Congratulations my dear liberal friends.

You have nimbly, skillfully, artfully, and cleverly stymied the most menacing, pernicious, and malignant threat to freedom to inhabit the Internet since Al Gore invented it.

Yes, friends, you have stopped a conservative powerhouse in his tracks, causing him to cravenly retreat to his sanctum to lick his wounds.  So complete is your victory that the quick-witted Republican you have slain issued a statement on Facebook:

After much thought and consideration, I’ve decided to take a break from politics and political commentary. I had a horribly rough night on Twitter after a woman not only threatened to sue me for expressing my opinions but threatened my family. At this point, I’ve decided that it’s best for me to take a step back and evaluate all of my options before continuing down this path. In the meantime, I do have a team that will be monitoring my social networks while I take some time to spend with my family. Please keep me in your prayers.

That’s right, CJ Pearson has temporarily withdrawn from the political scene. Witness his final tweet of surrender on Friday.

CJ Pearson, threat to democracy, is twelve years old and stands tall at five-feet-nothing.

Pearson developed quite a vocal conservative following on Youtube by recording simple, articulate videos taking on subjects like First Amendment liberty vs. radical Islam, the racist killings in Charleston, riots in Ferguson, and police brutality in McKinney, Texas.  He has interviewed [mc_name name=’Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)’ chamber=’senate’ mcid=’C001098′ ], endorsed [mc_name name=’Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)’ chamber=’senate’ mcid=’P000603′ ] for president, and questioned President Obama’s patriotism in a video titled “President Obama: Do you really love America?

Such an obvious enemy of peace and order had to be taken down, by legal means, or any means available.  Just look at how this scofflaw responds to threats from Twitter user MonaB2010:

Since MonaB2010 was certainly part of an elite, secret group of tolerance and peace-loving liberals, all of her tweets to Pearson had to be removed, but those who witnessed the brilliant takedown of this young devil in a dark suit expressed their admiration and wonder at her brilliance.

Facing incredible odds at the raw firepower of Pearson’s marshaled troops, it seemed that MonaB210 would have to cede the field.

Some even thought her quest for truth and justice to be bordering on insanity—a thought that Pearson, ever the opportunist, encouraged.

The epic battle between the forces of progressive goodness and conservative evil raged for hours. Teetering on the brink, MonaB210 almost slipped into the oblivion of defeat.

In the end, MonaB210 prevailed, because #BlackLivesMatter.

And tolerance (these tweets were harvested from the memory hole by witnesses who took screen shots, a dirty, rotten, lowdown trick that should be illegal).

An open, tolerant, loving, progressive society is too precious to defend using just empty words—action is required.  Threats of lawsuits against 12-year-old boys, sending them running to their mothers are just one small piece of the broad front of action.

In 2012, a special operation caused the Bibb County Sheriff’s Office to respond to conservative blogger and radio personality Erick Erickson’s home, because “You just shot your wife and she’s dead and you don’t know where she’s located at?”  Of course, the call was done as part of a SWAT-ting sting, when someone calls 911 from an anonymous phone, but transmits the home phone number of the “target.”

In this case, the operatives for love and peace obtained Erickson’s home phone number, and called in his wife’s murder, forcing the Bibb SO to investigate.  SWAT-ting is illegal, but what’s the law when you’re defending peace and justice?

Progressive think-tank blogs motherjones.com and salon.com have posited reasons conservatives must be paddled into submission using such tactics as death threats and intimidation.  It’s because conservative brains are simply different than liberal brains.

According to a study cited by motherjones.com, conservatives only understand threats, while liberals respond to flowers, rainbows and unicorns.

In other words, the conservative ideology, and especially one of its major facets—centered on a strong military, tough law enforcement, resistance to immigration, widespread availability of guns—would seem well tailored for an underlying, threat-oriented biology.

MonaB210’s take-down of CJ Pearson is stunningly brilliant in its simplicity: get to the conservative brains before they are completely mature—ideally before puberty—and beat them into submission.

Then when all the bigoted, God-and-gun-clinging dangerous kooks are out of the way, the world can be perfect.

I must admit, there’s nothing crazy about that plan.