STOP THE SPINELESS NOW!
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | April 29th at 02:13 PM |
Before we solve the issue of illegal immigration; before we restore and ensure no further erosion of the Second Amendment; before entitlements are reformed, fiscal sanity is instituted and socialist forces in this country are defeated – we must do something first: We must defeat The Spineless For the past 20 years or so, the Republican Party has been sliding down a sorry | Read More »
BARACK THUGS-N-HARMONY
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | February 28th at 03:54 PM |
Why is everyone so surprised? No one who’s been paying attention at all over the past 40 years in Illinois is even batting an eye that Bob Woodward, of all people, has been threatened by the White House. These are folks from Illinois, folks. You know, Daley, Rostenkowski, Blagojevich, Daley, George Ryan, and for you old-schoolers – Dan Walker or Paul Powell – take your | Read More »
YOUR OWN, PERSONAL SEQUESTER
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | February 26th at 05:00 AM |
I went through my cable bill (actually, DirecTV) this month and knocked out what I really didn’t need and made a promise to not order any movies that weren’t available on Amazon Prime. When I was done taking a meat cleaver to my DirectTV budget, I had actually reduced my total monthly nut by 1.5%… The government “sequester” is a 1.2% “cut.” Do you see | Read More »
Nick Searcy Wants to Make You a Star
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | December 5th at 02:45 PM |
I don’t know a lot of international film & television stars, but I know Nick Searcy – and if you knew Nick Searcy – you’d certainly know he is just such a star… probably because he’d tell you. Seriously though, if you do know Nick, you’d know he’s constantly goofing on the industry in which he works – a business filled with folks who will | Read More »
Roger Ebert is a Jackass
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | August 31st at 01:58 PM |
So I see where the great and powerful Roger Ebert says Clint Eastwood made a fool of himself at the Republican National Convention? After failing miserably at what Mr. Eastwood has mastered, you woke up one day and decided you were now a “movie reviewer,” aka; the lowest form of life. That’s right, after an unsuccessful run at being an artist, you, like nearly every | Read More »
Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | August 21st at 08:30 AM |
Producers of the HBO hit, “Game of Thrones” aired an episode featuring the bloodied and severed head of George W. Bush on a stake last season. Were they set upon by Secret Service and detained for evaluation or questioned by the FBI? Of course not – all in good fun. Should I bother stating what would happen if it were a Tea Party activist and | Read More »
POLITICS ON TAP – WEEKEND EDITION:
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | August 17th at 02:07 PM |
To prepare Joe Biden for the vice-presidential debate, Democrats have tapped Congressman Chris Van Hollen to play Paul Ryan… … And to prepare for debating Joe Biden, Paul Ryan is watching re-runs of “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth-Grader?”… The National Weather Service is purchasing large quantities of ammunition, including an order for 46,000 rounds of hollow point bullets.. … Sounds like the work of | Read More »
Politics on Tap – Humpday Edition
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | August 1st at 11:59 AM |
Organizers have announced that Bill Clinton will be speaking at the Democrat National Convention in November… … Obama promised to give Clinton a prominent role at the convention, and Clinton promised to remove the part of his speech where he nominates Mitt Romney… They’ve also scheduled Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren to speak just before President Clinton… … Instead of a teleprompter, she’ll be using | Read More »
Today’s Hollywood
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | July 28th at 06:45 PM |
Everything is upside-down. The cool people are deviant, selfish, use drugs, commit crime, cheat on their loved ones and engage in reckless and sociopathic behavior. People who attend services, play by the rules, live clean lives or honor their elders are ignorant chumps and mocked as buffoons. When depicted in television and film, Liberals and Democrats are almost always the compassionate and humanitarian heroes, while | Read More »
WARDROBE-GATE: Update
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | July 26th at 11:52 AM |
Every once in a generation an investigative reporter is launched into the political zeitgeist, using highly trained instincts, the time-honored tradition of following the money, hard-nosed persistence and some good old-fashioned hard work. Sweating the details, thinking outside the box… You may not have heard of Sabrina Eaton of the Plain Dealer, but you will.. For in the midst of the chaotic, fog of war | Read More »
WARDROBE-GATE: UPDATE
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | July 25th at 06:52 PM |
Every once in a generation an investigative reporter is launched into the political zeitgeist, using highly trained instincts, the time-honored tradition of following the money, hard-nosed persistence and some good old-fashioned hard work. Sweating the details, thinking outside the box… You may not have heard of Sabrina Eaton of the Plain Dealer, but you will. For in the midst of the chaotic, fog of war | Read More »
Politics On Tap – Humpday Edition
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | July 11th at 03:18 PM |
POLITICS ON TAP by Baron von Kowenhoven President Obama is traveling the nation, pushing for extension of middle-class tax cuts… … And believe me, the 400 or so folks left in the middle-class could not be happier…. The NAACP Nation Convention in Houston required all media to have two forms of ID in order to cover a speech by Attorney General Eric Holder. The DOJ | Read More »
Politics On Tap – Weekend edition
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | July 6th at 03:40 PM |
POLITICS ON TAP by Baron von Kowenhoven National Security officials say the domestic drone program will continue being developed in for fighting the war on terror, despite widespread public concern for privacy… – So quit complaining, David & Susan Conners of 420 Randall Road, Witchita, Kansas: You’re setting a bad example for your 2 kids, Tim and Chloe, ages 7 and 12. They have enough | Read More »
Politics On Tap – The Do Nothing Tax
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | June 29th at 12:13 PM |
POLITICS ON TAP by Baron von Kowenhoven In the entire history of government and taxation, this is nothing short of genius. The Obama Administration with their new ally on The Supreme Court has revolutionized the way government can tax you. In addition to stuff you buy, now they tax things you don’t buy. Listen to Justice Roberts: “… the mandate is not a legal command | Read More »
Politics On Tap – I Do Like Mondays
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | June 25th at 11:04 AM |
POLITICS ON TAP by Baron von Kowenhoven Officials say as a precaution, Jerry Sandusky has been placed on suicide watch… … I say give the man some space. At the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials annual lunch conference, the Secret Service required there be no knives at the tables and that all forks be seized prior to Barack Obama entering the room… | Read More »
Politics On Tap – Weekend edition
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | June 22nd at 02:24 PM |
POLITICS ON TAP by Baron von Kowenhoven State television in Iran reports their country has detected a planned “massive cyber attack” against its nuclear facilities… … President Obama promised a full-investigation into how a copy of the New York Times could have fallen into the hands of the Iranians… Despite efforts to wean farmers away from it, poppy cultivation in Afghanistan rose 7 percent in | Read More »
Politics On Tap – Weekend edition
By: kowenhoven (Diary) | June 15th at 03:15 PM |
POLITICS ON TAP by Baron von Kowenhoven The White House says Russia is sending attack helicopters to Syria and is warning about a dramatic escalation in the conflict… … Leaks at eleven… Elizabeth Warren links Scott Brown to the problems at JP Morgan and the weakened Wall Street reform act… … In reaction, Scott Brown linked her to Custer’s last stand… The Congressional Budget Office | Read More »