As I was reading through my favorite sites today, I came across the very compelling story of the Rev. Michel Faulkner.  He is running against Charlie Rangel this fall, and something tells me that he may just have the right stuff to knock Prince Charlie right off his throne and into retirement either in the Dominican Republic or in a more appropriate jail cell.

His story is quite impressive, and he’s overcome some pretty tough odds to end up where he is today; a successful, conservative Pastor in a city that’s anything but.  I was impressed enough with his bio that I’ve already made a contribution to his campaign.  I don’t usually make such hasty contributions, but I did in his case because not only is he the right man for the job, he’s a conservative American of African descent who could really help us make some important inroads.  Check out his campaign site, and you’ll see what I mean.

Do the Democrats have an upper limit?  If they go with the Slaughter solution now and are successful, is there any whim or future utopian power fancy that they won’t feel free to pursue?  Will there be enough of us to stand before the shattering gates of our Republic’s battlements to repair the damage and counterstrike with extreme prejudice when the liberal deluge temporarily flames out?  These questions keep me awake at night.  We are living in truly dark times and our divine Republic’s future stands on the edge of a razor.

I really believe that our problems started because  too many souls have turned away from the light of God.  With all of the trappings of modern life, too few souls even bother to ponder the divinity of our Nation’s founding.  Who among them knows that General Washington was literally saved on many occasions by freak fogs or tidal rivers that mysteriously forgot to change currents thus allowing him to escape and fight freely another day?  How many know that our diverse group of Founding Fathers beyond being brilliant were also humble enough to understood that there has only ever been one perfect man to walk the face of the earth? Who knows that because of that the blessed Constitution they wrote was to establish that we are a nation of laws not of men? They knew that our Constitution had to be supreme because they knew that man is inherently weak and prone to megalomaniacal expansion of improper power. The faith the majority of our fathers and mothers had to get them by and light the way through the historic tempests of their ages has been replaced with the beer and circus mindlessness of modern me me me culture. 

Because we have lost our history, we may very well now lose our Nation. Our modern complacence to the intrusive encroachment of godless liberalism can be blamed on many things.  Sure, the bells and whistles of sideshow modern life are partially to blame; but so too is the criminally negligent America is historically bad teaching (indoctrination) puked out in virtually every public skrew’ll every day across the fruited plain.

These liberals/socialists/communists really know what they’re doing.  They’ve destroyed the work ethic among too many of our fellow citizens and with it the very American essence of self improvement and delayed gratification through hard work that is the promise of this land.  God is just a word to be bandied about almost exclusively followed by some variation of the word d@mn. Our rights are not understood to be granted by God but bestowed by government.   Our Founders have been assaulted with the very worst but effective technique known to man; they have destroyed them in the minds’ of our young.  They, the liberals have planted this weedy garden for over a hundred years and only now have become bold enough to fully gather in the poison fruits of their evil toil.

So I ask you again, if the Slaughter rule is allowed to pass, will there be any upper limit to what these wretches attempt to inflict?  Get down on your knees and pray, then grab your kids and teach them what America really is and that this land was divinely inspired and protected by the very hand of God.  It is only through him that we will be victorious.  It is only through them that this country has any hope of being the shining city on a hill again.  God bless you all.

One thing that has become abundantly clear to this hard working American conservative is that the public loves the theatrics of a good protest.  This method works to bring “real change”, just ask el Senator McCain.  While it’s true that we who actually get up in the morning, slam down some coffee, kiss the spouse and willingly head out the door to make the widgets that make the world go round have little time to be Sharpton or Jackson-esque in our approach to the reform of government through protests during the day; it has become abundantly clear that it is incumbent for us to do so after whipping out said widgets in the P.M..  Whew!  That was a long a$$ sentence!

