I didn’t know if y’all knew this but I can see into the future. Nevermind that I predicted Hillary Clinton would win in 2016. I was just doing it for the drama.
In any case, I got into my sensory deprivation water tank and, alongside the ghost of the future from the play you’ve only seen the Muppets version of (and maybe that Bill Murry one), I peered into the future-that-could-be of 2021 and checked out the headlines from various news organizations.
It would appear that in this future, Joe Biden won after a slew of mail-in ballots that came out of nowhere were ruled as legitimate. Apparently, leftists openly wept in the streets as Donald Trump was lead out of the White House in handcuffs because he was caught saying racist things to a fat, black transgender otherkin name “Starwater” while beating xim with his KKK hood. Just kidding, he left normally, but that’s the story the left are circulating around.