Our Obama Journey May Obama be Our Shepherd
Yes, be the first on your block to have this professionally framed fine art depiction of Barack Obama as Jesus Christ*, shepherd’s staff in hand and lamb in arms. Accompanying this high quality art piece is a wonderful message of uplift about “The Journey” to Obamahood we all share.
You’ll be proud as your friends and family see this wonderful piece of art adorning your walls and they too will want to believe that YES WE CAN sell them one of their very own.
And if you act now, we will send you an Obama prayer cloth made from underwear that The One himself once wore so generously donated to YOU, his flock. These segments of prayer cloth are soft as a baby’s bottom and you will be comforted by the fact that it once sat close to our savior. You can just feel the power of this prayer cloth emanating like rays of sunshine. Hold it as you pray, rub it on your cheek and know that blessings will be showered upon you by He that satteth in them who is now he that sitteth in the seat of power at long last. Praise HIM and may he be a lamp unto our feet… but one that is eco friendly.
And that’s not all: along with your high quality Obama iconography and prayer cloth, you’ll get a four leaf Obama naturally grown in a herbal garden in California along with a lucky Obama’s foot from creatures that willingly gave their lives for HIM so that YOU can can receive good luck.
Hurry, all this has been designed with YOU in mind but this is an emergency and we must ACT NOW! So ACT NOW before it’s TOO LATE!!! These O-products are sure to help YOU sit in rapt attention during Obama press conferences and YOU also will find serene patience bestowed upon YOU as YOU await HIS next email kindly informing YOU of the daily word HE wishes to enlighten YOU with.
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*Any allusions to past or lesser religious figures is purely coincidental. Besides, they never existed anyway, so spare us your extreme “religious” outrage.
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This bit of humor brought to you by a real wall hanging for sale recently in a California craft store. Sickening, isn’t it?
He is the anti-christ.
Steph C Thursday, March 5th at 11:40AM EST (link)Perhaps not in the biblical revelational sense of the word but anybody who aims to replace faith in Christ with faith in government with him at the helm is an anti-christ. Obama did promise miracles, didn’t he? Pity he can’t live up to the promises, which makes him doubly an anti-christ.
This is sick and people ought to know better. I get that some people don’t believe in God but to set up someone like this as the answer to nonbelief is just plain nuts.
“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
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StephC- A friend said that to me many many months ago
Scope Thursday, March 5th at 12:31PM EST (link)and my reaction was that I wouldn’t go that far. This friend is 88 years old, grew up in Communism in Czechloslovakia, and recently said that she experienced communism over night. One day it wasn’t, and the next day it was. She and her parents escaped to France, and then to the United States. She is now saying that she wished she would not have lived long enough to be right back to what she and her family escaped from. She and I now are in agreement that Obama is the anti-Christ.
Not again.... Ladies please.
Rod_Patrick Thursday, March 5th at 12:42PM EST (link)Obama is not the Anti-Christ.
Haven’t you read WTH’s diary?
Obama is Jesus Christ.
I know you ladies …. always wanting to make new decorations in your living room.
This one is a good buy, I tell you. So, what are you waiting for…. hurry, buy now!
wash your mouth out with soap.
Steph C Thursday, March 5th at 1:01PM EST (link)Try Dial gold or a generic of the same. I have better taste than that.
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I'll buy generic soap.
Rod_Patrick Thursday, March 5th at 1:50PM EST (link)It’s recession.
But don’t be shocked when one of these days, a new sect with Obama as its god will come near your neighborhood preaching heaven and hell.
I figured you'd say that.
Steph C Thursday, March 5th at 2:49PM EST (link)When they do, assuming we still have gun rights, I’ll introduce them to my big friend. Or they can deal with the dog who’s all of 11 inches tall but thinks he’s Cujo.
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Steph... common.
Rod_Patrick Thursday, March 5th at 3:02PM EST (link)Freedom of Religion, remember? he he
But it is really possible that there are now people believing that Obama is the second coming of JC.
You know, art is an expression of internal beliefs. And many artists are coming to depict that Obama is really the One.
Yeah?
Steph C Thursday, March 5th at 6:28PM EST (link)Well, they don’t have freedom of religion once they hit my front door and start trying to preach that kind of crap to me… more like push it down my throat.
This is still sickening just to think about.
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Ha ha!
Rod_Patrick Saturday, March 7th at 6:52AM EST (link)Okey Sis! YOU WIN AGAIN.
It personally offends me
Scope Thursday, March 5th at 1:16PM EST (link)and sickens me to even use Obamas name in the same sentence with the God I love. I cannot bring myself to even call him the messiah, because to me he is nothing but a crude, classless fraud with a nice sing songy voice. He has managed to hynotize the unintelligent who have cleared there minds of any other thought. If I hung a picture of this bufoon in any room in my home, I would feel like I was walking into hell every time I went in their.
people are so afraid of such words.
