Our Choice for 2012


People are constantly faced with choices in their lives. At times the choice which appears to be the correct one to make may in the long run reveal itself as not that good of a decision and the same is true vice versa. This is especially so when faced with the choice of whom to support amongst several candidates during a primary. Although some folks have become discouraged over the years when the choice they’ve selected turned out to not be as originally envisioned, it’s important to continue making decisions and choosing the candidate which appears best at the time. At other times, one choice is obviously negative and although the other option may not be perfect, it is definitely the better of the two – as explained all the way below.

Since no-one is perfect and it is impossible to agree with one’s candidate/supported official 100% of the time, even when making a correct choice it is often accompanied with many gray areas which at times overshadow the white. Prior to the 2010 elections Arlen Specter, Republican Senator of purple-blue Pennsylvania was approaching a reelection and wavered on a decision before ultimately shocking and angering Republicans when he cast his vote in favor of Obama’s stimulus plan. This was the first time he sided with the Democrats on a major bill and his action resulted in conservatives and Tea Partiers to declare war on Specter at every cost. Their mission appeared noble and correct, and Pat Toomey is now the Republican Senator of Pennsylvania after barely winning the general election with a single point in the 2010 mid-term elections; a year in which Republicans swept victories across the country. He is surely a better representative of conservative values in the Senate than Specter had been.

However, the price tag it had cost for conservatives to place Toomey in the Senate had turned out be unexpectedly sky-rocketing expensive and resulted in many to question whether the goal was worth the consequences. When Specter saw he would be unable to win the Republican Primary, he made a mad dash to save his seat, switched parties, and provided the Democrats with the 60th vote which led to the passage of their infamous Obamacare. Thus, although we now have a solid conservative in the Senate who replaced a RINO (not an outright liberal) we are now weighed down with Obamacare which threatens to overtake a sixth of the private sector and is currently awaiting judgment on its constitutionality by the Supreme Court Justices.

Incidentally, two of our current conservative Supreme Court Justices, Roberts and Alito, are currently on the bench thanks to Specter, after Senator Santorum had made the choice to support Specter for reelection in ’04 when he was challenged in a primary by Pat Toomey. At the time, Senator Santorum was faced with the difficult choice whether he should support the incumbent Senator Specter and his senior colleague who although was a less conservative choice than Toomey, was far more probable to be successful in keeping the seat red during an election where the balance on Senate was up in the air and anti-Republican emotions were thick. This surmise turned out pretty accurate since Toomey barely managed to eke out a 1% victory in 2010 when the public was outraged at Obamacare and looked favorably upon the Tea Party candidates.

Maintaining the Republican control of the Senate was by far not the only factor which Santorum focused on when making his decision. He was also strongly aware that Bush would be nominating at least two and possibly three justices for the Supreme Court and that Specter who headed the judiciary committee would be extremely influential whether Bush’s proponents would ultimately be approved by the Senate. Santorum therefore opted to support Specter after receiving his word that he would support the conservative candidates for the Supreme Court which Bush would propose, something which will influence U.S. history for years to come as is visible now with the Obamacare hearings.

Santorum’s support of Specter indeed resulted in two strong conservatives on the bench, although it may have likely cost him the nomination in the current GOP presidential primary. In addition to having been hammered for supporting Specter in’04 for actions taken years later and were impossible to foretell six years earlier, his act resulted in Specter’s former opponent and the current Conservative Senator of Pennsylvania and Santorum’s home-state, Pat Toomey, to act favorably towards Santorum’s opponent – the author of Romneycare. In fact, immediately after Santorum announced he was suspending his campaign yesterday, Toomey released an official endorsement endorsing Romney, causing many to speculate whether the endorsement would occur regardless prior to Pennsylvania’s primary and whether it was one of the causes which led to the Santorum campaign suspension.

The above two examples clearly illustrate how when one makes a choice which appears to be good, it isn’t necessarily all good as is later revealed. It shouldn’t however leave us disheartened for ultimately many good also emerged from those choices. Additionally, many decisions are pretty clear-cut where one option is definitely bad. Even if the other one doesn’t necessarily turn out to be all that good, we still know it is better than the alternative.

Supporting a candidate doesn’t necessarily mean that one agrees with all they’ve done or stand for, although a candidate usually will have some supporters who do identify with them to an extreme. Many supporters of a specific candidate usually support the candidate because they identify with them on a single issue while many others don’t even have that. They simply support a certain candidate because he’s the better choice than the alternative. This was visible numerous times amongst this primary and is very typical. After Palin chose not to run, a majority of her supporter split between Cain and Newt. After Bachmann, Cain, and Perry exited the race, their supporters too turned to find a second or third ro fourth choice amongst the remaining candidates. This led to the momentum to shift from Perry to Cain to Newt to Santorum as voters were forced to reevaluate the field once it was clear the person they supported wasn’t running at all or any longer. I too have first supported Palin, and when she announced she wasn’t running though long and hard until turning to support Santorum approximately a month prior to the Iowa caucuses.

With Santorum now having suspended his campaign, the primary is sort of wrapped up despite the many voters including myself who haven’t yet received the opportunity to cast their ballots. Unlike the primary where the choices were plentiful – at least at the start, the general will boil down to two choices; four more years for Barack Obama or Mitt Romney. Obama has already been in office long enough for everyone with an open mind to recognize the damage he’s wrought upon this country. Obama is clearly not only the bad choice but an utter disaster for this country. Any alternative will be far better and less to the left than the Marxist Obama.

