper container on his forehead in a manly fashion.

The Environmental Extreme Hardcore Icon walks down the steps to the main floor. At the bottom of the steps, Gore pulls out another container of mocha, guzzles it down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead. Gore then wades through the main floor crowd to the ring.  He climbs up on the apron, pulls out yet another cup of mocha, guzzles that one down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead.

Gore in the ring.

Gore: I suppose you all want to know what went down between Keith Olbermann and Current TV.   All I can say is that Mr. Olbermann, who was paid a lot of money for showing up periodically to do his show and didn’t keep up his end of the bargain, apparently wants tens of millions more for not working.  As the old adage says, when the law’s on your side you argue the law.  When the law and the facts aren’t on your side, you pound the table.  Let’s just say that Mr. Olbermann is well versed in pounding the table.

Voice: Hold on a second, Al!

Keith Olbermann and the minions of his Olbermann Broadcast Empire, formerly known as  FOK, David Schuster and Shannyn Moore, walk out.

Olbermann: The Mets put Andres Torres on the DL today. That seems to have as much relevance to my lawsuit as anything you just said, Al.

Gore smiles and hands Olbermann a piece of paper.

Gore: This has plenty of relevance, Keith.  Consider yourself served.

Suave: OLBERMANN JUST GOT SERVED…OH, SUIT PAPERS!

Olbermann’s face turns red and he tackles Gore.

Suave: CAT-FIIIIIIIIIGHT!  CAT-FIIIIIIIGHT!

The OBE try to separate the two.

BACKSTAGE
‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.

Romney: It’s time to get going.  It’s time to start focusing on November’s PCW Extreme Election Night 2012 and PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL).  It’s enough to make you think that years of flying around on Air Force One, surrounded by an adoring staff of true believers telling you what a great job you are doing, well, that might be enough to make you a little out of touch.

Bernstein: And?

Romney: And…that’s all.

Bernstein: Oh.  You’re not going to screw up the aftermath of a victory again?

Romney: Not this time.

(1) Daniel-San vs. Steve Torino- Used Car Salesman- no contest

Daniel-San was about to slap on the Labell Lock when former allies John Creese and the Cobra Conservatives came out and attacked the former PCW Champion.

The Cobra Cons stomp away at a helpless Daniel-San until the crowd roars and Mrs. Miyagi sprints out with Halitosis- The Insane Luchador with the even more Insane Breath,  to the ring.  Halitosis uses his lethal breath to knock out the Cobra Cons and Creese escapes through the ropes.

Daniel-San sees Mrs. Miyagi and tries to shake her hand.  Mrs. Miyagi turns around and leaves before he can do so.

Bobby Petrino Motorcycle Accident
Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino shuffles to the ring.  He admits that he didn’t fully disclose the fact that there was a 25 year old female passenger riding with him after his recent motorcycle accident.

Petrino: I have been in constant pain, medicated and the circumstances involving the wreck have come out in bits and pieces. That said I certainly had a concern about Jessica Dorrell’s name being revealed.  In hindsight, I showed a serious mistake in judgment when I chose not to be more specific about those details. Today, I’ve acknowledged this previous inappropriate relationship with my family and those within the athletic department administration.

Suave: Apparently, Jessica Dorrell turned down riding First Class to her upcoming wedding and rode Coach… *rimshot*

Petrino then added…

Petrino: Do you know who I am?  This is the freakin’ SEC.  I’ve won 21 games at Arkansas over the past two seasons…

Arkansas Razorbacks fan: Y’all, there’s two college football coaches better than anyone else in the country- Nick Saban and Bobby Petrino.   Sooooo-eeee.

Suave: Bama is ‘Roll Tide.’  Petrino is ‘Stop, Drop, and Roll.’

(2) Scott Walker’s (R-WI) Rangers: Ronnie and John Walker (R) def. Flavin and Tony Dreamboat

The Walkers win when Flavin tried to clock Ronnie Walker with the oversized clock around his neck and missed.  Ronnie then got the roll up pin for the victory.

Post match, the PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) attacked the Walkers.  Once again, Rebecca Kleefisch (R-WI) is cornered- this time by Union Maid, and bombarded with invectives from both Big Labor and James.

*’Can You Hear the People Sing’ from Les Miserables plays*

Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic aka The American Heartland Coalition run out and make the save for Kleefisch.  Big Union leaves the ring but Blackwell tells them to wait.

