Thanks to Bob Cesca, spittle-flecked, cretinous moorlock/blogger for The Huffington Post, I now know what I must do. I must join ACORN and acquire the right to vote seventeen times in next Tuesday’s election. Then, I must cast my multiple ballots, and Rocky’s and Bullwinkle’s multiple ballots as well, on behalf of Sarah Palin.

Coincidentally, that’ll help some guy named McCain. But then again, a great Democrat President, who would never win the nomination in today’s version of his party, did once opine that a rising tide does lift all boats.