Romney’s Attorney General will not be someone like Eric Holder who looks the other way when the Black Panther sets a price-tag of a million dollars on Zimmerman’s head and refuses to take responsibility or even answer basic questions regarding Fast & Furious. Nor will Romney chose the dopey Kathleen Sebelius as Secretary of Health and Human Services, the unqualified leftist Janet Napolitano as his Secretary of Homeland Security, and so on and so forth.

The choice now has boiled down between two people; Obama and Romney and it is time to unite under the better of the two – Mitt Romney. There are many who have announced that they refuse to vote for Romney and are planning to sit out the 2012 election, all the while talking of setting him up with a conservative in 2016. It is okay to talk of 2016, but only after the 2012 elections have taken place and giving Romney a chance at the presidency, if he reaches it. He may or may not make a good president but he’s not a definite Obama, and if conservatives will dislike him so greatly we can challenge him in 2016 just as we would put out a conservative against Obama.

We conservatives have proven our power the last couple of years by successfully challenging lots of  incumbents in primaries and Romney is aware of it.. He won’t want to face a primary from his own party and will probably go along with whatever conservatives in Congress present him. Obama, on the other hand, is aware it’ll be his last term and will have no need to appease to any voters except for his leftist base who will replace Karl Marx with Barack Obama. If we thought he was radical in his first term, a second Obama term will be so much more disastrous it defies description. I plead with you fellow conservatives, w can look ahead to the future but at the same time we MUST REMEMBER THE HERE AND NOW AND MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR 2012. WE MUST SAY NO TO OBAMA AND THUS SAY YES TO MITT ROMNEY.

 

Abie Rubin blogs at The Thinking Voter and can be followed on Twitter.

 

 


I Agree With Sarah’s Analysis


Cross-posted at Unified Patriots
I agree with Sarah Palin’s analysis regarding her choice for VP. Here is a portion of what she told Sean Hannity:

Top of my list is Allen West. I love that he has that military experience. He is a public servant willing to serve for the right reasons. He understands the Constitution. He understands our national foreign policy issues that must be addressed. He has served. I really like him.

They’re going to get clobbered. The media will make things up about them and their record and their reputations and their families. So no matter who it is, so they might as well get someone who is passionate and strong, as I say, like about Allen West, understands the Constitution and wants to put government back on the side of the people.

There are several additional reasons that I have for liking Allen West. Mitt Romney needs to throw the tea party conservatives a bone, and turn a cold shoulder to the GOP establishment for a change. Once the primary season got underway, it became clear that the main goal of the GOP establishment was to make sure a tea party conservative did not win the nomination. They were not immediately trying to make sure that Romney won – they were willing to consider Mitch Daniels, Chris Christie, or even Paul Ryan as the final nominee – as long as it wasn’t a tea party conservative. There are significant trust issues separating the tea party conservatives from Mitt Romney. Thus far, Romney hasn’t been able to prove that his flipping on his previously held positions is permanent. While this turns off tea party conservatives, it does give the Bob Michel wing of the GOP comfort.

Mitt Romney can defeat Obama under the right set of circumstances, but he can also lose to Obama. The fear and loathing the establishment has for tea party conservatives must stop, and Mitt Romney is going to need to embrace tea party conservatives as well as the establishment in order to defeat Obama. Mitt is not going to win by running on his record and biography. He needs to speak to us, and assure us that he truly has changed and is not going to flop back to previously held positions. No surrogate can do this. He must. Choosing Allen West as his VP will have the calming effect of knowing that we have one of ours sitting at the table of his kitchen cabinet.


The Today Show With Sarah Palin – Every Day Would Be Too Much


As I was reading Bryan Preston’s piece, Sarah Palin Guest Hosts Today, Probably Not For The Last TimeI remembered a piece I wrote back in September of 2010 entitled, Why Palin Should Run For Oprah’s Couch Instead of Obama’s Chair in 2012.

Now, I admit my piece was somewhat snarky and a little humorous (depending on your opinion of Sarah Palin) and please note that a great many of the 212 comments took me to the woodshed for even thinking that Palin would eventually host a talk show instead running for president in 2012.

So, am I vindicated today?

Will Sarah Palin land a new gig on a “lamestream” media signature show? Will she be hired to greet millions of coffee-drinking Americans, discussing the latest pop-culture fad or chatting it up with the celebrity du jour?

Keep in mind, NBC is the same parent network that employs Al Sharpton and Rachel Maddow.  (Bound to make Sarah Palin’s presence at company Christmas parties most interesting.)

After briefly watching Palin’s appearance this morning, (I never watch the Today Show, so at least they gained one new viewer), I suspect on a regular basis she would attract an audience comprised of those who already like her, while turning off those who do not.  But overall, I do not believe her personality is suited for early mornings on a daily basis.

My prediction is Sarah Palin will continue to be a polarizing presence no matter what time of day she is on television.

She still has loads of star-power but that power is made even more powerful when disbursed in smaller doses. The sheer force of her power, exposed daily, would be more like a shooting star — the light shines bright and then burns out.

