A POLITICAL CHRISTMAS TALE

    ‘Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap. When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys They had come for my wallet They | Read More »

    A POLITICAL CHRISTMAS TALE

    ‘Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap. When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys They had come for my wallet They | Read More »

    A POLITICAL CHRISTMAS TALE

    ‘Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap. When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys They had come for my wallet They | Read More »

    A POLITICAL CHRISTMAS TALE

    ‘Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap. When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys They had come for my wallet They | Read More »

    BADA BING, a BADA BOOM!!

    Recently, I stumbled upon the following coversation my friend was having with a co-worker. He asked the co-workers little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’ She | Read More »

    PENN & TELLER- THE TOUTERS OF NO NEW NObama BULLS**T

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=491_5WxfcgI TOO FUNNY. AND SAD. but true.

    THE ADVENTURES OF BARRACHIO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bClMnGPwmUc THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP!

    TRICK? OR TREAT?

    Every election cycle in the past has always had some sort of an October Surprise. Kind of a GOTCHA! from each political party. (Consider it sort of an early Halloween trick, if you will). Some memorable;some,not so much. This week,thus far I would speculate that the Obama camp’s October Gotcha! was the announcement that Colin Powell would be honoring the Soci-Democratic party with his support | Read More »

    A POTPOURI OF POLITICAL QUIPS

    FROM Yahoo!Answers A question was pose and I posted my answer. It was chosen best by the other voters. NOT STOLEN OR MULTIPLE BALLOTS. ONE VOTE. ONE VOICE. Q: ‘What’s up with Obama’s 24/7 Dish infomercial? and what is the cost? who is paying for this? why not a McCain infomercial’ ? A: Best Answer – Chosen by Voters by The Red Rebel ITS CALLED | Read More »

    AMERImcCAIN

    This was given to me recently at our local Palin Rally from Geoff Ross, a close friend of Karl Rove’s. More of this ‘bad news’ would be a welcomed change right about now.. George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years. The first six the economy was fine. A little over one year ago: 1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year | Read More »

    WHO’S-AFRAID-OF-THE-BIG-BAD-WOLF-IN-SHEEPS-CLOTHING?

    “Oh hi grandma, listen,you don’t mind if lay low here for a couple of days do ya? My numbers are dropping in Florida and and I thought I’d go for the sympathy vote from the blue hairs, so I needed to use you as my excuse.” Now stand up and wave to the media at the window. Wolf in sheep’s clothing? Me thinketh that insults | Read More »

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    CHEVY CHASE-ing SARAH’S DUST!

    Let me see if I have this straight. Recently,even prior to Governor Palins October 18th ‘debut’ on Saturday Night Live, the junior juvenile satirists and players there(knighted as writers), have been vapidly vocal and vitriloic regarding the nomination, success and popularity of Governor Palin. And with that dubious position, have also been given an open sophomoric platform and soapbox to bash,vilify and even denigrate her | Read More »

    CHEVY CHASE-ing SARAH’S DUST!

    Let me see if I have this straight. Recently,even prior to Governor Palins October 18th ‘debut’ on Saturday Night Live, the junior juvenile satirists and players there(knighted as writers), have been vapidly vocal and vitriloic regarding the nomination, success and popularity of Governor Palin. And with that dubious position, have also been given an open sophomoric platform and soapbox to bash,vilify and even denigrate her | Read More »

    G.I. Joe Biden = ( Gaffe Ingenue)

    I know it’s stating the obvious,but apparently Joe Biden truly is the ONLY one who knows The One better than any other democrap in the entire democrapic party. What other explanation do you have for, when every time he gets a shot at cloying a microphone and making a molesting and derogatory anti-Obama statement, he inevitably ,takes the challenge and succeeds?! All his attempts at | Read More »

    Sorta tired ’bout defending my choice for president, going for offense here on out

    The chronic problem here regarding the candidate’s dermis color is : IF IT WALKS LIKE A GOOSE, LOOKS LIKE A GOOSE AND BEHAVES AS A GOOSE.. THEN CHANCES ARE PRETTY GOOD.. It’s a goose. And although I prefer a duck, It doesn’t warrant someone throwing it in my face that I am biased towards the duck because I don’t like the feather color of the | Read More »

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    “My what big teeth you have, and what big ears you have.Oh it’s you Barack”

    “Oh hi grandma, listen,you don’t mind if lay low here for a couple of days do ya? My numbers are dropping in Florida and and I thought I’d go for the sympathy vote from the blue hairs, so I needed to use you as my excuse.” Now get up and wave to the media at the window. Wolf in sheep’s closing? Me thinketh that insults | Read More »

    It’s as blatant as black and white. And black and white and…

    Food for thought..If ‘they’ can vote and say its not about race,(and WE KNOW that it is) then shouldn’t I be entitled to cast my vote and say that it isn’t as well?? My bias seeps rapidly when I am seeing his face ,hearing his voice and smelling his bull!! His thuggish actions make ME want to hire Vito Corleone and take his big ears | Read More »

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    A Farewell Speech..from the First G. W. (G.Washington, that is)

    George Washington’s Farewell Speech “Observe good faith and justice towards all Nations; cultivate peace and harmony with all. Religion and Morality enjoin this conduct; and can it be, that good policy does not equally enjoin it? It will be worthy of a free, enlightened, and, at no distant period, a great Nation, to give to mankind the magnanimous and too novel example of a people | Read More »

    STOP THE PRESSES,YOU FORGOT ABOUT..GOD.

    My dear fellow, I believe that a single thought is an opinion, but a written one becomes validation. You, wise sir, are not alone in your private fears. I have mulled these EXACT thoughts for months, as soon as I witnessed the ‘left handed writing on the wall’. The thoughts that you have extolled are the very notions that have lead me to lead the | Read More »

    W.W.J.D.?

    “Gentlemen, I have had you watched for a long time, and I am convinced that you have used the funds of the bank to speculate in the breadstuff’s of the country. When you won, you divided the profits amongst you,and when you lost you charged it to the bank. You tell me if I take the deposits from the bank and annul its charter, I | Read More »