Democrat Fools on al Qaeda’s Syrian Hill

    Bill Clinton says jump and Commander-in-Chief Barack Obama’s administration asks, how high? [Former President] Bill Clinton told Sen. John McCain he agrees that President Barack Obama should act more forcefully to support anti-Assad rebels in Syria, saying the American public elects presidents and members of Congress “to see down the road” and “to win.” At another point during a closed-press event Tuesday, Clinton implied that Obama or any president | Read More »

    Pollsters embarrassed by Sanford win, Cockstradamus ends retirement

    servatives wandering aimlessly in the political wilderness since the Obama re-election of 2012 disaster without their strong male role model and Palmetto State oracle  now roosted atop Stone Mountain of Georgia, take heart.   That fearless fighting rooster marked his return to political prognostications last Monday, the day before Mark Sanford’s landslide victory over Stephen Colbert’s sister, via this column, thusly: Our Stone Mountain-of-Georgia-roost-view of the | Read More »

    Hillary blamed Benghazi on video days before Rice

    Both the Secretary of State and Ambassador to the United Nations lied with President Obama’s blessing to cover up a false Obama/Biden re-election campaign narrative claiming their administration had decapitated al Qaeda. Yet, both before and after Hillary Clinton’s disgraceful, “What difference, at this point, does it make” Benghazi testimony under oath on Capitol Hill, the focus of those in the media has been nearly exclusively focused on Susan | Read More »

    Cruz-in’ for a bruisin’, bullet wound-witness Feinstein got none

    Emotion-based Democrat’s argument for banning specific models of semi-automatic weapons deserved better refutations than those offered by Republican Lawyer Cruz Senator Diane Feinstein (D-CA) reads bullet wounds like Hermann Rorschach read psychiatric patients’ ink blot interpretations; and we suspect the diagnosis of Feinstein’s view of blood-splatter patterns as requiring the banning of precisely 157 guns would be one of delusions of grandeur. Predictably, the former Mayor of San Francisco’s | Read More »

    More questions McCain-Graham must needs Rand ask

    Still burping up  undigested arugula that Michelle makes Barack serve to dinner guests, War Hawks Johnny and Lindsey emerged from the shadows of fellow Republican Rand Paul’s drone-limit filibuster triumph with senatorial jealously dripping from their respective lips: From those of Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC)… “This idea that we’re going to use a drone to attack a citizen in a cafe in America is ridiculous.” From those of Sen. John | Read More »

    Attack on Woodward reveals Obama dependency on media cover

    Voters must be continuously misinformed for Democrats to win electoral majorities The real story arising out of the White House attacks against the reporting of Bob Woodward on the sequester budget cuts is not whether Gene Sperling’s email was a veiled threat of retaliatory action lest retractions be forthcoming. Maybe Valerie Jarrett is already on the phone to David Gregory to persuade him of better | Read More »

    Assuming the risk of Carnivals, concussions and car parts

    Common law trial lawyers, judges and juries better remedy for sports and entertainment injury risks than politics Lady and gentlemen, start your engines! (Lawyers may wish to prepare Summons and Complaints even as spectators assume the risk.) Less than an hour from now, those most famous words in racing will be uttered sending 43 drivers to the start-finish line for the 55th running of NASCAR’s | Read More »

    GOP Sequester Retort Must Be: Obama’s Discretionary Threats

    And not that Obama merely proposed “it”. Congress passed “it”, but “it” is a small decrease in automatic budget law increase and does not require the specific draconian budget cuts that the Chief executive threatens and could easily be absorbed without resort to any so threatened. Here is the actual text of the actual sequestration bill that the Republican House and Democratic Senate passed; and | Read More »

    Today is only ONE President’s Day: The Father of our Country

    It is fitting that if we are to celebrate just one President as a national holiday that it be the Father of our Country, without whose leadership and character there would be no Shining City on a Hill. And yes, today’s federal holiday is still, and always has been, declared in federal law, as Washington’s Birthday, not any so-called amorphous “President’s Day” requiring celebrations of | Read More »

    Obama on contraception, hot; jobs, cold; Benghazi? lukewarm spue

    With order being restored following an embassy breach by protesters in Cairo and the first attack on a U.S. embassy or consulate in 33 years still ongoing in Benghazi, President Obama neither moved up his previously scheduled 5 p.m.  appointment with his Secretary of Defense Panetta nor checked in afterwards. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee | Read More »

    Groundhog Gen. Beauregard Lee, SB XLVII and global warming

    But for early springs, Obama’s Bush-Tsunami-ATM-Hurricane Sandy-weakened economy would be worse Forterners and Former Browns will meet today, Super Bowl Sunday, in the man-made temperature-controlled Super Dome, less than 24 hours after The Sun set on Groundhog Day. In Lilburn, Georgia, Gen. Beauregard Lee, PhD (Doctor of Groundology, Georgia State and Doctor of Weather Prognostication, UGA)  promised less than six more weeks of winter given the overcast shadow-killing skies | Read More »

    Selective amnesia, Common Law require non-voting rights amnesty now

    Common Law principles of adverse possession, waiver and laches as applied to illegal immigrants would serve the interests of justice Conservatives must do justice for long-term residents of the United States, unconnected to the issue of border security. Either it is morally right to treat otherwise letter-of-the-law-abiding immigrants that crossed our non-serious Southern border without official permission long ago, like criminals, or it is morally | Read More »