 

 


Arlen Specter: Romance Novel Writer? Plus, Walker vs. Unions


PCW Extreme Political TV
Monday March 26th
Scott County High School Gym
Georgetown, KY
Host: Johnny Suave

Former member of the PCW Executive Committee, Arlen Specter (D-PA), read from his new book inside the ring…

Specter: Sarah Palin (R-AK) was a total charmer, very friendly. The few things she said were intelligent.  We were sitting virtually knee-to-knee in the cramped bus, and she radiated sensuality.   Her skirt rode above her knees—not exactly short, but close.

Suave: HELLO!  More! More!

Spector: I was in the whirlpool at the Senate gym in 2008, recovering from Hodgkin’s, when Ted Kennedy came over and climbed into the bath. Kennedy was one of the Senate’s giants, in many ways. It was as though a gigantic walrus had plunged into the sea, causing the level to swell. I’d never seen two men in the whirlpool before, but the tub was big enough for two or more. There was a sign that you had to shower before entering. I hadn’t checked that out with Kennedy, but I had neither an objection nor compunction about his coming into the bath. We chatted.

Suave: Okay.  I didn’t need to hear that.

Specter: John Thune, who looked like a movie star in or out of clothes, was constantly stretching. His lanky body seemed to have some kinks to iron out.

Suave: OKAY!  CAN WE GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT SARAH PALIN, ALREADY?

(1) Ron Claude Von Dammit def. Magnum PO’d (R) w/Robyn Masters
Magnum nearly got the Porsche Plunge early on  but then RCVD took over.  Rolling Thunder, followed by the 5 Star Frog Splash for the win.

Suave notes that lots of people are watching PCW tonight in Georgetown, KY- even at the local Dialysis Clinic…

An elderly gentlemen is hooked up to a dialysis machine wearing a Kentucky shirt.  Another older man walks up to him wearing a Louisville shirt.  The Kentucky guy flips off the Louisville guy and they start to go…

Suave: Okay, wait a minute.  He’s hooked up to a dialysis machine and he’s fighting over the Kentucky-Louisville game?

It’s gets better.  A woman races into the room…


Ashley Judd

Judd clocks the Louisville guy from behind and March Madness breaks out!

Suave: Wait!  Can we say March Madness?

(2) Scott Walker‘s Rangers: Ronnie and John Walker (R) w/Rebecca Kleefisch def. The Green World Order: GreenPete and ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee (D)
Post match, the PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) attack Walker and his Rangers.

Wisconsin radio host John “Sly” Sylvester runs out and gets in Kleefisch’s face.  He accuses Kleefisch of performing “fellatio on all the talk-show hosts in Milwaukee” and sneered that she had “pulled a train” (a crude phrase for gang sex).

Suave: Seriously?  This from the party who claims the Republicans have a war on women?

*Def Leppard’s Tear It Down plays*

Suave: YES!


‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Suave: IT’S THE EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!

Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – I can’t wait another day
Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – If only you could stay
All night long

Crowd: What the @#$#!…What the @!##!

WTF grabs Sylvester by the throat…lift…CHOKESLAM!

Crowd: PCW…PCW…PCW!

Suave: We’re headed for an all out war between Scott Walker (R-WI) and Big Union!

Mitt Romney (R-MA) Promo
Romney is in the ring…

Romney: One of most humorous I think relates to my father. You may remember my father, George Romney, was president of an automobile company called American Motors… They had a factory in Michigan, and they had a factory in Kenosha, Wisconsin, and another one in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. And as the president of the company he decided to close the factory in Michigan and move all the production to Wisconsin. Now later he decided to run for governor of Michigan and so you can imagine that having closed the factory and moved all the production to Wisconsin was a very sensitive issue to him, for his campaign.

Suave: Huh?

Romney: Okay…then there was this parade where the school marching band walking with my dad knew only ‘On Wisconsin.’

Romney bust out laughing.

Romney: So every time they would start playing ‘On, Wisconsin, On, Wisconsin,’ my dad’s political people would jump up and down and try to get them to stop, because they didn’t want people in Michigan to be reminded that my dad had moved production to Wisconsin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
The Price is Right ‘Loser’ Sounder

(3) PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/the Skanky Rich Bimbos Kim and Chloe vs. Texas Jack (R)

This one doesn’t make it to the end as PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas once again runs out and destroys Chism.  This time, Chism scraped himself off the mat and got on the microphone as the crowd chanted “Valora” at him.

Chism: Valora, I know you can hear the crowd.  I don’t need a crystal ball to know that our paths are going to have to cross again.  It’s not new to me.    For nearly a half of year now, you’ve attacked me at every opportunity.  The woman who defined PCW’s Queen of Extreme.  You came here again tonight and the same thing happened like every single night before.  You jumped me while I wasn’t looking and then walk away, happy to be here, with a smile on your face.  No more.  I destroyed you once before and I’ll do it again.  Why?  Because I have people to protect my back.  The Democrats.  Who do you have, Valora?  Nothing.  No one.  So, let’s stop all the pretenses and lets sign the damn match so I can destroy you again.

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Romney’s Dog Plays With An Etch A Sketch


There is only one thing worse in presidential politics than getting caught NOT having sex with an intern in the White House and that is having your presidential campaign and character defined by an Etch A Sketch and your dead dog.

Unfortunately that is the situation now facing Mitt Romney.

The only good thing about the Etch a Sketch debacle is it has now replaced  Romney’s dog narrative in the news cycle. But I fully expect the dog and the Etch A Sketch to follow Romney around until November.

