Great Campaign Advice For O That He’ll Never Take – Thank God
O WILL CONTINUE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR UNTIL THE BITTER END In the spirit of bipartisanship, I’ve decided to post an open letter to our flailing president and give him a bit of advice as to how he can not only stop the bleeding, but maybe even turn this thing around in the final two weeks – and reinvigorate the Obama Media Group in the | Read More »
By The Way, Have You Noticed How President Eye-Candy Caves In Like A Cheap Tent When The Liberal Media Gets On His Case?
FROM FAILURE TO HOLD NEWS CONFERENCES TO NO-SHOWS AT INTEL BRIEFINGS TO THE LIBYA ATTACK If there’s one thing President Eye-Candy can count on, it’s the Herculean effort generally put forth by his lapdogs in the media to not hold him accountable. For anything. Ever. However, in the rare case when the Obama Media Group fails in its cult-like duty and temporarily switches sides and calls him out – | Read More »
The Wisdom Of John C Calhoun
‘THE UNEQUAL FISCAL ACTION OF THE GOVERNMENT DIVIDES US INTO TWO GREAT CLASSES; THOSE WHO PAY TAXES AND BEAR THE BURDEN OF SUPPORTING THE GOVERNMENT – AND THOSE WHO ARE RECIPIENTS OF THEIR PROCEEDS’ The vice president warned against allowing the government to divide us into “tax-payers and tax-consumers.” This, he said, “would give rise to two parties and to violent conflicts and struggles between | Read More »
The Delusion Continues: Regime Says Jobs Report Proves ‘Economy Is Continuing To Improve’
PROPAGANDA MINISTER BLAMES POOR JOB NUMBERS ON GOP OPPOSITION TO TAX HIKES Just 96,000 jobs created in August. 368,000 people drop out of the work force. Male labor-participation rate hits 64-year low. 88.9 million people no longer in labor force. Bottom line? The Regime says “the economy is continuing to improve.” Wait – what? Disingenuous, delusional, or both? (Pick “B.”) Yes, America, in the wake of today’s disastrous | Read More »
Why Does The Liberal Media Continue To Ignore The Truth About Chicago’s Murder Rate?
WHERE IS JACKSON? WHERE IS SHARPTON? WHERE IS FARRAKHAN? WHERE IS THE NBPP? Think about it. The Chicago Tribune even went so far as to defend it. Called it “insignificant” to the root of the awful crimes on which it reported. The liberal media and America’s self-appointed black leaders are involved in a “soft” cover-up: Black-on-black crime in the streets of Chicago is out of | Read More »
OBAMA PLAYS THE RACE CARD: LAUNCHES ‘AFRICAN-AMERICANS FOR OBAMA’
IMAGINE RICK SANTORUM’S CAMPAIGN LAUNCHING ‘WHITE PEOPLE FOR SANTORUM’ Imagine – just for an unimaginable moment – Rick Santorum launching a campaign initiative entitled “White People for Rick Santorum.” What would be the response from Barack Obama, Democrats across the country, the Obama Media Group (OMG), and your liberal friends? Unimaginably imaginable, isn’t it? “RACISM!” That’s what. You know it. I know it. They know it. Obama’s | Read More »
Get Ready for Obamapalooza 2012: Can BOTV be Far Behind?
DOES AN AWESOME ENOUGH VENUE EXIST TO DO JUSTICE TO HIS AWESOMENESS? Damn. Is that an impressive image, or what? Is it just me, or does it remind you of the Wizard of Oz’s setup in the Emerald City too? I have to be honest; with the plethora of disastrous morsels provided by the Obama Regime over the last three years, I forgot all about the (Hollywood-produced) epic | Read More »
Obama Media Group Attack on Romney will be a Sight to Behold!
NBC ATTACK’S MITT’S ‘POLYGAMIST ANCESTOR,’ ‘CONTROVERSIAL FAITH’ Now that it’s all but certain that Mitt Romney will be the Republican nominee, the dutiful Obama Media Group and its left-wing lapdogs are wasting no time in firing up their transparent campaign against the former Massachusetts governor. This week’s offering? Mitt’s “polygamist” ancestor and the “controversial” faith of Mormonism. Never mind B. Hussein’s philandering alcoholic father – a | Read More »
CAN REPUBLICANS AVOID PLAYING ‘WHOSE TURN IS IT?’ AGAIN?
