Straw Man Argument: Disney Ruins Shirts (Including Mine) at the Happiest Place on Earth

    I’m Alex Parker, and I have a drinking problem. I can’t do it. I can’t…drink. I can swim, and swallow the water I’m in. I can slurp up some of the weak stream arching from a garden hose. But I cannot drink. From a glass. But here’s what I can do: put liquid into a cup, and then pour it all down my | Read More »