For those of you who have successfully avoided the dog story, that is no longer an option, because it has gone viral and is now a social and cultural phenomenon. Even the Sunday morning news shows have been dogged.

On ABC This Week, Rick Santorum equated Romney’s dog saga with Romney’s character, and based on this incident, asked the viewers if Romney was the kind of person who you would want in the White House.

Santorum was responding to a question about his top strategist who pointed to the dog story as an example of Romney’s flawed value judgment.

Did Romney cheat on his wife? No. Did he steal from the taxpayers? No. Those are normally the types of behavior that would justify calling into question a candidate’s character and judgment, especially during a presidential primary campaign on national television. But no, this story is about a dog, long dead and stems from a Romney family vacation dating back to President Ronald Reagan’s first term.

So, before we go any further, let’s review the damaging doggie details.

Back in 1983, Mitt Romney’s dog Seamus was transported in a crate on the roof of the family car because the car was totally packed as his large family was heading for a vacation to Canada.

Along the way, Seamus did his business in a messy, wet, brown, doggie kind of way and drippings began to appear on the car windows.  Daddy Mitt stopped at a gas station to hose off the windows and then continued the long drive.

For the record, Seamus died in 2006 so he was not available to defend his owner.

However, here are 10 reasons why a family story from 1983 has landed front and center in the 2012 race for the White House.

1. The media and bloggers keep it alive.

2. The professional left keeps it alive.

(Will someone please tell me the difference between these two groups anyway?)

3. Dog lovers keep it alive.

4. Animal activist groups keep it alive.

5. Social media and the web keep it alive.

6. Comedians keep it alive.

7.  Mitt Romney haters keep it alive.

8. President Obama’s team keeps it alive.

9. Newt Gingrich keeps it alive.

10. Rick Santorum and his staff keep it alive.

And why will all of the above continue to keep this story alive?

Because it serves their agenda which is to stop or defeat Mitt Romney. They all know in a close race, either for the nomination on in the general election, this nearly three decades old tale strikes an emotional chord that could be the difference between victory and defeat for Mitt Romney.

After all, there are 78 million dogs in the nation and their owners vote.

For all these reasons, Seamus has become an opinion leader more than any Westminster Kennel Club winner could ever dream of.  (Seamus protesters were there too!)

Seamus has also has become the political equivalent of a Rorschach test. For after hearing the infamous story you interpret, and respond according to who you are and where you stand socially and politically.

This issue could hurt Romney all the way to November because people read into it what they want and that is usually not in Romney’s favor.

On the liberal side, MSNBC’s Rachael Maddow says the story “could help define Romney as “cold” and “unfeeling” and “out of touch.” It was, she said, “the kind of intangible that can define a presidential campaign. “  Please note, this is the one and only time Rachael Maddow and I have ever agreed on anything.

The Republican candidates are nicer of course, just questioning Romney’s character and judgment.

Not holding back, is Lanny Davis, a prominent former “Clinton Team” member and Fox News analyst. He wrote in a January Fox News editorial that the Seamus issue makes Romney unfit to be president.

Seriously?  A declaration like that from a somewhat credible, albeit partisan spokesman who defended Bill Clinton during his dog days, is further proof our national discourse has reached new lows.

So while America is in the process of tanking, please take this opportunity to enjoy “The Best of Seamus” – and with 2,920,000 Google mentions there was a lot to choose from.

Seamus is now America’s most famous dead political dog leaving FDR’s Fala and Nixon’s Checkers in the dust.  But even from dog heaven, despite these hard economic times, Seamus has generated his own economic stimulus package, making his owner proud.

Check out the web site Dogs Against Romney.com which bills itself as the official “Dogs against Romney Store.”  Here you can purchase t-shirts, mugs and bumper stickers with slogans like “Mitt is Mean”, “I Ride Inside” and “Dogs Aren’t Luggage.”

Seamus has a Wiki entry of course, and is so famous that he even has his own “gate” scandal called Crate-gate, which no doubt equals Watergate in Democrat dog years.

Crate-Gate: Mitt Romney, his dog Seamus, and your vote, is the headline on the Seamus Facebook page.

All this fame has made Seamus a bona fied You Tube star with 105 videos the last time I checked. The best produced video stars a singing Seamus in The Mutt Romney Blues. This was produced by Brave New Films a well established liberal media group funded by George Soros …no surprise there.

As all loyal You Tubers know, only A-list celebrities get rewarded with an extra special video of Hitler reacting to whatever “news” story is in the headlines. (The first one I ever saw was Hitler reacting to Sarah Palin’s selection as VP.)  Here is Hitler reacting to Tebow defeating the Pittsburg Steelers.  You get the idea.

So now that Seamus is a top dog, he too gets spoofed with “Hitler finds out Romney strapped his dog to the car roof”. The sickest line is when Hitler screams to his generals about Romney’s cruelty. Well, you just have to see it for yourself.

Finally my “Best of Seamus” selections conclude with this question asked in the headline of the Seamus 2012  home page, a web site that is everything Seamus and reads: White House or Dog House for Romney?

I fully expect the dog and the Etch A Sketch will be with us until November and become Romney’s negative symbols like windsurfing was for John Kerry in 2004.

For it is only a matter of time before political cartoons have Seamus playing with an Etch A Sketch. Then, the Obama- friendly media can use both symbols to totally define Romney.