While we may not have the practice of the protest down to a fine art as the Justice Brothers do, I think it’s high time we work on our learners’ permits.  This cirque du mort in Washington must be told that their clowns are not funny, that their theatrics are scaring the living bat snot out of us, and that we don’t want their shows coming anywhere near our towns, states, or regions on a permanent basis.  Besides that, their main attraction is full of braying asses that stink up the joint with stinky dung heaps and kick you in the daddy parts any chance they get.  That’s where the After 5:00 Rallies will come in.

What I’m suggesting should now happen nationwide are orchestrated, peaceful conservative protests in every town that can muster a freedom regiment on a minute’s notice.  Instead of smashing windows, burning cars and clashing with police as the leftist nutjobs do, I suggest we incorporate cleaning up the areas we protest in to be in better shape than before we arrived.  Anarchists, racists and other plain loons will not be allowed.  Activities such as cleaning ditches or painting over graffiti should be embraced.  In this way, we can build a secondary message that when we are put back in charge, the path towards freedom is going to be cleaned up and disinfected with Clorox and a Brillo pad.

We can utilize the power of the internet and one of our greatest assets talk radio to spread the word of specific protests in specific towns on specific days.  Well organized rallies should be able to crank out large numbers as we tap in to our collective psyches that shout collectives are like Jones brand Kool Aid.  While it’s true that the national drive-by media will ignore us, we can flank their obfuscation by gunning for the local media outlets’ attentions.  This, in fact, is a crucial central goal.  Media is much more receptive on the local level, because they’re usually begging for relevant and exciting news to report.  If they report it with an overtly liberal bias, it is much easier to exert pressure on them to report real facts.  Two hundred angry complainers to a local station is infinitely more powerful than two thousand angry callers to a national network.  Both media groups may well be dominated by lib reporters, but only the local media can have their daily jobs turned into a living hell.  Keep the pressure on, it works for Alinski’s radicals, it can work for us too.

By flanking the drive-by national media, we can further relegate them to the status of buggy whips after the dawning of Ford’s assembly line.  They need to pay several pounds of flesh back to every one of us, and the best way to do that is to speed along their shrinking relevance.  I want my grandkids that I will have someday to ask me “Grandpa, what was NBC?” (ditto MSNBC, CNN, CBS, Time, Newsspeak err., Newsweek, etc. etc.).

Reject the arguments that will undoubtedly come your way about conservative protests from fellow conservatives.  The “conservatives don’t protest”, or “we’ve never done those kinds of things before” arguments need to be relegated to the ash heaps of history.  One man can make a difference, but a huge crowd makes a statement.  Join me brothers and sisters!  America is too precious a treasure to just cast aside like a used condom, especially a free slightly used condom from the “stimulus”, I mean stealfromus spending program.  Our freedoms are now imperiled and our brave fallen cry out “AVENGE US, WE DID NOT DIE IN VAIN TO SEE YOU PISS OUR RIGHTS AWAY!!!”  When I’m standing in front of my maker some day and he asks me what I did to stop the destruction of his divinely inspired America, I want to tell him that I fought with every fiber of my constitutionally protected rights to do right by him.  GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Who cares, and what’s this all about?  What does a personal affinity for banjo and fiddle hick music have to do with anything RedState stands for or deems appropriate topic-wise you ask?  PLENTY!

You see, I plan to be a thorn in the backside of every Rock and Roll, R & B, Hip Hop and Rap station in my area after they implement the localism requirement.  I hope you will strongly consider doing the same in your area.  They may be able to set the rules for now, but we have the pain in the ass ability to hold them to their own standards.

So, if you love a Tiny Tim version of ‘Tip-Toe Through The Tulips’, and want to hear it everyday on your local Rap station, make sure your voice is heard by using all means necessary.  If you think Dolly’s ‘Coat Of Many Colors’ song should be heard everyday on your classic rock station, assert the new diversity standards The One sets forth on stone tablets to guide you towards success.  

If these folks want to play fast and loose with the First Amendment, then it’s going to have to cut  both ways.  Incidentally, I really do love Bluegrass banjo music, and I plan on making every other soul listen to it too if this localism bull$#!t goes through.

