Washington DC — The White House
Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release
November 17, 2010
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and in order to guide Federal agencies in formulating and developing policies with implications for faith-based and other neighborhood organizations, to promote compliance with constitutional and other applicable legal principles, and to strengthen the capacity of faith-based and other neighborhood organizations to deliver services effectively to those in need, it is hereby ordered:
Change ; Change ; Change ; Hope ; Hope ; Green ; Change ; Change ; Hope ; Change ; Change ; Green ; Change ; Hope ; Change.
Whoa, how did that all get in the E.O. ? That can’t be real. Let’s see what else is in there…… Oh look, another new agency, but this one is gonna be called a ‘working group’.
In order to promote uniformity in agencies’ policies that have implications for faith-based and other neighborhood organizations and in related guidance, and to ensure that those policies and guidance are consistent with the fundamental principles set forth in section 2 of this order, there is established an Interagency Working Group on Faith-Based and Other Neighborhood Partnerships (Working Group).
(d) Membership of the Working Group. The Director of the Office of Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships and a senior official from the OMB designated by the Director of the OMB shall serve as the Co-Chairs of the Working Group. The Co Chairs shall convene regular meetings of the Working Group, determine its agenda, and direct its work. In addition to the Co-Chairs, the Working Group shall consist of a senior official with knowledge of policies that have implications for faith-based and other neighborhood organizations from the following agencies and offices:
(i) the Department of State;
(ii) the Department of Justice;
(iii) the Department of the Interior;
(iv) the Department of Agriculture;
(v) the Department of Commerce;
(vi) the Department of Labor;
(vii) the Department of Health and Human Services;
(viii) the Department of Housing and Urban Development;
(ix) the Department of Education;
(x) the Department of Veterans Affairs;
(xi) the Department of Homeland Security;
(xii) the Environmental Protection Agency;
(xiii) the Small Business Administration;
(xiv) the United States Agency for International Development;
(xv) the Corporation for National and Community Service; and
(xvi) other agencies and offices as the President, from time to time, may designate.
Oh man, I gotta talk to someone about this. Lemme go up towards the end of the line.
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Yo, buddy, got a couple o’ seconds for me ?
Of course. I’m from the government and I’m here to help.
I heard that before somewhere…… It was…… was…… Ahhhh, I may be wrong and it must be a new standard greeting……. Anyway, this Corporation For National And Community Service. I know that name, they’re the Civilian Defense Force Americorps, holding an anvil over the heads of senior citizens Seniorcorps, plus indotcrinating children against the wishes of their parents LearnAndServe.
Yes, it sure is. The most open and transparent organizations in the administration.
Now there’s also The Social Justice MLK Day Of Service.
January 17, 2011 will mark the 25th anniversary of the Martin Luther King, Jr. federal holiday. This milestone is a perfect opportunity for Americans to honor Dr. King’s legacy through service. The MLK Day of Service empowers individuals, strengthens communities, bridges barriers, creates solutions to social problems, and moves us closer to Dr. King’s vision of a beloved community.
Yes. That’s how we plan to force many guilt-ridden typical bitter God-clingers into conforming along the life guidelines President Obama (PBUH) set forth for enact change.
What ?!?!? Joo gah sum ‘splainin ta doo.
Ooooh, anger. It sounds like you may need some re-education at a FEMA Camp that may or may not exist. You are hereby ordered to register at these websites from The Most Merciful President Obama (PBUH) direction from our open and transparent administration’s websites — Serve.gov — National Service — and National Service Resources.
Now wait – I said just wait a cotton-pickin’ minute there – Look at me when I’m talkin’ to ya, son. That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball. What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here ? I hired people to get a few miles of taxpayer-funded-against-their-will high-speed-rail track laid, not jump around like a bunch of purple-shirted community organizers. I need your help, so listen dummy. The surveyors said that we may run into some some really good minimum wage saved or created shovel-ready jobs up ahead. You better check it out.
Hey, now you’re talking our language. That’s a good idea. I’ll take a hand car.
No ya big dummy ! Them things are way too expensive. Take a couple of Prius’.
You got a problem with how I presented this new Executive Order ?
Good. At least you’re mad at something.
WAKE UP ! Your freedom, Rights and nation are being stolen from you with a simple stroke of a pen.
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The framers of our Constitution knew that the government should never have a monopoly on force. That’s why they articulated our God given right to self defense and ensured the right to keep and bear arms was written in our Bill of Rights. Let’s not forget: George Washington didn’t use his right to free speech to defeat the British. He shot them.