After all, what could be worse than a political flip-flopper who straps his dog to the roof?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Obama On the Attack- Former Vice Presidential Candidates and Dead Presidents for Over 100 Years Beware


PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Rossview High School Gym
Clarksville, TN
Thursday March 15th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

The PCW Roadshow Across America Tour rolled into Clarksville, Tennessee on its way back north towards Chicago and Tuesday night’s big show in Chicago.

End of Tuesday night’s PCW Alabama Getaway Show
…Tanaka eats a boot to the face.  Knee clip by A-Bomb and cover…1…2…Tanaka powers out.  A-Bomb goes for the Atomic Power Bomb but Tanaka blocks it.  Tanaka charges. MISSES! Tanaka staggers out of the corner…ATOMIC POWER BOMB!  Romney calls for help but Santorum comes over and battles him on the ring apron.   A-Bomb lifts Tanaka a second time…ATOMIC POWER BOMB #2!   Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit runs to the apron (why), and eats the rope assisted DDT from Daisy Cutter-Bomb.

A-Bomb covers! 1…2…3! Rick Santorum climbs into the ring and celebrates with A-Bomb.

Points Update:
Romney 474, Santorum 228, Gingrich 137, Paul 64

Mitt Romney Promo
Romney (R-MA) says the whole math about who’ll have enough points to claim the Republican nod is an ‘insiders’ game.

Romney: But I think PCW wants to see someone who has the leadership, skill and experience to defeat Barack Obama in November, and a vision of conservatism that will get PCW back on track again.

Suave notes that Romney has made the whole ‘math’ equation a centerpiece of his argument.

Romney: I can’t tell you exactly how the process is going to work.  But I bet I’m gonna become the nominee – I sure hope I’m gonna become the nominee and if I am, I’m gonna be a strong nominee.

Suave: Mitt, the populist?  Really?

(1) PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/the Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim and Chloe retained over Mitch Thomas- American Taxpayer.
Chism won thanks to a  Congressional Budget Office report issued this week says that 3 million to 5 million people could move from employer-based health care plans to government-based programs as the Affordable Care Act takes effect. And in the worst-case scenario, it could be as many as 20 million AND The Congressional Budget Office said Friday that President Barack Obama’s tax and spending policies will yield $6.4 trillion in deficits over the next decade, more than double the shortfall in CBO’s own fiscal baseline — even after taking credit for reduced war costs.

Oh, and the fact that the Skanky Rich Bimbos both ripped off their tops causing the American Taxpayer to become distracted and prompting Suave to bellow…

Suave: WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!  WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!

Romney Promo #2
‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein about rising fuel prices.  Romney called Energy Secretary Steven Chu, Interior Secretary Ken Salazar, and Environmental Protection Agency administrator Lisa Jackson the ‘gas hike trio’ and said they should be fired for wanting energy prices to go up.

Corporate Might’s Big Oil (R), a member of the Republican Establishment, came out and tried to tamp down Romney’s remarks.

Big Oil: He doesn’t really mean that.  Lower energy prices equals less money for me.

Romney: Barack Obama has now decided that gasoline prices should come down. Well, the gas hike trio has been going in the other direction. Time for them to go, probably hand in their resignations if he’s really serious about that.

Big Oil: Shhhhhhhhhh…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eeaM4t2Ycgk
Sarah Palin and the Far Right- An Obama Web Commercial

Suave: Did I miss something?  Is Sarah Palin running for office again?  An attack ad?  Seriously?

(2) PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I) def. Code Pink (D).
Before the match, Code Pink apologized to the audience for her recent actions that accident left one of her Glitter Bombs in the hands of Salinas.

Last week on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
Pink and Emily S. List (D) hit the ring.  Valora dumps Chism, grabs his Television Title belt and decks both women with the belt.  She delivers a double DDT and then tears the glitter bomb away from Code Pink.  Chism tries to pull himself up but Valora lights up the Glitter Bomb and the Television Champion goes right back down.  She leaves the ring with the TV belt to a standing ovation from the crowd.

Code Pink vowed she’d make things right during her match tonight. Then, she proceeded to get dismantled by the PCW Queen of Extreme.  Emily S. List came in late to try and help but Valora Border Tossed her out of the ring.

Valora again challenged PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’  Stone Chism to a rematch.

PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL)
Obama talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein backstage.  He calls the Republicans ‘flat-earthers’ and then says this…

Obama: One of my predecessors, Rutherford B. Hayes, reportedly said about the telephone, ‘It’s a great invention, but who would ever want to use one?’ That’s why he’s not on Mount Rushmore because he’s looking backwards. He’s not looking forwards. He’s explaining why we can’t do something, instead of why we can do something.

Suave: WHAT?  Okay, first an attack ad on someone not running for public office.  Now, he’s attacking a former president…from 1877-1881? Who’s from Ohio- a swing state?

Washington Post- Glenn Kessler

Hayes, in fact, was such a technology buff that he installed the first telephone in the White House. A list of telephone subscribers published in the article “The Telephones Comes to Washington,” by Richard T. Loomis, shows that the White House was given the number “1.” …

Note that Hayes first tried the “wonderful” telephone at the end of June, and then had it installed in the White House just four months later. So, rather than “not looking forwards,” as Obama put it, Hayes quickly embraced the new technology… .

