As was noted by Leon Wolf earlier today, Donald Trump is now saying that his immigration softening is not a softening but a hardening.

Ewww.

Now, while it’s no surprise that a guy as insecure as Trump wouldn’t want his softening to be out in public, it was, as Leon also noted, Trump himself that spilled the beans on his electile dysfunction. But for those of you still confused about his position on immigration, let me make it very clear: he doesn’t have one. He just says stuff. Whatever he has to to win. If that involves contradicting himself completely? That’s totally fine. I assembled a short Vine video to illustrate this fact.

Any questions?