Hey BoyPresident™, you learned your lessons well from… Bill Clinton?  Yep.

Remember when Billy boy was sending the FBI after bin Laden? Remember when we wouldn’t take him because we weren’t sure we had enough evidence to prosecute him? Remember what happened after that? Hint below the fold…

And now, the President of the World is following in Billy boy’s footsteps, from Breitbart, highlights are mine…

WASHINGTON (AP) – FBI agents are investigating the Somali pirates who hijacked a U.S. ship and are holding its captain hostage, U.S. officials said Saturday, raising the possibility of federal charges against the men if they are captured.

Even as Navy warships were in a standoff with the pirates floating in a lifeboat in the Indian Ocean, FBI agents from New York were investigating how the hijacking unfolded, according to two officials who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the case.

Attorney General Eric Holder said this past week that the Justice Department had not seen a case of piracy against a U.S. ship in hundreds of years. But authorities have prepared for such an event as the threat of piracy along the African coast has risen.

“If there were ever a U.S. victim of one of these attacks or a U.S. shipping line that were a victim, our Justice Department has said that it would favorably consider prosecuting such apprehended pirates,” Stephen Mull, the acting undersecretary of state for international security and arms control, told Congress last month.

Justice Department spokesman Dean Boyd said Saturday, “At this time, were not going to comment about potential prosecution scenarios in the US. We all hope to resolve this situation as quickly and safely as possible.”

Hey you ignorant collection of jackasses. Listen up. Here’s how you deal with pirates:

You

KILL

the
bastards

And, if you can find their families, you kill them too.  Out to like maybe 15th cousins.  Or maybe carpet bomb their home towns.  And yes, I really mean it.

Now then, what in the world is this crap about US Navy WARSHIPS in a freaking standoff with a LIFEBOAT?  That’s just a misprint right?

Not even 90 days and the BoyPresident™ has managed to make this country the laughing stock of the third world.  I wouldn’t be surprised if either the Mexicans or the Canadians decided to invade us.  Oh, yeah.  I almost forgot.  And He’s working out a surrender package on that one too.