The president in particular has a responsibility to get historical facts right, and in this case he got them completely backwards. Obama mocked Hayes for “looking backwards … not looking forwards.”

Suave: Oops.  Here’s the thing and Jennifer Rubin in the Washington Post is right- what if George W. Bush or Sarah Palin had said this?  What would the reaction be? And attacking former presidents who haven’t been president in over 120 years?  What’s next?  Two guys kissing at a Rick Santorum rally?

Men Ejected from Santorum Rally After Kissing

Suave: Oh.

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Available at Amazon.com and other online bookstores.

(3) PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) vs. Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic (AmHeart)
The match goes to a no contest when again Scott Walker’s (R-WI) Rangers hit the ring.  Suave indentifies the duo as the Walker Brothers- Ronnie and John…

From PCW Extreme Political TV- January 11th, 2012
Big Labor lays out Ronnie Walker with a Scabbuster and then turns to John Walker and smiles.  He lifts Ronnie up a second time and hits him with a second Scabbuster.

Suave: “JUST PIN HIM ALREADY!”

Big Labor makes the cover…1…2…NO!  Big Labor pulls Ronnie up at the last second.   He calls for a microphone and tells the Walkers they showed some guts in showing up here to get their ass handed to them a second time.  Big Labor tells John to pledge his allegience to the true Savior of the Middle Class…

Suave: “That’s Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class.”

…or else he’ll spike his brother a third time.  John turns to the crowd for help.

Big Labor: “You don’t put your faith in the hands of some rabbling scabs.  You put your faith in me.”

Yeah, those guys.  So now, they’re under the tutelage of Wisconsin’s Scott Walker and attack Big Union causing the match to be scuttled.  Could Big Union and the Walkers be on a collision course?  Stay tuned.

This Tuesday- PCW Chi-Town Collision


Carpetbeggers Can’t Be Choosers – Now They’ve Come For the “Game” Blogs


SPLC Proves Itself Intellectually Bankrupt

The so-called “manosphere” is peopled with hundreds of websites, blogs and forums dedicated to savaging feminists in particular and women, very typically American women, in general. Although some of the sites make an attempt at civility and try to back their arguments with facts, they are almost all thick with misogynistic attacks that can be astounding for the guttural hatred they express. What follows are brief descriptions of a dozen of these sites.

SPLC “Intelligence” Report, Spring 2012, Issue Number: 145.

The SPLC (Southern Poverty Law Center) has a long history of condemning so-called hate groups. They currently “track” 1,002 of these organizations via the SPLC “Hate Map” which allows you to identify just exactly how many groups of “neo-Nazis, Klansmen, white nationalists, neo-Confederates, racist skinheads, black separatists, border vigilantes and others” have set up shop in your beloved state. They even write The Hatewatch Blog which keeps an eye on the radical right.

But lately, they’ve run out of Neo-Nazis and Klansmen. This seems to have occurred from the diligent efforts of the SPLC and from syphilis and hookworm – but mostly from the syphilis and the hookworm. So the SPLC folded up shop, held a big polka dance and celebrated the fact that Americans no longer hated one another – just kidding. Their attorneys have student loans to repay like the rest of us. Instead, they just kept enlarging the set of Americans who !Hate!

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Carpetbeggers Can’t Be Choosers – Now They’ve Come For the “Game” Blogs


The so-called “manosphere” is peopled with hundreds of websites, blogs and forums dedicated to savaging feminists in particular and women, very typically American women, in general. Although some of the sites make an attempt at civility and try to back their arguments with facts, they are almost all thick with misogynistic attacks that can be astounding for the guttural hatred they express. What follows are brief descriptions of a dozen of these sites.

SPLC “Intelligence” Report, Spring 2012, Issue Number: 145.

The SPLC (Southern Poverty Law Center) has a long history of condemning so-called hate groups. They currently “track” 1,002 of these organizations via the SPLC “Hate Map” which allows you to identify just exactly how many groups of “neo-Nazis, Klansmen, white nationalists, neo-Confederates, racist skinheads, black separatists, border vigilantes and others” have set up shop in your beloved state. They even write The Hatewatch Blog which keeps an eye on the radical right.

But lately, they’ve run out of Neo-Nazis and Klansmen. This seems to have occurred from the diligent efforts of the SPLC and from syphilis and hookworm – but mostly from the syphilis and the hookworm. So the SPLC folded up shop, held a big polka dance and celebrated the fact that Americans no longer hated one another – just kidding. Their attorneys have student loans to repay like the rest of us. Instead, they just kept enlarging the set of Americans who !Hate!

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Olbermann Apologies/Maher Supports Rush’s Apology- WTF?


PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Paramount Skating Arena
Ottawa, IL
Thursday March 8th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

Recap of Tuesday’s Super Tuesday Spectacular Match:
…A-Bomb and Tanaka brawl on the outside.  Tanaka clubs A-Bomb with a belt.  Tanaka slams A-Bomb to the floor.  Texas Jack stays in the ring.  Tanaka throws A-Bomb back into the ring and covers A-Bomb.  He miraculously kicks out at 2.  Tanaka goes for a choke slam. Texas Jack decides to get in on the action by hitting Tanaka with a steel-folding chair.  Tanaka gets dropped. Texas Jack goes after A-Bomb next.  But A-Bomb moves and grabs the chair away.  Chairshot to the back. Chairshot to the knee. Texas Jack tries to run- he gets a chairshot instead.  A-Bomb channels his anger into an absolute dismantling of Texas Jack.  A-Bomb bloodies Jack with a chairshot to the face. He lifts Texas Jack…ATOMIC POWERBOMB!  Cover…1…2…3.

