I came to Texas to visit my birth mom and meet my two baby sisters.

She woke up this morning and came in wearing a Barack Obama shirt. At my look of disgust she said (in spanish), “Don’t tell me you don’t like Obama!?”

“No. I don’t like idiots.”

“But he’s Black!”

Ladies and gentlemen. The reasons the disillusioned people of America thought he was the right choice.

She then went ahead to call me a racist.