She’s had nothing but bad luck,

since her hubby went out cattin’ with whores.

So she went on with Bill de Press man

to take out all her frustrations there.

She laid it all on the table,

she’ll take us back to the past.

She’s but a cow in his roving eyes,

so she’s going to see our free speech rights smashed!

She’s just a Stalin woman,

with free speech on her mind,

beware this Stalin woman,

she’s gonna take it.

She’s just a Stalin woman,

with free speech on her mind,

beware this Stalin woman,

she’s gonna stab now from behind!

Deb told de Press freedom lingers,

while twisting fast that ring on her hand.

She might not stop him from doinking strangers,

but she can see our free speech rights canned.

He stinks of perfume from some skank ho,

she becomes Cybill some more.

She can’t stop his sick roving eyes,

but she can kick our rights out the door!

She’s just a Stalin woman,

with free speech on her mind.

Beware this Stalin woman,

she’s gonna take it.

She’s just a Stalin woman,

with free speech on her mind.

Beware this Stalin woman,

she’s gonna stab now from behind!

When she’s out on a stormy night

to bail out her knave man who paid strays,

this left lady in deep thought stares,

thinkin’ how to kill our free ways.

She’s clearly mad and unstable,

she’ll take us back to the past.

She’s but a cow in her hubby’s eyes,

so she’s gonna see our free speech rights smashed!

She’s just a Stalin woman,

with free speech on her mind.

Beware this Stalin woman,

she’s gonna take it!

She’s just a Stalin woman,

with free speech on her mind,

beware this Stalin woman,

she’s gonna Stab Now from behind!

Senator Debbie “Stalin Woman” Stabenow, this song’s for you!

First sir, congratulations on your winning the chairmanship of our R N C.  I’m excited to see our party led by someone who doesn’t mind ruffling feathers to do what needs to be done.  I’ve seen you mix it up when you’ve sat in for Hannity before.  This skill will do you well on the hard road ahead of us.  

Now, a bit of friendly advice, any Republican that votes for this stimulus abomination needs to have ALL RNC campaign funds taken away and they need to be primaried with assistance to their Republican adversaries.  If Senators Specter, Snowe, and Collins want to become Democrats, let them go; good riddance to bad rubbish.  We need to stand for bold colors not pale pastels.

When we waste money protecting these liberal North Eastern senators, we not only do our party a disservice, but America as well.  I consider it an unpardonable travesty that otherwise red states could be represented by even one Democrat senator.  How is it that Montana and North Dakota have two?

We could let these North Eastern rinos go and still gain a majority by fighting tooth and nail to gain hegemony in our conservative heartland.  We don’t need North Eastern liberals in our party.  Let them go to those they have a strong affinity for.

Note to Senator Specter- we in Kansas are not proud of the fact that you grew up here.  Maybe some adventurous youth will tear down the sign in Russell that boasts you grew up there.  You suck!

Hope and change won the day on eleven and four.

Hope and change oft were spoken by Prez Forty Four.

And the masses, they bought it, hook, line, and sinker,

that the seas would recede once arrived this great thinker.

But the bloom it has fallen off most rosy cheeks,

and the fainting has stopped now whenever he speaks.

Seas will recede but recession will not?

To me this seems psychotic, a lib power plot.

Why do you cry wolf causing markets bad karma?

Spare us the drama new POTUS Obama!

In my historical understanding of the fall of the Western Roman Empire, the last emperor Romulus Augustus was deposed by the barbarian Odoacer in 476 because of some very specific reasons.  While lead poisoning and moral depravity no doubt contributed, the main factor was prima facie.  The Romans had invited too many barbarians into their lands.

While this analogy isn’t perfect by any stretch, the leftist Democrats in control of this country have done roughly the same thing.  In order to achieve numerical superiority, they have invited many conservative leaning blue dogs into both houses with their superior campaign support.   Why elected Republicans haven’t made better use out of coalitions with blue dogs is beyond me.  