Steph C Thursday, March 5th at 12:45PM EST (link)ya know? I’m not running around saying the sky is falling (yet because it really depends on what Obama does in the future not what he’s doing at present) but this is just plain sick to set up this guy as some kind of God.
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The anti-christ theory of me and my Mother
AHALgal Thursday, March 5th at 1:51PM EST (link)As you said, he’s not he Biblical anti-christ because he does not fit the description. However, satan always mimics God and has never had an original idea. John the Baptist was a precursor to Christ. Not that he was a Savior, but he did preach about the coming Christ. We theorize that 0bama is a precursor to the anti-christ. His role is to prepare people for following a controlling figure who will mesmerize them with lies.
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What I'm really outraged at
AHALgal Thursday, March 5th at 11:56AM EST (link)are the church-going Christians who voted for this sham!
They’ve supported the replacement of their Savior with the teleprompter fascist. They disgust me.
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teleprompter fascist
djemi Thursday, March 5th at 12:00PM EST (link)Best way I’ve seen BO discrided.
“If I can’t shoot rabbits,then I can’t shoot fascist”
“With age, comes Wisdom, but only if you are paying Attention, son” my ‘Old Man’
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ditto. nt
Steph C Thursday, March 5th at 12:35PM EST (link).
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LOL Don't you remember all of these lessons about the anti-Christ
mom2oneson Thursday, March 5th at 1:12PM EST (link)It will be someone that everyone loves, etc.
I’m not saying he is it, but it did give me the heeby geebies the few times I heard hm speak and when I read other countries loved him.
Especailly that seal he made LOL
yes, but not everyone loves him.
Steph C Thursday, March 5th at 1:26PM EST (link)the unfriendlies to America consider him a useful idiot.
When Farakhan called him the Messiah, I thought, “Great, now all we need is Ahmedinejad calling him the 13th Imam.”
I don’t think that’s gonna happen considering the rhetoric coming out of Iraq lately. Russia ridicules him and Europe, while putting a cordial face on it, thinks of him as a useful idiot, too. Where Bush would bend only so far, Obama will eventually tie himself in a pretzel knot to all the wrong people while pushing away the few allies we have.
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I suspect Obama has increased the incidence of bi-polar disorder
Scope Thursday, March 5th at 1:24PM EST (link)Sometimes I find myself laughing hysterically at the extreme insanity of things he says, and, other times I find myself wanting to scream and cry because he has enablers that are allowing him to manifest his evilness on the country.
I suspect Obama has increased the incidence of bi-polar disorder
Scope Thursday, March 5th at 1:24PM EST (link)Sometimes I find myself laughing hysterically at the extreme insanity of things he says, and, other times I find myself wanting to scream and cry because he has enablers that are allowing him to manifest his evilness on the country.
That's supposed to be Obama?
mikefisk Thursday, March 5th at 1:31PM EST (link)…just saying, looks like a skinnier version of Hugo Chavez to me.
Not that there’s much of a difference between them, mind you…
“Once within the maw of Leviathan, degree of digestion is irrelevant.” - Michael Fisk
7.88, -1.97
I'll wait for the black velvet version...
johnCV Thursday, March 5th at 1:55PM EST (link)Although I did pick up a little plastic obama for the dashboard fo my car.
Alas... more evidence of what happens in a society that favors secularism over Christianity
Praying Thursday, March 5th at 2:19PM EST (link)There are many many people today who have rejected Christianity - or any religion - on the basis of their “intellectual elitism” - a rejection of all those rednecks who are clinging to their guns and bibles. And yet God created us in His image, and he created in us a desire to seek and know Him. I have heard this described as all of us being born with a “God-shaped hole” inside of us. That hole yearns to be filled - and some are wise and discerning enough to seek the Truth, and fill that void with the love and spirit of Christ. But we do not live in a perfect world, and many look to things of the world to fill that void. So many fill that hole with sex, or alcohol, or drugs. or other people. I think part of the “obamamania” craze is due to people so desperate for a savior, for someone to provide purpose and meaning in their lives, that they have bought the media’s portrayal of this mere mortal person as the answer. Goodness knows that society and the media does not promote religion as the answer to anything! It is tragic - hope in man will always fall short and disappoint, only hope in God will stand the test of time and endure.
I’ve read too many of the “Left Behind” series to totally discount Obama as the Anti-Christ - but whether he is or isn’t is not the most important question. Where is YOUR heart? What is filling that void in YOUR life? Probably a pretty rhetorical question for most of us on RS, we seem to be a fairly faith-filled group of traditional conservatives, but it does help you understand the “crazy leftists” out there and know it is as much a spiritual deficit as an intellectual one.
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