Whenever self-anointed arbiter of border etiquette Barack Obama awkwardly interjects Scripture into a speech, his disingenuous inner core is exposed. Recently, in defense of an unaddressed porous US border, the President attempted to add weight to his argument by introducing Bible verse into the discussion. Barack misconstrued Scripture so badly he compared illegal usurpers with ancient Hebrews enslaved in a foreign land whose escape from | Read More »
A Michigan Middle School principal has banned ‘Smarties’ and ‘Pixy Stix,’ a fruit flavored tablet and powdery sugar in a straw “because students are believed to be inhaling the sugary treat[s] as they pretend to smoke … possibly causing maggots to feed off the students’ noses.” Candy is not the only culprit; school districts all over America are joining Northern Hills Middle School in taking | Read More »
On Cinco de Mayo, while making a joke at Michelle’s expense, unbeknownst to the President he mistakenly revealed the philosophy behind all the opulent excess he and the First Lady enjoy while the rest of America suffers. For the common good, both Barry and Michelle justify dividing and doling out a small piece of pie to every American. However, over at the White House, when | Read More »
Self-professed but yet-to-practice Christian Barack Obama and his family do not attend church services in DC for fear of disrupting a prayerful congregation. In an effort to “reach out to other faiths,” the iconoclast Obamas prefer to celebrate “non-religious Christmas [es].” Last year, the President and First Lady even requested the Nativity scene be removed from the East Room of the White House – a | Read More »
IImagine the surprise of a Southwest Airline employee in Little Rock, Arkansas, when a package destined to be transported to Medtronic, a medical research company, was discovered filled with 40-60 human heads. One wonders whether bubble wrap or packing peanuts were used to avoid damage. According to Southwest Airlines, the parcel of human heads wasn’t “labeled or packaged properly.” Airline officials “called the local authorities” | Read More »
Helen Thomas is like a senile granny you take to a barbeque who exposes everyone by blurting out long held family secrets. No one should be shocked by Helen’s remark that Jews should “get out of Palestine.” Thomas, daughter of Lebanese immigrants, was just articulating the feelings of the Obama administration. The Helen Thomas controversy arose during a Jewish Heritage celebration, when the octogenarian was | Read More »
The new trend in public response to Government Issue appears to be grievance induced upgrades. For years the government distributed processed food to people in need of assistance. If welfare recipients had been a tiny bit savvier unappetizing cheese could have been replaced with a more expensive choice. Presently, however, the complaints are not about cheddar versus Swiss, but quality, size and brand of free condoms. The | Read More »
Nothing, not even a flotilla, sludge creeping toward the Florida panhandle or bribery charges could stand in the way of cultural Conga night, better known as Wednesday at the White House. The most recent musical guest to perform live in the East Room was Sir Paul McCartney. Music aficionado and world-renowned expert Barack Obama presented the ex-Beatle with the Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song. | Read More »
Last week, when Obama stepped up to the podium, in the Rose Garden a rodent showed up. Obama didn’t notice. Memorial Day, Obama stepped up to the podium to speak at the Abraham Lincoln Ceremony and “bolts of lightning, booming thunder and torrential downpour” followed. This time, Obama was forced to notice or be impaled by a bolt of lightning. Barack should have stayed in | Read More »
Once again, political correctness takes precedence over the welfare and security of the nation. Democrat homosexuality crusaders are preparing to use the US military as a political platform to make a statement on gay rights by repealing the 1993 “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” law, which bans gays and lesbians from openly serving in the military. Why does sexual preference have to be made public? Heterosexuals | Read More »
Sorry people but the Mike Huckabee Show is just too painfully corny for me. Weekly, a misty eyed Mike stares dead on into the camera extracting emotion and support from cheesy viewers nationwide. The Governor does this, while a live studio audience of wholesome people clap as if Emeril Lagasse was about to toss out Spinach Empanaditas to a pod of weddell seals. Couple Huckabee’s cult like studio audience | Read More »
If Mary Landrieu (D-La) had any influence in leading New Orleans to victory the Colts, not the Saints, would presently be in possession of the coveted Lombardi trophy. The New Orleans Saint’s Super Bowl XLIV championship was built on the type of discipline, vision, commitment to ideals and unwavering strength Louisiana senator Mary Landrieu relinquished in the health care debate. Viewed as “underdogs” Saints head | Read More »
Without a doubt, on Super Bowl Sunday, the liberal left will anoint football great Tim Tebow the second most despised person in America, exceeded only by Sarah Palin. The Heisman trophy winner, together with the ex-governor of Alaska will bear the guilt for putting a human face on millions of aborted babies — none of whom the choice lobby care to acknowledge. Just a few weeks | Read More »