WITH AMERICA AT A TIPPING POINT, CAN GOP AVOID ANOTHER DOLE-MCCAIN MISTAKE? Although the Rat is a loyal, card-carrying conservative, his frustration with the Republican Party boils over from time-to-time. It happened in 1996 when the GOP played it safe and nominated Bob Dole, who we all knew from the beginning would face certain defeat at the hands of Bill Clinton. Thanks for playing. The | Read More »
Meanwhile, Back on the Crazy Train with Nancy Pelosi
EX-SPEAKER SAYS BOEING PLANT SHOULD BE CLOSED IF IT DOESN’T UNIONIZE Some folks call her a left-wing political hack; Dennis Miller calls her batsh*t crazy. Far be it from me to question the diagnosis by cousin Dennis, but I honestly can’t figure out whether the woman is clinically insane, liberally delusional, or just a liar. Whatever the case, Nancy Pelosi and reality haven’t spent much | Read More »
Court Jester says Lord Obama will Continue to Rule by Edict
WHAT’S A MONARCH TO DO WHEN CONGRESS WON’T LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY? “Yes we can!” No you couldn’t. ”Pass this bill!” No they didn’t. “We can’t wait!” Neither can we - for you and your sorry regime to move out of the White House in 14 months. While the boy king has mused multiple times about how much easier “things” (destroying America) would be if he were only king - not to | Read More »
Is Herman Cain the Republicans’ Stepin Fetchit?
MSNBC ANALYST: GOP SEES CAIN AS ‘A BLACK MAN WHO KNOWS HIS PLACE’ Move over George Bush, Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann; panicked liberals have a new favorite punching bag – and his name is Herman Cain. While this ugly chapter in Democratic politics-as-usual will get a whole lot uglier before it’s over, it already has reached a level of hypocritical irony that only liberals | Read More »
AL-QAEDA SAYS KILLING OF TERRORIST AL-AWLAKI VIOLATES U.S. LAW
AND I THOUGHT LIBERALS WERE HYPOCRITES The envelope, please. (drum roll) Ladies and gentlemen…the winner…of this century’s Huge Brass Balls Award…by unanimous decision…is…al-Qaeda! Yes folks, al-Qaeda wins the el-large-o cojones award hands down for criticizing the killing of U.S.-born al-Qaeda terrorist, Anwar al-Awlaki. And I thought liberals were the most audacious hypocrites on the planet. Hell, these ballsy Islamist clowns make Barack Obama look like a man of his word. SITE Intelligence Group translated the | Read More »
THE ILLOGICAL LOGIC OF LOGICALLY CHALLENGED LIBERALS
OR: ‘THEY’RE NOT CALLED LEFT-WING LOONS FOR NOTHING!’ “Illogical logic.” Sounds about as oxymoronic as it gets, doesn’t it? Perhaps if we take this seemingly self-contradictory phrase apart and define its parts, we’ll be able to better understand it – as well as those who employ it on a regular basis. Let’s begin with a working definition of “logic” – courtesy of Wiktionary: A method of | Read More »
AL SHARPTON DOUBTS THAT HERMAN CAIN IS ‘AUTHENTICALLY BLACK’
MORE ABSURDITY FROM ANOTHER BLACK WHO FEARS HERMAN CAIN’S MESSAGE Reverend Al – like his brother in the White House – is the gift that keeps on giving. Sharpton said Friday that no matter how “black” Herman Cain is, his conservative views are “fundamentally at odds with the rest of the black community” — and white people only like him because he says what they want to hear. (Hey, | Read More »
Muslims may cut off Heads, but Amish cut off Hair!
AMISH-ON-AMISH CRIME; WHEN YOU THINK YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL Picture this: Four or five Amish men – standing in a row behind another Amish man who is on his knees facing the camera. One of the men reads an Amish manifesto of sorts, when suddenly – another one of the men pulls out a pair of scissors and begins to cut off the hair and beard | Read More »
Feds Close Pot Shops; Is Medical Marijuana Up in Smoke?
MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES; WHO’S ON CRACK? In a move certain to cause Jerry Garcia to roll over in his grave - not to mention the angering of butt loads of potheads nationwide - the federal government ratcheted up it’s war on “medical” marijuana last week by forcing California’s “medical” marijuana dispensaries to shut down – or face criminal prosecution. It’s about time. Before we go any further, | Read More »
SEIU was Behind ‘Occupy Wall Street’ from the Beginning!
GRASS- ROOTS COMPARISON TO TEA PARTY IS A PATHETIC SHAM Well, well,who would’ve guessed? The “grass-roots efforts” of Occupy Wall Street weren’t so “grass-roots,” after all; the organizers have been working with ACORN and SEIU fronts from the very beginning. So much for the desperate, pathetic attempts by the Obama Media Group to compare these clueless people to The Tea Party, huh? Oh well, they’re more in | Read More »
The Self-Aggrandizing Fantasies of the Delusional Boy King
PRINCE OBAMA’S SUPER ARROGANCE IS SUPER DANGEROUS As anyone who reads the The Rat with any degree of regularity knows, I have written of the arrogance of Barack Hussein Obama on many occasions. Perhaps I should have stopped beating this dead horse months ago; but the man continually reaches new heights of hypocrisy - hypocrisy nirvana, as it were – that are unobtainable by ordinary mortals. | Read More »
I’ll Have the Pork Chop Platter; Hold the Pork Chops!
MUSLIM INMATE SUES PRISON SYSTEM OVER MEAL PREPARATION I often describe the Obama Regime as “the gift that keeps on giving.” Hardly a day goes by that the Rat doesn’t run headlong into another awesome Captain Clueless story that causes him to race to the blog and fire up another stinging post. Such is the the case as well with our pals of “the Muslim | Read More »
I Guess Mishy Didn’t Buy Her African Vacation at Target, Huh?
JUNE TRIP COST TAXPAYERS MORE THAT $432,000; SASHA AND MALIA WENT ALONG AS ‘SENIOR STAFF’ SHOULD THE PRESIDENT’S DAUGHTER REALLY HAVE BEEN WRAPPED IN THE FLAG OF SOUTH AFRICA? Michelle Obama must have known last week that the taxpayer watch group, Judicial Watch, was about to spill the beans on the cost of her June vacation in Africa, when she threw on a ball cap and her | Read More »
Obama Marched with Zulu Shabazz and the New Black Panthers in 2007
SHOULD A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ASSOCIATE WITH RADICAL HATE GROUPS? A funny thing happened on the way to the nomination of the 2008 Democratic candidate for president; Barack Hussein Obama hooked up with Malik Zulu Shabazz for a joint appearance and a march in Selma, Alabama. Actually, it isn’t that funny – given the hateful, racist rhetoric that spews from Shabazz on a regular basis. Also | Read More »
BET Founder to Obama: ‘Stop Attacking the Wealthy for their Success’
‘YOU DON’T GET PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU BY ATTACKING THEM OR DEMEANING THEIR SUCCESS’ Another billionaire has added his name to the growing list of those who are calling on Captain Class Warfare to stop his attacks on wealthy Americans – for the terrible crime of success. BET founder, Robert Johnson – a black billionaire – says it’s time for Barack Obama to stop his | Read More »
Happy 20th Anniversary to our Favorite Rogue, Bill Clinton!
IS HE THE GREATEST CAD IN THE HISTORY OF U.S. POLITICS? IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD “IS,” IS, DOESN’T IT? Rush Limbaugh called Bill Clinton “the gift that keeps on giving.” When Darrell Hammond (as Clinton) responded to a reporter’s question in an SNL skit as to how he could survive multiple sex scandals, “Clinton” replied, “I am…bullet-proof.” It became an instant | Read More »
Do Any of these Wing-Nuts Have the Slightest Clue?
‘OCCUPY WALL STREET’ LOONS MAY BE PATHETIC BUT THEY’RE SURE FUN TO WATCH! I must admit that I (purposely) haven’t paid much attention to the nonsense surrounding “Occupy Wall Street” since it began, but I inadvertently watched a segment about these delusional people last night. As I had suspected would be the case, they were hysterical.(by both definitions of the word) It’s pretty much a dead | Read More »