Eliminated: Texas Jack (R)

Tanaka sneaks up from behind and locks on the figure four leglock and leans back into it. A-Bomb, face registering intense pain, tries to hang on. A-Bomb finally taps out and is eliminated.

Winner: ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka @ 18:09

Mitt Romney hops in the ring and raises his arms in victory.

Tuesday night at PCW Super Tuesday Spectacular, Rush Limbaugh (R) apologized for comments he made about Sandra Fluke.

Limbaugh knows that last week, he was pretty hard on Sandra Fluke, he was tough, and he made a mistake. It’s amazing, Limbaugh admits, that he made a mistake. He said some mean things about poor Sandra Fluke and probably pushed the limits of what he should have say.  But Limbaugh says he went too far in calling her a ‘slut’ because he lowered himself…lowered himself to the Democrats level.  He lowered himself to every dirty, underhanded and despicable thing the Democrats have ever done.  And for that, he’s sorry.

Keith Olbermann (D) comes to the ring.  He starts by calling Kristen Powers one of Fox News’s ‘house tamed liberals’ for her assertion in the Daily Beast that there’s a double standard when it comes to the left and sexism and misogyny.  He then apologizes to female conservative commentator S.E. Cupp for referring to her as ‘a perfect demonstration of the necessity of the work Planned Parenthood does.’  Olbermann then apologizes to female conservative blogger Michelle Malkin for calling her a ‘big mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick on it.’  He went to claim that both remarks were not as bad as Limbaugh referring to Fluke as a ‘slut’…

Suave: Huh?  How?

Olbermann also vowed to retire his ‘Worst Person’s in the World’ segment, again, and to attempt to avoid any ‘“gratuitously abusive remarks about women, and men.’

Suave: What’s the over/under on that happening?

MATCH #1
RINO- The Wonk Machine (R)

vs.
The Sanderman (D)

…RINO stomps The Sanderman repeatedly.  High crossbody by RINO.  He climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, diving headbutt on The Sanderman.   RINO  with a running powerslam.  The Sanderman pulls himself up…RINO charges…GORE!  GORE!  GORE! COVER!  COVER!  COVER!…1 …2 …3

WINNER: RINO @ 6:35

Post match, the Religious Right: The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (Triple R),
Rev. Oral Hinnrich, and Rev. Buddy Flambe (R) ran down and attacked RINO.

BACKSTAGE
Bill Maher talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein about Rush Limbaugh’s apology.  Maher says he hates to side with Limbaugh but he did apologize and liberals look bad by not accepting the apology and hates intimidation of free speech via sponsor’s pulling their ads from Limbaugh’s radio show.

Maher left and Bernstein flagged down PCW CEO Barack Obama for a quick comment.  When asked if the names Maher’s called Sarah Palin were worse than what Limbaugh called Fluke, Obama’s spokesman Jay Carney intercepted the question and responded that Obama can’t be the arbiter of every political statement.

Suave: Unless it’s someone like Rush Limbaugh who’s not contributing a million dollars to a pro-Obama PAC.

PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism
In the ring, Chism announces that he’s here to apologize…

Suave: Another apology?

…for the way he beat Valora Salinas (I) all over the ring in their match Tuesday night and sending her back to the kitchen- or to the women’s division where she belongs.

Suave: I don’t think that’s the way it happened.

REPLAY: Chism vs. Salinas Tuesday Night
…Chism is a bloody mess and Valora continues to beat him with a chair.  Both Skanky Rich Bimbettes are in tears as Valora nails him again with a chair shot.  Chism tries once again to head up the ramp to the back with the help of the SRB.  But Valora throws Kim and Chloe off the steps and grabs Chism by the trunks.  She flings him up and over the ring barricade.  Valora jumps on the barricade with the chair and jumps down.

*WHACK*

Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Chism says obviously the tape has been doctored because that’s not the way he remembered it.  Then Limbaugh races down the ramp.

*Def Leppard ‘Tear It Down’ plays*

Down plays*


‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Suave: WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!

Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – I can’t wait another day
Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – If only you could stay
All night long

WTF catches Limbaugh and grabs him by the throat.  Lift.  Chokeslam.

Crowd: WHAT THE #$##!  WHAT THE @#$#!

Chism looks down at Limbaugh and bursts out laughing.  Chism then starts to leave the ring but Whiskey Tango Foxtrot pulls him back in and grabs him by the throat, lifts, chokeslam.

BACKSTAGE
Marcy Kaptur (D-OH) talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.  She apologizes…

Suave: Geez, enough with the apologies tonight.

…for crushing fellow Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) in a dark match at Super Tuesday Spectacular.  She then asked Bernstein to hold on a second and pulled off her shoe.  Kaptur then scraped Kucinich from the bottom of her shoe and then continued the interview.

The year is 2017. In a world where harsh divisions and economic strife have pulled the United States apart, Stacey Martin, Kate Wilson, and the Washington Freedom Force find themselves on the front line protecting the, now, free city of Washington D.C. and the American Reconciliation Summit- an attempt to reunite the fifty states into one country once again.