Territory is defined as an area, which an animal will defend against intruders of the same species. According to Robert Ardrey, “A territorial species of animals, therefore, is one in which all males, and sometimes females too, bear an inherent drive to gain and defend an exclusive property.” As it is for animals, so it is for politicians, especially Barack Obama whose words and aggressive | Read More »
Why should angry liberal women have all the eye candy in Chuckie Schumer (D-NY) and Dickie Durbin of Illinois? For middle-aged women Massachusetts is becoming the go-to state when it comes to good-looking politicians. What could be better than a Conservative man winning a senate seat in a liberal state? Why, it’s having that Conservative man be a hunk, and that hunky man is Scott | Read More »
There is no greater conservative warrior than Rush Limbaugh. Although Rush calls himself a “harmless loveable little fuzz ball” reality is Rush is a conservative male version of martial arts fighter, Beatrix Kiddo in the epic-length revenge drama, Kill Bill. Rush Hudson Limbaugh is a political assassin on the job for the Right. The “Dr. of Democracy’s” skill and adept insight gives “El Rushbo” the | Read More »
First it was the Abdullah Asieri, the ass-assin who had American security experts, “pooping in their pants,” because the suicide butt bomber stuffed a pound of explosives and a handy detonator in his rectum. Now Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, better known as the ‘Banana Hammock Bomber’ carefully sewing explosive powder into his underwear has brought security awareness to a whole new level. New, innovative terrorist tactics | Read More »
State Police in Pennsylvania are asking for the public’s help in identifying a suspect who robbed a bank in Chadds Ford Township dressed like Santa Claus. According to police, investigators are seeking a white male, wearing black sweatpants and sweatshirt and a fake grey “Santa Claus” beard. Santa Claus is the iconic symbol of giving. An ebullient St. Nick spends all year crafting gifts in the | Read More »
Oftentimes, in order to survive, victims identify and form bonds with individuals or groups who have the power to hold captive futures or well-being. The physiological definition for the phenomenon is called, Stockholm syndrome. Stockholm syndrome develops when a victim endeavors to stay alive by “obsessively identifying” with a captor, resulting in a “warped personal psyche” as evidenced through the injured parties “sympathy for the tormenter.” | Read More »
Nevada is on fire with opportunity. Prostitution has been legal in rural Nevada since the early seventies and now owner of the Shady Lady Ranch, Bobbi Davis hopes to hire Nevada’s first legal male prostitutes. The female owner of the brothel claims now that Nevada state health officials have approved a method to test men for infectious diseases, male prostitutes could be hired within the month. Politics | Read More »
Usually prior to the holiday season children make up a list, and if well behaved, brightly colored presents are found stacked under the tree on Christmas morn. 2009 is the first-year America celebrates the birth of Jesus with Barack Obama as President of the United States and although across the fruited plain Americans have been very, very good–this Christmas America is slated to receive nothing | Read More »
During the campaign Obama didn’t flinch one iota when women screamed, “I love you Obama. In response, self-assured candidate Obama would respond to professions of love by yelling, and “I love you back.” Girls love Barack Obama. According to Christopher Anderson in his book entitled, Barack and Michelle a Portrait of an American Marriage, during the campaign and while and pressing flesh on reception lines, “women were | Read More »
CO2 is not just a natural result of the respiration process, but CO2 could hold the answer to jumpstarting the job market as well as providing a faltering world economy with reinforcements for the future. Obama, presenting excess CO2 as an environmentally friendly vehicle to improve the economy, could help skeptical Americans see the error in dismissing global warming hype and persuade national capitulation to | Read More »
Kevin Jennings being named Safe School Czar is as ridiculous as appointing Lindsay Lohan to the position of anti-Drug Abuse Czar, or Tiger Woods Marriage Fidelity Czar. President Obama’s “safe schools czar” is a former schoolteacher who has advocated promoting homosexuality in schools, written about his past drug abuse, expressed his contempt for religion and detailed an incident in which he did not report a | Read More »
The Bible says in Proverbs 27:19 “As water reflects a face, so a man’s heart reflects the man.” Not so with President Obama who fails to recognize his image in those he condemns and whose reflection reveals the high and mighty heart of a self-affected politician. Take for example the President campaigning for health care reform by claiming, “Spiraling health care costs could bankrupt the | Read More »
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