Democrat Operatives have, at great personal risk, managed to sneak out this internal recording:

Wow. Breathtaking stuff. If you can’t see the video, suffice it to say it’s footage of a secret meeting of the secretive secretiness of the secret Chamber of Commerce, where they reveal ALL THEIR SECRETS! This is very for real and very important. I’m super cereal!

I join with Erick and the President in demanding the Chamber of Commerce release their long form birth certificate and stop subverting democracy by supporting so many democrats. Also, please to let us know where One Eyed Willie’s gold is? Thanks!