More Corps Joining AT&T and Giving Away Bonuses to Their Workers Due to GOP Tax Cut BUT PEOPLE ARE DYING!!!
OH THE HUMANITY!
The Democrats and their trained seals in the media told us that after the GOP tax cuts were passed, people would be DYING. Now look what the Republicans have wrought!
AT&T announced that due to the GOP tax cuts, they would be giving away $1,000 as a bonus to 200,000 employees.
RIVERS OF BLOOD IN THE STREETS!
But now, it seems even more corporations are setting out to murder innocent people including single mothers fighting cancer, and puppies shivering in the cold. Now Comcast has joined the purge by announcing that they, too, will be giving away $1000 as a bonus to 100,000 of their employees, and none of them on the executive level! WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH!
But if you thought the tragic loss of life would stop there, you were dead…wrong. Pun intended.
The jetliner Goliath Boeing has announced that they are making “immediate commitments for an additional $300 million in investments that will move forward as a result of the new tax law,” according to Business Insider.
These investments include:
“$100 million for corporate giving, with funds used to support demand for employee gift-match programs and for investments in Boeing’s focus areas for charitable giving: in education, in our communities, and for veterans and military personnel.
“$100 million for workforce development in the form of training, education, and other capabilities development to meet the scale needed for rapidly evolving technologies and expanding markets.
“$100 million for “workplace of the future” facilities and infrastructure enhancements for Boeing employees.
I pray for every soul that will be on that list. May God have mercy on them, and at least minimize their suffering from such a horrible end.
“For Boeing, the reforms enable us to better compete on the world stage and give us a stronger foundation for the investment in innovation, facilities and skills that will support our long-term growth,” said murderer, Boeing CEO Dennis Muilenburg.
According to Business Insider, both Wells Fargo and Fifth Third Bank are raising their minimum wage to $15 an hour! WHY GOD! WHY WOULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?!
“We believe tax reform is good for our U.S. economy and are pleased to take these immediate steps to invest in our team members, communities, small businesses, and homeowners,” said Wells Fargo President and CEO Tim Sloan in a company release, likely while he was running his tongue down the back of a large knife.
“We look forward to identifying additional opportunities for Wells Fargo to invest, as we continue to execute our business strategies and provide long-term value to all our stakeholders. As the nation’s largest small business lender and residential mortgage provider, we understand our significant role in helping grow the economy.”
Somebody tell those bank employees to get somewhere safe. Lock their doors, and bar their windows.
We thought that maybe after everyone died after Net Neutrality ended that the survivors would have a shot at a new world, but those Republicans just can’t stop killing people.
Jesus take the wheel!