Look Ma, no Teleprompter!
Romney enters the TOTUS-free zone I’m not sure what to make of this: Mitt Romney’s notes for a speech at Palacio De Los Jugos in Miami, Florida. I mean, Romney writes his own notes! By hand! In a notebook? Who does that any more? OMG!! Paul Ryan’s handwritten notes for speech in Waukesha Not Paul Ryan too!? What’s TOTUS going to do, then? | Read More »
If you build it, they will come. But wait! You didn’t build that!
Where, exactly, were our stylists? What do they think they’re on the Big Black Bus for, if not to avoid unfortunate photo ops like this one of Big Guy out standing in his field? You sure don’t need me to point out the failed optics of this unfortunate metaphor: Four More years? Of this? As our War Planner succinctly put it “How utterly metaphoric is | Read More »
Paul Ryan gets in Obama’s kitchen
Woo-hoo! Romney’s got a new VP pick! It’s official, Romney-Ryan, or R2 as I call it. I guess it could have been worse. The only thing I know for sure is that Big Guy is not a big fan of that young whippersnapper Paul Ryan. In fact, you might say Pauly “get’s in his kitchen:” (h/t: Dennis Miller) VP Pick, Paul Ryan gets in Obama’s | Read More »
It’s Half Time in America: Are You Feeling Lucky?
It’s half time in America, people. And things aren’t looking so good. H/T Brietbart Our quarterback has had a rough first half. And the coaches have gotten together and they think it might be time to pull him. H/T Doug Ross Too much pressure for a rookie. The coaches, just like the fans who got whipped into a frenzy at the notion of WINNING!, failed | Read More »
The Molsterman Report Volume III: Hints and Allegations
NOTE: This is the third in a continuing series of exclusive, clandestine, interviews with my mole (“Deep Quote,” aka, “Molsterman,” aka “Little Mo” to the MOTUS community) over at the Department of Justice. Today Molsterman gets inside Harry Reid’s brain to explain what’s really going on here: MOTUS: So what do you hear about Harry’s contention that Mitt Romney hasn’t paid taxes in 10 years? | Read More »