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“Who are the idiots that keep re-electing Henry Waxman?”, Part II

No. This is not a joke. This is an actual environmentally-friendly exfoliating bar direct from the Left Coast.

Gotta put this up front too. — Erick

My boss brought me a present when he returned from a vacation to California. Green soap.

You know the little sliver of soap that’s left when you use a bar down to the end? You know how our landfills are absolutely clogged with millions of those little slivers? You know how baby seals, endangered sea turtles and polar bears end up choking on the little slivers that accidentally wash down the drain? Well, the advanced thinkers on the Left Coast have put their collective heads together and come up with a solution to that problem. Behold:

“This innovative ergonomically shaped “waste reducing” soap has been designed to eliminate the unused center of traditional soap bars. This soap is cruelty free and contains no animal fat or byproducts. This carton is made from natural recycled packaging printed with soy based inks.”

As Jethro Bodine would say, “Sha-zam!”

H/T Dave ATN

COMMENTS

  • izoneguy

    Lefty logic on display

    Full of holes

  • George Claghorn

    It’s cruelly stupid.

  • bk

    Please tell me it’s not serious.

    You’d end up with a bigger donut sized sliver that would break into a bunch of small pieces and you’d have even more going to waste.

    • http://www.redstate.com/tnjim TNJim
      • penguin2

        In our house, because folks melt the soap in the shower, we’d be breaking out a new bar everyday. It will melt that much quicker.

        I get, we’ll help their economy by buying more bars!

    • izoneguy

      http://www.travelyellowstone.com/shop/green-natura-body-cleanser-5-pack-0s-200c-201i.html

      This is what REAL men use

      http://www.restockit.com/5-75-oz-Bar-Lava-Soap-(780-10185).html

      • Warrior

        You’re going to need some ergonomically correct, environmentally safe body lotion, especially on those delicate ares…

        • izoneguy

          LOL!!!!

          • Warrior

            they ain’t goin’ to be wearing clothes, either. LOL

          • izoneguy

            If you have ever been on an oil rig and been splashed with mud & oil all day then the only way to get everything off is to use lava soap.
            I was never a roughneck but I have done video production and photography work around rigs. Sometimes to get the shots the client wants you are right next to the guys swinging the pipes. Liberals won’t have a clue what I am talking about. – Maybe the swinging pipe part might get them excited.

          • Warrior

            Brokeback Oilrig on RedState — – Heaven forefend!!!!!!!

          • Wing Zero

            I HAD to use lotion after warrior week in basic. My hands were cracked and bleeding. Granted, the worn out hands made me feel like a real man, but I knew that I would be doing more typing in my AFSC than the average Airman.

  • mom2oneson

    just to warn ya :)

    • kat

      They have all sorts of “green” & “cruelty free” products. Including products for women that you’ll wish you’d never seen…

  • randy streu

    Capitalism, taking money from stupid greenies who actually buy into that sort of “logic.”

    Just… wow. And also… wow.

    I think to myself, “the people who would buy that soap actually vote,” and it makes me want to cry on the inside.

    • mom2oneson

      Seriously there is a big market for this kind of stuff. Just go to any organic store :)

      • randy streu

        nt.

        • johnCV
  • louisiana

    write on the box: CAT– a HOLE bunch of nothing! ( in soy-based ink, of course)

  • Aaron Gardner

    No sliver left there…and the plastic bottle is recyclable.

  • http://web.mac.com/mayo99/iWeb/Site/VladBlog/VladBlog.html Vladimir
  • Warrior

    “Sha-zam”. Goober said it.

    • http://web.mac.com/mayo99/iWeb/Site/VladBlog/VladBlog.html Vladimir

      Gotta go practive my guzzintas.

      • Warrior

        cement pond. LOL

    • http://impudent.blognation.us/blog kyle8

      nt

  • fishbreath

    …since they toss out soap after you leave anyway, and since there’s less of it in these bars…

    Of course, that’s assuming the price per unit weight is the same.

  • http://impudent.blognation.us/blog kyle8

    made form the fat of pitt bulls killed by Micheal Vick.

  • Wing Zero

    Cause it’s got a “handle” so you don’t drop it!

    Just sayin’…

  • ModernAgeFan

    You know that this has to be some undercover fund raising for the VRWC. Everytime we sell a bar to the Green suckers we give out a maniacal laugh. Mwwwaaahaaaahaaahaaahaaa!

  • Raven

    just wondering…

    • http://web.mac.com/mayo99/iWeb/Site/VladBlog/VladBlog.html Vladimir
      • Raven
  • Repair_Man_Jack

    were always pretty laughable in my opinion.