And Tim James is the moderate in this race.

These are the languages in which the State of Alabama offers driver’s license exams: Arabic, Chinese, English, Farsi, French, German, Greek, Japanese, Korean, Russian, Spanish, Thai, and Vietnamese.

I wonder how many of them can read “no left turn” and “no passing” signs on the road after they get their license? Maybe they should post all road signs in 12 languages. As Rush would say, illustrating the absurd with the absurd.