What isn’t beyond me is this; I know for a fact that intense pressure can be placed on elected Democrats in red states and districts.  I’m not bragging, but I was thanked by my new Republican Rep. Lynn Jenkins for the well timed letters to the editor against our former Democrat Rep. Nancy Boyda.  Boyda changed her tune on oil exploration after a zinger of a letter in August.  Other letter writers were effective at ensuring she voted against the first bailout.  She lost, but she was pressured into doing the right things toward the end anyway.

The following is a list of what I believe are vulnerable Democrat Senators.  I’m not listing them because they are blue dogs, I am including them because they come from what I consider right leaning states or states with significant conservative minorities.

Kent Conrad – North Dakota

Byron Dorgan – North Dakota

Mark Begich – Alaska

Blanche Lincoln – Arkansas

Mark Pryor – Arkansas

Michael Bennet – Colorado

Mark Udall – Colorado

Tom Harkin – Iowa

Mary Landrieu – Louisiana

Clair McCaskill – Missouri

Max Baucus – Montana

John Tester – Montana

Ben Nelson – Nebraska

Tim Johnson – South Dakota

Jim Webb – Virginia

Mark Warner – Virginia

Kay Hagan – North Carolina

In my mind there are at least 17 Democrats from red to fairly red states that need to have the vice tightened down on them with letters to the editor.  If you live in one of these states, it is your sacred duty to write a well defined and forceful letter to the editor, especially if you live in one of the larger cities or the capital of your state as I do.  DON’T SHIRK THIS!!!   Just do it.

If you are unlucky enough to have a rino that wishes he/she was an ass, do the same thing only more tersely.  They need to worry about their electoral futures, so it’s no time to be nice.  To keep them from gaining cloture, I figure that we need at least half of the aforementioned Senators to become mavericks to overcome our own maverick problems.  If they’re for this garbage, they need to suffer many lost nights’ sleep worrying about their careless future decision.  Our nation is depending on you!  

If you’re not from one of these states but know someone who is, CONTACT THEM!  Don’t think twice, call them ASAP.  If anyone needs help writing something up, I’d love to help you.  We must never surrender or go quietly into the great night.  Our ancestors would shun us and our progeny will spit on our unkempt graves if we sit back and do nothing.

Lib-Lite Sheep, Lib-Lite Sheep,

Lib-Lite Sheep with (R) words,

back to the Fever Swamp in fear,

slink the Meekpublicans.

Sound off bi-partisans!

Kid glove the libs they peep.

Back to the Fever Swamp in fear,

slink the Meekpublicans.

Sound off bi-partisans!

Are all but few afraid?

Scared though old Dutch showed how,

see, the R Senate spilled the beans,

they’ll not make harsh replies,

they’ll but save North-Eastern guys,

good sense eschewed and fried,

back in the Fever Swamp full fear,

rules the Meekpublicans.

Scammin’ to the right of them,

scammin’ to the left of them,

scammin’ right in front of them,

Obama’s plans not questioned,

entranced it seems by McLame’s spells,

meekly they’ll peep, not yell,

cold chills their swamp of fear,

now to their self imposed new hell,

slink the Meekpublicans!

Dash not one leftist’s dream,

dash not one of their crooked schemes,

now dies our three-legged Reagan theme,

and socialism smiles!

This leaves free folk to wonder,

plunged now in left-spun agitprop,

can the rise of State be stopped?

Bolshevik-like ruin,

sows well its evil crop!

Few Rs now fight these Huns,

and fair liberty now cries,

WHERE ARE THE REPUBLICANS!?

Scammin’ to the right of them,

scammin’ to the left of them,

scammin’ right in front of them,

Obama’s plans not questioned,

entranced it seems with McLame’s spells,

meekly they peep, not yell,

while liberty is hacked and felled,

they stand stone cold in fear,

though doing so ensures all hell,

WHERE ARE THE REPUBLICANS!?

Who will stop what’s being done?

O for things lost that were blood one!

All free folk now angered!