Blackwell: The number one problem with PCW is that both the Republican and Democrats have sold their souls to their special interest groups at our expense.  The number two problem is that both Republicans and Democrats have a virtual monopoly on the political processes and have effectively excluded the American people a choice. As of right now, the PCW is going to be stuck with making the following choice for PCW CEO: a Democrat  who promised change but delivered the same hardline political partisanism that he was supposedly against and a challenger foisted up by a Republican establishment totally out of touch with Main Street America.

Big Labor takes a step towards the ring but he’s blocked by Blackwell’s Les Miserables.

Mike the Mechanic:  Charlie’s right.  That’s not democracy. And both parties are so far out of touch with what’s really going on with average Americans that voting for either candidate in the fall when gas prices are ridiculously high, housing values have decreased, jobs aren’t coming back, is basically a coin flip. You can vote for one party who does the bidding of their special interest groups or you can vote for the other. Partisans win- the American people lose.

Suave: Earlier in the night, PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism quietly signed off on the contract to face PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas in June at PCW Loose Cannons unleashed 8.

REPLAY: Tuesday Night’s PCW Wild in Wisconsin
Chism: What did I tell you?  Valora’s a chick.  She’s not a real chick though because everyone knows real chicks support Democrats.  She knows there’s no way in hell that she can beat me.  She’s probably back home washing the dishes or cleaning the house-

Out of nowhere, Valora jumps Chism and blasts him in the head with a lead pipe.

Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Valora busts him open with a second lead pipe shot and then puts the Katahajime on him.

Immediately, Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) race to the ring and start shouting for help.   Code Pink and Emily S. List run down.  Valora lets go of Chism and then decks both with a double clothesline.  She rams Code Pink’s head into the corner turnbuckle.  Then she flings List through the ropes to the floor.

Chism tries to get up.  Valora hits a running dropkick and Chism goes right back down.  Valora drags the PCW Television Champion to the table and puts her finger in the bloody cut on Chism’s face.  Then she signs the contract with Chism’s blood and as PCW security hits the ring, slides out and heads to the back.

Suave then reports on the Brad Company-Health Care- PCW Super Court situation.  Following arguments made before the Super Court, the matter was now in the hands of the Super Court justices to make their decision.

PCW Hall of Fame Class Announced
Suave announced the inductees to the PCW HOF:
Wrestlers: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I) and Starz N. Stripes (also known as ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott) (R)
Politicians: ‘The American Screamer’ Howard Dean (D-VT) and ‘The Mastermind’ Karl Rove

The class will be inducted at PCW’s Loose Cannons Unleashed 8 PPV in June.

House Show Highlights
Suave reveals that there was an incident last night at a PCW House show between PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins and Miss USA.

KRC came out to cut a promo and then described Miss USA having a child as a ‘career killer.’

KRC: Her career will never be what it should have been because of the choice she made.

Miss USA than ran out and another pull apart brawl ensued.

Suave: It’s going to happen…sooner than later.  KRC vs. Miss USA.

Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost, black sheep brother

Tebow is in the ring and rips Peyton Manning once again.  This time, Manning walks out and challenges Tebow to a match.  Tebow accepts but Manning then sends down the Japanese SuperDestroyer Yamamoto Tanaka (R).

Tanaka wins in short order with Manning cheering him on with the Japanese SuperDestroyer.

On the ramp clapping- New York Jet QB Mark Sanchez??????

Points Standings (from Real Clear Politics):
Romney- 655
Santorum- 272
Gingrich- 140
Paul- 67

What you missed Tuesday night on PCW Wild in Wisconsin:

The Black Swamp Pirates came out and denounced the whole ‘pop-fication of the
recent ACM awards and in country music in general.  Then they played this
song…

“Polished to a sheen, produced really tight
With nary a fiddle or steel guitar in sight.
And if it is, you’ll never know it’s there
Cause it’s buried far down below
It’s the warmed over pop crap on my country radio.

The suits in Music City, work on their ‘next big thing’
The Nashville machine cranks out the songs that they sing
But you don’t need a gimmick
Just some music in your soul
To write country songs you don’t hear on country radio

(chorus)
Now down in Texas, they still do it right
Play some ol’ time country music every Saturday night
I don’t see Rascal Flatts
Playing Gruene Hall Texas
Or John T. Floores Country Store
Cause it’s better than listening, to that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio.
Why am I hearing, that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio?

Now, all the music sounds the same, and the artists do too
Thanks to corporate conglomerates, all the radio stations sound the same too.
I hear the same voices in each town
Play the same song every day
From New York City all the way to LA.

