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Obama Unleashes Earthquake-Causing Death-Ray on Unsuspecting Haiti

Great googly moogly. What an idiot.

By: Steve Maley (Diary)  |  January 22nd, 2010 at 04:13 PM  | 

RESIZE: AAA

Proving that running a country requires more balls than brains, ladies and gentlemen, I give you noted earth scientist and Venezuelan Capo for Life Hugo Chavez:

Consider this an open thread.

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  • Mark D

    Remember Mr. Chavez, you’re only president… for life.

    [cue maniacal laughter]

  • http://vbushmills.blogtownhall.com/ vassar

    …decoder ring and ray gun over to OB1. I was afraid they might be at odds. I guess Haiti proves OB1 hates French black folk as much as Republicans do.This is good news, indeed.

    • MNConservative

      I’m sure Barack Obaby will back me up on that.

  • muffin

    if they can create an earthquake machine. Yep, Katrina must have been Bush’s fault because he used that secret hurricane machine on those poor, unsuspecting folks in Louisiana. Now we have proof! How can anyone doubt Chavez? :)

  • Repair_Man_Jack

    Michael Mann or James Hansen. He should do a movie, so he can pick up his awards like Al Gore.

  • clintonformccain

    If he thought he could reverse the Obama/Coakley election returns.

  • Tbone

    Howard Dean.

    • Vladimir
      • muffin

        nt

        • chbroussard

          ..

        • Tbone
          • E Pluribus Unum
          • http://impudent.blognation.us/blog kyle8

            a dog’s anus

  • DirtyDave

    Who knew that President Obama was out to kill wretchedly poor black people in Haiti?

    I smell a Nobel Peace Prize in Chavez’s future.

  • Achance

    set. His show on totalitarians is some piece of work! Most Americans ain’t seen this stuff!

    • hickorystick

      Told me his story just two weeks ago. He lost his Wife, two Sons, Father and Brother. He walked away from his 4,000 acre farm,, came here and started over.
      I listened to it on XM Radio at work. Amazing how the Public can focus on a single dead celebrity, but be completely ignorant and uncaring about the history of the century they were born in.

  • joliefleurs

    powerful weapons…and that they think Obama would actually USE it, rather than figure out the quickest way to share the technology with our enemies before destroying it, which is what I personally think he’d do, if we did have such a thing.

  • http://www.dcworksforus.com Kenny Solomon

    1960, Hollywood California.

    Through the award-winning visualization of Mr. Chuck Jones, we are made aware of the fact that in his quest for dominance of the American Southwestern desert, a Mr. Wile E. Coyote purchased and received at least one container of an Acme Corporation standard stock catalog item: ‘Earthquake Pills’.

    The filmed documentary is entitled “Hopalong Casualty”, where at approximately two minutes and forty-five seconds into the film, the proof of my above declaration arrives on the scene. Interwebby access and adjudication follows:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EeBeAA_1Kw

    I sincerely ‘hope’ this clears up the ‘change’ being foisted on our nation’s history.

    • Vladimir
    • http://impudent.blognation.us/blog kyle8

      trying to make Obama look bad.

      (after all, George Bush doesn’t care about black people, especially French speaking black people)

      • Richard Mullins

        it’s kind of a mixed up language anyway.

        • http://impudent.blognation.us/blog kyle8

          I always thought Creole was what was spoke by the old people in New Orleans. All the Hatians I ever spoke to spoke in French that I could understand pretty well.

          • Richard Mullins

            So I’m sure that understand French. Mayans understand Spanish and this spoken in places other than Haiti. Good ole French Canadians know Creole very well and I haven’t heard that in my one time to New Orleans. Our dear Mexican population can speak Tex-Mex quite well(it’s more common closer the border[like Uvalde or Del Rio] than around here). You speak French? I hit over the head if I did.

          • http://impudent.blognation.us/blog kyle8

            but I an no longer fluent, I understand, but stumble for the words, much as with spanish, but spanish is new to me, still learning.

          • Richard Mullins

            That the way a buddy of mine learned but then again he was mortician. I have a suggestion, you could pick up a some classes at the Community college or move to the Rio Grande Valley, were Spanish is really spoken quite often. It’s funny that my late Grandfather was Italian but didn’t speak any Italian. He was fluent in Spanish, but that was because toke the classes in the Community college in Dallas.

          • http://impudent.blognation.us/blog kyle8

            here in Houston. And I did take some courses at a community college, Now i have an online program that helps with conversational spanish, But I find that my French sometimes gets in the way. because some of the word structures are similar but different.

          • Richard Mullins

            Yeah, Houston does have it’s little Mexico on Aldine Mail route but it’s nothing close to West San Antonio. From Zarzamora to Acme and beyond that place is Mexico north. There is plenty of places to hide an illegal, and I think I might remember lots of them. What ever you heard about SA being an Illegal immigrant hideout is very true. It ain’t no lie.

  • Return to Revolution
    • http://impudent.blognation.us/blog kyle8

      on hard times, after all they used to have heroes like Che, who killed thousands of people and looked good in a beret.

      Now they have an ape looking dumb ass in Venuzuela.

      • Richard Mullins

        Mr Bolivar is seen in a good light and I’m sure Hugo Chavez wants to be in that good light too. It’s kind of sad that he doesn’t seem to know how to be a good revolutionary. He only knows how to talk sort of like one.

  • AthenaDelphi

    I knew China had the weather machine – it made the air in Beijing so clean and pure you could smell the Ozone during the opening ceremonies of the Olympics.

