“Saturday Night Live” has a lot of competition from the Democrats these days.

Maxine “Word Salad” Waters (D – Kommifornistan) went on MSNBC (of course) and said:

I was right that something was wrong with [Trump]. That he did not deserve to be president. That he was potentially dangerous. That he didn’t care about the Constitution. When I came to those conclusions early and starting the discussion, I wanted to sound the alarm that we better pay attention. And finally, it came to that, and I really knew that it would, because of his character, that he would not stop. And if he’s exonerated by the Senate when they do the trial, he’s going to get even worse. And I tell you, and I will predict he’s going to bring Putin into the White House for a meeting.

I quote the whole bit verbatim so you understand why I call her “Word Salad.”

If I am translating this correctly from Tangential into English, Word Salad is predicting that the president of the United States will invite another world leader to meet him at his state residence for a chat.


Next, she’ll predict that the sun will rise tomorrow.

If Word Salad’s audacious prediction about the Nasty in Chief comes to pass … good grief! Inviting another world leader to the White House for a chat is just as bad–if not worse!–than talking to a foreign leader on the telephone! Remember when the Great Orange Menace did that? And then we stopped the government and impeached him?

I know my Constitution. Nowhere does it say the president may meet with a Russian or talk on the telephone with a Ukrainian. Has the world gone mad? Is this North Korea?

Vladimir Putin should not be allowed in the White House. Instead, President Trump should make him eat dinner out on the lawn seated on a giant toadstool with a dunce cap on his head. The president should teach that vodka-swigging, shirtless horse rider a lesson: don’t mess with ‘Merica, Vlad.

Or better yet, give the silent treatment to every world leader we don’t like, and spam their inboxes with Viagra ads. Talking out problems with one’s adversaries is not the Democrat way. Peace through rudeness and harassment is the new hotness.

Following Word Salad’s lead, I predict something still more dire. Here it is: the president soon will fly to a foreign country for a visit! At that time, democracy and the Constitution will burst into flames and die.

I have to give credit where credit is due: Word Salad is tenacious. She’s flogging the Russian conspiracy long after most others have given up and scrubbed all evidence they believed such a yarn in the first place. I don’t know how the MSNBC hack keeps a straight face through all her meanderings.

If there is any conspiracy here, it’s between Word Salad and Putin. I suspect they are plotting to drive conservative Americans over the edge, so that they move to Russia en masse in frustration and disgust. This would solve Russia’s population decline dilemma in the best possible way: an influx of first-world, Christian, family-oriented, hard-working people.

I can recommend some excellent books to learn Russian quickly.