(chorus)
Now down in Texas, they still do it right
Play some ol’ time country music every Saturday night
I don’t see Lady Antebellum
Playing the Broken Spoke in Austin
Or Cowboy’s Dance Hall, you know
Cause it’s better than listening, to that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio.
Why am I hearing, that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio?

When does CMT play videos, except in the middle of the night?
Since when did the country video channel become MTV lite?
I remember when Alan Jackson and George Strait
Said it best about Music Row
And the warmed over pop crap on country radio

(chorus)
Now down in Texas, they still do it right
Play some ol’ time country music every Saturday night
I don’t see Kenny Chesney
Playing Schroeder Dance Hall
Or Billy Bob’s Texas, you know
Cause it’s better than listening, to that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio.
Why am I hearing, that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio?
But why am I hearing, that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio?
Why am I hearing, that warmed over pop crap, on my country radio?

Keith Olbermann then called the Black Swamp Pirates the ‘worst people in the
world’ eliciting this response from the band…

“Keith, you hit it big at ESPN
But your tenure there came to an abrupt end
I know it seems so silly
They won’t let you in the building
Even when you went back, and worked for them again

Keith, you didn’t let them keep you down
So you traveled on from town to different town
Fox Sports didn’t work out well
MSNBC the first time was hell
Because of Bill Clinton, and Monica was going down

But on Countdown, you found the thing that finally worked
So you became more of an overbearing elitist jerk
They let you go again, you see
And Al Gore just fired you from Current TV
What will you do, where will you go, and who’ll let you come to work?

All right, let’s go now…

(Big Chorus)
Keith
You’re the hero of the left.
And the cultural elitists
Who think they’re better than the rest
With your furrowed brow
Your mocking smile
Special Comments so serious and terse
I might be the worst person in the world
But you’re the biggest @######, in the whole wide universe

All right, everyone follow the bouncing ball and sing along!

Keith
You’re the hero of the left.
And the cultural elitists
Who think they’re better than the rest
With your furrowed brow
Your mocking smile
And Special Comments so serious and terse
I might be the worst person in the world
But you’re the biggest @######, in the whole wide universe
You said, I might be the worst person in the world
But you’re the biggest @######, in the whole wide universe

Olbermann then stormed out again after that.

Tonight, PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN.  We’ll hear from the new PCW Champion
The Sanderman (D)

“We’ve tried it the Republican way, and it has failed”.

Ah, Proglodytes. They always manage to step up and make it easy. I now know why Al Franken wanted to expand government control of the web. Any doofus with a search engine can take the government’s argument apart in a matter of seconds. I mean, earlier this week a famous Constitutional Law professor actually forgot Marbury v. Madison! Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to be that doofus.  This week’s little gem came courtesy of the highest office in the land, inhabited by one of the lowest men to ever hold its title. I could not find the exact quote, since it was buried somewhere in the hackneyed rhetoric about taking health care away from weather balloons or some such stuff. (Stuff in this article, even if it is a hyperlink, is a euphemism for what Rick Santorum said the Mainstream Media is constantly guilty of. Yes liberals, congratulations, you found the coded language.)

But the passage, and message, that I want to focus on goes something like this, and stop me if you’ve heard it before: “We’ve tried it your way before, and it didn’t work.” I actually stopped myself in the middle of that phrase because The Baracken Record has said it many times. In fact, he is so good at loading the same speech on the teleprompter that RNC actually finally had the guts to call him on his “recycling”. But I digress. Here’s the President saying something very similar to what he said on Monday and Tuesday back in 2010:

And just to make sure we didn’t forget what he was trying to do, the Imperial Scribes at the L.A. Times actually wrote this on March 30th:

Framing the November election as a defining moment for the middle class, President Obama said voters would have a choice between his policies and Republicans’ “you’re-on-your-own economics” as he sought to energize his most devoted supporters after a deflating week.

In a pair of campaign speeches to supporters, Obama cast the Republican Party as controlled by its most conservative wing and described his own policies as driven by American values.

“You know, if you’re out of work, can’t find a job, tough luck; you’re on your own. If you don’t have healthcare, that’s your problem; you’re on your own. If you’re born into poverty, lift yourself up out of your own — with your own bootstraps, even if you don’t have boots; you’re on your own,” Obama said in remarks before a cheering crowd in Burlington, Vt. “Hey, they believe that’s how America has advanced. That’s the cramped, narrow conception they have of liberty.”

