College Students Freak Out After Accidentally Rejecting Socialism

Amelia Hamilton
Hillary Clinton addresses the Children's Defense Fund's Beat the Odds celebration at the Newseum in Washington, Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2016. (AP Photo/Cliff Owen)

10:45 AM Wake-up. Come on get out of bed. *COUGH*  Come on, twirl those legs around and put them on the floor  *COUGH—COUGH* Okay, let’s look in the mirror and do our affirmations:  Damned mirror is frigging DIRTY!  How am I supposed to do my affirmations looking into smudges and filth? “Consuelo! CON-SUUUU-ELO!  I told you to CLEAN my mirrors, not wipe your butt all | Read More »


With the UK’s threat level at “critical” and nerves already on edge following Monday evening’s bombing in Manchester, a new scare emerged Saturday afternoon.  London’s Old Vic theatre was evacuated by police due to a “security alert.” Theater-goers and cast members alike were required to leave the building just a few minutes into a performance of Woyzeck.  The play included John Boyega (Finn, of Star Wars | Read More »

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