    Little did I realize the one-up-manship the USA was involved in – the “Earthquake Machine”

    This makes the sputnik satellite/yuri vs. mercury space program/chimp race look like a kid’s game.

  • AKSteveB

    most of the world will see it as “American imperialism.”

    • http://impudent.blognation.us/blog kyle8

      We got bullet assassination,
      bomb assassination,
      “disappeared” by his own military
      an icepick like Trotsky
      He could commit suicide by machine gun like Allende

      My money is being hung on a meathook by an angry mob.

      • AKSteveB

        There actually was a strong middle class in Venezuela. They must still think he would actually leave if he lost a vote. Once they realize he won’t …they’ll push it.

      • blooch

        He ain’t getting any saner. I think somebody already has him on a lead drip.

      • jayburd
        • blooch

          having picked a bad time to visit his Svengalis.

  • CincoSolas_del_Bronx

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    • Achance

      that’s hard to read but in years of negotiations and hearings I got pretty good at reading upside down and backwards.

      • CincoSolas_del_Bronx

        straphanging at rush hour on the #4 train* kept me from ever having to buy a paper.

        * yes the one that passes the hole in the right field wall of That Place. Tough. A lot of the folks inside have red hearts. And honoring greatness, love Curt Schilling.

        • Achance

          Except for the ocassional trip to progressive places like NY, BOS, DC, and SFO, I wouldn’t be caught dead on public transportation and thank God and good planning, I live in a place where I don’t need it I loved the ritual on MARTA in Atlanta where everybody made their moves to pat the various lumps or let your jacket fall a certain way to make sure everybody understood you were armed. PASS!

          Here, pretty much everybody is armed pretty much all the time and everybody knows it, so people are very polite.

          • audax

            ..did you see Micheal Yon’s artillery blog?

  • jayburd
  • oblio

    on a populated area ? Nothing to gain, and lots to lose. Unless of course we tested it on our enemies and made it known (a la Japan in WWI). It would make much more sense to test it in a remote area, verify the performance, and then proceed with strategic attacks as we did with the Manhattan Project and Japan.

    • oblio

      I of course meant WWII, when the Germans bombed Peal Harbor.

  • Oz

    Dont you think we would have turned it on North Korea, Venezuela, and Iran by now?

    • Tbone

      to say nothing of the Southern Baptists. Just what side to you think Obama is on? Ours?

  • Tbone

    he’ll be asked to replace Biden on the 2012 ticket.

    • nessa
  • http://andrightlyso.com/ civil_truth

    Though I’m surprised Chavez accused Obama of unleashing this death ray rather than Israel (especially given the prominence of Israelis in the rescue efforts).

    I guess he’s an equal-opportunity demonizer.

  • aesthete

    Seriously.

    • blooch

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

  • wolfster38

    Hugo, you got that big fat head and no brains in it.

    Tesla’s earthquake machine
    www.excludedmiddle.com/earthquake.htm

  • azindependentthinker

    you guys should read more, there are thousands of articles on tesla’s ‘earthquake machine’ and I wouldn’t dismiss it entirely..

    • blooch
  • azindependentthinker

    http://current.com/items/89003708_teslas-earthquake-machine-haarp.htm

  • atlmikedaddyesq

    Except that the death ray that Obama is using is his horrible economic policies that are causing earthquakes in the markets and destroying capitalism.

  • discerningconservative

    Jesse Ventura’s new show “Conspiracy Theory” already uncovered our super secret evil machine. I thought that it was a comedy show. Evidently ‘ol Hugo thinks it’s real.

    • nessa

      Jessie, what an idiot. I used to get good reports from my folks when he was the governor of Minnesota. They tried to raise the taxes to pay for a new stadium for the Twins once. Jessie’s response was “NO, the stadium is only 15 years old, we don’t build new schools when they are 15 years old.” How he got from there to the wacko he is now I don’t know. One or two too many body slams i guess.

      • discerningconservative

        Art is in charge of HAARP? Jesse is an absolute idiot. I haven’t seen all of the shows, but the 3-4 I’ve seen were hilarious. Kind of makes the Ronulans seem sane.

        • nessa

          No one but Dick Cheney or one of us would trust Art with a mind control/weather/earthquake machine. It’s in his neck of the woods somewhere.

          Yea, the show is unbelievably stupid, “I’m a governor, a Navy Seal and an idiot.” But still entertaining, I’m waiting for him to start blaming Bush, all the ills in the world are Bush’s fault according to Jessie.

  • char

    Aah if only it was true.

  • jayburd

    We have always had the biggest guns up here in Alaska. Mess with us and we’ll catch the Van Allen Belt on fire. It’ll make global warming look like a popcorn fart!

  • http://www.dcworksforus.com Kenny Solomon

    Castro slams US ‘occupation’ of Haiti.

    http://news.theage.com.au/breaking-news-world/castro-slams-us-occupation-of-haiti-20100125-msue.html

    Retired Cuban leader Fidel Castro on Sunday called on the United Nations to assume a monitoring role in Haiti, and he decried the US military “occupation” of the quake-ravaged Caribbean country.

    snip

    Cuba currently has a team of 417 doctors and paramedics operating in Haiti, supported by 247 Haitians who studied medicine in Cuba.

    snip

    “……….Norway is donating $US885,000 ($A981,588) worth of medicine and supplies for the Cuban medical team operating in Haiti.

    ——————

    Cuba has 417 doctors and paramedics ? Michael Moore would be proud.

    Norway, Norway, Norway……… Gotta be specifically for them, eh ? I thought I knew my adopted home better than to deal with specific-nation stuff like that during a humanitarian crisis.