If I weren’t so offended, I’d be amused. So the theme he’s going to run on is the idea that America has tried it the conservative, liberty-driven, free market way, and it failed miserably? Let me decode this for you, as if you couldn’t for yourself, if you’ll permit me. Barack Obama’s re-election message is going to be that it was all George W. Bush’s fault, and Mitt Romney is just another George W. Bush. It’s bigger than that, of course. But to his base, and to the media, (but I repeat myself) the marching orders are out. Already, the comparisons are beginning to trickle down (tee hee), and this one comes from Zbigniew Brzezinksi, a man whom I am convinced was named by Klingons.

But there are two major problems with President Obama’s assertions, and they are not only major, they are 180 degrees out-of-phase with history. First, there were many things George W. Bush did that conservatives didn’t like, such as Medicare part D, No Child Left Behind, signing McCain-Feingold, a pseudo-amnesty proposal, going to war without a declaration, and running up massive debts and deficits. But worse than that is President Obama’s perpetuation of many of these very same policies. Don’t bash Bush when you are a Super Dubya, and far worse on character and love of country. The second is the fallacy outright lie that we have tried free markets and deregulation. This is so disgusting on so many levels, my brain actually struggles to contain it all. Please pardon the following run on sentence: It isn’t just the false idea that we are under regulated, it is also the truth that the increases in the governemnt deficit spending under this man’s administration are such that the real inflation rate is 8% and the printing of fiat currency is driving down consumer spending power so rapidly that pretty soon the entire middle class will be so safely concealed below the poverty line, the President won’t have to worry about who believes his stuff.

The Super Dubya explanation is pretty easy. Well, a more accurate description would be Bizarro Dubya. (Please note, I have plenty of respect for President Bush, I am using Dubya to mock the left, not to demean the man). All the powers of President Bush, but twisted and evil. Afghanistan? Don’t worry, after surging the troops, President Obama calmed down the post Koran-burning situation with his words. A recurring theme of this administration is, “it could have been worse”, but that’s a subject for another post. Iraq? Not done there yet, but let’s make sure not to invite George W. Bush to the victory celebration. Medicare? I see your Medicare, and I raise you Obamacare! Amnesty? He’ll do that through the DOJ, no problem. War without a declaration? Illegal, unless his campaign is looking for the Qadaffi bump. Deficits? Hello? Anybody? Bueller?

But next we have the coup de grace. The campaign message is going to be that we’ve tried it Bush’s way, and it failed. Remember, for their purposes, Republicans = Bush = Rush Limbaugh = Racists = Rich White People. This one is a whopper. First of all, let’s get something out of the way. The definition of a free market (from investorwords.com, an online investment glossary) is as follows:

1. Business  governed by the laws of supply  and demand, not restrained by government  interference, regulation or subsidy.

Wow. Just. Wow.

Amazing. The period in which man enjoyed the most freedom was the latter part of the 19th, and earlier part of the 20th century. You know, the Old Deal. Mr. President, your argument is invalid. You said when you got elected that we had tried it the Republicans way for eight years, and it failed. Stuff.

The truth is, we’ve tried it your way for the past 80 years, and it has failed us all, collectively.

Joseph Kurt is an individual, and is damn certain of his societal responsibilities.

PCW Wild in Wisconsin
Willett Ice Arena
Stevens Point, WI
Tuesday April 3rd, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
Special Guest Host: Keith Olbermann

Former Current TV host Keith Olbermann is brought to the broadcast table in a specially constructed rickshaw.  After he exits the rickshaw, he berates the two men pulling the vehicle for giving him a rough trip down to the ring and for having the nerve to talk to him.

Olbermann starts right out giving his usual opening monologue but Suave interrupts him with the big news that we have a new PCW Champion- The Sanderman (D).

Replay from PCW House Show Last Night in Rockford, IL
…Daniel-San’s in trouble in the corner.  He looks to his corner where John Creese and the Cobra Cons are…but they turn away and walk to the back.  The Sanderman whacks Daniel-San over the head with a broom handle and then cinches in the Cobra Clutch…

Daniel-San is backstage with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.  He breaks the bad news and says that he lost last night.  Daniel-San says he is a man, he was beaten, and as a man he will admit defeat.  Before he can say another word, he’s attacked by the Japanese SuperDestroyer Yamamoto Tanaka.  Tanaka decks him and then flings him into a wall.

The Republican Establishment, with John Creese and the Cobra Cons in tow, walk by.  Creese calls Daniel-San “not a true conservative” and kicks him before the group walks away.