But when a multi-national mega-corporation with another agenda in mind attempts to disrupt the reconciliation talks, Stacey and Kate face their biggest challenge to date. With the future of a possible reconstituted United States in the balance, can Stacey and Kate stop the forces against reconciliation from undermining the summit? Or will the corporation make sure the talks suffer a cataclysmic, catastrophic failure of nuclear proportions.

Written by the irrepressible, onerous, and uber-mysterious Mr. A. Nominous, Jesusland vs. Progressiveville is a roller coaster ride of a political satire lampooning the sorry state of today’s American politics.

What other book features a parody of Les Miserables and Smokey and the Bandit in the same story?  And it features a scene with PCW too!

================

MAIN EVENT:
Tony Dreamboat and Ron Claude Von Dammit
(I)
vs.
SNAFU and Steve Torino- The King of Old School Sales (I)

Both teams are introduced but the match doesn’t go off because…

Suave: HOLY CRAP!  IT’S VALORA AND SHE’S BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF STONE CHISM!

…PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas, bandaged up from Tuesday night, drags a bloody PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism down the ramp and slams him head first into the steel ring steps.  Chism flops to the floor.  Valora drags him up and rolls him into the ring.  She slaps on the Katahajime and Chism desperately taps even though its not an official match.

Code Pink and Emily S. List (D) hit the ring.  Valora dumps Chism, grabs his Television Title belt and decks both women with the belt.  She delivers a double DDT and then tears the glitter bomb away from Code Pink.  Chism tries to pull himself up but Valora lights up the Glitter Bomb and the Television Champion goes right back down.  She leaves the ring with the TV belt to a standing ovation from the crowd.

Suave: Well, at least she didn’t apologize for doing that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=etSh0w2tqt4

 

Suave: Sheesh!


You Can’t Blame Them


http://www.mlgoodell.webs.com

Hoping this one escapes the scalpel of Redstate’s censors, I submit the following:


Some of the few members of the media not currently sifting through past Rush Limbaugh transcripts in search of hints of misogyny have devoted themselves to commenting, either wryly or with a raised eyebrow of perplexity, on the news that neither former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin nor Senator John McCain (R-AZ) plan to watch the much-ballyhooed HBO docudrama “Game Change.”

Having read the book which served as the basis for the televised stew of half-truth and innuendo, I’m not sure I understand why anyone would be surprised or confused by this news. As a public service to those tempted to either watch the show or read the book, I submit for your edification a review I wrote when the book was still news in the literate world.

The shrewd prerelease leaking of details about

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s fondness for archaic racial terms has helped make John Heileman and Mark Halperin’s book, “Game Change,” a runaway best seller. Ostensibly a behind-the-scenes account of the 2008 Presidential campaign, the book reads like a novel, and manages to hold the reader’s interest to the very end, despite the fact that the ending was not in question.

The authors stated in their introduction that they were aiming for “the ground that lies between history and journalism.” If that ground is a pastiche of rumor and gossip, they have succeeded.

Heileman, national political correspondent and columnist for “New York” magazine, and Halperin, an editor and senior political analyst for “Time” magazine, relied on “deep background” interviews with junior and senior campaign staff and some of the candidates themselves to unleash the most dismaying bout of bloodletting and score-settling since the Rwanda genocide.

Sifting through this stack of soiled laundry and titillation, it was hard to escape the conclusion that if they would raise their sights from trivial politicians to really important Reality TV stars and sports celebrities, the authors might be able to land reporting gigs at “The National Enquirer” or even TMZ.com.

While Reid’s plantation patter led the daily news feeds, it didn’t begin to convey the scope and significance of the book’s revelations. From Elizabeth Edwards ripping her blouse off in an airport departure lounge and screaming, “Look at me!” to Sarah Palin rocking back and forth in a catatonic state while surrounded by heaps of clothing and half-eaten pizzas, the authors seemed to have as their goal the utter denigration of every public figure, save one.

Although Barack Obama came through nearly unscathed, in the interest of balance the authors were obligated to note that even he was flawed. For example, at times he had a tendency to defer to his advisors, even when he knew a better way to do things. Plus, he smokes.

If occasionally Obama unleashed a curse word or two, that’s okay. That’s how political leaders convey their gritty connection with the world. In fact, with the exception of Palin, it seems no national figure is capable of expressing the simplest emotion without larding it with a slew of F-bombs. Nobody could top John McCain, though. He once proved himself to be a potty-mouth Titan by unleashing a string of ten consecutive epithets, reducing his wife, Cindy, to tears. The authors did a nice job of using capital letters and punctuation to capture the eloquent modulation of McCain’s curses.

Somewhere deep inside this supermarket checkout counter work lies the kernel of relevance. The 2008 Presidential election did represent a game change. It was the first time the national media, on a wholesale basis, abdicated their responsibility to inform the public of public truths. Though rarely impartial, they had never before so blatantly chosen sides, going so far as to suppress information which reflected badly on their chosen candidate.

While not completely ignoring it, allowing Hillary Clinton and McCain to complain about the unlevel playing field, the authors, as two of the leading figures in the relevant media, declined to discuss this most significant element of change.

The book is highly readable, especially for those who like their revenge served hot and slimy, but it is a far cry from what has passed for political analysis in the past. Its only true historical value may lie in its depiction of a nation which has forgotten how to govern itself.