Mancow Waterboarding Faked!


Promoted from diaries - and, on a personal note: the fact that Mancow couldn’t find anybody to shop this to that was better than Olbermann probably should have been a tell. - Moe Lane

Thanks to Allahpundit for tweeting this.

So did he fake it? That’s my assertion, based on Gawker getting some emails that seem to corroborate this premise:

Now, here’s the key email in the exchange, with Shafran saying in no uncertain terms that the whole thing is being staged as a hoax:

From: [redacted]

Date: Thu, May 21, 2009 at 1:38 PM

To: [redacted]

Cc: [redacted]

Subject: Re: URGENT

You are a ROCK STAR!!!

It is going to have to look “real” but of course would be simulated with Mancow acting like he is drowning. It will be a hoax but have to look real. Would be great if they could dress in fatigues and bring whatever is needed. We will supply the water

xxxx

Linda Shafran

Jerry Springer Show

454 N. Columbus Dr.

Chicago, IL 60611

PH: [redacted]

cell: [redacted]

Email: [redacted]

There’s a lot more at Gawker, including more emails, so make sure you read all of it. But I’d like to highlight a couple of things.

First, the technique used for Hitchens was COMPLETELY different than the technique for Mancow. It’s so different that it honestly looks like they are just pouring water on Mancow’s face. That’s it. If you listen to Hitchens describe his endeavor, he talks about a smothering feeling that you get from the towel and the mask when he tried to hold his breath. I dare say that Mancow got much more than water up his nose.

Second, notice how they pour the water in Hitchens’ vs Mancow’s. Again, very different.

Lastly, it looks like Mancow is holding his breath. And no, you don’t need to breathe in first to hold your breath. Just try it. Now watch his neck when they start pouring the water. His veins in his neck pop out a little, which suggests he is holding his breath, which would mean he is shutting off the passage way to his lungs. Even I hold my breath when I swin underwater. Water goes up my nose but I never drown or even feel like it.

Gawker also points out other differences in which both waterboardings were carried out. Hitchen’s looks scary as hell, while Mancow’s looks like something we might all try.

Either way, the more I look at it in combo with the emails that Gawker provides, the more I believe it’s a fake. Here’s the 2 videos for you to decide. What do you think?


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Dang.......

barry915barry Friday, May 29th at 12:44PM EDT (link)

“Hitchen’s looks scary as hell, while Mancow’s looks like something we might all try.”

Talk about an understatement!. Hitchens’ “excercise” looked pretty darn effective to me. Clearly a case of less is more.

 

Popcorn anyone?

Conservative_Heretic Friday, May 29th at 1:16PM EDT (link)

He needs to call himself Heifer the Emasculated if this is true. I had some respect for him hearing he had done it, but knowing this cat it seemed hardly credible he would actually do something real and serious.
If this is true it just furthers shows what a pandering media obsessed individual he is. Just my two cents.

 

If that was for real, Mancow's a real wimp

Raven Friday, May 29th at 1:54PM EDT (link)

Been through worse than that with squirt guns.

Nice, dramatic music for Hitchens…

HAHA!!!! Hicthens had stress cards!!!! Is that for real?! They give the water-boardees stress cards?! Or is that just for Hitchens?

Well, the cloth mask plus the heavy towel being held down like that would certainly give a different feeling, but there is no danger there the way the water was being poured. It’s the leadup to the whole thing that I think makes the real difference.
Even if you’d been given a tour and a walkthrough, once you’re blind-folded and hobbled like that, you can’t really be sure where you’re going or who’s taking you there.
Then the tie-down and no idea when the water is coming or how much…

There’s no real danger, but God that would mess with your head.

“Unlike cruel liberty that requires you to stand and take responsibility for your choices, kind tyranny requires only that you kneel and surrender your choices.”

 

Alien autopsy, anyone?

EagleWatcher Friday, May 29th at 1:58PM EDT (link)

Heh

Pomme Friday, May 29th at 3:15PM EDT (link)

Who knew my brothers waterboarded me when I was a kid.

Mancow never had much respect from me, but he now has none.

“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views” William F Buckley Jr.

 

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