Honor not these slinking scum!

Honor but our few champions,

not one, not one Meekpublican!

In this age of the gold calf, great men seem in short supply.  Sorry Lord Tennyson, no Light Brigades here.

Pray for America. Pray for Israel. That’s all I have to say.

I hope Berg presses his case now to the SCOTUS. I also now believe that there is something to his claim seeking clarification on Obama’s birth records. If an ordinary citizen can’t obtain redress for grievance on this, just what can we seek redress on?

There is also a question about the military and/ or any federal employee who has taken the oath to protect and defend the Constitution. Can such oath swearers bring suit? If Berg can’t sue for clarification on this, then who can? We can’t let this stand. This judge is not honorable. Does this action make you feel more or less confident that there’s nothing to Berg’s claim?

We all had one or know of one. Maybe we were even the guilty party. The recipe for a bad hairdo equaled and still equals a distracted parent, a small child, and a wayward pair of scissors. Each one of my siblings and I had occasion to procure a pair and do our own poor impression of the local barber on ourselves. I remember my little brother looking like Frankenstein when he got done with himself, but the damned funniest memory I have is my little sister’s doll when she got through with her.

My sis went everywhere with Whoopsie. From the moment she woke up to the moment she fell asleep, it seems that Whoopise was never far away. She loved that doll like any little girl loves her favorite doll. She loved her so much that when she procured a pair of scissors, she forever changed Whoopsie’s perfect factory styled hair. When she got done with her, she looked more like Sinead O’ Conner or Annie Lennox.

Even though my sis loved that doll so much, when she finally obtained the power to change (with scissors) her Whoopsie, she did so with the careless innocence any child possesses. We, (her three older brothers), started calling Whoopsie Butch from then on, and added to her declining grace by giving her some ink pen tattoos that really completed the look. Mom and Dad were upset (mostly with us boys) and got sis a new doll. Whoopsie was then cast from favor, and her whereabouts are now unknown.

Today’s liberals get very angry when you say they don’t love America. I suppose in their own twisted ways they actually do, but only if you understand their love for America in the same way you perceive a careless little kid cutting her dolly’s hair. With power (scissors, or majority status) both take something that is good but may not exactly be perfect and proceed to destroy it. The little kid with scissors carelessly cuts off dolly’s hair, and the liberal takes a fine republic and cuts off stuff like the First Amendment, Second Amendment, military superiority, free market capitalism, and anything else that’s commonly understood by conservatives to be a necessary component for continued success. The big brothers then come in and make it even worse by adding the permanent tattoos of socialistic entitlement programs that completely ruin what had been a force of good. Eventually, both are then thrown onto the ash heap of history.

Unlike the careless little kid’s dolly though, the hack job you get from entrenched and careless liberal power can never be forgotten. With their secular nature, they seek to find utopia in this life instead of teaching others and guiding their lives now to have it in the next. Change is their mantra, and is ALWAYS geared towards the fulfillment of a more perfect collectivist ideology. They may say they love this country, but they most definitely don’t love it the way most of us do. America is too important to leave in the hands of these childlike libs with freedom hacking scissors.

With the massive voter fraud perpetrated on our nation by ACORN, I believe the best way to ensure that power is transferred peacefully in the future is the purple finger. I thought it was a stroke of pure genius to do so in Iraq to prevent fraud, and if their problem with it was a tidal wave, ours is a tsunami.

If anything should be agreed upon by the two parties, it should be the safeguarding of elections from fraud. If the Democrats aren’t in favor of it, it can be used in campaigns against any who oppose. My uncle and cousin that died fighting in Vietnam didn’t do so so to protect ACORN’s right to meddle in the election process. My Dad and all of his brothers plus my Grandfather didn’t proudly serve this nation’s various military branches to ensure that some godless, uber leftists could ruin this nation’s most basic tenet of freedom (one person, one vote). The memory of all our nation’s Patriots is being spat upon by these demons.