    Long wait for voting rights an amnesty must

    Loving neighbors we welcomed long ago does not require fast track naturalization Early during the 2012 Republican presidential nomination process, prompted by Gov. Rick Perry’s defense of in-state tuition equality for illegal immigrant residents of the Lone Star state, this column came out for non-voting rights amnesty for long-term residents, even before the border is secured, based upon the immoral treatment of them as “criminals” given the de | Read More »

    Concealed carry better than denying rights to more ‘mentally ill’

    Democrats more interested in disarming the law-abiding, seizing more power than reducing gun violence There has been a drastic reduction in crime in the united States over the past 40 years, including violent crime, with and without assault weapons bans, primarily due to demographics and tougher sentencing. An aging population commits less crime. Americans reacted against the lax, criminal-coddling liberal Democrat laws and Supreme Court rulings | Read More »

    The kind of people who abide 55 million abortions

    The infantilization of American adults and the death of shame in killing infants How many PETA members are pro-life? Just asking because they are famous for opposing the killing of rodents and in watching one’s step lest one commit reckless ant-icide. But of course, if they had to buy Pampers on a regular basis, they might not be able to afford the BMW payments or | Read More »

    Inaugural Obama strawmen GOP must refute

    Conservative principles that make the Party of Lincoln and Reagan grand must be defended daily by those nominated and elected under the GOP banner. We can’t assume that potential voters aren’t influenced by big liberal Democrat lies. Yesterday, on fake Inauguration Day (as per the U.S. Constitution, President Obama took the operational Oath at Noon on Sunday, January 20), we got the more tepid post-re-election-mortem | Read More »

    What MLK would say on Obama, poverty, guns, abortion, etc.

    Tomorrow, America’s first Black President will deliver his Second Inaugural Address on the national holiday named for the Black preacher that dreamed of a day when Americans would judge their fellow man by the content of their character, and not by the color of their skin. Roosted atop Stone Mountain of Georgia, let’s make it so. During a 1980s lobbying trip to Capitol Hill on | Read More »

    Are executive gun orders a ‘tax’ under Obamacare, Mr. Chief Justice?

    We had to pass The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (ACA), aka Obamacare, before then-Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said we could find out exactly what was in it. We found out that “The Secretary shall decide…”, or other words to that effect, appear over 100 times in the ACA. It turns out that since arms, and the bearing thereof, “affect” health (and, | Read More »

    GOP must call out Obama’s Big ‘default’ Lie, chide Bernanke

    And it would help if Bernanke would stop enabling the Big Liar Just as in the 2011 battle over the raising of the debt ceiling, President Barack Obama is again accusing Republicans in Congress of “risking default” unless they raise the debt limit before it is reached within the next two months. It was Big Lie in 2011, just as it is now, in 2013. | Read More »

    Lew’s signature: Ego, Eagleton or IQ problem?

    Usually when one sees such scribbling on U.S. currency it is evidence of a technical violation of federal law and that gravity was employed to cause ink to flow to the tip of the previously unresponsive violator’s pen. When seen other than on currency it is usually an adult’s boredom-induced doodling; a third-grader’s first attempt at cursive writing or markings made by a monkey that | Read More »

    Dr. Debthate or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Government Shutdowns

    President Obama’s blindness to government spending problem, and insistence on ever more tax increases on the rich towards always moving fair share-goalposts, makes refusal of the Republican House to raise the debt ceiling an acceptable option. In the wake of the 2010 tea partier conservative epic GOP mid-term election landslide that returned control of the House of Representatives to the party, this columnist urged Republicans | Read More »

    What Republicans can’t do, can do, ought do and must do

    Only President Barack Obama can cause the U.S. to default on its sovereign debt, and congressional Republicans must make this fact clear to the American people before the current debt ceiling is reached. And only by owning the definition of “default” does the minority party in control of only one house of Congress have any chance of using the debt limit debate to rein in | Read More »

    Hope Hillary Heals for Hunger Games Hearing

    Americans at home and abroad at the mercy of indifferent and unaccountable Capitol City, with no Katniss in sight [As this column was being prepared, we learned that its main subject was hospitalized for treatment of a blood clot resulting from a concussion she sustained earlier this month. We wish Secretary of State Hillary Clinton a full and quick recovery.] Four dead in Benghazi after | Read More »

    If either’s a “token”, it’s Barack Obama, not Tim Scott

    Unqualified failure is the surest sign of a “token”, which precisely defines the Obama Economy Cries of “Uncle Tom” and “race trait” issued from liberal Democrats’ lips, attacking S.C. Governor Nikki Haley’s choice to fill the U.S. Senate seat of Jim DeMint, before the press conference announcing the choice of Rep. Tim Scott was over. Consider, for example, The New Yorker’s take on the decision of the | Read More »

    Cockstradamus football and other Brave(s) 2013 prognostications

    With his years-long Azores sabbatical over and Tucker (at the foot of gamecock’s Stone Mountain of Georgia roost) retirement from election predictions ongoing since the infantilization of the 2012 American electoral majority, Cockstradamus returns as DeVine Law and G. Sand Lapper’s guest end-of-year columnist for requisite annual oracle duties. That should be “as a cigarette should”, but I digress (see #88 Dale Junior below*), but | Read More »