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Posted at 5:24pm on Apr. 6, 2008 Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear Me Say (Or Sing)

OPEN THREAD

By absentee

Time for another Sunday Afternoon Top Ten List Open Thread. Add your own suggestions for things we'd never hear you say (or sing).

10. Did you watch Olbermann last night?
9. (in aswer to #10) No, but I have it TiVo'd.
8. I'll have a Zima.
7. Could you put something decent on, Jessica?
6. We were at the Dixie Chicks concert and ...

Read on, number 1 even has video! (I'm so 2008)

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Posted at 11:18pm on Mar. 23, 2008 Top Ten Awkard Obama-Wright Moments

Open Thread

By absentee

In light of this Top Ten List youtube clip that Pejman sent around (LOVE number five ... wait, SIX .. awkward!), and my own recent Top 5 List Of Dumb Things I've Done, I'd like to start a ...

TOP TEN (OR FIVE) LISTS OPEN THREAD

Number 10: Obama attends Wright's church for twenty years!

Number 9: Wright comes to Hawaii for a visit. Obama's Grandma, upon meeting the Wright Reverend, surrenders her purse.

Number 8: Wright introduces Farrakhan to Obama. That's it. That's the joke.

Number 7: Obama's Grandma comes to Chicago and visits the church to apologize for Pearl Harbor, but Obama doesn't show. He's not there on those days.

Number 6: On Thanksgiving Obama asks the Wright Reverend to pass some turkey. The Reverend inquires white or dark meat? Obama says a little of each.

You can't believe I don't shut up, but there's more ...

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