Early voting needs to be stopped nationwide. Absentee voting should only be allowed for those with a bona fide handicap or who proudly serve in our military. What we are seeing these days is nothing short of treason. It will eventually lead to open violence if it isn’t nipped in the bud, because a legitimately disillusioned voter who is wronged by having his/her vote cancelled out by the fraud of others is a potential stick of dynamite. An electorate that becomes composed of a majority of wronged voters is a nuclear bomb. I don’t want to see that, and neither do you.

Since purple is the supposed color of bi-partisanship, it is the obvious choice. I have talked to friends of a liberal slant who are absolutely appalled by the actions of ACORN. Most of them don’t like this manipulation of democracy any more than we do. If it takes a constitutional amendment to put this in place, it needs to be fought for. I believe action needs to be taken on this if we don’t want to have our election integrity reduced to that of a third world banana republic’s. We owe it to the memory of every man and woman that has ever served this nation’s military with honor.

I don’t buy it. Senator McCain had Obama on the ropes all night. Senator McCain had a commanding presence throughout the evening. He got some incredible uppercuts in and Barry looked like the cat that just ate the bird when he was trying to smile his way through the pain. That smile and his stuttering nuanced responses on a variety of subjects was not impressive.

That is why Frank Luntz’s agitprop was so surprising. Those four “undecided” voters that spoke of Obama with a gleam of Obamacult in their eyes and how Frank Luntz said it was “a good night” for Obama made me think of two things, campaign plants and payola. Senator McCain beat Senator Government with a TKO. If I want to watch someone who can act good, I’ll go watch a Robert Duvall flick. Suave and sophisticated aren’t important to me in my presidential candidate.

Yesterday, I saw a Tim Mahoney Press Conference in which I noticed my Representative Nancy Boyda looking on in the background. I’ve tried to find a video link of it on the net, but so far I’ve found nothing. I would really appreciate it if someone could provide a link so I can confirm. I’m thinking about doing an letter to the editor here in Kansas in which I juxtapose her standing in support of him with her walking out on a 4 Star General when he came before the Armed Services Committee to testify about Iraq. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Yesterday, I saw a Tim Mahoney Press Conference in which I noticed my Representative Nancy Boyda looking on in the background. I’ve tried to find a video link of it on the net, but so far I’ve found nothing. I would really appreciate it if someone could provide a link so I can confirm. I’m thinking about doing an letter to the editor here in Kansas in which I juxtapose her standing in support of him with her walking out on a 4 Star General when he came before the Armed Services Committee to testify about Iraq. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

With all of the uncertainty out there right now, I thought I’d write a short brag, err, diary about my son Adam. I’m writing it to lighten your day a bit and give you something positive to combat the negative. There are some great upcoming conservatives out there!

My mother-in-law is a nice person as long as politics aren’t discussed. To set the table here a bit, I know better than to discuss them around her, and she knows better than to discuss them around me. She is a bleeding heart liberal and I’m somewhere right of Reagan.

When she came to visit yesterday, I wasn’t feeling well, so I stayed home while she took my wife and son out to eat. When she went home later, I thought, wow, that went fairly well for once. I thought that until Adam told me what transpired when they were out.

It seems my mother-in-law tried to take advantage of my absence to preach the benefits of voting for Barry Obama with my son. I’ll have you know that Adam wasn’t having any of it, and he handed it right back to her as to why Obama would be a terrible choice and McCain was clearly the better selection.

As I wasn’t there, the following conservative responses by my 12 year old are here presented in no particular order.

Grandma- “Sarah Palin isn’t qualified to be Vice-President, she doesn’t have the experience.”

Adam- “Governor Palin has more experience running a government than Senator McCain, Senator Obama, and Senator Biden put together. All they’ve done is vote. She’s had to make decisions.

Grandma- “John McCain is too old to be President.”

Adam – “John McCain has about 30 years more experience than Obama, and he’s given us more information about his life. Obama hides information about his.”

Adam (on the attack)- “Did you know that Obama is friends with a terrorist?”

