Death To America
Deader Than Kelsey’s Nuts.
twb has always loved this expression. It is final – in an uncertain world. It is permanent in a temporary world. It is lighthearted in a world that is sad, and growing sadder.
twb has discovered that there was in deed a true Kelsey. Further, twb is pleased to report that the expression has nothing to do with Kelsey’s Anatomy. The Kelsey – Hayes Wheel Company was based in Windsor, Ontario, Canada and was regarded as the finest maker of wagon wheels in North America.