Olbermann calls Suave the worst person in the world for interrupting him.  Suave reminds everyone that The Sanderman’s win means Democrats hold all four title belts…

PCW WORLD CHAMPION:  The Sanderman (D)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Labor/James the Jeep Worker (D)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)

#1 SINGLES CONTENDER:
- Valora Salinas

#1 TAG TEAM CONTENDER:
- Corporate Might:  Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)

#1 WOMEN’S CONTENDER:
- Miss USA (R)

Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost, black sheep brother

(1) Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost, black sheep brother def. Jordan Metzger of Planned Parenthood

Double underhook powerbomb by Tebow wins the match.  After the pin, Tebow does his version of ‘Tebowing’ except with a can of beer in his hand.

Brad Company- Health Care
Suave recounts how Company was told that he was going to have to purchase health care.  Company objected and then took PCW CEO Barack Obama to the PCW Super Court.

Olbermann calls Company the worst person in the world for going against Obama and taking it to the PCW Super Court.  Then he demands a double latte from the back, pronto.

Backstage
Mitt Romney (R-MA) talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.  Romney says that it’s time to close ranks behind him and turn our attention to November and PCW Extreme Election Night 2012.

PCW Television Title Match Signing
PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) walks out first to sign off on the contract to meet PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 8 PPV in June.

Chism climbs into the ring and waits for Valora to come out.  Suave starts to comment but Olbermann won’t shut up about his latte.   Olbermann yanks off his headset and screams to the back.  Suave goes right to a commercial.

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Back to ringside, Suave explains that Olbermann has stomped off to the back to bitch someone out about the whole latte thing.  Meanwhile, Chism is still in the ring waiting for Valora to come out.

Finally, Chism grabs the microphone.

Chism: What did I tell you?  Valora’s a chick.  She’s not a real chick though because everyone knows real chicks support Democrats.  She knows there’s no way in hell that she can beat me.  She’s probably back home washing the dishes or cleaning the house-

Out of nowhere, Valora jumps Chism and blasts him in the head with a lead pipe.

Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Valora busts him open with a second lead pipe shot and then puts the Katahajime on him.

Immediately, Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) race to the ring and start shouting for help.   Code Pink and Emily S. List run down.  Valora lets go of Chism and then decks both with a double clothesline.  She rams Code Pink’s head into the corner turnbuckle.  Then she flings List through the ropes to the floor.

Chism tries to get up.  Valora hits a running dropkick and Chism goes right back down.  Valora drags the PCW Television Champion to the table and puts her finger in the bloody cut on Chism’s face.  Then she signs the contract with Chism’s blood and as PCW security hits the ring, slides out and heads to the back.

Backstage
Rick Santorum (R-PA) talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.  He says no matter what he’s not going to give up until Romney has an insurmountable lead.   Even if his wrestler, A-Bomb, loses tonight, he’s headed to Pennsylvania in three weeks to continue the fight.

MATCHES SIGNED ALREADY FOR NOVEMBER’S PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2012:
Ohio- Sherrod Brown (D) vs. Josh Mandel (R)
Virginia- George Allen (R) vs. Tim Kaine (D)


PBR w/Chief

(2) PBR w/Chief def. Nate of Occupy Wall Street

PBR gets the quick pin with The Beer Mug.

Olbermann’s back and he’s still pissed off.  Suave cuts to another replay from Monday’s House Show- a confrontation between PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D) and Miss USA.

Replay: Monday’s House Show
…KRC just finishes defeating Lani Harlot (R) when Miss USA walks down the ramp, and around the ring.  She stares down KRC and circles the ring.  Then Miss USA hits the stairs, walks up and gets in the ring.  KRC looks to the back for help.  Miss USA extends her hand. KRC reluctantly goes for a shake and then BAM!  Kick to the stomach.  Standing drop kick…

(3) Wild in Wisconsin Match: Yamamoto Tanaka (R) w/Mitt Romney (R-MA) vs. A. Tom Bomb (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA) and Daisy Cutter-Bomb

Tanaka again wipes out A-Bomb, winning with the Japanese SuperDestroyer.

Romney hits the ring afterwards to celebrate.

Olbermann again starts going off about various things.  Finally…

*Def Leppard’s Tear It Down plays*

Suave: YES!

‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Suave: IT’S THE EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!

Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – I can’t wait another day
Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – If only you could stay
All night long

Crowd: What the @#$#!…What the @!##!

WTF: Keith.  You’re fired.

WTF grabs Olbermann by the throat…lift…CHOKESLAM!

Crowd: PCW…PCW…PCW!