Grandma- “Do you think that make Obama a terrorist too?”

Adam- “No, but it’s scary that he sees no problem with having a terrorist for a friend.”

Grandma- “He was only 8 years old when that happened.”

Adam- “What does that have to do with the fact that he’s friends with a terrorist?”

Adam- (On the attack again)- ” Did you know that he supports a guy in Kenya named Odinga who lost his election and then had his supporters riot and burn churches and kill over a thousand people?”

Grandma (surprised)- “No, where did you get that information?”

Adam- “My Dad told me about it yesterday.”

Grandma- “Your Dad is trying to convince you that Obama is a bad guy.”

Adam- “No, I made that decision by myself, and I hope he’s not elected.”

Again, I am proud as punch of my twelve year old. He had the courage to go toe to toe with his Grandma and do so both respectfully and effectively. He seemed pretty concerned that what he said didn’t seem to have any effect on Grandma’s opinions, but I told him to get used to it because with people like her you could show them video proof they had committed a crime and it wouldn’t make any difference. I pray that millions of others out there are guiding their children toward understanding the tricks of the left and to stand up for their beliefs and not be fooled or scared. Anyway, I hope this helped if you’re having a bad day.

There is a new online petition you can sign onto, and I encourage everyone to do so. Let’s be the counterpunch to their efforts.
http://stopacorn.org/index.php?option=com_rsform&ltemid=5

She’s made a few bucks up in Chi – Ca – Go,

where she has a show for gals known as Po – Ta – Toes,

Couch – Po – Ta – Toes – Cow – Ouch – Po – Po – Ta – Toes!

When she walks on the stage, they’re all deep entranced.

She’ll cry there on cue, and then she’ll sell them fat pants!

She’s their O – Prah – O – P – R – A – O – Prah,

O – P – R – A – O – Prah!

Well, they’re not the world’s most goal driven babes,

but when O Time arrives, you best get outta their way!

Time for O – Prah! O – P – R – A – O – Prah,

O – P – R – A – O – Prah!

Well, she thinks they’re dumb, but they don’t understand,

why she’ll talk to O – Bam – A but not with Pa – Lin,

O – Sar – Pa – Lin – O – O – Sar – Ah – Pa – Lin,

O – O – Sar – Ah – Pa – Lin!

O pushed them away.

O locked up her doors.

O said “NO!” some more.

O won’t hear their pleas,

to talk with their star named a Sar – Ah – P.!

Well, it’s O’s big show, and she don’t hafta play.

O – Bam – A’s the man she’s gonna help on his way!

Dear ole O – Prah – O – P – R – A – O – Prah,

O – P – R – A – O – Prah!

Behind O’s big skirt B. O.’s hidin’, wailin’.

It’s clear as rain, he’s Straight Talk scared of Pa – Lin,

Sar – Ah – Pa – Lin – Pa – Pa – Pa – Pa – Pa – Lin,

Pa – Pa – Sar – Ah – Pa – Lin!

Well, Sarah’d left home just a week before,

and she’d never ever ran for V. P. before.

Then Sarah smiled and helped John’s POTUS plans.

She said HEY B. O., YOU’RE A GIRLY MAN!

Well, Oprah’s closed world hates conservative plans.

We know what we know, she loves her girly lib man!

So BYE! say Po – Ta – Toes,

Ta – Ta – O – Prah – O – Prah – O – P – R – A – O – Prah,

O – Prah – O – P – R – A – O – Prah,

Ta – Ta, see ya O – Prah.

I just wanted to share my letter to the editor the Topeka Capital Journal ran today. My district is currently represented by a liberal Democrat named Nancy Boyda. She has been trying to dodge her voting record against domestic energy production by saying she’s all for drilling, but her record proves otherwise. I would encourage all of those represented by a D in an otherwise R leaning district to write your local papers too. There were only 17 D’s that voted against adjourning in the House. Hit them hard if they were on the wrong side of history.

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